"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody else notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the Piano Key Necktie! I invented it! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DEREK?! NOTHING! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!! NOTHING!!!"
What's more hilarious is that Mugatu's own reaction to Magnum completely defies his screeching, barely seconds later.
Spoofing the world of the Conspiracy Theory, by offering the alternate history of male models as assassins:
John Wilkes Booth: the first actor-slash-model! (He even gives the camera a Face while shooting Lincoln)
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a model, "but those two pretty boys on the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!"
Derek, Hansel, and Matilda decide to have a threesome. Then they are joined by a dude who tattooed his entire head, a midget, and a Tibetan monk.
Derek's attempt to work the coal mines with his family back home. "Attempt" being the operative word here - he poses and struts through his shift and generally looks completely out of place.
The Running Gag of Hansel failing to pronounce Malaysia correctly, with each attempt more pathetic than the last.