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Film: Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking
For the last decade, male modelling has been dominated by one name, and five syllables: Der! Ek! Zoo! Lan! DER!

Derek Zoolander is a really, really, ridiculously good-looking (but incredibly shallow and not too bright) male model who suffers both a professional and personal setback when he loses the Male Model of the Year crown to Hansel ("he's so hot right now") and his friends to a freak gasoline fight accident. His manager sends him to a week-long day spa, but it turns out to be a brainwashing center, where Derek becomes a sleeper agent programmed to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia (an obstacle to the fashion industry's continued use of cheap Malaysian labor). It's up to Derek, his love interest Matilda, and his rival-turned-friend Hansel ("he's so hot right now") to foil this plot and help Derek live past thirty.

A sequel is in the works, but Stiller put it on hold because he wanted to make the script "feel more current".

This film has examples of:

  • Adam Westing: A number of real-life celebrities make cameo appearances in the film. The one who plays the most on his image is probably Fabio, who appears at the beginning of the film, accepting the "slashie" award for "best model slash actor" and "not the other way around". Fabio-esque male models are the main brunt on the film's satire.
  • Answer Cut: When Mugatu is told in the opening scene that he needs to find someone dim enough to be brainwashed into the assassination plot:
    Mugatu: But who?! Where in all of God's green goodness am I gonna find someone that....BEEF-HEADED?!
    *cut to Derek Zoolander photoshoot*
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: After giving Derek a long list of what he's supposed to do as an assassin, Mugatu adds: "Obey my dog!"
  • Also Sprach Zarathustra: Part of a Shout-Out to 2001: A Space Odyssey.
  • Babies Ever After: The ending. Derek's son even adopts his first look: a pout reminiscent of his daddy's.
  • Backhanded Apology: The Jerkass version gets used twice.
  • The Baroness: Katinka.
  • Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: The fashion industry has been behind every major assassination for the past 200 years, using male models as assassins, including the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
  • Berserk Button: "One look? ONE LOOK?!"
  • Big "NO!": Derek's reaction (actually a "Brint!") when he realizes his friends are about to get burned to death by a carelessly lit cigarette.
  • Brainless Beauty: Male models (although according to David Duchovny's character, hand models "work differently"). Also, Fabio is apparently too smart for the job that Mugatu brainwashed Derek to do.
  • Brick Joke: "Derek, you did it!" "I know, I turned left!"
  • Buffy Speak: The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
  • The Cameo: Lots, from the celebrities at the fashion show in the opening part of the film to Billy Zane's memetic role to David Bowie as the walkoff judge, and lots more where that came from. Also includes James Marsden in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot as John Wilkes Booth during the assassination exposition.
  • Captain Oblivious: The runway competition.
  • Casting Gag: David Duchovny known from The X-Files as a former hand model and Conspiracy Theorist.
  • Catch Phrase: Mugatu's variations on Hansel being "so hot right now."
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Rhymes with "Derek Zoolander".
  • Chekhov's Gun: Magnum, and Hansel's yoyo skills.
  • Cooking Duel: The runway walk-off.
  • Competence Zone: None of the male models lives past thirty (except the precious few who wise up and retire beforehand), something that The Omniscient Council of Vagueness ruthlessly enforces.
  • Conspiracy Kitchen Sink: According to J.P. Prewett, pretty much every assassination in history can be traced back to the international fashion industry.
    Matilda: Wait a minute, Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.
    Prewett: You're goddamn right he wasn't, but those two lookers on the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: The fashion industry executives.
  • Comically Missing the Point: This exchange from the film's climax.
    Matilda: Derek, you did it!
    Derek: I know! I turned left!
    Matilda: (beat) That too, but you also saved the Prime Minister of Malaysia!
    Derek: Oh. Cool.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Derek and Hansel may be male models and dumb as rocks as a result, but Derek's looks can stop flying shurikens in mid-air and Hansel is a skilled breakdance fighter.
  • Cymbal-Banging Monkey: In a flashback, Derek is briefly shown dressed up as a Cymbal-Banging Monkey. "Dance, monkey, dance!"
  • Dance Battler: "They're breakdance fighting!"
  • Dark Action Girl: Katinka, who is also The Dragon.
  • Department of Redundancy Department:
    Hansel: "And I felt like this guy is really hurting me. And it hurt!"
    Derek: Maybe you don't understand that the world doesn't revolve around you and your 'Do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose, or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose, or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?'
  • Dirty Old Man: Maury Ballstein.
  • Disney Acid Sequence: The drug-fueled orgy.
  • Falling in Love Montage: Parodied in the orgy scene, where Matilda begins by making out with Derek and Hansel, and then the partners get a little... weird.
  • Fashion Show: The finale takes place at one (as an assassination is supposed to take place there), and the film has a few others.
  • Fire-Forged Friends: Derek and Hansel started as the worst of enemies but when things get ugly they become the best of friends.
  • Genius Ditz: Derek (and most everyone associated with the fashion industry) is a complete moron, but when it comes to fashion, make-up and just improving one's physical appearance he is a genius.
  • Glowing Eyes of Doom: Mugatu's toy poodle; during the brainwashing sequence, its eyes flash bright green.
  • Hidden Depths: Derek can speak Malay.
  • Historical Rap Sheet: Brainwashed male models set in motion by an evil council of fashion designers have had a hand in every major assassination attempt, beginning with Lincoln and on up through JFK. It Makes Sense in Context. Kind of.
  • Idiot Ball: Played for Laughs of course. Seriously, Derek and Hansel in particular are dumber than a bag of hammers.
  • Informed Attractiveness: Ben Stiller as a model? Owen Wilson?! Chalk it up to Rule of Funny.
  • Insistent Terminology: Merman!
  • Intrepid Reporter: Matilda, who has a special hatred for models.
  • It Is Pronounced Tro PAY: Mugatu's new campaign, "Derelicte".
  • Janitor Impersonation Infiltration: Hansel and Derek.
  • Joisey: At one point, Derek goes to work with his family in the coal mines of South Jersey. The real South Jersey is a coastal plain.
  • Karma Houdini: Maury Ballstein. At the end, he admits to having been in on the child labor conspiracy for almost all of his career. However, he does not seem to have been punished in any way.
    • Presumably he would get immunity in exchange for his testimony.
  • Lampshade Hanging: see Only Sane Man below.
  • Laser-Guided Tykebomb: Derek gets brainwashed into this.
  • Love Epiphany: Parodied.
    Derek: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarfs and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
  • Malaproper: Derek, of course.
    Derek: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogolizer I am?
    Matilda: A what?
    Derek: A eugoogolizer... one who speaks at funerals. [after a confused look from Matilda] Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
  • Manchurian Agent: Derek, after he gets brainwashed.
  • The Man in the Mirror Talks Back
  • Missing Mom: Derek's mom is dead.
  • Musical Trigger: "Relax" is what turns Derek into a killing machine.
  • My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels: Derek's grasp of Malay leaves much to be desired.
  • Nice Guy: Derek, in a subversion of the typical bitchy-superstar stereotype, is actually sweet-natured and generous.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Averted; all of the cameo actors play themselves.
    • However, some suspect Derek is a parody of Tom Cruise.
  • Not so Above It All: Matilda is the Only Sane Man in the main cast, until she participates in an orgy. Even more so when she goes on a long description of her clothing while holding Katinka at gunpoint in retaliation for her insulting her fashion sense earlier.
  • The Omniscient Council of Vagueness: The round table running the fashion industry.
  • The One Thing I Don't Hate About You: "It's that damned Hansel! He's so hot right now!"
  • Only Sane Man: Part of Mugatu's Motive Rant. It is unusual that the villain is the Only Sane Man.
    "He only has one look! [...] Does nobody else notice? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
    • Matilda also plays this role for the protagonists.
  • Only Six Faces: All of Derek's so-called "looks" are almost identical (however, his "Magnum" look stops a shuriken in mid-air. Even Mugatu is wowed: "Dear god, it's beautiful!").
    • There is a difference between Magnum and all the rest: he turns left before delivering it. Less mindblowing-ly, his head is also vertical, as opposed to the angle his other looks were at.
  • Overly-Long Gag: The participants during the orgy scene.
    • In a deleted scene, Derek enters the club where Hansel is having an afterparty, passing something like six or seven groups of people just to throw a lame one-liner back at Hansel for an earlier insult. (Part of this scene ends up in the Imagine Spot when the hand model discusses why male models make the perfect assassins.)
  • Outdated Outfit: Mugatu's "Little Cletus" disguise is of what a child in the early 1900s would probably wear. Ironic, considering Mugatu should be keeping up with the latest fashions. Then again, he does seem to be the world's premiere fashion designer. If he can sell trash as fashion then he can get away with Little Cletus.
  • A Party Also Known as an Orgy
  • Perfectly Cromulent Word: Derek is not an ambiturner. He can't turn left.
  • Phrase Catcher: Hansel. "He's so hot right now." In particular from Mugatu.
  • Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: When introducing Derek as a nominee for Model of the Year, the announcer guy enunciates each syllable separately (see page quote). Each syllable also comes from a different speaker. Derek silently counts along to make sure that his name is indeed five syllables.
  • Refuge in Audacity: Mugatu's new line that does a high fashion spin on what homeless people wear. Amusingly, it has been done for real by John Galliano and Vivienne Westwood, but the style was intended to be shocking.
  • Running Gag: Every time someone mentions Hansel, Mugatu immediately adds some variation of "He's so hot right now."
  • Scale Model Destruction: Mugatu shows off a model of a school he's planning to build in Derek Zoolander's honor. Derek gets ticked and destroys it, because he doesn't understand the concept of a model.
    Derek Zoolander: What is this, a center for ants? How can the children learn anything if they can't fit in the building?!.
  • Serious Business: The fashion industry.
  • Shaggy Dog Story
    Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling, "Ahhh! Ahhh!" I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
    Derek: ...and?
    Hansel: ...it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: Matilda, again.
  • Shout-Out: "Beat It" plays over the walk-off between Derek and Hansel; Derek's brainwashing sequence channels A Clockwork Orange; Derek and Hansel imitate the "Dawn of Man" sequence in /2001: A Space Odyssey, complete with the soundtrack playing Also Sprach Zarathustra; The confrontation between Derek and his manager before he walks for Mugatu refers to The Godfather Part II.
  • Soundtrack Dissonance: A minor case when Derek and his roommates try to forget their troubles, as "Wake Me up before You Go-Go" plays (it contains a reference to a yo-yo, which is rival Hansel's thing).
  • Spit Take: Hilariously overdone by Mugatu.
    "Todd! Were you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!"
  • Technology Marches On: Derek's tiny cell phone was a hilarious reveal meant to display how privileged he was (this being 2001 before having a cell phone was highly commonplace), but by today's standards, it looks extremely out of date and low grade despite being still ridiculously tiny, largely because it failed to anticipate that the advent of smart phones would stop dead the trend they were exaggerating.
  • This Is What the Building Will Look Like: Even if they can't fit inside the building.
  • This Looks Like a Job for Aquaman: Only a male model has the skills to make a perfect assassin, and only Derek's "Magnum" look (or is it "Blue Steel"?) can stop them!
  • Too Dumb to Live: The freak gasoline fight accident scene. Derek himself was lucky enough to avoid the explosion.
  • Training Montage: Derek's training to be an assassin.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Mugatu gets a pretty spectacular one at the end, during which he ends up pointing out that contrary to what everyone thinks, Derek's repertoire is somewhat limited:
    "Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! You've got nothing! NOTHING!"
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?? "Magnum."
  • Weaksauce Weakness: Derek can't turn left (until the climax).
  • "Well Done, Son" Guy: Derek temporarily retires from modeling and tries to join his dad and brother in the mining field. It doesn't go over well.
    • When Zoolander reveals Magnum, however (Derek's father is watching the fashion show at bar), his dad is genuinely amazed and announces to the whole bar 'That's my son!'
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: What happened to the shadowy evil council who have been killing world leaders for decades?
    • Nothing. Mugatu takes the fall while they get to be Karma Houdini.
  • Who Shot JFK?: According to the hand model, it's two male models on the grassy knoll.
  • Whole Plot Reference: The whole movie is clearly inspired by The Manchurian Candidate.
  • World of Ham

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