Wrestling: Jake Roberts

"Yeah, reach out for me! I'm a snake! Never trust a snake!"
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, WWF Superstars

Jake 'The Snake' Roberts (real name Aurelian Smith Jr) is a second-generation professional wrestler best known for his years with the WWE in the late eighties and early nineties when he feuded with their top tier talent, including "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, André the Giant, Randy Savage, The Undertaker, and Sid Justice. He was notable for his mic work, cutting dark, cerebral promos, for bringing his live, pet snakes into the ring, and for innovating the 'DDT' maneuver. Unfortunately, years of family troubles and drug abuse (and his resulting in-ring behavior) have made him notorious, and he has had trouble maintaining employment with any of the large companies, though he has worked continually on the road as an independent since his WWE days.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, who was on the cusp of breaking out and just needed a really good catchphrase, defeated Jake to win the King of the Ring Tournament in 1996. In Austin's victory promo, in where the supposed born-again Christian Jake referenced John 3:16, Austin struck gold with the following.

AUSTIN: "You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says "I just whipped your ass!""

Among his in-ring achievements, he is a former Stampede North American Heavyweight Champion, a former SMW Heavyweight Champion and a former 2x Mid-South North American Heavyweight Champion, And a member of the WWE Hall Of Fame Class of 2014.

You can read more extensively on his career at The Other Wiki.

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"I'm a snake! Never trope a snake":

  • Aborted Arc: Jake's 1988 feud with Rick Rude never got a proper blowoff.
  • Abusive Parents: His father, Aurelian "Grizzly" Smith, who, if Roberts's accounts are true, was an outright monster. Smith died from Alzheimers in 2010, and his accounts of Roberts's stories are unknown.
  • Animal Motifs: With the snakes.
  • Arch-Enemy: Dusty Rhodes, Barry Windham, Ricky Steamboat, the Honky Tonk Man, Rick Rude, Andre The Giant, Ted DiBiase, Rick Martel, the Ultimate Warrior, Randy Savage, The Undertaker, and Jerry Lawler.
  • Ax-Crazy: Not as obvious as other examples, but he is a very sadistic and psychotic fighter.
  • Badass
  • Bad Samaritan: Was one to the Ultimate Warrior, who looked for his help against The Undertaker.
  • Bad Santa: Dressed up as one to help Kevin Sullivan defeat Dusty Rhodes in Florida 1982, as Sullivan, as the masked "Bonebuster", had paid off Jake for injuring Barry Windham.
  • Bash Brothers: With Kevin Sullivan, Nord the Barbarian, and The Undertaker.
  • Big Bad: In his time.
  • Card-Carrying Villain
  • Catch Phrase: "Trust me."
  • The Chessmaster
  • Cool Old Guy: He's now this during his return on 1/6/14.
  • Darkest Hour: His appearance on the infamous Heroes of Wrestling pay per view, drunk off his ass, more out of shape than ever, and his hair having gone almost entirely grey.
  • Digital Bikini: Inversion—Roberts was feuding with lady-killer "Ravishing" Rick Rude and Rude began to wear tights with a portrait of Roberts's wife on them, claiming they had been together. Roberts made good on his promise to rip the tights off Rude if he ever wore them again, leaving Rude running from the arena trying to cover his blurred crotch, despite the fact that he was actually wearing flesh-colored underwear.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Randy Savage didn't invite Roberts to his bachelor party because Roberts was obsessing over him. Roberts's response: sending Miss Elizabeth a snake in a box.
  • Feather Boa Constrictor: Just look at the image.
  • Finishing Move: The DDT, which he innovated, which has since become a standard move in every wrestler's repertoire. It is unknown whether the name refers to the illegal pesticide or some now-forgotten acronym.

    One of the theories says it stands for "Damien's Dinner Time", perhaps because anybody on the receiving end of it would be in no condition to stop Jake's pet python Damien from eating him. Another story says it stands for "Drop Dead Twice." When Roberts was asked for its meaning, he simply (and famously) replied: "The end."
  • Five Moves of Doom: Jab, jab, jab, haymaker/clothesline, short-arm clothesline, DDT.
  • Freudian Excuse: It's likely a lot of his alcohol and drug problems stem from his abusive upbringing.
  • Gimmick Matches: During his Stampede days, he and Big Daddy Ritter (JYD) had the first ever ladder match.
  • Grandfather Clause: Though the DDT is now a common move, Roberts (who invented it) and a few others (Tommy Dreamer, Raven) still use it as a finisher, since they were doing it before it was cool.
  • He's Back: His return to the WWE in 2012 after decades of substance abuse. You can tell his rehab efforts with Diamond Dallas Page has been paying off, as he looks years younger than he did in his last few public appearances.
  • Immune to Drugs: He's not exactly in a good place in terms of health, finances, or professional standing, but the fact that he should by rights be dead by now might count.
    • Though if his Twitter account and him having accepted DDP Yoga are any indication, Jake has gotten better since then.
  • Instrument of Murder: Honky Tonk Man once hit Jake with a real guitar instead of a breakaway prop, legitimately injuring him and leading to a serious painkiller addiction.
  • Kick the Dog: Jake's attempt to take a steel chair to Miss Elizabeth, Savage's valet
  • Knight of Cerebus: As a heel. Especially in the early 90's, where he committed some of the most evil acts a heel had ever done at that point. He even proved to be Eviler Than Thou to The Undertaker, himself a Knight of Cerebus, causing Taker to end their Villain Team-Up and pull a Heel-Face Turn.
  • Loophole Abuse: WWF President Jack Tunney banned Jake's poisonous snake from ringside... so Jake hid his snake bag UNDER the ring instead.
  • Morality Pet: The Kayfabe death of his favorite snake, Damien, after Earthquake squashed it, prefigured a very serious Face-Heel Turn, and though it wasn't stated outright as the reason for the change, it makes for a logical Start of Darkness.
  • Never Work with Children or Animals: WCW booked a match between Sting and Jake where the finish was for Jake to sic a (real, but devenomed) cobra on Sting, only to have it turn on him. But Jake couldn't get the snake to bite him, so he ended up holding it to his face while it flailed stupidly.
    • The 1/6/14 RAW was another instance of this. The snake he brought out to torment a KO'd Dean Ambrose wasn't too keen on tormenting him. Plus, Dean corpsed when the snake was rubbing against his face.
  • Power Stable:
  • Reptiles Are Abhorrent: As a heel.
  • Secret Identity Identity:
    • "I was never able to tell the difference between Jake Roberts the performer and Jake Roberts the person, because frankly I never knew which one I was talking to. I don't know that they're not the same." - Vince McMahon, Beyond The Mat.
  • Sadist
  • Sitcom: His As Himself appearance on the Boy Meets World episode "Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound Men."
  • The Sociopath
  • Talk Show with Fists: "The Snake Pit"
  • Temporary Blindness: Lasting several months, after 'The Model' Rick Martel sprayed him in the face with cologne—eventually leading to a 'blindfold match'.
  • Tranquil Fury: Most of his contemporaries screamed promos at the top of their lungs. Jake got his point across by hardly ever raising his voice, and was all the more frightening for it.
    • In a 2014 interview in WWE Magazine, Jake mentioned that he talks like that due to having taken a knee to the throat, and cannot raise his voice any louder.
  • Trickster Mentor: He was originally played up to be one to the Ultimate Warrior, but in the end, the Warrior was taught no valuable lesson (aside from "snake bites can kill").
  • Unrelated Brothers: Inverted. Jake's brother was wrestler Sam Houston, and their sister was Women's Champion Rockin' Robin. Neither relationship was ever acknowledged.
  • Wedding Smashers: Jake and his ally the Undertaker destroyed not a wedding but Savage and Elizabeth's wedding reception.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: A psych-out technique he used on many wrestlers, most notably Andre the Giant and Kamala
  • Wild Card: A Chaotic Evil version who could still be good for as long as he needed to.
  • Would Hit a Girl: Slapped Elizabeth hard across the face and later tried to attack her with a steel chair.
  • Wrestling Psychology: Jake is widely considered to be one of the finest practitioners of wrestling psychology, to the point where younger wrestlers are often sent to him for an education in the art. Despite having a pot belly, skinny legs, and a quite limited moveset, Jake was always massively over with the fans due to a combination of his classic promos and uncanny knack to always do the right thing in the ring when it was the right time to do it. Even modern day stars like Randy Orton have been schooled by Jake in the art of Psychology.
  • Wrestling Family: He is the son of wrestler Grizzly Smith, and the sibling of Sam Houston and Rockin' Robin.