No weapon forged against him shall prosper.
Zoe: "Preacher, doesn't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
: "Quite specific. However, it is somewhat more fuzzy on the issue of kneecaps
who is a good fighter and who belongs to a church that isn't
the Church Militant
. He has the ability to literally kick arse for the Lord
Given his day job
, he is likely to be a Technical Pacifist
or a Martial Pacifist
. If he is an Actual Pacifist
, he will simply take every blow without flinching
and dare you to hit harder.
At most, this version will employ Deadly Dodging
. He often looks like a Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
Sometimes he's the Christian equivalent of Papa Wolf
. He'll kick in the door and blow away anyone who dares harm his flock
/congregation/head of church. It makes sense. If we are to love our neighbor and do unto others as we would have them do unto us, most would want someone come to their rescue
if they were being beaten, robbed, or worse. Proverbs 24:11
says "Rescue those who are being taken away to death; hold back those who are stumbling to the slaughter" and so someone who is supposed to watch over their flock like a shepherd would take action. They would not only help the victims, but to help prevent the bad guys from doing something that they will possibly regret forever
if and when they come to their senses. Most would want a true friend to do that for them so that they can experience a Heel-Face Turn
sooner and more easily, with less guilt on their minds, though Jesus can fix that problem.
They may be someone who believes that fighting is okay under certain circumstances even when those above him in the church hierarchy don't, or someone who normally never fights who is forced to take action in an extreme situation.
applies to Catholics
, Anglicans, many priests of Crystal Dragon Jesus
, and Quakers. You rarely see Quakers in film without this trope getting invoked—though with that religion, the definition of "preacher" gets stretched. (So does the definition of "Quaker" — they're one of the few universally pacifist denominations.)
If the clergyman had been a soldier, policeman, or the like before taking orders, it may overlap with Retired Badass
This trope does not
apply to preachers in certain fundamentalist churches and rarely applies to priests of medieval Catholic churches. Those are covered under Church Militant
and Warrior Monk
— in those tropes the whole church is, or tries to be, Badass
. A Badass Preacher is a minority in his church hierarchy.
If a badass
person does not belong to a church hierarchy and is instead a pious layman, he's the Religious Bruiser
Related to Turbulent Priest
who fights with his words. Subtrope of Real Men Love Jesus
. If the Lord Himself
is kicking ass, that's Kung-Fu Jesus
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- Trigun: All Nicholas D. Wolfwood wants to make the people of their wretched world secure and happy, especially the children. He pursues this goal with preaching, fundraising, and swinging around a cross-shaped combination machinegun/rocket launcher/pistol rack and taking down anybody in need of an asskicking. He's also a part-time assassin and in the manga, a genetically-engineered killer. That cross of his is so heavy because it's full of mercy!
- Hellsing: Everyone in the Vatican Section XIII Iscariot division. Despite working for The Church they are a minority within the church. Part of their Badass Creed even states "We are heretics and we are not heretics", because they are basically assassins. Most of them were raised by Anderson himself and are capable of cutting bloody swaths through vampire and Nazi hordes. Their ranks include
- There are two ex-criminal priests in 20th Century Boys. Despite one being Japanese and one being Italian, they recognize each other through both being extensively tattooed. And badass.
- Fushigi Yuugi has the Suzaku Seishi Chichiri, a monk who always gets dangerous.
- Miroku from InuYasha, an itinerant Buddhist monk with a miniature black hole in the palm of his right hand.
- Frau from 07 Ghost is a bishop and one of the most powerful magical users in the series, he also wields an awesome wicked scythe.
- For extra points? Undead.
- Saiyuki: Genjo Sanzo
- Adam Blade from NEEDLESS
- Baskerville in Et Cetera, before it was revealed that it was just a cover.
- Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing looks like one of these, but he wears the clerical collar more as a memento of the priest and nun who took care of him and were killed during the war. Later in the Frozen Teardrop novel, he has a role in tending to a church (as does his ex-wife Hilde), but it's more of a front for his Bounty Hunter work.
- Dogs: Bullets & Carnage: Bishop, a blind priest who is revealed to be Ernst Rammsteiner, a failed Kerberos experiment who is still skilled enough to cross blades with Campenella Fruhling and survive.
- In Blue Exorcist, demons are the enemies. Several characters fall into the category of Badass Preacher, from the gunslinging Yukio to the bible-reciting Bon (certain bible verses can banish demons. He recites the entire book of John at one in order to achieve certain victory) but the most notable and straighest example of the trope is Posthumous Character Shiro, who has spent his entire life resisting Demonic Possession by Satan and still finds time to be an excellent Exorcist, father and generally Badass.
- Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist was a warrior-priest of Ishvala during the war.
- Garterbelt of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt: The man can make a holy symbol with a dildo and a shotgun, and keeps a machine gun in his afro.
- Kirei Kotomine from Fate/Zero
- Any member of the Church who is an Executor, especially members of the Burial Agency.
- Except Mr. Dawn, who is famous within the Church for being both a Burial Agent and a pacifistic coward, and the quote-unquote "absolute number one person we never want to be with on a mission". It's his unparalleled skill with exorcism and engineering that got him in, not combat, and even then he's technically only a Burial Agent when working alongside his partner.
- Enrico Pucci from Jojos Bizarre Adventure is a powerful prison priest dedicated to finding a way to gain "Heaven" Even if it means using a green baby and changing earths gravity and eventually transporting a child to another dimension as a result.
- One of the playable hero characters in Last Night on Earth: The Zombie Game is the small town of Woodinvale's priest Father Joseph; though he is a Technical Pacifist, Father Joe can still kill zombies.
- Betrayal at House on the Hill has a priest as one of its playable characters. He has the highest Sanity stat of all the characters, and is surprisingly powerful in-game.
- Jesse Custer of Preacher has it in his series's title, but he may or may not count, as he's left the ministry by the time the series begins. Then again, his Compelling Voice is explicitly the Word of God.
- Jesse's a badass both before and after his time as an actual preacher, but not during. He's been forced into the role by his family and is in the middle of a nervous breakdown when we meet him. Though technically he never leaves his job, his congregation just gets wiped out when he gets Cursed with Awesome.
- The Confessor in Astro City is a religious-themed superhero, with a cross on his chest, a sidekick named "Altar Boy", and a church hideout. In his Backstory, he actually was a priest...before he was turned into a vampire. The cross on his chest is a "mortification of the flesh" deal, as well as causing him pain so he doesn't focus on the urge to drink blood. As for the Badass part, see his Crowning Moment Of Awesome.
- Then there's his most prominent enemy, the also religiously themed Deacon.
- Kurt Wagner, AKA Nightcrawler in the Marvel Universe, becomes a priest at one point, allowing for him to fall into this trope. Although most X-Men fans prefer to consign that particular storyline to the realms of Fanon Discontinuity.
- Chaplain Action, He-Man of the Cloth, from The Authority. Has an eyepatch. Is...evil. And a television Preacher.
- Father Merrin from the spanish comic-book Fanhunter. He uses Bibles as throwing weapons. Bibles signed by Mike Tyson and Jet Li.
- Also X-tremo (Milton O'Roke) in the Fanhunter elseworld Savage Kiusap Tales
- Battle Pope is, as the name suggests, all about the Pope being the kicker of evil asses.
- Lawrence Verse in Caballistics, Inc. from 2000 AD is an ex-Catholic priest who was forced to give up his vocation after an incident involving, as another character put it, "the novel use of a chainsaw during the Rite of Exorcism."
- Father Boris from Northlanders. A large, aging Russian preacher, he beats a Viking chieftain to death with his barehands while still nursing a serious injury.
- Chumble Spuzz has Reverend Mofo; a foul-mouthed, sword-wielding monkey. It's kind of hard to tell if he's a parody or just a really, really, over the top example (considering the overall tone of the comic, he's probably somewhere in between).
- The titular character in Just a Pilgrim by Garth Ennis. Still well-steeped in badassery, he turned to the Good Book after giving cannibalism a try.
- Padre Ervin Tuck in Sherwood, Texas. Not surprising given he is the setting's version of Friar Tuck.
- Parodied in Hot Fuzz where the preacher is part of a cabal to keep the town clean of outsiders by killing them. When the new copper (Simon Pegg) figures it all out, he curses at Pegg ("Fuck off, grasshopper!") and even shoots him with two pistols he has hidden up his sleeves.
- Father McGruder the Kung Fu Priest in Peter Jackson's early splatter movie Braindead/Dead Alive, including the unforgettable line and page quote, "I kick arse for the Lord!" Unfortunately, he gets killed shortly after. He gets better, though (if becoming a passive zombie can be considered "better").
- John Carpenter's Vampires
- Father Barry from On the Waterfront. When the ex-prizefighter Terry Malloy is behaving in a wild and irrational fashion, Fr. Barry tries to calm him down by punching him in the face and knocking him across the room. They then sit down for a nice cold beer. He is also the only character early in the film who has the guts to stand up to Johnny Friendly, the Big Bad mobster.
- This does happen in Friendly Persuasion (which is about a Quaker community and is set during The Civil War). This could be considered an aversion, since the main character chastises his son for getting into a fight, and then, after being unwillingly drafted, refuses to kill an enemy soldier when he has the chance.
- The Reverend in The Patriot who threw in with Mel Gibson's partisans telling his stunned congregation; 'A good shepherd must protect his flock - and sometimes chase away the wolves!'
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. That is all.
- Clint Eastwood is The Badass Preacher With No Name in Pale Rider (1985).
- Clint is also a preacher in Thunderbolt And Lightfoot until the men with whom he had robbed a security company a few years earlier (with a 20MM cannon, no less!) come back looking for the loot from the robbery.
- The fake trailer for Machete in Grindhouse contains one, played by Cheech Marin. Contains the memorable line. "God has mercy...I don't."
- Jacob Fuller, played by Harvey Keitel, from the movie From Dusk Till Dawn. Having lost his faith, he regains it near the end of the movie, just in time to bless holy water, and kill some vampires with a cross made from a shotgun and a baseball bat.
"I'm a mean... mmm, mmm... servant of God."
- Preacher Man Bob from the Troma film Buttcrack, who was pretty much the only good thing about the movie.
- The Spanish Civil War movie Fiesta (1995) has two such priests — one for the fascists who walks everywhere with a holstered pistol, the other for the communists who picked up a rifle and shot several dozen soldiers from his bell tower.
- In Kevin Costner's Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck exemplifies this when he calls out and then kills the corrupt and greedy archbishop who sided with the Sheriff.
- He was also willing to throw down against Robin and company before he joined them, and did quite well.
- The Disney Animated movie's version qualifies as well. "GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!" indeed.
- In Errol Flynn's The Adventures of Robin Hood, Friar Tuck holds his own against Robin in a sword fight, and also joins Robin's men in the final battle with Prince John's knights.
- Rev. 'J.C.' Current in Bordello of Blood becomes a badass vampire slayer for a bit, mainly because the vampire prostitutes who were previously helping him keep his church running and the town clean turned on him.
- The Vicar from Lesbian Vampire Killers. Or, at least, he tries to be.
- The Street Preacher from Johnny Mnemonic. This comes from an overly literal reading of a line from Neuromancer in which Molly describes an assassin who came after Johnny as being so Zen that he was "like a priest." The Street Preacher dresses like a Benedictine monk and has a crucifix-shaped dagger.
- Priest Vallon from Gangs of New York.
- Padre Filipe in The Legend of Zorro. A scrawny-looking, unassuming priest who punches out mooks (and who braves bullets to conceal Zorro's identity)? That approaches even Zorro's level of badass.
- Played slightly with Brother Gilbert in Dragonheart. An Actual Pacifist, he finds himself drawn into war against the evil King Einon... at which point it is discovered that what he lacks in poetic ability he makes up for in skill with a bow. Listening to him quoting biblical line as he plants arrows in the enemy was a mixture of funny and awesome, topped only by the moment when he put an arrow through Einon. Einon got better, but still...
- A Badass Nun helped out the main character of Freejack. Shotgun under her habit, and quoted "praise the Lord and pass the ammo" after blowing away a couple threats.
"The good Lord says to turn the other cheek" (kicks assailant in the nuts) "But then, he never had to deal with dickheads like you!"
- Yin from Chinese Ghost Story is a Taoist priest, and also a Master Swordsman and Kung-Fu Wizard. And a talented rapper. Let's just say that messing with clergy and monks is by any means a bad idea there.
- Played with in The Book of Eli. Although Eli is not a literal preacher, he is the closest thing to a religious figure in the post-apocalyptic world (having the only remaining copy of The Bible in your possession certainly helps). And he is so totally badass that only God can help you if you mess with him.
- For as awful as it is, the second The Howling movie has Father Florin, who goes nuts on a gang of werewolves with a titanium axe alongside badasses like Christopher Lee and Reb Brown.
- Cort (Russell Crowe) in The Quick and the Dead is a reformed ex-gunfighter who still has his old magic.
- In Changeling, Reverend Gustav Briegleb (played by John Malkovich) is a firebreathing Determinator in his mission to expose the LAPD's wrongdoings.
- Fray Felipe is this in The Mark of Zorro. He taught Zorro to use a sword. At one point, he tells the villains he plans to "ask God to reward them according to their merits."
- The protagonist of Priest, who belongs to an order of vampire-fighting Badass Preachers (of both sexes).
- Sam Childers (Gerard Butler) in Machine Gun Preacher. Based on a real-life preacher in Pennsylvania.
- Meacham (Clancy Brown) from Cowboys and Aliens. He even teaches a fellow townie to shoot when the fellow's wife is kidnapped by aliens.
- Carl (David Wenham), the friar from Van Helsing, provides weapons and support. He's something of a Badass Bookworm of the so-called coward variety.
- The vampire-hunting Father Uffizi (Jason Scott Lee) in Dracula II Ascension and Dracula III Legacy.
- Hugh O'Flaherty in The Scarlet and the Black, who walks circles around the Nazis. He also qualifies as a Bad Ass Pacifist. Pretty much this in real life, too.
- The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. A bishop goes to bless a dying man who he discovers was responsible for killing the bishop's parents. The bishop blesses him...and blows him away with a shotgun.
- The Facts in the Case of Mister Hollow follows the close examination of a Spooky Photograph of some suspected cultists. Eventually, the camera angles and zooms to reveal a Young Priest aiming a shotgun, who, along with an Old Priest who appears to be blessing his action, is hidden behind the trees, out of the sightline of the cultists and any normal view of the photograph.
- Red State: Pastor Abin Cooper, also a Sinister Minister who executes 'sinners' and 'sodomites', is a trained domestic terrorist. He joins the rest of his church during their shoot-out with the ATF, firing an assault rifle at the agents to hold off the prolongued siege.
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- In Last Night On Earth, the priest class is not allowed to use guns, which normally would be pretty crippling. However, unlike other characters, he does not have to discard the "Faith" card which gives him an extra die for melee and the cards stack, which can potentially make a priest the best melee fighter in the game. He also can also sacrifice one HP to stop an event card played by zombies, which can potentially save the day.
- The Long Night from Hunter: The Vigil is MADE of this trope. Devout Evangelists believing in the everloving God? Check. Calm, unassuming men whose faithful speeches are able to hold an audience for hours? Check. Will grab holy water and a shotgun without thinking if a member of their flock is threatened by a monster? Check, check, check. On top of that, they only break out the firepower if they need to — they believe most monsters are capable of redemption, and try to help convince them of the proper path.
- A standard character type in Deadlands, with actual magical powers being optional, but also valid.
- The Cleric class in Dungeons & Dragons:
- Clerics are usually relegated to being the team Healer and general diplomatic representatives, (being preachers and all). Take the right domains, and you're filled with more Divine Wrath than a party of Paladins, even if your god is Olidamarra (god of trickery and general non-combatant). It helps that they have the 2nd best attack progression in the game and can cast Sodom-&-Gomorrah-style spells while stomping around in full-plate suits of Adamantine armor!
- And those who choose to worship someone like St. Cuthbert (the god of retribution) Heironeous (god of valor) to name just two, can kick some serious ass; clerics of both gods tend to be potent fighters. Clerics who worship Pelor (the god of the sun) aren't slouches either, and seeing as they can also have potent healing abilities, he's a popular choice.
- And if you decide to take a little feat called Divine Metamagic (Persist Spell) and start casting Divine Power,, you get the best attack progression in the game as well as casting the said death-from-on-high magic.
- Fourth Edition features the build known as the "Zap Cleric". Clerics who go around, as the article puts it, "Shooting People in the Face With Lasers."
- Pathfinder has this effect as well, as it is based on 3.5 Dungeons & Dragons. With the Advanced Players Guide, you can do some interesting spell destruction with divine casters.
- Warhammer 40,000 has a wide variety of badass preachers, especially in the Imperium of Man. How badass? Well, they gladly lead charges against aliens, mutants, and daemons with nothing but their faith, their robes, and their blessed Eviscerator-pattern chainswords and holy flamethrowers.
- The Space Marines have the Chaplains, which aren't just nine-foot tall supermen wielding a full-auto grenade launcher, they are nine-foot tall supermen wielding a power-field baton with a giant golden aquila on top.
- Several Chapters have their own takes on Chaplains. The Space Wolves have Wolf Priests (Space Viking shamans that can cause storms and earthquakes), Blood Angels have Sanguinary Priests (Combat Medics tasked with watching for signs of the Red Thirst, which the Chaplains then take command of those who have fallen to it), and the evil version used by the Word Bearers, who preach the twisted dogma that makes men fall to Chaos.
- Luthor Huss, a Darker and Edgier Expy of Martin Luther and Jn Hus in Warhammer.
- The Zombie Apocalypse TRPG All Flesh Must Be Eaten contains a priest as one of the sample characters. His appearance is reminiscent of Jesse Custer, and he's Inspired, meaning he draws on the powers of God. One of them? "Holy Fire".
- Exalted features as the foremost example the Zenith Caste of the Solar Exalted. They have access to Presence and Performance Charms that allow them to capture the hearts and souls of their audience, spreading the word of the Unconquered Sun and his virtues. They also have access to Integrity Charms that allow them to fend off the most intense of mental assaults, Resistance Charms that turn their bodies as hard as steel, and Survival Charms that make them capable of surviving in the desert for years. Oh, and their Anima burns the undead. There's a reason Zeniths are frequently nicknamed "Kung-Fu Jesus".
- Their corrupted equivalents, the Midnights (of the Abyssals) and the Malefactors (of the Infernals), are just like them, only twisted. The Midnights have the ability to raise the dead as mindless zombies and mostly serve the cause of Oblivion, whereas the Malefactors follow Cecelyne the Endless Desert and try to establish spiritual and physical wastelands based on the rule of strong over weak.
- While the Universal Church of the Celestial Sun in FadingSuns has subsects that certainly form a Church Militant, there is also the Sanctuary Aeon (Amaltheans), a healer sect, and the mainline Orthodoxy, which is not particularly martial in itself (mostly relying on the other sects to be their muscle). While an Amalthean will probably never fullfill this trope, almost all of them being actual pacifists, an Orthodox priest could certainly be an ex-special ops veteran or somesuch, and both willing and quite able to kick a blasphemer's sorry behind into orbit.
- Drawing heavily from Space Western as well as Space Opera tropes, BattleTech naturally has some badass religious leaders—for instance, Camacho's Caballeros lay claim to having a priest, a rabbi, and a preacher in their ranks, and the first two are respectable Mechwarriors and officers besides. There's also a monastery whose order comprises of nothing but current and former Mechwarriors.
- Brother Wolf, Beowulf IN 1800s APPALACHIA, reimagines the title character as a demon fighting preacher armed with a revolver, a knife and a rabbit-skin covered bible.
- Father Denis in The Saboteur
Sean: "What do you want me to do Father?"
Father Denis: "Isn't it obvious? In the name of all that is holy, blow his f*cking head off!"
- Father Grigori from Half-Life 2. After everyone else in his hometown was turned into headcrab zombies, he made it his personal mission to "free them from their torment" ... by killing them all with death traps and his rifle Annabelle (to his credit, he tried to remove the headcrabs first, but went with the "kill em'all" idea since removing the headcrab kills his host). So well liked, he appears in a Half-Life 2 fan-made prequel.
- The flash game Divine Intervention features a priest fighting in a Zombie Apocalypse.
- Billy Lee Black, from Xenogears, is a three gun-toting, mecha piloting, orphanage managing priest.
- Revered Ray in Call of Juarez. One of the highlights of the game is the ability to read fiery bible passages in the middle of battle. For example riding a mine cart bible in one hand, burning dynamite in the other preaching damnation and eternal suffering. He was a former bandit, who slaughtered his way across the West before finding God, and can be summed up with this quote from the Eurogamer review:
"Our religious fella Reverend Ray is like Lee Marvin got Brokeback Mountain
with Clint Eastwood, somehow managed to get him pregnant and gave birth to the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. Who then became a preacher to repent for being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. And then decided, actually, God wanted him to use being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth for a Higher Purpose."
- Reverend Jim Maynard from Nocturne is one of the few people left alive in his little Texas town after a small-scale Zombie Apocalypse wiped out most of the population. Despite being an ordinary peacher with no combat experience and losing the Spookhouse agent who'd come to help out, he greets the Stranger at the train station and protects the other survivors in his church armed with nothing but a shovel and a bottle of scotch.
"I'm sure the Lord's got no problem with me knockin' their heads off. It seems about the only way to put 'em down for good."
- Paul Rawlings from Clive Barker's Jericho, a priest of multiple religions, who has supernatural powers, wields two pistols, has the ability to put curses on his enemies, acts very casually in the face of extreme evil and acts like he's seen it all before, kicks some major ass, and comes out with things like "It is so much easier to spread the Gospel with a full clip!" and "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!"
- Jebediah from Twisted Metal: Black, driver of Brimstone, is just called "Preacher" in his profile; the demon possessing him gives his name in his intro. He's not an actual preacher (he claims the church rejected him), but in this universe, close enough. His purpose in the tournament is to get the demon out of his head. His reward? Calypso reveals Jebediah's just schizophrenic. Jebediah does not take it well.
- Pontiff Xavi of Sengoku Basara is the head of his own self-created religion of "Xavism" (portrayed as a Parody Religion of Catholism with elements of Scam Religion) who dual-wields large cannons in combat. While he might be both a bit of a Love Freak and a scam artist, he's also willing to lead his faction to battle though in later games, Otomo Sorin is the de facto head of Xavism due to the Pontiff being Put on a Bus. While Sorin himself is also willing to fight for his faith upon a miniature tank made in Xavi's image, he's more of a Sissy Villain.
- Father Esteban Cortez from the Hunter The Reckoning video games. He carries a longsword in the shape of the Cross and an automatic crossbow, with which he can kill vampire mooks with the least amount of fuss. His main Edge is a beam of holy power that can kill every mook it hits and does significant damage to boss monsters.
- NORSE WAR CLERICS!
- Unreal Tournament III has Bishop, who is described in-game as "a mercenary by day and an exceedingly unpopular army chaplain by night." He spends his time in every match quoting the Bible as he blows his enemies into barely recognizeable chunks. (As an extra bonus, his voice actor, Nolan North, managed to make him sound like Steve Blum.)
- The Priest from Dungeon Fighter Online. Rather then using some wussy sword or gun as his main method of attacks he mans it up and goes in with his bare fists. When things get hairy, he'll take a giant cross off his back and start unleashing the wrath of God on any poor sap who dares intend to harm the weak.
- King and King II from Tekken.
- Many RPGs can devolve to this when your healer is the last guy up... and then manages to win the boss fight.
- Father Simon Wales from BioShock 2-First he built cathedrals on the surface. Then he designed much of the underwater city of Rapture. Then he found his faith again, and built a chapel and a devoted church membership in an Objectivist dystopia. Then he lead them in a victorious crusade against his brother's crime syndicate, after realizing his brother had crossed the Moral Event Horizon and was irredeemably corrupted by Rapture. Afterwards, he and his flock took control of one of the primary pumping stations of said underwater city, and used it to hold a large chunk of the rest hostage. Whether you see him as a Knight Templar or a Well-Intentioned Extremist Driven to Villainy, his status as a Genius Bruiser of a Badass Preacher is inarguable.
- And of course, who could forget about Leopold Goenitz of the Wildly-Blowing Wind? KOKO DESU KA-ing you into oblivion since 1996. Repent, for the advent of Orochi is nigh!
- Archbishop Alonsus Faol of Warcraft. Not only did the Archbishop lead his church into battle during the First War, he later founded the paladin Order of the Silver Hand.
- Paladins are not treated as specifically clergy in Worldof Warcraft, but Uther Lightbringer began as a priest.
- Shadow priests. What they lack in healing and buffs compared to other priests, they easily make up in damage.
- In StarCraft, practically the entire Protoss Fleet.
- Ninety-Nine Nights gives us Klaaran. Despite seeming unfinished due to his only having three missions and no new combos past level six, he can kick goblin ass like no other. Wielding a giant, totem-esque holy symbol, he can plow through enemy ranks, summon great bolts of divine justice, and turn his weapon into a giant, ethereal scythe or hammer. He's also the only character that can't jump. Instead, tapping the jump button calls down a lightning bolt. Bad Ass.
- Nathan Copeland of No More Heroes 2 is a bizarre cross of this and Jive Turkey. He struts around the stage firing rockets at you from his boombox-slash-twin gauntlet to the sound of hip-hop, but he speaks with a chest-thumping Irish brogue about the corruption and pointlessness of modern life.
- Kotomine Kirei manages to be probably the most badass character in Fate/stay night, which is pretty impressive considering he has basically no superpowers not granted by Charles Atlas.
- Clerics in Rift play rather like clerics in Dungeons & Dragons Online—which is to say, very Zenith.
- Martin and Jauffre in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Both are priests who are clearly competent in combat, with the former being the heir to the throne and the latter a member of the elite military team, The Blades (the emperor's personal bodyguards and spies). Although since the Order of Talos often overlaps with the Blades, it's to be expected that any Cyrodiilic Talos preacher could be a secret badass.
- The Elder Scrolls actually has a few of these, even outside its occasional Church Militant religions and cults to gods of war and destruction. In Skyrim, we have Erandur from the Vaermina quest and in Morrowind even normal priests of the Tribunal, not just their military Ordinators, often have powerful spells to use to disintegrate the unbeliever.
- Joshua Graham in Fallout: New Vegas. A Mormon Missionary and the co-founder/former Legate of Caesar's Legion, after surviving being set on fire and tossed into the Grand Canyon by Caesar for losing the First Battle of Hoover Dam, he rekindled his faith and rejoined the Mormon Church. He now defends the Dead Horses tribe against the White Legs, still holding onto his fury and General Ripper tendencies. He remains entirely willing and able to murder the hell out of anyone who makes the mistake of threatening his fellow Mormons or the tribals in their care. Although depending on your actions he can be persuaded to show mercy and become less bloodthirsty, and he avoids the usual trappings of this trope by being very aware of his flaws and weaknesses. In terms of game mechanics, it seems his faith is a very good shield, because he can shrug off anything short of an anti-tank rifle (his DT is 50, the Courier has to wear Power Armor to even reach 30) despite only wearing a bulletproof vest and some bandages. He's also a very good with that pistol of his, and can utterly murder the final boss of the DLC without your intervention.
- Evidently this is something of a commonality with the New Canaanites, as Joshua mentions that learning how to use a handgun is a rite of passage. His counterpart Daniel, while much more peaceful is armed with a Tommy gun and is fully prepared to use it to protect the tribals under his care.
- Gordon, from Rune Factory 2, has a scar over his right eye, which he apparently got from fighting a dragon. With his bare hands. He's a pacifist now, but he still gets very excited over the idea of punching things.
- Gerard from Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny qualifies as well. He was a former captain of an unspecified army known and was known as the "Silver-Eyed Demon," but he made a Heel-Face Turn after looking through a town that his troops raided, and found the newly orphaned Quinn and Kelsey. Upon realizing the consequences of his actions, he adopted Quinn and Kelsey, left the army, and became a priest. In one of his friendship events, a soldier from his former army tries to convince him to join back up, and he scares the soldier stiff before explaining to him his reasons for leaving. Even Pandora is terrified of him.
Gerard: Pick me up? Don't you mean lock me up? Desertion is a serious crime, after all. That is, if you can catch me. Traveler: Y-you're mistaken, sir! There isn't a man living who could best the Silver-Eyed Demon!
- Clerics in general in Dark Souls. Of particular note is Oswald of Carim, the bishop of the goddes of sin. The Flavor Text of his items go out of his way to point out that he is an inhuman swordsman. If you attack him, you'll know it is perfectly accurate.
- In Tales of the Drunken Paladin, Palmer is physically the strongest character in the game, and he's a Cardinal in the Church. Due to the nature of the game, he's not exactly a pacifist.
- Dawn of War: Dark Crusade had Eliphas the Inheritor, Dark Apostle of the Word Bearers Legion. Although most space marines are Warrior Monks of a Church Militant by default, Eliphas is extraordinary religious even by their standards and rejected the normal imperial dogma for a Religion of Evil. Most of his banters with the other commanders involves either talking about the power of the dark gods, or mocking his opponents' faiths or lack thereof.
- For Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, we have L'arachel, who also qualifies as Bad ass Princess and Genki Girl as well.
- Actually, since a good part of the Fire Emblem backstories are rooted in the local myths and religions, we meet many badass preachers of both genders who join the groups either as healers or as fighters/offensive magic users. Sacred Stones gives us L'Arachel, Natasha and Father Moulder. The Jugdral games give us Edain, Claude, Edain's daughter Lana (and Mana) and a well-raised Corpul (and Sharlow) in Seisen; and the well-raised Safy, Tina and Sleuf in Thracia (And in the backstory, Blaggi and Saint Maira). The Elibe games give us Saul (though he's also a Handsome Lech until it's time to get serious), Ellen and Yodel in Sword of Seals; and Lucius, Renault and potentially Serra in Blazing Sword ( and Saint Elimine in the whole backstory).
- Fire Emblem Awakening gives us Libra, the axe wielding war monk of Naga. He is a genuinely humble, faithful and devoted man of the cloth, and when he first appears as an NPC ally character during Chapter 9, he's likely to maul his way single-handedly through a significant chunk of the enemy units if the player doesn't hurry to recruit him. Really, the War Monk/Cleric class, which is Libra's default class is made out of this trope (and Combat Medic), even spawning the "NUNS WITH AXES!" meme in the fandom. By default, clerics and priests are non-combatants who can only heal their allies, at least until they get promoted. The War Monk/Cleric promotion allows healers to wield huge two-handed axes in combat against their enemies. Brady is one as well, except that he isn't as much into the preacher part.
- Captain Bible from Captain Bible In Dome Of Darkness is a good example. He's a huge, muscular superhero who kills robots with a sword and bible verses in order to save the people of a city from the anti-Christian lies that they have been told.
- From Dragon Age;
- A good amount of the Olacion Order in Radiata Stories are part of this trope. The members of the Order can be classified as either your standard healer priests or bare-handed martial artists. However, some of the stronger members of the Order are able to do both in combat. Miranda, Fernando, Godwin, Achilles, and Kain best exemplify this trope.
- Fallen London preachers (and nuns, especially in one of the Ambitions) are almost always this, due to living in a city where devils and serial killers roam the streets. Particular preachers can be found plotting to invade hell, taking part in ring fighting or even fighting the many monsters found in darkness of London.
- The bishops in the battle videos of Chess Wars: A Medieval Fantasy are unabashedly lethal; e.g., stabbing with a sharpened crucifix or hanging opponents on the church bell's rope.
- Monsignor Martinez, the title character of a Show Within a Show in King of the Hill. "Vaya con Dios." In the words of Hank Hill "How did such a good cop become such a bad priest?"
- Reverend Lovejoy of The Simpsons of all people: when Flanders is attacked by baboons, Lovejoy fights off the baboons, one of them while on top of a train, and rescues him. He had an interesting sermon that week:
Lovejoy: Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right of me, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me, and that's when I got mad...
Homer: Now that's religion!
- Disney's version of Friar Tuck throws the sheriff out of the chapel when he takes the single coin in the poor box with a badass "GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!" and proceeds to wipe the floor with him in a staff vs. sword fight.
- The Archdeacon from The Hunchback of Notre Dame may not do any fighting, but he is the only one capable of holding Frollo in check, shaming him multiple times in the movie. At least until the end, when Frollo has gone completely off his rocker.
- One of these is seen among the San Angel townsfolk in The Book Of Life. He's also a luchador.
- The Four Chaplains
- William Addison, Theodore Hardy, and Edward Mellish. All three were chaplains as well, in the British Army during WWI, and all received the Victoria Cross. How does a chaplain get a VC? They all went out into active combat areas to rescue the wounded, and Hardy died as a result in 1918. The other two lived to ripe old ages.
- In WWII we have John Weir Foote, a Canadian Army chaplain who went into the disastrous Dieppe raid. He brought wounded in to the first aid station under fire, and later carried wounded men to escape craft during the evacuation. When the time came to leave or be left, he decided to stay behind and continue helping the wounded and minister to the POWs he would soon be among. He got a Victoria Cross as well.
- The Dutch missionary Father Emery de Klerk. In defense of his native parishioners in the Solomon Islands he made himself something of a warlord, ambushing Japanese patrols, sending coast watching reports, and rescuing downed fliers.
- Latter-Day Saint scholar Hugh Nibley. Serving as a missionary for two years in Germany, his major temptation was not girls but studying ancient Greek. He then went home and earns a doctorate in History. During the war, even though he went through ROTC, he enlisted in the Army, became a master-sergeant in Intelligence, assigned to the elite Order of Battle and fights in the European theater with the 101st Airborne, participating the landing at Utah Beach and a number of other key battles. What did he do after the war? Research and write about theology and history, raise a family, and serve in various positions in the LDS church.
- Mormon history is full of these guys, going back all the way to Joseph Smith. Whether or not you agree with his religious teachings, it's hard not to take a look at his life and conclude that the man had a personal CMOA list big enough to fill an average-sized wiki page. For example, singlehandedly stopping a runaway carriage with several members of Congress inside, and cowing a prison guard who was boasting about the way he and his buddies tortured and abused Mormon prisoners into submission with nothing but a good, strong dressing down and sheer force of charisma. And when they finally came to assassinate him, he jumped out a second-story window to draw the mob away from two friends who were in the room with him. (It worked; they both survived, one escaping completely unharmed.) It goes back even farther than Joseph Smith. A lot of the most Badass guys (and some girls, too) in The Book of Mormon were prophets or otherwise "mighty men of God." Mormon, Moroni, Helaman, Teancum, the list goes on and on.
- Special mention goes to Porter Rockwell, who was given the nickname "The Destroying Angel of Mormondom." Read up on his life and you'll see that he earned it.
- When accused of attempting to assassinate Missouri Governor Lilburn Boggs, Porter supposedly said "I never shot at anybody, if I shoot they get shot! ... He's still alive, ain't he?"
- Saint Laurence, who is said to have been put to death for his faith on an iron grill. His response to the executioner? "Turn me over, sir, I'm done on this side!" note . He then prayed for Rome's conversion and died. Laurence was sentenced to death for a previous bit of badassery. He was arrested during the Valerian persecution and ordered to surrender the treasure of the church. He asked for three days to collect the treasure, and then appeared at the court with the poor, the sick, the maimed and the blind, declaring them to be "the treasure of the church" (Yes, I know it's only a legend)
- The Genius Bruisers from the Roman military who got converted to Christianity and were killed for it, whether their martyrdoms were hyperinflated or not. I.e.: Saint Sebastian, Saint Eustace, Saint Christopher, Saint George of Cappadocia, Saint Expeditus, Saint Alban...
- The Catholic Church refers to several of these guys as the "Military Saints". Curiously this includes St. Francis of Assisi, likely on the grounds of him being a member of the military before becoming a preacher, even spending some time as a captive.
- Christian martyrs could get a whole subcategory to themselves under this trope. While most of them weren't quite as proactive in the administration of the wrath of God as the other examples on this page, it takes some serious intestinal fortitude to not only refuse to recant under threat of incredible torture or death, but even (in one memorable case) calmly singing hymns while being burned alive.
- The above applies to all but two of the original Twelve Apostles. note St. Peter even demanded that he be crucified upside-down because he felt unworthy to die in the same manner as Christ. Bear in mind that crucifixion was already considered the most shameful form of execution in Rome.
- Eric Liddel, winner of a gold medal in the 1924 Olympics. He refused on principle to run in a race that was scheduled for Sunday, then when he was rescheduled, he made his eccentricity look awesome when he won the medal in a race for which he had not properly trained. Later, during the war, he died of sickness while ministering to the needs of interned civilians in a Japanese prison camp. Eric could run FAST. So fast that once when he was hungry and it was far from a store, he ran down a rabbit, grabbed it and took it home to cook.
- Orde Wingate. A fanatical member of the Plymouth Brethren sect, an English soldier and a Zionist warrior who modeled himself after the Old Testament Hero, Gideon. While he was not a preacher officially, he might as well have been and he fits in this trope.
- Martin Luther King. The man utterly pwned the state of Alabama, with just dreams and sermons. He never threw a punch or fired a shot. "Not badass" you say? He got jailed, beat up, and ultimately assassinated, and never blinked. Once. That man intentionally brought the wrath of the Segregationist Establishment down on his head in order to expose the evils of segregation (and later militarism and systemic poverty), and he had the moral superiority not to respond to his oppressors in kind.
- Badass Preachers were a major staple of the Civil Rights Movement. Aside from Dr. King himself you had Ralph Abernathy, Jim Lawson, Kelly Miller Smith, CT Vivian, Bernard Lafayette and many others.
- The Rev. Moses Wright◊. That gesture, identifying one of the men who murdered his nephew Emmett Till, and snapped illicitly by a reporter, "signified intimidation of Delta blacks was no longer as effective as the past". Wright had "crossed a line that no one could remember a black man ever crossing in Mississippi". Many historians date the Civil Rights Movement as beginning at this moment.
- Malcolm X. An Islamic minister and public speaker who was willing to go to war for his rights...well, even if you don't agree with his methodology, he WAS badass. For instance, he changed his ways and became a new man twice, first as a petty crook to a upstanding, if outspokenly racially inflammatory priest, and then after his pilgrimage to Mecca, a much mellowed crusader for justice for all people and an outspoken and public opponent of the form of Islam that had made him a Badass Preacher in the first place (for which he was killed). Most people can't do that once!
- There are the white Southern preachers who would invite and/or openly welcome members of black congregations to participate in their services as equals, often times causing resentment and even anger in their own congregations (and danger to themselves sin older times). Maybe a more passive example, but they still went against the grain on the principle that all Christians are brothers and sisters in God.
- Another in a Civil Rights movement, although not in America, is Desmond Tutu. He supported disinvestment of South Africa, dropping the Rand down to force the racist government to rethink their position, organized peaceful marches, and openly spoke against the position of the church on homosexuality. Awesome.
- His Holiness the Dalai Llama, holy man and Tibetan freedom fighter.
- Thich Quang Duc. He set himself on fire in the name of religious freedom.
- Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, leader of the Mexican War of Independence. When the Spanish were alerted of the separatists and started to crack them down, Miguel Hidalgo ordered the church bells to be rung and called mass, he addressed the people in front of his church, encouraging them to revolt and starting a war that lasted over a decade.
- John Chivington was an American Civil War-era minister known as the "Fighting Parson". He was a dedicated abolitionist, and he even tried to preach against slavery in the South, where such views were not exactly welcome. He had a Crowning Moment of Awesome during one sermon where pro-slavery agitators led a mob to his church and threatened to tar and feather him. Chivington simply whipped out a pair of revolvers and said "By the grace of God and these two revolvers, I will preach here today." When the Civil War broke out, he declined a position as a chaplain in favor of a combat role. He rose to become a colonel, but after the Civil War, did a Face-Heel Turn and was forced to resign in disgrace for killing hundreds of Cheyenne women and children at the Sand Creek Massacre.
- Fray Tormenta. A Mexican priest who supported his Orphanage of Love by fighting in the lucha libre circuits. Kept his identity a secret for twenty three years so that people would take him seriously. He was the inspiration for King from Tekken, and the movie Nacho Libre. Now he even serves masses with his mask on.
- Andrew White, aka the Bishop of Baghdad. He's been "hijacked, kidnapped, locked up in rooms with bits of finger and toe and things," and "been held at gunpoint, been attacked – the usual thing." And he has MS. And he wears a bullet-proof vest.
- Saint Ignatius. The man was cannon-proof.
- This also extended to the Society of Jesus (Jesuits), which he founded with fellow ex-soldiers. To this day it maintains an almost military-style discipline among its members. This same society, noted for their extra vow of loyalty to the pope, would later grow in influence in the Catholic Church — to the point that the Protestant nations in Europe derogatorily called the Superior Generals of the Jesuits "Black Popes" due to their black robes and influence. The Jesuits were also widely ackowldged to have been the de facto intelligence agency of the Catholic Church, and a highly effective one at that.
- Twelve Jesuit priests have been recognized by Yad Vashem for risking their lives to rescue Jews from the Holocaust. 152 Jesuits were killed by the Nazis, who considered the order one of its most dangerous enemies (the order was specifically targeted by the Gestapo).
- Also one of the Yad Vashem, Archbishop Damaskinos of Athens of the Greek Orthodox Church openly defied the local Schutzstaffel commander of the region by writing a letter to the people of Greece to unify and protect the Jews because they are all Greeks in the end, and several other reasons (The other wiki's page has a part of his famous letter). Quietly, he ordered the churches under his control to issue false baptism certificates to Jewish Greeks trying to escape. Thousands of Jews escaped because of his help. When the local Schutzstaffel commander threatened to execute him by firing squad in response to the letter, Damaskinos gave this sarcastic reply:
Archbishop Damaskinos: According to the traditions of the Greek Orthodox Church, our prelates are hanged, not shot. Please respect our traditions!note
- Boston College has a soft-spoken but no-nonsense philosophy professor named Fr. Paul McNellis, who spent the early 1970s as a special-forces officer in Vietnam, where he won a Bronze Star with Valor device.
- Dr. James White, a gun-toting, motorcycle-riding Reformed Baptist apologist who can bench-press you. He used to primarily do weight-lifting, but has since become a prolific cyclist, runner, and indoor rower. His Twitter feed is a combination of Calvinistic theology and exercise logs.
- During the German occupation 1940-45, Norway's Lutheran bishops refused to submit to the political pressures of the collaborators running the government. Instead at Easter 1942, they distributed a defiant circular on their position that were read to the congregations by the vicars of almost all of Norway's churches. As a consequence, all bishops and 90% of the clergymen either resigned or were deposed and got interned in labour camps.
- Little Rock, Ark: After the assailant attacked him and his son-in-law with a poker, a 64-year-old minister shot a man dead on church grounds. The attacker had engaged in a string of assaults in an apparent drug-induced frenzy. -http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,107274,00.html
- Reverend Dietrich Bonhoeffer broke off from the existing German Christians during World War II to oppose Nazism, worked in Abwher as a double agent and plotted to assassinate Hitler.
- Martin Luther: lived through a thunderstorm in a graveyard, went on to be one of the first to stand up to the hegemony that was the Roman Catholic Church, changing the power structure of Europe forever. He was prosecuted as a heretic and before the Diet of Worms he stated : "Unless I am convinced by the testimony of the Scriptures or by clear reason (for I do not trust either in the pope or in councils alone, since it is well known that they have often erred and contradicted themselves), I am bound by the Scriptures I have quoted and my conscience is captive to the Word of God. I cannot and will not recant anything, since it is neither safe nor right to go against conscience. May God help me. Amen."
- There's an apocryphal story that he woke up one night to see a demon standing next to his bed. He said, "Good night," rolled over, and went back to sleep.
- He even helped carry out an elaborate plot to rescue a group of nuns who wished to flee their harsh, restrictive monastery in favor of the Reformist movement, by smuggling them out in herring barrels. Luther then went on to marry one of them and have several children with her.
- Steve McGanahan aka World's Strongest Redneck. Also runs his own ministry.
- Thomas Muntzer, who lead the german peasants' war in 1525.
- Richard Wurmbrand. Was imprisoned for fourteen years in Communist Romania, was horrifically tortured in prison, and the last thing he does after his (eventual) release before leaving the country? Puts flowers on the grave of the man who arrested him.
- Martin Niemoeller. Theologian and U-Boat captain.
- Very shortly after the "Reginald Denny incident" that began the 1992 Los Angeles Riots, a group of young men took Fidel Lopez (a Latin-American immigrant) out of his vehicle, robbed and beat him. Reverend Newton (a local black minister) arrived on the scene and placed himself between the mob and Lopez, shouting, "Kill him and you have to kill me too." He succeeded in taking Lopez to safety.
- Athanasius of Alexandria. During the Arian controversy, "If the world is against Athanasius, then Athanasius is against the world". Not only that. As Bishop of Alexandria, he was exiled three times, only to come back and take the post again. As one of the leader of the anti-Arian movement in Christianity, he may have led mobs to break up and destroy the churches of the Arians, and is said to have personally destroyed one of the altars. Defied at least two emperors. Known for his fiery hair and temper.
- Father Jean Bernard, of Luxembourg, portrayed in the awesome film of Volker Schlöndorff "The Ninth Day". Being taken out of the camp of Dachau, offered a Deal with the Devil, tell the Nazi Hyerarch to go screw himself, and calmly go back to martyrdom in the camp (which he knew firsthandedly it was utter hell and a certain death) definitely makes you a badass preacher. Incredibly, he survived and so did his faith, what makes him even more badass.
- Saint Maximilian Mary Kolbe, a Polish Catholic priest who first was a missionary and thus went Walking the Earth for years. During World War II he was imprisoned in the Auschwitz concentration camp for openly speaking out against the Nazi regime through a newspaper and a private radio station, and sheltering (among others) 2,000 Jews, in a time where kangaroo courts and hanging judges summarily handed death sentences. He willingly went into the hunger bunker in place of of another prisoner, a Polish woodworker who had a wife and kids outside. He continued to celebrate Holy Mass in the cell for the other prisoners, and was finally killed by a fatal injection of phenol after all the other prisoners had already died of starvation. He was made a saint in October 1982 by Pope John Paul II, and the man whose life he saved was there.
- Aside of St. Maximilian Kolbe, there were many religious workers that were either imprisoned or killed in World War II for either: being members of persecuted minorities, speaking against the Nazi policies, or directly helping Jews/Roma/Catholics/etc. in distress:
- Blessed Titus Brandsma, a Dutch Carmelite priest and uni professor who died in Dachau after rallying against Nazi propaganda;
- Regina Jonas, one of the first female rabbis, who kept working for the Jewish faith in Theresienstadt before dying in Auschwitz;
- Mother Elise Rivet, a Catholic mother superior who hid people in her convent and got gassed in Ravenbruck for it;
- Nanne Zwiep, a Dutch Reformed Church preacher who used his sermons to rally against Nazis and perished in Dachau as well;
- Saint Edith Stein, a Jewish woman who became a Catholic nun and philosopher and then died in Auschwitz. There is backdraft about her as the Anti-Defamation League says the Catholic church is appropiating her death and disminishing the memory of the Holocaust; the official response is that she died not just because of her Catholic faith, but as a victim of the Nazi revenge for the Dutch Catholic Church's denouncement of Nazism.)
- Blessed Bernhard Lichtenberg, Catholic priest from Silesia, who prayed for the victims of Kristallnacht and openly spoke against the Nazi euthanasia programs. This got him jailed first and then he was sent to Dachau, but he collapsed and died in the way there.
- Jane Hanning, schoolteacher and missionary of the Church of Scotland, captured in Budapest after refusing to abandon the girls from the school she worked on, and killed in Auschwitz.
- Blessed Sara Salkahazi, Hungarian/Slovakian nun who sheltered at least 100 Jewish persons and helped them flee Budapest. After her cover was blown and some of her protegèes were captured by a local pro-Nazi group, she and other five women were summarily executed.
- and many others.
- The Right Reverend General Leonidas Polk, C.S.A., Bishop of Louisiana who was killed at the Battle of Marietta and entombed in the University Chapel at Sewanee with his crozier in one hand and his saber in the other.
- In mid-late nineteenth century America, being a Badass Preacher for a Catholic church was often an obligation, most infamously in New York, where priests would often lead their parishioners in defense of their churches from mobs of Protestants. There's a reason why so many churches are built like they're meant to withstand siege.
- Venetians thought Saint Mark was this, so much that they accepted him as their Patron Saint. The Venetian Battle Cry was Vive San Marco, which their sailors would shout while they carved up Genoans, Turks, Pirates, and such like. The heraldric emblem of St Mark was ''a lion'' which shows what they thought of Saint Mark.
- Athanasios Nikolaos Massavetas. Born during the Ottoman occupation of Greece, he was drawn to religion from an early age, became a monk at the age of 17, and was ordained a Greek Orthodox deacon shortly afterwards. Popular tradition has it that while at the monastery, an Ottoman Pasha visited with his troops and was impressed by Athanasios's good looks, who took offence to the Turk's remarks (and subsequent proposal). The ensuing altercation resulted in the death of the Turkish official. Athanasios was forced to flee into the nearby mountains and become a klepht - a mountain bandit, like many others who resisted Ottoman rule. Soon afterwards he adopted the pseudonym "Diakos", or Deacon. His last battle established him as a national hero: with only 1500 men at his command he attempted to hold the bridge at Alamana near Thermopylae against an army of 8000 men who had been sent to crush the rebellion in southern Greece. Eventually most of Diakos's men fled; only 48 of them remained, and the managed to hold off the enemy for several hours before being overwhelmed. The heavily wounded Diakos was taken before the enemy commander, Omer Vryonis, who was so impressed by the former priest that he offered to make him an officer in the Ottoman army if he converted from Christianity to Islam. Diakos refused, and was executed by impalement - according to popular tradition he survived for three full days, laughing through his ordeal, until an irregular, out of pity and respect, shot him in the head.
- A badass of the quietly courageous variety, Father Damien (aka Saint Damien of Moloka'i) spent sixteen years ministering to and fighting for the better treatment of the residents of the leper colony on the island of Moloka'i in Hawai'i. Many clergypeople spend their lives tending the sick, but Father Damien gets a lot of extra points, because at the time, leprosy was thought to be wildly contagious, which was why people who contracted it were sent to isolated colonies and usually just left to rot (sometimes quite literally). Voluntarily going to a place that was widely believed to be certain death and hanging around the place for nearly two decades, all the while in close contact with people suffering from what was believed to be an extremely contagious, deadly disease takes some balls. And sure enough, he did eventually contract leprosy, dying of the disease in 1889.
- Saint Columba, a 6th century missionary and one of Ireland's patron saints. So badass, he scared off the Loch Ness Monster.
- Jesus, while rarely violent, showed his righteous anger at the Temple Market sellers. He basically trashed the stalls and beat the sellers with cloth.
you have turned my father's house into a den of thieves!
- Father Joe Lacy was a Chaplain in World War II who went in on D-day, and survived too. The day before landing he told the men "When you land on the beach and you get in there, I don't want to see anybody kneeling down and praying. If I do I'm gonna come up and boot you in the tail. You leave the praying to me and you do the fighting."
- Geoffrey Anketell Studdert-Kennedy; as a British Army Chaplain in WW I, he earned a Military Cross for running into "No Man's Land" to drag wounded soldiers to safety, and to give Last Rites to those who were beyond saving; after the war he became Vicar of a parish in one of the worst slums of Inner London. Although gentry by birth, he strongly identified with the working class, as this hymn shows.
- Rev. Wade Watts, who shamed a KKK leader into changing his ways. Bonus points for being a Badass Pacifist.
- The Archbishop of York, William de la Zouche, raised a company of archers against the Scots at the Curb-Stomp Battle of Neville's Cross, and his quick levying on his own initiative is credited with preventing a Scottish invasion of England and capturing the Scottish King David II Bruce. Another historical tradition says that he was present at the Battle of Crecy the previous year, and led some of the King's foot. On both occasions he took to the field wearing black plate armour and carrying an enormous mace, because he couldn't carry a sword as he was forbidden "edged weapons."
- Pope John Paul II during his studies for the priesthood worked with the Polish Resistance and is credited by B'nai B'rith for saving the lives of several Polish Jews from the Nazis. He then continued fighting when the Communists supplanted the Nazis, and is now remembered along with Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher as part of the coalition of Western leaders who finally brought the Soviet Union to its knees and ended the Cold War.
- Another Pope to fall in that category was Pope Julius II, known as "The Warrior Pope" who actually leaded his troops in the battlefield, masterminded battles and sieges, and wore armor. When Michelangelo was preparing to paint his picture, he said Julius needed to hold something in his hand, like a book for instance. Julius answered:
Julius II: Nay, give me a sword, for I am a warrior, not a scholar.
- To a lesser extent, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (better known as the current Pope Francis) was a bar bouncer in Buenos Aires before becoming a Jesuit priest.
- These guys.
- Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty, the "Scarlet Pimpernel" of the Vatican.
- Father De Klerk, Missionary to the Solomons who remained behind when Westerners were evacuated to be with the Polynesian Christians he preached to, and then led them into battle to protect their homes.
- Óscar Romero, Archbishop of San Salvador, staunch defender of human rights in El Salvador... killed in 1980 while celebrating mass.
- St. Moses the Black, while celebrated now as a pacifist, was an imposing figure with quite the checkered past. Once, as a monk, he was attacked by four bandits whom he subdued and dragged to the church, where they instantly converted.
- In Italy, a man in a church who "claimed to hear voices" suddenly gouged his own eyes in front of the whole church. Thankfully, paramedics arrived quickly. Although many of the congregation left out of horror, the priest continued mass for those remaining.
- St. Nicholas of Myra (yes, that Saint Nicholas) supposedly got into a fight with the heretic Arius that ended when Nicholas clobbered Arius in the face, to the shock of the rest of the Council of Nicaea. While the story is likely somewhat apocryphal, forensic evidence shows that Nicholas did have a healed fracture in his cheekbone. This may also make him the original Badass Santa!
- When the King of Naples was overthrown by a French-inspired Jacobin faction in 1799, he fled to the safety of Palermo. Meanwhile, his advisor Cardinal Fabrizio Ruffo landed at La Cortona with just eight companions and a royalist flag, and no guns or money. Within a month, Ruffo had raised an army of 17,000 men, largely peasants (known as the Sanfedisti), and waged a surprisingly effective campaign against the Parthenopaean Republic, retaking the city of Naples itself within a few months (with some assistance from a British fleet commanded by Admiral Horatio Nelson). There are a number of paintings of Cardinal Ruffo wearing what appears to be a military uniform as opposed to his cardinal's vestments, leading the Sanfedisti into battle. By all accounts, his army also contained a fair number of clergymen.
- Because of difficult and unaccessible parishes, Norway had a good lot of Badass Preachers over the years:
- Christian Kjeldstrup, who singlehandedly threw a bully through a door, during the wedding of said bully.
- Peder Bjørnson, who had to take a parish nobody dared to handle because of the wild west mentality there. Bjørnson solved the problem when he manhandled the strongest man in the village and threw him down a staircase. Nobody messed with him again.
- When Kjeldstrup and Bjørnson were students, there was a brawl among the theology students resulting in the three strongest successively throwing each other out: Kjeldstrup threw out Henrik Wergeland, and was in turn thrown out by Bjørnson.
- Petter Dass, doubling as a memetic badass, for having a harsh parish on the coast of northern Norway, and writing hymns still in use. Constantly out sailing to reach his fellow men. He was said to have whipped the devil`s ass and rode on his back all the way to Copenhagen Christmas morning.
- Mister Fred Rogers, a Presbyterian minister who basically singlehandedly pioneered educational television out of concern that existing programming would rot brains. Mister Rogers once spoke up against the US Senate's threat to cut funding for public television, and in six minutes of quietly explaining his show, persuaded them to double it instead. His show, meanwhile, approached children on a level that demonstrated and encouraged integrity and respect, as well as curiosity and imagination, and was known to deal with themes such as divorce, violence, and even death (Rogers refused to employ a Replacement Goldfish when his died, and he had a special episode after the assassination of John F. Kennedy to explain the situation to children).
- During the Carlists wars, some Navarran villages organized themselves in army led by their Vicar.
- Reggie White was an ordained Baptist minister. He was also one of the most ferocious and feared defensive lineman in his 15-year NFL career during the 1980s and 1990s, granting him the nickname "The Minister of Defense."
- Johan Lundby is a Church of Sweden pastor, who primarily works with the LGBTQ community. He is also a two-time world champion Military Sabre fencer and holds outdoor sparring sessions once a week all year. In Sweden. He also carved a fish symbol into his own chest with a knife because getting tattoos of Christian symbols is for wimps.
HALLELUJAH! Praise the Lord! *chk* *chk*