"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
The story of Machete
is an interesting one. It began when Robert Rodriguez
first met Danny Trejo
on the set of Desperado
. He believed Trejo should have been a "Mexican Jean-Claude Van Damme or Charles Bronson" named Machete. Other projects got in the way, though, and Machete
was put on the shelf. Rodriguez continued to use scenes he had planned for it in his other movies, and also introduced a significantly friendlier version
of the character in Spy Kids
In 2007, Rodriguez filmed parts of Machete
for a fake trailer attached to the beginning of Grindhouse
. After making another children's film
, he revisited Machete
and set about making it into an actual film. The final product includes every scene from the fake trailer
, and gained massive popularity as the quintessential exploitation action flick parody of the '00s. It boasts an impressive cast, including Danny Trejo
, Steven Seagal
, Robert De Niro
, Cheech Marin
, Jessica Alba
, Lindsay Lohan
, Michelle Rodriguez
, and more.Machete
stars Danny Trejo as Machete, a mysterious Badass Mexican hired off the street to kill a Texas
state senator. However, before he can complete the mission, he is betrayed and left for dead by the same men who hired him. Now, eager for revenge, Machete sets out to take down the senator and everyone else who gets in his way.
A sequel called Machete Kills
was released October 11, 2013, with Trejo, Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez slated returning alongside Amber Heard, Lady Gaga
, Mel Gibson
, and Charlie Sheen
(as Carlos Estevez, his birth name).
A third film, Machete Kills Again... In Space!
, is in the works.
They just fucked with the wrong troper!
- 555: Pops up on Booth's phone. Also, 1-800-HITMAN has one too few numbers.
- Above the Influence: Machete, with a drunk Jessica Alba no less. Mind you, it works out for him.
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: Machete's... machetes, and the scalpel whip he later uses.
- Action Girl: Luz and Sartana. April in the end Took a Level in Badass.
- Adam Westing: Lots and lots.
- Steven Seagal pokes fun at his countless unstoppable badass role by playing a villain... who is so badass that he can only be killed by a self-administered seppuku.
- Lindsay Lohan as a drug-addicted, slutty Mafia Princess who likes to stream her naughty bits on the internet (willingly, this time) alongside her mother. And whose father makes some... unfortunate comments about her.
- Michelle Rodriguez as an over-the-top version of her usual sexy, badass Latina roles. Her death doesn't even merit a spoiler. Her surviving and largely subverting her typecasting makes her reveal at the end serious, ultimate badass.
- Felix Sabates as essentially the same doctor he played in Planet Terror, and, in fact, who he actually is in real life: when Sabates isn't appearing Rodriguez' movies, he's the Rodriguez' family doctor.
- And, last but not the least, Danny Trejo! A Hey, It's That Guy! for his entire career, typecast as "that creepy Knife Nut Mexican", he finally gets a leading role as the described character type.
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Machete is a veritable sex magnet in the film, with almost every female character falling for him.
- Almighty Janitor: Luz runs a food stand. Machete gets along as a laborer and poses as an actual janitor and a gardener later.
- And Starring: "And Introducing: Don Johnson"
- Awesome McCoolname: Machete is not actually his nickname, it's his birth name. Doubles as a Name to Run Away from Really Fast.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Invoked when Sartana brings up Luz's "aiding illegal immigrants, evading border patrol and unsanitary food preparation".
- Bad Habits: April wears a nun outfit for the final battle, shortly after she finds out that her father had been killed.
- Badass: Considering it's an action movie directed by Robert Rodriguez, pretty much the entire cast. Especially Machete himself. One villain says he's "CIA, FBI, DEA, all rolled up into one mean fucking burrito."
- Badass Biker: Machete rides a chopper with ape hanger handlebars. Later he mounts a Gatling gun to a bike.
- Badass Grandpa: Machete Cortez' birthday is listed as May 16, 1944... which is Danny Trejo's birthday, making him 66.
- Badass Longcoat: Machete wears a longcoat at the final battle. Full of machetes. Oh, Crap.
- Badass Mustache: Just look at it. The padre has an awesome one as well.
- Badass Preacher: Played by Cheech Marin, too.
"I took a vow of peace. And now you want me to help you kill all these men?"
"Yes, bro... I mean, padre."
(gives it some thought, then shrugs) "I'll see what I can do..."
A thug: "Please, have mercy!"
Padre: "God has mercy. I don't."
- Bare Your Midriff: Luz forgoes wearing combat armor in the final battle, instead wearing a black bikini top and an eyepatch.
- Batman Cold Open: The film opens three years earlier with Machete and a sidekick Federal chasing down a woman kidnapped by Torrez. Too bad it's a trap!
- Beat: A hilarious one from the guards:
- BFS: Machete wields(but doesn't use) a machete as big as he is in the climax.
- Big Bad: Drug lord Torrez establishes himself as this in the opening. It turns out he's working with Booth to manipulate the racist Senator McLaughlin and paramilitary leader Von Jackson to help him close the border. This way he can control the entire drug trade all by himself because only he knows the weak points, so he orchestrated pretty much everything in the movie.
- Big Brother Is Employing You: Rivera.
- Blasting It out of Their Hands: Born-again April, with automatic weaponry.
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: April, Luz and Rivera.
- Bloody Hilarious: All over the place, but mostly the intestines.
- Bloodstained Glass Windows: The showdown between Padre and Osiris.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: Senator McLaughlin's murder of a Mexican family is exposed to the public... with the exact footage of the event you watched earlier in the movie.
- Broomstick Quarterstaff: Machete uses a mop to fight his way past Booth's goons after the faked assassination attempt on the senator.
- Captain Obvious: One of the films is called Machete Kills.
- Car Fu: Low-rider hydraulics have never been so lethal, as one unfortunate redneck finds out in the last battle, getting squashed flat by a bouncing low-rider.
- Car Meets House: Several times.
- Caught on Tape: The villains commit so many criminal acts in front of video cameras that it veers from Too Dumb to Live territory to borderline suicidal. Heck, a Texas state senator, during an election year, actually requests that someone videotape him committing murder and burn a bunch of copies of the DVD.
- Chekhov's Gun:
- Booth is ironically the one who gave Machete the hand-phone ("Machete don't text") in the first place.
- Chekhov's Corkscrew: When Machete visits Luz's house, for a second, camera focuses on a corkscrew lying on the table. Later, when they are attacked, he uses it in combat.
- At a safehouse hospital, a friendly doctor mentions how the human body has 60 feet of large intestines. Guess what Machete uses when he needs to make a quick exit out of that hospital's window?
- Contract on the Hitman: The whole plot is to hire Machete to assassinate McLaughlin, then frame him for the attempt to get support for the Senator.
- Creator Provincialism: The film is set in Austin, where Robert Rodriguez lives and his film studio is based.
- Cross Over: Danny Trejo has stated that the Machete Cortez in Machete is what the Machete Cortez from Spy Kids does when he's not taking care of the kids. As Robert Rodriguez intended to make a Machete movie years before he was able to, he inserted a more family-friendly version of the character into Spy Kids in the meantime, so this is technically canonical.
- Crucified Hero Shot: With surprising attention to detail. Most depictions that even use nails will have them driven into the palms; this movie accurately shows the nails being driven into the wrist-joints.
- Danger Takes A Back Seat:
- How Luz finishes off Von Jackson in the end.
- Machete uses this to bust himself out of the first arrest.
- Dark Faux Action Girl: Aside from shooting the naked woman (who also counts) who tricks Machete in the opening in the back of the head in her first scene, Cheryl Chin's character does ... pretty much nothing. All she does when Torrez dies is pout fetchingly.
- Darth Vader Clone: Luther Voz in Machete Kills and in the trailer for Machete Kills Again... In Space!.
- Deadly Dodging: Machete gets into, and out of a street fight, doing only this (it ends when the other guy breaks his own fist on scaffolding), because Machete doesn't hit unarmed men. While eating a taco, no less.
- Determinator: Machete has a bullet in his head and got shot in his shoulder. This won't stop him from kicking ass.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?:
- How did Machete's hit on McLaughlin go tits up? A second gunman was involved.
- The nonfatal assassination itself has been to compared to the shooting of former Taiwan president Chen Shubian, complete with "magic bullet" accusations (it grazed his belly).
- A political assassination involving a man named Booth? Hmmmm...
- It takes place in Texas (due to a mixture of Creator Provincialism and, well, it's cheaper to shoot where your studio is). True, Austin, but still.
- The campaign adds comparing Mexican immigrants to vermin is similar to Jews being compared to rats in the Nazi propaganda film The Eternal Jew.
- An American politician who lives in Texas and affects a Texan accent but isn't even from the South? Hmmmm.
- Double Entendre: When the kidnapped girl starts feeling up Machete.
Girl: What's this long, hard thing?
Machete: My machete.
- The Dragon: Booth officially serves as the right-hand man to Senator McLaughlin, but is also working for Torrez. He also has his own Dragon, whom he kills for screwing up one too many times.
- Dual Wielding:
- Machete with a pair of machetes vs. Torrez with his katana and wakizashi.
- Sartana with her stiletto heels!
- Flavor 2 for all the bad guys, except Torrez, who's Mexican. Von Jackson and McLaughlin think they are Flavor 1, but their bullying and trigger-happy redneck cowboy ways make them Flavor 2. Though McLaughlin seems to fall to Mixed Flavor — right around the time he admits he's not even from Texas — in the end.
- Sartana, the Mexicans, and a handful of La Résistance Caucasians are Flavor 1.
- Easily Forgiven: McLaughlin is pretty easily forgiven by the Network once Von and his man turn on him. April is not so forgiving, though.
- Epic Flail: Made from a nurse's belt and some surgical knives. Do NOT try this at home.
- Ethnic Menial Labor: You didn't suspect the movie will feature Hispanic laborers, did ya?
- Even Evil Has Standards: Subverted. When Von Jackson kills a pregnant woman, Senator MacLaughlin half-heartedly calls him out on it, then he kills the husband with the same sadistic pleasure.
- Everybody Knew Already: Luz is She... who'da thunk?
- Everything Is Big in Texas: Including man-sized machetes.
- Exact Words: Machete tells Booth that April and June are with God. Booth assumes that they're dead, when they're actually in church.
- Exaggerated Trope: Hoo boy. It would be easier to say that every trope listed is exaggerated to varying degrees, and some are driven Serial Escalation.
- Explain, Explain... Oh, Crap!: Booth's guards go through this when Machete infiltrates their boss's mansion by posing as a menial gardener. They let him through without any real check, then question why weren't more thorough because he could be anybody, then realize their stupidity.
- Eyepatch of Power: Luz gets one after her she gets shot in the eye.
- Eye Scream:
- Failed a Spot Check: When two Mooks defending Booth's mansion come across Machete, he bluffs his way past them by holding up a pickaxe and weedwhacker and saying "New gardener." One of the Mooks begins lecturing the other how everyone views illegals as common day-laborers and muses that any Mexican could just sneak past any security point by claiming to be a gardener... When the Mooks realize what they did, Machete's already got the weed whacker revved up.
- False Flag Operation: The bad guy's plot.
- Fair Cop: Sartana Rivera
- Gratuitous nudity about three minutes into the movie. Too bad the girl in question gets blown away.
- Lindsay Lohan (actually a body double, although she's pretty close herself later on) and her character's mother topless and making out with Machete in her daddy's swimming pool, though this is equally qualifiable as Fan Disservice.
- Jessica Alba shows almost everything in a Shower Scene. Her nude scene was later revealed to not have been nude after all. She's wearing fairly covering panties and top, which were later removed digitally.
- Michelle Rodriguez's Stripperiffic combat uniform. (Hell, her standard clothes - Daisy Dukes and spaghetti-strapped tank top - also count.)
- Foreign Culture Fetish: Torrez apparently has one for Japan, down to using a katana to kill his victims and committing seppuku.
- Gatling Good: Machete attaches a Gatling gun to his motorcycle, then rides over an explosion from nowhere to shoot a mob of Mooks.
- Genre Savvy: The guards in black suits go through a zigzagging version of the trope. At first, they are Genre Blind enough to let in a Badass-looking Mexican with sharp garden tools, but quickly realize - and Lampshade - that they were suffering from Plot-Induced Stupidity. When Machete pays a second visit, they are Genre Savvy enough to surrender to him, understanding his role as the Action Hero and theirs as expendable goons. He's nice enough to let them live, if only because they're not racist assholes.
- Genre Throwback: To '70s exploitation/trash movies, especially in the vein of blaxploitation movies.
- Godiva Hair: April, waking up in a church after having been fucked sensele... drugged by Machete. It doesn't always cover everything up.
- Go Out with a Smile: McLaughlin after getting shot up by the remnants of Von Jackson's group when he is mistaken for a Mexican. He seems to enjoy the irony and gives a classic De Niro grin.
- Gorn: A Rio Grande of blood is spilled in the movie, with dozens of characters killed in gruesome ways. Like bungee jumping... with intestines.
- The Guards Must Be Crazy: Played with. Booth's guards drop the ball by letting Machete in, thinking he's another day laborer and complaining about how people always fall for the simplest disguises, but almost instantly realize it.
- Guns Akimbo: With shotguns no less!
- Gratuitous Spanish: Lots of it.
- Handicapped Badass: Luz gets one eye shot out midway through the film and spends the rest of it sporting an Eyepatch of Power.
- Hand Cannon:
- April's S&W500 in the final battle.
- Luz's sawn-off - based on comments from IMFDB about the size of its barrels, it's 6-gauge.
- Heel Realization: One of Booth's Mooks. "Ive been watching the boss, and the boss is a real scumbag." That same Mook, when confronted by Machete shortly thereafter, promptly quits his job and gives Machete his gun.
- Honor Before Reason: The entire reason Machete's in this situation, because he wouldn't let Torrez kills the girl he kidnapped no matter what he might do to him.
- Hospital Hottie: The twin nurses who help Machete out. They show up during the climax, dual-wielding guns to cut down racists.
- The evil scheme: Crooked politicians and drug runners want to seal up the border... to make it easier for them to import their illegal merchandise.
- One of the mooks at Booth's house is Hungarian.
- Booth has no problem using and abusing Mexicans, oh, and by the way, can you pass him another taco at lunchtime...?
- Hypocritical Humor: One Mexican corrects his fellow dishwasher's pronunciation of Spanish profanity... and then pronounces "Hey" wrong. The same character also supports the anti-immigration policy, as he's already on this side of the border. Subverted when he and his coworker turn out to be part of Luz's network.
- Impairment Shot: Machete as he is wheeled into an ER.
- Invincible Hero: Machete due to outclassing everyone else in sheer badassitude, which even gets invoked at the end. Torrez has defeated Machete in a knife duel and is about to kill him, which Luz notes will happen if they don't interfere. Sartara counters her by noting that Machete simply can't lose purely because he's Machete, and Luz says she's got a point. Then Machete suddenly gets up and impales Torrez.
- Ironic Echo:
- Not verbally, but Torrez says to Machete that beheading him would be the honorable way to kill him, but Machete doesn't deserve to die honorably. Torrez later commits seppuku.
- The two guards bitching to the three hitmen Machete shoots during his escape from the assassination attempt.
- Booth says, "I'm sending you to a convent" to his daughter early in the film. She dons a habit before the film's climax.
- Von Jackson says "An eye for an eye" on shooting Luz. She turns out to be Not Quite Dead, but the bullet took out her eye.
- "Welcome to America."
- The Illegal: Major plot point.
- Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: Every Mook suffers from this.
- Improbable Aiming Skills: Nearly every hero (and the top-tier Bad Guys) have this.
- Improbable Weapon User: Many of the Improvised Weapons get rather outlandish. Machete uses a Grass String Trimmer as weapon on one of the goons. As the goon reaches for his gun, Machete repeatedly uses the trimmer on his fingers without hurting him badly.
- Improvised Weapon: The Movie of the trope. Machete turns just about every prop within arms reach into a weapon. Booth is shown "disciplining" one of his Mooks with a USB cable. Sartana kills one man with a table ornament and another with her shoes.
- Inspector Javert: Rivera, at first.
- Janitor Impersonation Infiltration: Machete shows up with gardening tools, and the guards just let him in. And he actually IS dressed as a janitor earlier in the movie to get to his sniper perch.
- Katanas Are Just Better: Torrez' weapon of choice. Leads to a sword fight between katana-wielder and machete-wielder.
- Karma Houdini:
- Osiris, who disappears before the climax, due to his death scene getting left on the cutting room floor. Remnants of von Jackon's vigilantes manage to escape and continue gunning down people they think are Mexicans. Torrez' female sidekick just walks off, pouting.
- In a rare Triple Subversion, McLaughlin. First he looks like he's going to escape disguised as a Mexican (after helping the Mexicans, strangely enough), but then April shoots him. Then he turns out to have survived thanks to a bulletproof vest, and flees on foot. But then he gets killed by Von Jackson's men, mistaking him for a Mexican.
- ...or perhaps not, as they were planning on executing him earlier, anyway.
- Karmic Death / Hoist by His Own Petard: McLaughlin - after putting on a Hispanic-looking outfit to escape the Big Final Shootout - is caught stumbling along the border fence by remnants of Von Jackson's army and shot down, falling into the electrified fence. McLaughlin even smiles as he dies, apparently appreciating the irony.
- Kavorka Man: Ladies love Machete. Considering the trailer insists "Machete gets the women," this was unavoidable.
- Knife Nut: Both the hero and the villain use them as their weapon of choice.
- Machete has a whole collection of Machetes, using them to kill goon after goon.
- Torrez is particularely fond of Katanas.
- Latino Is Brown: The red-headed kid in the Latino community has to explain that he's not Mexican, he just grew up in the neighborhood.
- Made of Plasticine: At one point, Jessica Alba picks up a pyramid-shaped sculpture and rams it through a guy's chest.
- Machete Mayhem: A given. Machete later gets a ridiculously huge one in the final battle that disappears during the showdown with Torrez.
- Mafia Princess: April relishes quite a bit in the life her criminal father allows her to live. He's disgusted by the way she sells herself as a wannabe porn starlett however, but not because he wants to protect his daughter; he wants to have her for himself.
- Magical Security Cam: The playback of the taping of Von Jackson and McLaughlin shooting Mexicans attempting to cross the border simply replays the scene early in the film, complete with angle cuts.
- Major Injury Underreaction: Torrez undersells getting impaled with a machete in a way only Steven Seagal can. With the machete still sticking in him, Torrez appears to attempt a ritual disemboweling: knowing he was already dead, he tries going out like a Samurai but fails, much to his Asian girlfriend's disgust.
- Male Gaze: Used several times, notably with Luz (by Machete) and a nurse (by McLaughlin) McLaughlin gets yelled at for it.
- Masked Luchador: One of the assassins attacking Machete and Sartana wears a Lucha mask to conceal the fact the Feds are now after Sartana.
- May-December Romance: Machete (66-year-old Danny Trejo) gets it on with Luz (32-year old Michelle Rodriguez) halfway through the movie and rides off with Sartana (29-year-old Jessica Alba) at the end.
- Meaningful Echo: "If not us, then who?"
- Meaningful Name: Machete, Booth... Probably the most meaningful name in the entire movie is Luz, who is a beacon of hope for her people.
- Misfit Mobilization Moment: The "Network" mobilizes.
- Modesty Bedsheet: Jessica Alba poses nude in front of a refrigerator with her arms positioned in just the right way to hide anything naughty (and in fact Alba was wearing normal underwear which was CGI'd out.
- Moe Greene Special: Luz gets shot in the eye. She survives it.
- Mobile Kiosk: Luz's taco van.
- National Stereotypes: Plays with the Mexican stereotypes. The Mooks all seem to be Irish-American or Italian-American. Oh, and one Black guy, whose death isn't shown.
- Never Trust a Trailer: While the film is mostly faithful to scenes filmed for the 'Original' trailer, some scenes from the real trailers don't appear in the final cut.
- One scene from the Grindhouse trailer that didn't make the real film is the shot of Booth cowering behind armed guards while Machete launches himself with a Gatling gun/motorcycle combo at them. Booth dies in another scene and isn't there when Machete goes all Gatling Good at the bad guys.
- There's also Machete's coat uncovered a lot of machetes strapped everywhere. In the film, he just uses two hilariously huge machetes in the final battle.
- The trailer originally had Machete taking aim at the senator as he coasted down the street in a convertible, full on JFK style.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: McLaughlin is a far right-wing politician out of Texas, who isn't even from Texas originally. There are a few nods to Ron Paul's alleged white supremacist ties, as well.
- Non Indicative Name: Machete does most of his damage with Improvised Weapons. And one Weaponized Motorcycle.
- Noodle Incident: All those newspaper headlines that "She" was responsible for...
- No One Should Survive That: Luz, aka She was shot through the eye at not much more than point blank range, and except for the obvious loss of vision in that eye survives without lasting ill effects, even though such a wound (if survivable at all) would likely result in massive brain damage.
- No Party Given: McLaughlin is referred to as an "independent" candidate. On that basis alone, his odds of winning probably weren't too good. Indeed, Booth tells him he would never be reelected without him.
- Offstage Villainy: Torrez' drug operations have been... expanding.
- Off with His Head!: Machete decapitates a lot of people, including five guys with a single stroke in the opening scene.
- Oh, Crap:
- "You're telling me that Mexican day-laborer is a GODDAMN FEDERALE?!"
- When Booth gets Machete's first-ever text message.
- When the bad guys' plan for immigration begins falling apart...
- When MacLaughlin realizes the nun he's talking to is April.
- Only a Flesh Wound
Machete: "I wasn't going to kill McLaughlin. I was only going to shoot him in the neck, to stop him from saying those stupid things."
- One-Handed Shotgun Pump: Done by the priest. With two shotguns at once.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Steven Seagal as Torrez, who has zero accent, despite being a Mexican native who curses in Mexican. It's intentional of bad foreign villains of Grindhouse films, where foreign people... weren't.
- Papa Wolf: Booth to his drug-troubled daughter April. It would be his redeeming quality, if it wasn't because he wants to bone her. At least he knows it's wrong, and has confessed it to a priest.
- Parental Incest/Villainous Incest: Booth confesses to impure thoughts about April. Meanwhile, she's filming porn with her mother.
- The Password Is Always Swordfish: Invoked when Machete hacks the encrypted files on Booth's computer.
- Plot Hole: As with most other tropes in this film, deliberately used as a throwback to poorly cut and hastily shot grindhouse films that were rife with these.
- Psycho for Hire: Osiris Amanpour (1-800-HITMAN)
- Punny Name: Luz's alter-ego, "Shé". Pronounced like Che. You know, overused Communist icon.
- Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: The Network. Also counts as La Résistance.
- Ramp Jump: An incredibly egregious example at the climax of the movie: Machete mounts a minigun onto a chopper, and ramps off of a part of the scenery with a huge explosion behind him (with no apparent cause other than it would be awesome), and cuts down a dozen mooks with gunfire before landing.
- Rated M for Manly: The movie is a homage to the avenging anti-hero movies of The Seventies. So it's got everything - guns, machetes, explosions, machetes, sexy women, machetes, and tequila - that made such movies so manly. And thankfully without the awful disco soundtracks. Well, besides the scene with Lohan. Oh, we forgot to mention it's a Grindhouse spinoff.
- Real Trailer, Fake Movie: Machete started out as one of these.
- Recycled In Space!: As of Comic Con 2011, the sequel Machete Kills Again has been retitled Machete Kills Again IN SPACE!
- Refuge in Audacity or Rule of Cool: Take your pick.
- Rescue Sex: Subverted in the opening scene. Machete rescues a female kidnap victim who turns out to be jaw-droppingly attractive, totally naked, and eager to reward her rescuer, while Machete is only interested in saving her. For his trouble she stabs him with his own machete, as it's all a trap by the Big Bad.
- Retired Badass: Played straight with Padre. Heavily implied with Luz.
"I don't kill anymore." "You don't kill any less, either."
- Right Man in the Wrong Place: The plot gets kicked off when Machete's framed for assassination of a racist senator - Booth has no idea he just hired the wrong Mexican.
- Right Wing Militia Fanatic: Von Jackson and his border vigilantes.
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: They DID, after all, just fuck with the wrong Mexican...
- Rousing Speech: given by Sartana to the Mexican workers, and it's appropriately cheesy.
- Rule of Fun: Robert DeNiro's reason for being here.
- Running Gag: Von Jackson's dragon throwing up after witnessing something violent. Lampshaded by Von Jackson himself.
"You need to work on that."
- The Savage South: Insane Mexican mercenary runs amok in Texas.
- Screw The Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: When Sartana gets pulled off the case, she decides to deliver all the evidence she has acquired from Machete to a news reporter.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Upon encountering Machete again after getting getting shot in the legs during Machete's escape from the framing, a mook immediately quits angrily.
- Seppuku: When Machete mortally wounded Torrez, Torrez scornfully finishes himself off this way, to deny Machete to glory of killing him. Torrez has to pause, saying it hurts more than he thought it would, before pulling the blade all the way through.
- Sequel Hook: "Machete... Will Return in... Machete Kills! And... Machete Kills Again!"
- The Siege: The climax of the film. Rather appropriately, given the film's pro-immigration themes, the heroes are the ones trying to break into the fort.
- Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Trailer: Jeff Fahey was barely in the trialer and did not appear on a lot of promotional material, despite having more screen time than De Niro and Seagal.
- In the original Grindhouse trailer, Machete is seen inspecting a table full of weapons while John Carpenter's synthesizer score from Escape from New York plays, imitating a scene from that film.
- A computer screen showing a projection of the Texas/Mexico border lined with electrical fencing resembles similar screens on the opening Info Dumps of Escape from New York and Escape from L.A..
- And the wide shot of the four bad guys walking into the church seems to echo the DiVAS entering the church in Kill Bill
- Luz in an eyepatch and stepping out of an ambulance covered in leather could homages Elle Driver and/or Snake Plissken. She even says "What eye?" in the same tone of voice Snake would.
- Padre getting shot quite badly in the knee in the church echoes Marquez's injuries in Once upon a Time in Mexico
- And the Bloody Hilarious intestines...thing seems to echo El and Carolina's hotel escape in Once upon a Time in Mexico, except that was a chain.
- A gunfight against mob enforcers in a church while Ave Maria plays in the background is a reference to John Woo films.
- Don't forget where the name Sartana comes from.
- Senator McLaughlin (played by Robert DeNiro) drives to the Vigilantes' compound in a... taxi.
- Another Shout-Out to Once upon a Time in Mexico: The shadowy freedom fighter is called "She". El Mariachi is also known as simply "El," which is Spanish for "He" (or possibly "the").
- Luz getting shot in the eye and returning with an Eyepatch of Power is a shout-out to the apparent death/ressurection of Cheech Marin's character in both Desperado (where he was shot in the eye) and Once upon a Time in Mexico (where he returned sporting his own eyepatch).
- Shrouded in Myth: "She", as well as Machete by the end.
- Shut Up, Hannibal!: A rare example by a villain. Booth delivers his speech to McLaughlin about how much the senator needs him, and McLaughlin responds by shooting him.
- Sleazy Politician/Straw Hypocrite: Senator McLaughlin, to the point of absurdity. When your political ads could have come straight from a GTA game, it's kind of a given.
- Soundtrack Dissonance: The use of Ave Maria and Vicente Fernandez's "El Rey" during scenes of slaughter.
- South of the Border: Parodied.
- Spicy Latina: Not just Michelle Rodriguez, the poster girl for this trope, but also Jessica Alba who rarely plays this role, as well as several more. The nude woman in the opening scene also counts.
- Spinoff: Of Grindhouse and Spy Kids, though the latter's only connected by a character name and actor (Word of God is that it's the same character though).
- Split Screen: The fight scene at Jessica Alba's house.
- Spoiler Opening: You'll notice a difference between Luz in the opening credits and Luz in the movie. The one in the credits has an eyepatch...
- Steven Ulysses Perhero: During one scene, Machete is listed as the character's birth name.
- The Stoic: Machete. Even when faced with the prospect of getting laid. And in the middle of sex.
- Stripperiffic: Luz wears only pants, a black bikini, and an eyepatch as her combat outfit during her fight scene at the end.
- Stylistic Suck: This being a Grindhouse spinoff and parody... you can tell Rodriguez was aiming to fill the movie to the brim with cheesy special effects and intentional Fridge Logic. For example, a lot of the effects are obviously intentionally half-assed or done wrong.
- Take That: A Cinco De Mayo-themed trailer was issued with "A special message... to ARIZONA!" In response to an anti-illegal-immigrant law (SB 1070) that had just passed in that state.
- Taking You with Me: Torrez considers this as he's dying...
"...But you'll probably be in Hell waiting for me."
- Tank-Top Tomboy: Agent Rivera, who is always presented as an Action Girl.
- Technical Pacifist: Machete, believe it or not. Sure, he kills a lot of people, but he goes out of his way to take out a lot through nonlethal means. Note the group of Mooks who live to encounter him a second time - only to survive again.
- Testosterone Poisoning
- Theme Naming: Booth's daughter and wife, April and June.
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Such as lowriders smashing people or strangling people with someone elses' guts.
- They Call Him Machete: That's also his real first name.
- Third-Person Person: Machete sometimes refers to himself as this. "Machete don't text. Machete improvises."
- Those Two Guys: Booth's security guards and the two dishwashers.
- Throwing Your Machete Always Works: In this movie, it does.
- 'Tis Only a Bullet in the Brain:
- Luz survives a bullet in the brain unscathed (well... minus an eye, but it doesn't seem to cause her much trouble).
- Machete actually survives two. The first bullet saved his life by stopping the second bullet's advance.
- Trailers Always Spoil: Anyone who's seen the trailer (or even just the opening credits) will know that Luz survives losing her eye and gets a patch. She also appears with the eyepatch on the cover of the DVD.
- Trenchcoat Warfare: Machete carries a ludicrous number of blades inside his trenchcoat.
- Troperrific: No exploitation movie trope was left untouched!
- Two-Person Pool Party: ...or Three Person in this case, as Machete scores with mother/daughter pair June and April Booth.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Perhaps not ugly, but Machete is definitely scarred and craggy-looking. And both his wife (for the half-minute she was alive on-film) and Sartana are considerably easier on the eyes.
- The Unreveal: The fate of Machete's daughter. Torrez claims in the opening sequence that he'll kill Machete's daughter but we never find out if he did. A later scene implies that Luz is Machete's daughter but we never find out if that's true either.
- Vasquez Always Dies: Subverted. Michelle Rodriguez, the poster girl of the trope, gets a bullet in the eye... but returns later for the final battle. And to top it off, she survives that as well.
- The Verse: Apparently, takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids, albeit a much Darker and Edgier version of it. If this is true, then Sartana has another twin sister (from a deleted scene) who's married and a spy...
- Victoria's Secret Compartment: This might be an example, or it might not be, but the nude woman in the opening scene eventually withdraws a phone from Victoria's OTHER Secret Compartment. In other words, someplace you really, really shouldn't keep a phone.
- Villainous Breakdown: Booth.
- The Voiceless: One Mexican only communicates with a sketchpad.
- Weaponized Car: a whole fleet of these in the climax. Except that at some point they ran out of weapons and put in hydraulics instead.
- What an Idiot: In-universe: the mooks guarding Booth's mansion complain about people stereotyping all Mexicans as day laborers, and muse that any Mexican could just walk in unhindered if they said they were a day laborer. Unfortunately for them, they just let Machete in, who was pretending to be a gardener. Cue them staring at each other in realization while Machete gets out the weed whacker...
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Osiris disappears before the climax, without getting killed or finishing his job. In one of his later scenes, he notes that Machete isn't looking for him, implying that he simply quit. He was originally supposed to get caught scoping out the chop shop and get decapitated by a power saw, but the scene was deleted.
- When All You Have Is a Hammer: The white kid's buddy is an artist who draws perfect portraits of Sartana and Machete. What does he do in the final fight, when the nurses, Wrench Wenches and dishwashers are all packing heat? Just... run around sketching like mad, apparently.
- Wilhelm Scream: One of the border vigilantes emits one in the climax before being squashed by a hydraulics-hopping lowrider.
- World of Badass: It can be simply said that the entire cast lives and breathes badassery.
- World of Ham: Machete is the page summary for this trope.
- Would Not Shoot a Good Guy: Machete spares the lives of Booth's guards, who only had an extremely vague clue as to what their boss was getting up to. Also, when he is "arrested" by phony cops, he waits until he hears them admit that they're fake before killing them.
- Writer on Board: Played for laughs and invoked. Rodriguez does, apparently, mean the film's pro-immigration stance sincerely, but he also portrays the conflict as not even really about race, but about money, with a Mexican drug lord as one of the main villains, and turns up the narm and anviliciousness, since it is meant to be a throwback to stupid race exploitation films that were iconic to the post-Civil Rights movement.
- You Have Failed Me: Torrez, Booth, McLaughlin, and Von Jackson don't like it when their underlings make too many mistakes. They even start turning on each other when their more monstrous actions go public, Booth getting killed and Von Jackson about to execute McLaughlin.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: All the bad guys to each other when Machete ruins their plans, again.
- You Killed My Father: Textbook example when April shows up in the end to shoot McLaughlin.