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Weapons-Grade Vocabulary

Jeeve Ceeta: I've been in the military for twenty five years, Ennesby. There's nothing you can teach me about nasty messages.
(later)
Captain Tagon: I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary.
Jevee Ceeta: My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.

There's talking, insults, fighting words... and then there's weapons-grade vocabulary.

There's a saying that sticks and stones can break your bones, but words will never hurt you. Well, with a weapons-grade vocabulary, words actually can physically hurt people. The words do not have to be spoken aloud, but can be read as the example provided by the Trope Namer shows. Hurtful knowledge, like a long-held secret, can apply as long as the recipient is physically hurt by the literal spoken or written words. Words delivering harm via magic, or through sheer volume, do not apply.

If the damage is done by magic, it's Words Can Break My Bones. If it's convincing another character or monster to hurt/kill themselves it's Talking the Monster to Death. Compare with Brown Note which is merely sound or image, not content. If it's a visual metaphor for the words hurting people (usually psychologically), then it's closer to Harsh Word Impact.

Examples:

Anime and Manga

Comic Books
  • There was an issue of The Authority where Apollo and Midnighter were trying to stop the deaths caused by a killer word: anyone who heard it would kill themselves, but not before whispering the word to someone else, repeating the process.
  • Grant Morrison has pretty much built his career on comics involving "words that kill" (Doom Patrol) and "words that are things rather than describe things" (The Invisibles). One letter from the "invisible alphabet" can make some people throw up. (The letter tripleyou.)

Film
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Ni! Turned around on the knights, later. They are drained of their will by the word "it". Oddly enough, the knight says it at the top of the scene with no harm done, but then hits himself with it for damage during the fadeout.
  • In South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Cartman has a chip placed inside him that shocks him with electricity every time he swears. When he's hit with electricity in the final battle, the V-chip "malfunctions", giving him the ability to shock other people when he uses profanity. Which he immediately uses against Saddam Hussein. (Hilariously, the words "Barbra Streisand" are the cherry-on-top.)

Literature
  • Bored of the Rings
    Goddam looked mournful. "I know how it is," he said. "I was in the war. Pinned down in a deadly hail of Jap fire..."
    Spam gagged, and his arm went limp.
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
    • Vogon poetry, which makes the listeners seriously ill or worse. It is advised to take some other option than that.
    • There's the recalcitrant witness who was given too much truth serum and ended up telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. They had to evacuate the courtroom and seal him up inside. When Arthur and company find him later, he's no longer a danger - apparently, there's less truth in the universe than most people would believe - but he ultimately dies of laughter after realizing he's talking to the Arthur Dent, who is apparently the victim of the universe's funniest practical joke.
  • The late Alderman Foodbotham, one-time Lord Mayor of Bradford in the Peter Simple newspaper columns, has many legends told of him. One such relates how he delivered a speech that literally annihilated his opponent — "at least to the extent that he disappeared from view and all that was ever seen of him again was a single trouser button picked up months later on Cleckheaton Moor."
  • Terry Pratchett's Discworld: Lord Vetinari, a product of the Assassins' Guild School where every graduate is expected to demonstrate lethal proficiency in at least one weapon, uses language to deadly effect.
    Do not let me detain you.
    No great rush!

Live-Action TV
  • The "Funniest Joke in the World" sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus. People died by hearing a JOKE.
  • On The Muppet Show, guest star Avery Schreiber plays a gladiator who engages in a duel with Sweetums. The weapon of choice: insults.
  • Doctor Who, "The Shakespeare Code": A group of witches are destroyed by William Shakespeare crafting a sonnet to banish them back to their prison. At the end, he finds himself at a lost to what would rhyme with "cuss" and still work with the other Words of Power he sewed together. Martha provides him with "Expelliarmus!" The Doctor reacts to the destruction by shouting, "Good old JK!"
  • There is a Doctor Who audio Drama where Donna defeats a blob monster with nothing but pure indignation.

Tabletop Games
  • The Toon expansion Toon Tales (in the Way-Out West section) includes an optional rule for Punslingers, whose puns actually do damage.
  • The Munchkin card "Cutting Remark".
  • Dungeons & Dragons:
    • Dragon Magazine #291 gives us the feat "Scathing Wit" which insults your opponent. If you win an intimidate check against him, he suffers penalties.
    • The unusual example of hurting yourself by speaking the' supplement "Book of Vile Darkness" also contains "dark speech" - a language so vile, it is almost impossible to actually communicate with it; with proper preparation you can tie it into magical effects but trying to just straight utter the words would make your mouth bleed.
    • In the "Book of Vile Darkness" was a quiver that created arrows for you every time you lied.
    • This trope played straight: The 3rd edition Dungeons & Dragons supplement "Tome of Magic" contains rulesets for 'truespeak' magics. Truenamers use the "Language of the universe" to reshape reality in ever-increasingly powerful ways.
    • In the Fourth Edition of Dungeons & Dragons, bards have an at-will "spell" called Vicious Mockery, which inflicts damage and status effects. Some bard players will use insult generators every time they use this attack.
  • Pathfinder has the "Blistering Invective" spell, with which your rants can actually set people on fire!
  • You can do this in Exalted.
  • Vampire: The Requiem features the Spina bloodline, a line of courtly and refined duelists and knights. One power of their bloodline Discipline, Courtoise, allows them to insult their target so badly they take damage.

Video Games
  • In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Peach's actually Birdo's voice is stolen and replaced with Cackletta's explosive vocabulary. The characters keep having to scurry out of harms way whenever she speaks. Then she attempts a full paragraph, and blows out every window in the palace.
  • There is a Megaphone weapon in Parodius, where the attack is nonsense phrases such as "SHAVING IS BORING" coming out of your spaceship.
  • The Megaphone from Parodius lives on as Tita Nium's DLC weapon in Otomedius Excellent
  • There's several sound-based attacks in the Pokémon series, varying in type between Make Me Wanna Shout, Brown Note and this trope. An example of this type is 'Snarl', a dark-type attack that seemingly involves the pokémon ranting and shouting at the target for a while, inflicting damage and lowering their attack-power.
  • In Ace Attorney, particularly clever counterpoints apparently have the ability to hit opposing attorneys like a gale-force wind, throwing them back, making them flinch, shattering their glasses, and, in one particularly devastating case, tearing all the hair off a person's head, leaving him mostly bald.
  • Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 made Phoenix Wright playable, along with the possibility of knocking out universe-shattering entities with cross-examination!
  • Mediators in Final Fantasy Tactics usually talk the monster to death or manipulate their stats with speech skills, but they can also equip dictionaries which they read from; reading from them (somehow) hurts enemies. The in-game animation shows them simply opening the book to inflict pain, so it could be a case of literally weapons-grade words.
  • In The Secret of Monkey Island (and other games in the series), "insult swordfighting" involves providing snappy comebacks to your opponent's insults in order to win duels.
  • Escape from Monkey Island features insult arm-wrestling, and reveals that the paradigm has also been applied to loads of other competitive games and activities, such as darts.
  • In MOTHER 1, enemies can "attack" with Threatening Words and Swear Words, both of which decrease someone's Fight stat. Your party can get some words of their own to "attack" with, but they do nothing.
  • Kliff Undersn's taunt in Guilty Gear creates physical letters, which bounce across the screen and inflict some damage. Knockouts with this in tournament play have become a particularly humiliating form of Cherry Tapping.
  • The magic system in Treasure Of The Rudras is set up so that you can actually create spells with words ("FIRE" becomes a fireball, "HEAL" becomes a healing spell, etc.). However, if you create a spell with a word that isn't in the game's magic dictionary, you'll instead attack your enemy with the word you created.
  • In Skyrim, Dragon Shouts all have unique effects: projecting a wave of force, breathing fire, freezing enemies, making oneself intangible, revealing the life essences of every living thing in the area, etc. Every dragon shout can be used in some way as a weapon or fighting technique; the lore explicitly states that when two dragons fight, it's literally a contest of words.
  • In OFF, all of the Queen's attacks are just phrases berating the Batter. They hurt quite a bit.
  • In the original Galaxy Fraulein Yuna adventure game, Yuna could insult her opponent to cause damage as an alternative to physical attacks; enemies could generally attack her the same way. In the second game, this was changed from directly damaging HP to a significant debuff, which would gradually taper off but could turn the tide of a fight while it lasted.
  • In Lollipop Chainsaw, the boss of the junkyard is a goth with this as one of his attacks; the letters actually home in on Juliet and deal damage on impact.
  • In SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom, The SpongeBot SteelPants boss literally sends the words "Kah-RAH-tae" at SpongeBob after three of its lights are destroyed.

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