"There's nothing in the world like Action Park!" "The action never stops... at Action Park!"
Action Park (running from 1978 from 1996) was an especially infamous Theme Park
, located in Vernon, New Jersey
. On paper, it seemed like a normal theme park, with an alpine slide, a ski area, and two themed areas: Motorworld (based around vehicles) and Waterworld (a water park). Sounds good, right?
Well, the execution is where things went horribly wrong.
The rides were poorly designed and poorly maintained, leaving people seriously injured — or sometimes deadnote
— and most of the employees were undertrained teenagers who didn't care about safety rules and often encouraged dangerous antics. The park advertised on Spanish-language radio stations in New York, yet most of its employees couldn't speak a word of Spanish and all of the signs and such were in English. Though it was a popular summertime destination for New Yorkers and New Jerseyans in the 1980s, legal and financial troubles caused the park to shut down after the 1996 season. It was later reopened as Mountain Creek Waterpark in 1998, its old rides having been either torn down or heavily renovated (with much better protection for the riders, obviously).
We could say more, but the Wikipedia article
elaborates on it in much more depth, as well as this Weird NJ article.
Just know that they once attempted to build a looping water slide
, and that it was actually open to the public for a brief period.
In April 2014, Mountain Creek's owners announced
that they were officially opening for the summer season as Action Park, complete with a new looping slide. Tropers beware...
Action Park provided examples of the following tropes:
- Amusement Park of Doom: One of the greatest Real Life examples.
- Attack Its Weak Point: The tanks in the Tank Ride had these on their back.
- Bubblegloop Swamp: The speedboat and bumper boat rides were held in small, fetid ponds that were known to be infested with snakes.
- Comedic Sociopathy: Former employees have confessed to hanging out near a snack bar near the "Surf Hill" attraction, since they could see either lost bra tops, grievous injuries, or both.
- Competence Zone: Teenagers ran the park about as well as you can expect; this led to a lot of the accidents.
- Giant Wall of Watery Doom: The wave pool was nicknamed the "Grave Pool" by lifeguards due to how many people they pulled out. Up to 30 people could require rescue in a single weekend, and there were always a dozen lifeguards on watch at any one time.
- Guide Dang It: A strange Real Life example — certain Waterworld areas had very cold water, which the staff neglected to mention to the people diving into said water. For at least one person, this proved lethal.
- Intoxication Ensues: Alcohol was sold at concession stands, with little enforcement of the drinking age, meaning that many rides that were dangerous enough to go on sober were operated by drunk guests and employees. This was a major contributing factor to accidents.
- Metaphorically True: The slogans "There's nothing in the world like Action Park because it's so poorly designed!" and "The Action never stops...if you consider "serious injury" and "the ambulance ride to the hospital" to be "action" at Action Park!"
- No OSHA Compliance: One of the most famous Real Life cases of this trope.
- Obvious Beta:
- While this fact has been largely forgotten today thanks to what the park is most famous for, Action Park was a major pioneer of many water rides. Of course, this meant that many rides were untested, and that they were the ones who had to work out the fact that, say, a looping water slide is dangerous.
- The skateboard park was poorly designed, with bowls that often didn't meet the edges smoothly, and caused many injuries. Only one season after its debut, it was filled up and the staff pretended it never existed.
- Off with His Head!: The infamous looping water slide apparently did this to test dummies.
- Player Versus Player: The "Action Park Gladiator Challenge", based on American Gladiators.
- Restraining Bolt: The Super Go Karts and LOLA Cars rides had vehicles that ostensibly had a maximum speed of 20 mph (32 km/h), thanks to their governor devices. However, the staff knew that wedging tennis balls into the devices would disable them, allowing them to go up to 50 mph (80 km/h), and were willing to do so if a visitor desired. Unsurprisingly, many head-on collisions resulted. The employees were also known to take the karts out and race them on Route 94 after-hours, especially after a microbrewery opened up nearby.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Employees were reportedly offered hundred-dollar bills to test the infamous looping waterslide. According to a former employee, "$100 did not buy enough booze to drown out that memory."
- Tank Goodness: The "Tank Ride", where riders shot at other tanks, stopping them in place for 15 seconds.
- Theme Park Cruelty Potential: The "Tank Ride" was seen as the worst place to moderate by employees, since (despite warnings not to) riders took every opportunity to shoot at them when they had to get in the area.