Recap: Doctor Who S10 E5 "The Green Death"
Stevens, listen to me. You've seen where this efficiency of yours leads. Wholesale pollution of the countryside. Devilish creatures spawned by the filthy by-products of your technology. Men... men walking around like brainless vegetables. Death. Disease. Destruction.
— The Doctor gets all eco-warrior
A Welsh miner is found dead, his skin glowing bright green. UNIT is naturally called in to the village of Llanfairfach to investigate. A local environmental group, led by Professor Clifford Jones, has been investigating the work of nearby Global Chemicals. The Doctor can't bring himself to care and goes on a nice holiday to the planet Metebelis III instead. Jo and the Brigadier pay visit to Global Chemicals. They discover that the mine workings are full of giant maggots and green goo, both by-products of Global Chemicals' plant. People at the company also have a tendency to get hypnotised and start rambling about "the Boss".
Metebelis III turns out to be the planet of Everything Trying to Kill You
, so the Doctor hastily rejoins the plot back on Earth, carrying a shiny crystal as a souvenir. He rescues Jo, who fell down a mineshaft, and discovers that the place is crawling with giant alien maggots.
Clifford, who's a charismatic long-haired Deadpan Snarker
and lives in a hippie commune, also happens to be a genius biologist who's working on a revolutionary new fungus that could globally replace meat. He and Jo get along very well (after some initial mutual snarking). The Doctor is also a big fan of his papers, and soon enough, the whole gang is happily drinking fine wine and eating fungus. But with a whole lot of maggots still out there, UNIT decides to inflitrate Global Chemicals: Mike Yates as an office drone, and the Doctor as a Welsh milkman and a harmless old cleaning lady.
The plant is run by Stevens, who has been taken over by the intelligent computer BOSS (Bimorphic Organisational Systems Supervisor), which plans to seize power by linking to every other major computer in the world. BOSS was originally built by Stevens, became self-aware, and soon realised that human creativity is based on human error. He ordered Stevens to program human error into his system. Enjoying his new creative powers, and merrily humming Beethoven, BOSS toys with the Doctor a bit but can't even make a dent in his Time Lord psyche. The Doctor uses a large blue crystal he picked up on Metebelis III to break BOSS' hold on Stevens, and Stevens — in a grand Heroic Sacrifice
— programs BOSS to self-destruct. Meanwhile, the maggots, which are beginning to pupate into giant flies, are destroyed with Clifford's fungus.
In the midst of all this, Jo has fallen in love with Clifford, and decides to leave the Doctor to go get married and explore the Amazon rainforest (in that order). She pulls some strings with her uncle to get Clifford all the funding he'll ever need. As the whole group celebrates, the Doctor gives her the blue crystal as an early wedding gift, and ask them to save some wedding cake for him. But as the party starts to get into full swing the Doctor quietly slips away, noticed only by Jo who sends him an understanding look.
The Doctor takes one final look back at the cottage, before he, saddened by the departure of his good friend, drives into the sunset.
The planet of Metebelis III will become important again soon enough
. And Jo will meet the Doctor again, although much, much later
An excellent tongue-in-cheek Mockumentary
sequel, "Global Conspiracy", was created by Mark Gatiss
in 2004 and stars most of the original cast.
- Absent-Minded Professor: Clifford.
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: An interesting take on this in that the computer has actually been programmed by Stevens to be a megalomaniac, as BOSS noticed that humans often achieved their goals better through being illogical.
- BOSS was programmed with the objectives of maintaining productive order and ensuring profit for Global Chemicals. It just interpreted those objectives in an extremely broad and amoral manner.
- Author Tract
- BBC Quarry: But this time, it actually is a quarry!
- Blatant Lies: Stevens to Elgin. "Don't worry- I won't hurt you."
- The Caligula: BOSS has shades of this.
- Chekhov's Gun: There are two: the sapphire from Metebelis III, and the hybrid fungus that Clifford Jones was raising as a meat substitute. The dried spores of the fungus cures Clifford Jones of his own infection from the Green Death later on, while clumps of the fungus kill the maggots.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: Stevens.
- Disguised in Drag: Third Doctor actually does this... as a cleaning lady.
The Doctor: (having finally met up, in disguise and carrying a bucket, with Mike Yates) If you say one word...
Mike Yates: I like your handbag.
- Disney Villain Death: Poor Fell.
- Doppelganger Dating: Clifford is basically the Doctor, only younger and less asexual. His Meet Cute with Jo (she wanders into his lab and gets yelled at for ruining an experiment) is even a reprise of her first meeting with the Doctor.
- Driving a Desk: Although the maggots are very well-made, this episode also features some of the worst greenscreen in television history.
- Erudite Stoner: Most of the people at Cliff's research facility, but especially Nancy. Shown in a completely positive light without any hint of sarcasm.
- Find the Cure: Much of the plot is devoted to searching for a cure the eponymous Green Death.
- Fourth Date Marriage: Jo and Cliff.
- Green Aesop
- Hypno Fool: The Doctor uses his Metebilis crystal on Mike to break BOSS's mind control by using a counter-hypnosis. Too bad the Brigadier was staring at it while the Doctor was doing so. He goes into a thick trance, stiff as a board.
Doctor: Oh, good grief! Wake up, Lethbridge-Stewart! (gibbers the Brig's chin) Wake up!
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight: The page quote is part of one.
- Immune to Bullets/Nigh-Invulnerability: The maggots... bullets, bombs, and even insecticide don't even phase them.
- Improbable Antidote: The cure for the eponymous death turns out to be the dried spores of the fungus Professor Jones is working on as a solution to world hunger.
- Ironic Name: The last name of Ralph, the worker conditioned to self-destruct by jumping to his death, is "Fell". How did Ralph die? Ralph Fell.
- Janitor Impersonation Infiltration: The Doctor disguises himself as a cleaning woman.
- Lampshade Hanging: By this point, the Doctor is less than impressed by the revelation that the real villain is a crazy computer.
- Leitmotif: BOSS has a militaristic and tyrannical-sounding incidental music sting that plays whenever he's plotting something megalomanical or his handiwork is seen in action.
- Logic Bomb: Subverted. The Doctor tries to use the Liar Paradox on BOSS, but BOSS completely fails to blow up, stop working, or devote all its circuits to solving the problem. It's just mildly annoyed for a while.
- The Man Behind the Man: Up until BOSS is revealed to be a computer controlling the entire building, he is treated like this by the story. Stevens only communicates with him by office intercom and we're never given any indication he's anything but a corrupt human executive - "the boss," just as everyone keeps calling him. Then when the Doctor gets to the top floor where "the boss'" office supposedly is, only to find loads of computer equipment... we get the Wham Line.
- Master Computer: BOSS is one of these.
- Mood Whiplash: It ends with everyone congratulating Jo and Cliff, including the Doctor... who then quietly leaves the party and drives off on his own.
- Also, the shocking scene of Fell leaping to his death is immediately followed by... a party at the Nut Hatch.
- Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Don't name your intelligent supercomputer "BOSS"; it'll give it ideas.
- Not Himself: Those under the control of the BOSS.
- Not Listening to Me, Are You?: Jo offers Cliff a cup of tea... coffee... arsenic...
- Not That Kind of Doctor: Professor Jones.
- OOC Is Serious Business: A subtle one - Elgin notices something is up with Ralph Fell because he calls him by his last name. Apparently they're usually on a first name basis.
- Orphaned Punchline: The Doctor tells a joke that ends with the line "Never trust a Venusian shanghorn with your perigosto stick."
- Poor Communication Kills: If only Professor Jones used an easier word than serendipity, Jo would have understood him and known that the fungus was the cure for the maggots' bite.
- Redemption Equals Death: Stevens.
- Rousseau Was Right: Professor Jones honestly thinks that they can ask Global Chemicals to let them borrow cutting equipment to fix the Llanfairfach mine elevator. The same Global Chemicals he and the rest of the denizens of Wholeweal have been protesting and verbally chastising every other day.
- Sickly Green Glow: Every victim of the "Green Death".
- Single Tear: Poor Stevens cries a single stream of tears after shutting off BOSS and awaiting his imminent death, coupled with a My God, What Have I Done? reaction.
- Strawman Political: Played both straight and averted in Global Chemicals. While Stevens is a megalomaniac who is just fine with completely destroying the environment and unleashing a biological horror upon Wales if it'll raise Global Chemicals' stock price a tuppence a share, and BOSS is worse, most of people under Stevens, including the VPs, are decent hardworking people who want to do the right thing and basically have to be brainwashed by BOSS to go along with the program.
- Tempting Fate: Lampshaded. The Brigadier thinks blowing up the mine has solved the maggot problem. He says, "I don't understand you lot. Seems to me the problem's solved. We'll see no more of those creepie-crawlies, you mark my words." Everyone looks at him like he's gone daft.
- Token Good Teammate: Elgin is a Corrupt Corporate Executive who is down with dumping gallons of toxic waste into a mine but only as long as said mine is abandoned. He draws the line at intentionally trapping innocent people in said mine and attempting to drown them in the stuff, though, and eventually angrily confronts Stevens over going too far. Unfortunately, he gets brainwashed by BOSS.
- Too Dumb to Live: Oh, Bert, why did you have to stick your fingers in the toxic goo to examine it?
- Wham Line: The revelation of who "the boss" is when the Doctor finally reaches the top floor. "I am the BOSS. I am all around you. I am the computer." *Cliffhanger Noise*
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Elgin vanishes from the story after getting brainwashed. This is due to actor Tony Adams suffering an illness and needing to be taken to the emergency room. His role later in the serial was filled by Suspiciously Similar Substitute James.
- The "Global Conspiracy" Mockumentary lampshades this with an older Elgin clarifying that he had appendix problems and thus, was absent from the second half of the adventure.
- Wales, boyo.