"Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads."A Sub-Trope of Attack Animal and Beast of Battle. What could be more dangerous than an animal, wild or not? Mounting weapons on it. Or simply explosives, to add animal cruelty to injury. See also Weaponized Car. Wikipedia has a category for this. For animals used as weapons, see Baa Bomb, Grievous Harm with a Body, Shamu Fu, and Abnormal Ammo. For weapons they already have without outside interference see Natural Weapon. Not related to Weaponized Offspring.
— Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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- Getter Robo: The Dinosaur Empire uses dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals equipped with cannons, missile launchers, flame-throwers, blades attached to their claws...
- King of Bandit Jing (also known as Jing: King of Bandits): Jing is accompanied by Kir, a talking bird that somehow can attach to his arm and fire "Kir Royales"; extremely destructive green energy bolts. (In one episode it is discovered that Kir's ability is not unique to his species)
- Inverted in One Piece: Lassoo, Mr. 4's gun-dog, is an animalized weapon. How exactly this happened has yet to be explained. For added humor, it had a cold and sneezes explosive baseballs.
- Played straight during Skypiea. Shura's bird-mount can breathe fire because it has a flame dial (sea shell) in its beak.
- The cover for Chapter 536 shows Franky building an "alpaca tank".
- Another inverted example is Funkfreed, a sword which was somehow fed the Elephant Fruit and became an elephant sword.
- Mobile Suit Gundam SEED has the mobile suits Bacue , and it's commander type Lagowe, four-legged, canine-based units designed for ground battle, excelling at mobility on terrains that a two legged unit may struggle on. They also mount missile launchers and railguns for the former, and beam cannons on the latter.
- Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny get the advanced versions, the Kerberos, which have two extra heads mounted on the back, doubling as beam cannons. then there is the Gaia Gundam, which can transform into a canine-based mode, and used side-mounted sword to quickly chop up enemies.
- Many Digimon (especially in their evolved versions) are animaloids with weapons attached, such as in Digimon Frontier: Burning Greymon is a winged dinosauresque monster who has full automatic guns on his arms/forelegs while Metal Kabuterimon is a beetle who has a big cannon mounted on his head.
- Fables: Talking animals developed various ways to carry and fire various guns and other projectiles during an attempted coup. Hilarious and scary at the same time.
- And later, the same devices would be put to use so that the Fable animals could take part in the war against the empire.
- We3' centered its story around the ethics and consequences of this trope, together with a cyborg version of A.I. Is a Crapshoot.
- Brute Force: The good guys were a dolphin, bears, kangaroo, eagle, and lion. The villains were a gorilla, rhino, vulture, shark, and octopus. All of them had their own weapons and Powered Armor.
- Maciuś, the Wilq's pet turtle, hides quite a powerful gun inside its shell, although he rarely demonstrates it.
Films — Animation
- Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole: some of the owls have metal talons, and the bats have blades on their wings.
Films — Live-Action
- Austin Powers provides the page quote, though Dr. Evil didn't get them until Goldmember.
- The movie Leonard Part 6 included an ostrich with missile launchers mounted on it (which makes the movie sound far cooler than it actually was).
- The Brotherhood of the Wolf attach metal armor, claws and fangs to their "beast" to make it more fearsome and otherwordly.
- Reluctant Infidel: a cell of bumbling jihadists attempt to attach an explosive vest to a crow, with predictable results
- In Wanted, the Exterminator makes bombs which he straps to the backs of rats.
- In The Lord of the Rings, there are the Oliphaunts, fantasy equivalents of colossal, six-tusked elephants used as beasts of war by the warriors of Harad to aid Sauron's conquests. Most depictions have them with giant bamboo and canvas towers strapped to their backs filled with archers and spearmen, red banners, war paint, and sharp bamboo spikes strapped to their tusks to impale enemies.
- There is an instance of this in The Butter Battle Book.
- The Green Storm in the Mortal Engines books use undead cyborg Stalker-birds of a variety of sizes for combat and reconnaisance, with even the smallest packing a nasty set of blades on its claws and beak.
- The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi: war megodonts (giant genetically-engineered elephants) have carbon fibre armour, blades attached to their tusks and machine-gun cages on their backs.
- The Incendiary Cat Plot mentioned in the Vorkosigan Saga may or may not be an example of this trope. As it has not been explained in any detail, it's hard to be sure.
- In the Jack London short story "Moon-face", the narrator plots to kill his neighbor, the titular moon-faced man, using a variation on this. The gent in question had but a single vice: dynamite fishing, which he would engage in every spring without fail. So the narrator goes and gets a dog and teaches it a single trick: to fetch. Then he presents the moon-faced man with a dog that no matter what, will always always always bring back what has been thrown. Of course, the moon-faced man brings his new dog with him the next time he goes fishing...
Live Action TV
- Andy Samberg's Laser Cats!
- In Russia, there is a legend about Olga the Wise, the wife of prince Igor. The legend is kinda like this: Igor was going about collecting taxes from his subjects. He decided to collect more than was agreed on from the drevlyane tribe. This did not turn out well: apparently, they decided they weren't putting up with his shit and ripped him apart with trees. So, his wife, Olga, decided to avenge him. Among other things, she manipulated and bullied them into paying her tribute, but demanded nothing more than a couple of birds per house. The drevlyane were more than happy to oblige, thinking they got off easy. However, Olga had her soldiers tie oil-soaked rags to the birds' legs and release them. According to the legend, the pigeons flew back to their nests and the whole city of the drevlyane burned to the ground.
- The Basselope Defense System involved strapping a nuke between Rosebud's antlers and pointing her in the direction of Soviet Russia.
- Orks from Warhammer 40,000 are fond of Squig-bombs and attack squigs.
- The setting also has grox- large, aggressive, omnivorous dinosaur-like herd animals raised by the Imperium as a food source. Most of the herd are lobotomized to make them more docile and safe to handle ("lobo-grox"), but to protect the herd, a few are instead fitted with a robotic arm tipped with a laspistol ("robo-grox").
- Similar to the real life example from the Crimea (below), the Empire from Warhammer has, among its weapons of war, Herstel-Wenck Pigeon Bombs.
- The Bioborgs of Gammarauders are 10 to 40 meter tall cyborg animals and don't really need attached weapons against conventional forces ("popcorn" in the game's terminology), but they have them anyway; they're mainly used for fighting each other (the rule for bioborgs vs. unassisted popcorn is basically "the bioborg wins").
- BIONICLE: Jaller Mahri had a Hahnah Crab that was equipped with a Cordak Blaster.
- The Trendmasters Godzilla toyline once included figures of Godzilla and Rodan that had power-up armor which fired toy missiles.
- MOTHER 3: Gorillas with wrecking balls, hippos with missiles, moles with drill arms, mice with propellers, and so much more.
- Metal Slug: various slugs are animals, such as elephants, mules, camels, and ostriches.
- In Resonance of Fate, several enemies are two-legged 'walker' animals (usually seen used to carry heavy loads) fitted with a variety of weapons, from side-mounted gatling-guns and underslung tank-cannons, to flame-throwers for close-up work and heavy explosives for those kamikaze charges...
- Scribblenauts provides us with the aforementioned laser-sharks as well as a novel item: glue. Glue + large steel spike + elephant + chainsaw = awesome
- In Tribal Rage, the redneck faction can train explosive pigs.
- In World of Warcraft, Engineers can create... the Explosive Sheep.
- Worms created the Explosive Sheep first, as well as featuring such weapons as Mad Cows, Concrete Donkeys, and Mole Bombs. To say nothing of the fact that worms are deploying all of these devices.
- Transformers: War for Cybertron: the slugs encountered in the Autobots campaign have turrets mounted on them for Optimus and co. to use.
- Final Fantasy XIII features militarized monsters enhanced with cybernetics and magic which can be summoned from Magitek portals. It's all very flashy. Ironically, they're consistently less fearsome and dangerous than the actual animals they're based on.
- Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 first featured dolphins equipped with sonar weaponry, as well as Soviet anti-ship squid. The sequel kept the dolphins and introduced attack dogs and attack bears with sonar amplifiers that can paralyze attackers.
- As an April Fool's joke, the Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 website features specs of a new unit: the Mammoth Tank. Unlike the classic Command and Conquer unit it's homaging, though, this was an actual mammoth mounted with gigantic guns.
- Pokémon Black and White features the new Pokémon Genesect, which is a Bug/Steel type. With a laser cannon on its back. It's species is listed as the 'Paleozoic Pokémon', and there is only one because it was brought back to life by Team Plasma, who modified the laser. It was also stated that it was regarded as the fiercest hunter 300 million years ago. Now imagine if this was a native species in the present timezone.
- In Ōkami, Amaterasu, the sun goddess protagonist in white wolf from, can wield various weapons which hover over her back. She starts out with a flaming shield, but can also use other shields, swords, or necklaces, (which are used like a whip, or shot like bullets.)
- Oki also wields a sword, which hovers over his back when he is in wolf form, like Amaterasu.
- The flash game Ultimate Crab Battle has a shark named Bobbeh with various weaponry, including Frickin' Laser Beams.
- In Iji, after the Scrambler is unlocked, "missile ponies" (a pony with missiles) become a reoccurring conversation subject.
- Turok games famously feature all manner of weapon-toting dinosaurs.
- One of the three main playable characters in Jet Force Gemini is Lupus, a dog with a laser gun on his back. Later in the game he is upgraded into some sort of jet pack tank dog.
- In Gears of War, the Locust equip many of their various warbeasts with weapons and/or amour.
- The laser-shooting Toaster Dog in Secret of Evermore.
- In Rome: Total War one of the earliest units you can create is a herd of pigs. As you might suspect pigs are not fearsome fighters. So instead you would cover the pigs in oil, set them alight and hope they charge into the enemy. The aim was to break up formations, demoralize the men and spook any animals on the opposing side.
- Many of the examples listed in Real Life appear in the Age of Empires series and other History-based RTS games.
- Sword of the Stars: The Pit has Cyberjaeger Bears, which are native bearlike creatures turned into cyborgs and given heavy weapons.
- Near the end of Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Rex comes across the Battle Armored Dragon Assault Strike System, a Blood Dragon (a creature that was already the most powerful predator of the game) with a mini-gun strapped to it. Thanks to the Killstar, the creature states that Rex is now it's rider. Cue the rampage as Rex and the BADASS destroy what's left of the villain's forces.
- Medal of Honor: Rising Sun had a set-piece towards the end of the game featuring a machine gun mounted on the back of an elephant, which you get to ride. This was rather less awesome than it sounds, unfortunately.
- One of the more recent Call of Duty games features multi-player and scenario game modes that contain bomb-wearing attack dogs. It's about as bad as it sounds.
- Mega Man X: Many Maverick bosses are animal robots that wield weapons. Some of them are Natural Weapon, while some others are this, such as Storm Owl's Arm Cannon or Snipe Anteater's Backpack Cannon. This also continues in Mega Man Zero and Mega Man ZX.
- Conversed in The Simpsons
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead — do your worst! Burns slams the door and locks it He locked the door! I'll show him — rings the doorbell and runs away
- In a deleted scene they had a Robotic Richard Simmons instead of the closing the door gag.
- In Centurions , Doc Terror once broke out of a correctional facility using cyborg mice with little flamethrowers.
- The heroes and villains alike in Hero 108 routinely mount cannons on turtles and chameleons, respectively, and aren't above weaponizing other animals.
- In The Venture Bros., Baron Underbeit keeps "tiger bombs" to take care of traitors.
- The cult classic Dino Riders had a race of good Humanoid Aliens (possibly far-removed descendants of human space colonists) fighting a race of evil reptilian/amphibian/fishy aliens. They somehow ended up back on prehistoric Earth, and the first thing they thought to do was strap a bunch of armor and lasers and rockets to the various dinosaurs they found.
- The anti-tank dog is possibly the most famous and tragic real-life example.
- Version 1.0 was hilarious instead. The idea was that the dog would drop the payload under the tank, then come back, thus saving considerable expense that, in later versions, would have to be sunk into training a new dog from the ground up. The problem was that, as is usually the case with dogs, they were much smarter than the people who came up with the idea gave them credit for; they would emerge from the trenches, decide that all this gunfire nonsense was way hotter than they were willing to deal with, drop their payload right there, and return to the trench.
- There were also sometimes issues with the fact that the dogs were trained using Soviet tanks; as a result, once out in the field, they'd race straight for... well, you get the picture.
- War elephants were often equipped with huge blades on their tusks, to add even more power to an already hellishly dangerous fighting force.
- And some were trained to use a ball and chain with their trunks in case foot soldiers got too close.
- Speaking of war elephants, they risked becoming obsolete when cannons became widespread. So what did people do? Put cannons on the elephants.◊
- During Tamerlane's invasion of India, the Indian army, among other troops, brought 120 armor-clad elephants with poisoned tusks. Tamerlane's answer? Take all his camels, light them on fire, and send the screaming beasts towards the enemy. Elephants, for their size, scare easily, and the Indian army was trampled by their own elephants. Apparently, deciding that only he was crazy enough to use this trick, Tamerlane then goes ahead and incorporates these same elephants into his own army, although he first forces them all to kneel before him.
- The US army investigated the use of bats mounted with napalm-based explosives. The bats were to be released over a city, find places to roost amongst the buildings, then explode, lighting countless fires. In practice, the bats were kept in hibernation until released, most didn't come out of hibernation fast enough and went splat instead.
- They had a solution for the splatting problem, involving parachuting the bats down giving them time to wake up. Still wasn't used in warfare because the atomic bomb was finished first.
- Another WW2 US military example: Pigeons are relatively well known in behavioral psychology circles for being easily programmable. That is to say, if you teach them to peck at a colored light to get food, and they will obsessively peck at that light hundreds of times a minute until they get it. This was exploited by teaching them to recognize aerial photos of German and Japanese warships and peck at them. The pigeons were then loaded into the nose-cones of bombs and missiles behind a glass screen. Their pecking would tilt the screen in the direction of the ship and steer the bomb. The test-runs worked a charm, but the military flat-out refused to use such a bizarre weapon, and the inventor went on to develop it as a way of spotting life-rafts from planes after the war (this being the days before thermal imaging).
- The US military had a program in place to train dolphins to attack enemy divers. The only real success was getting dolphins to the point of being able to disarm mines the hard way.
- In this vein, the Soviet Union also had a similar program, and they went so far as to develop a gun for dolphin use. You read that right. A gun.
- More than one cockfight organizer has livened things up by attaching bits of razor blade to the cockerels' spurs. At least one organizer has been stabbed by his own enraged bird as a result.
- According to Pliny the Elder, the ancient Romans would cover pigs in oil and light them on fire, then release them into the enemy armies. Their squealing could also spook other animals, which was especially dangerous when the enemy had elephants. (It also presumably sped up the process of serving a victory feast afterwards.) However, it's uncertain whether or not this really happened.
- It's also been claimed that Mongol and Chinese armies sometimes tied packages to camels, horses, oxen and even elephants and lighted them on fire, directing the spooked animals against the enemy and disrupting their lines. Sometimes the animals would also get spears attached to take one or two soldiers with them. Need more proof that Humans Are Bastards?
- During the Crimean War, the Russians trained pigeons to associate a person with a red coat with food. Then they tied a grenade to it and released it during a battle...
- There is at least one instance of the ancient Chinese using automatic repeating crossbows that were knocked, drawn and fired by a mechanism tied to a cart's axle. A force that had more horses than soldiers would tie horses to the carts and then attach burning rags to their tails, creating a hell-bent arrow-shooting chariot of death.
- The Spikes of Doom of the Right-Hand Attack Dog might be for show nowadays, but they were developed as defensive weapons in fighting and shepherd dogs since wolves and dogs instinctively try to bite their opponent in the neck.
- Machine Gun Camels.
- Also their predecessors, cannon camels◊.