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One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a weaponized weedwhacker, immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the smartestMook in the history of fiction.
This is after that Mook, alongside a more clueless Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie:
Clueless Mook: Hey, who are you?
Machete (holding up a mean pick axe and weedwhacker): New gardener.
Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre.
Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for safe.
Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
Padre: (Makes the Sign of the Cross) I absolve you of all your sins. (gestures to the door) Now get the FUCK out!