Janitor Impersonation Infiltration
That was... Demeaning. Yeagar:
I never knew you could storm a castle like this
The thieves' guild would be unstoppable if they invested in blue coveralls with the name "Al" embroidered on them.
Okay, so you have to break into
this high tech science lab, or a government facility, or a fancy bank, or something
. It doesn't really matter what this place is to you, because it's swarming with security and there's no way you'll ever get in...or is there?
Enter the Janitor Impersonation Infiltration. Custodians, janitors, cleaning ladies, what do these people have in common? They have access to every room in the building and might as well be part of the scenery
. No one pays attention to them
or wonders what they are doing sneaking around after hours while everyone else in the building is gone. So if you are looking for an easy-in, they are perfect candidates for impersonating when one has to steal that secret formula or those hidden financial records.
Other similar jobs
which have the same relative anonymity of the janitor and are Beneath Notice
may also qualify for this trope. Being that these people might be secret agents, there's a definite possibility of Almighty Janitor
overlap. Compare Dressing as the Enemy
, The Infiltration
, Room Disservice
and Delivery Guy Infiltration
. Depending on what is done with the real janitor, may overlap with Mugged for Disguise
. If the impersonator seems to do this often in different situations it might be a case of Why Do You Keep Changing Jobs?
Anime and Manga
- Chameleon does this in the very first issue of The Amazing Spider-Man, leaving the real janitor bound and gagged in a closet.
- Used in an issue of Catwoman when Selina infiltrates a police station. One cop even mentions that the cleaning lady is supposed to have the day off, but doesn't pursue the inconsistency beyond that.
- She did the same thing in another issue by posing as a maintenance worker. She lured the real maintenance worker to an apartment, where she left him Bound and Gagged in a closet after stealing his uniform and van.
- Taking a leaf from The Shadow's book (see below), the Batman has also masqueraded as the janitor at police headquarters. Sometimes his disguise amounts to a mop and overalls, a hat and a fake beard over his Batman costume.
- In Huntress #5 (the 2012 mini-series), Helena disguises herself as a cleaning woman to sneak into the Lion's fortress.
- Scarlett attempts it in the No Dialogue Episode "Hush Job" in G.I. Joe Yearbook #3. In an attempt to rescue Snake-Eyes, she sneaks into Cobra HQ disguised as a cleaning woman, with Snake-Eyes' wolf Timber hidden inside a cannister vacuum cleaning. However, the Cobra sensors pick up the huge amount of weaponry she is carrying and she is exposed.
- XXXenophile: In "R.U.R. or Are You Ain't My Baby?", a female spy disguises herself as a cleaning woman to infiltrate a robotics lab and destroy the prototype robot being developed. (By sexing it to death).
- Common in Discworld. Especially popular with the history monks, one of whom actually is an Almighty Janitor.
- An especially interesting example in Monstrous Regiment, where Polly's regiment have to "disguise" themselves as washerwomen without revealing they're all really women. They are unconvincing as females.
- Otherland: Olga Pirovsky infiltrates the tower of the J-Corporation disguised as a cleaning lady.
- In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when the Trio infiltrate the Ministry of Magic, Ron disguises himself as Reg Cattermole, a lowly magical janitor.
- Happens frequently as part of the Zany Schemes in the works of P. G. Wodehouse. In Something Fresh, the first novel set at Blandings Castle, hero Ashe Marson and heroine Joan Valentine are on opposing missions to steal a prized scarab and disguise themselves as a valet and a ladies' maid, respectively.
- In the Laundry Files novel The Fuller Memorandum, avoiding this sort of infiltration is one of the reasons that the Laundry cannot outsource their LAN rewiring, with the other reason being that having people unaware of the Masquerade build the system that you are going to use to fight Eldritch Abominations is a very bad idea. Ironically, the person that Bob explains this to turns out to be the Mole.
- Harry Dresden in Fool Moon disguises himself as a janitor to get into the SI station where a ready-to-transform werewolf is being held under arrest. It helps that he has a sort of cheap invisibility potion that lets him pass beneath everyone's notice.
- The Doctor disguises himself as a cleaning lady while sneaking around the villain's compound in the Doctor Who serial The Green Death.
- On Burn Notice Michael decided to pretend to be a weekend janitor so he could steal some high tech access codes. When that only got him so far, he added a drunken Wounded Gazelle Gambit to do the rest.
- On Saved by the Bell, Screech dresses as a female janitor to get into the girls' locker room.
- Daisy from Dead Like Me once dressed as a cleaning lady to reap someone in their hotel room.
- Mr & Mrs Smith (1996). In the pilot episode Mr. Smith (Scott Bakula) dresses up as a janitor to infiltrate a target installation and acquire information.
- Human Target: a group of bad guys infiltrate a museum dressed as maintenance staff, with Chance and Ames among them.
- The title character in Chuck has on more than one occasion gotten by security by pretending that someone has called the Nerd Herd to fix a computer problem.
- In CSI: Crime Scene Investigation the Miniature Killer takes this a step further by actually getting a job as a janitor in the lab.
- CSI: NY had an episode where Flack dressed as a parks department employee as part of a group setup to catch a suspect.
- The killer in the Criminal Minds episode "Poison" planned on fatally poisoning everyone at his old workplace, which he snuck into disguised as a maintenance worker.
- In "Eye of the Beholder", Ash gets a job on the cleaning crew at the museum so he can scope the place out as part of the team's plan to steal the Crown Jewels.
- And Emma does it in "Eat Yourself Slender".
- Rain does this in an episode of Naturally Sadie to get proof that a famous designer is stealing Margaret's designs.
- The Leverage crew does this all the time—usually it's Eliot posing as a janitor, but Hardison and Parker have done it as well.
- Bodie on The Wire does a Janitor Impersonation Exit from a juvenile detention facility.
- A standard tactic on the Mission: Impossible television series. Commonly, one of the IMF members would get into the target's location, then fake some sort of utility outage. Other members of the team would then pose as repairmen or technicians arriving to fix the problem.
- In the original Knight Rider, Michael Knight has to infiltrate an army base, so he bribes a food service worker to let him have his job for the day. The man says for double the money, Michael can be his cousin as well. This comes in handy when Michael gets detained, but the original guy verifies that Michael is indeed his cousin who was filling in for the day.
- The Shadow used to maintain a cover identity as Fritz, the janitor at police HQ, that allowed him to snoop about in the police files to his heart's content.
- Prototype: Alex Mercer. Canonically he only does this - literally consuming and assuming the form of a janitor - once, and hates himself for it.
- One of the missions in Mafia II has you enter a mafia controlled hotel that is having a meeting of the head of a rival family but dressing up as cleaners. They clean up the blood of some unfortunate person while planting bombs.
- In Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek, Nancy Drew acts as the lodge's new cook and maid in order to investigate the lodge guests.
- Roger Wilco in Space Quest III infiltrates Scum Soft by posing as the janitor. Since he really is a janitor, it shouldn't be too hard, but he can still blow it and get killed by security.
- Used twice in the "Dead Man's Switch" campaign of Shadowrun Returns. The second time it happens, the player is maintaining the guise of cleaning up his or her, uh, mess (several gallons of security guard blood) from the night before.
- Kim Possible had an episode with a government agent mentor who turned up as the janitor. Kim didn't want anything to do with him because she thought he was just the janitor. He thought she always knew what he really was because he never expected his Canadian Secret agent uniform to be mistaken for a janitor uniform. He even had to explain he wasn't wearing a disguise.
- Centurions had an episode where the main villain had infiltrated the installation as a janitor. He also revealed that every janitor in the installation was part of his conspiracy.
- The Simpsons: In one opening, they had to break into a museum to reach their couch. They wore several disguises through the way and one of them was janitor.
- This is how real world ninja are supposed to have worked.
- Even if they're not spies, servants can overhear a lot of juicy information from their employers. Both in real life and in fiction, this is often exploited in the form of highly-paid interviews with journalists or in tell-all books.