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Shamu Fu
You'd need Jaws as a club to stop a space ape. (And ward off disgruntled PETA members.)

"You... you struck me with a bass!"
Roger, American Dad! ("Frannie 911")

A Sub-Trope of Grievous Harm with a Body, where the body being used is a fish or fish-shaped animal, like a whale or seal.

Why? Perhaps it's the vague club shape of the animal, since most uses of this involve swinging by the tail. However, the most likely reason is simply because it is so frikkin' awesome.

It should be noted that Art Major Biology really comes into play here. In fiction, not only do the creatures seem to not be affected by the force of the impact, they also don't seem to suffer much from being out of the water. And let's not even mention the fact that their spines can stand up to this abuse. Assuming the fish was alive in the first place, anyway; dead fish make equally effective clubs and can be readily purchased from fishmongers and seafood markets.

This action has received a word in English (unofficially): The verb "cornobble".

Note this is actually hitting something with a fish. If it's merely tossing the fish anywhere other than someone you intend to hurt, it doesn't count.

The only case where Everything's Even Worse With Sharks doesn't apply, it seems. Unless, of course, you're the one being cornobbled — on top of everything else, their skin is covered with tiny tooth-like "denticles" that give it a texture like sandpaper.

Compare Improbable Weapon User, Edible Bludgeon, Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.

Examples

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    Anime & Manga 
  • The Prinnies in the anime version of Disgaea.
  • In one episode of Zettai Karen Children, after one practical joke too many, Minamoto gains Glowing Eyes of Doom, grabs a nearby alligator and proceeds to break out the Shamu Fu.
  • During the Arlong Arc in One Piece, Luffy grabbed the seamonstercow Momoo and used it to clear out all the Fish People Mooks prior to engaging the Quirky Miniboss Squad.
  • 20th Century Boys contains a completely serious example: one member of the Friend cult responsible for spreading the second wave of The Plague around Japan pretends to be delivering salmon to get into someone house, kill the girl inside, and erase the video she was sent that would prove he was there. When Kyoko tries to warn the girl over the phone, the man smacks the girl in the head with the salmon.
  • Hayate the Combat Butler: During an ocean cruise the boat they are on starts to sink (it was basically a clone of the Titanic so it was hardly unexpected) Hayate ends up in the lower levels, injured and in danger of being eaten by a giant shark with poor Isumi trying to save him by waving a pathetically small stick. As soon as Nagi jumps in to help him he recalls there were two sharks. When Nagi's attacked by the other one, she has about a couple seconds to be afraid before Hayate brains it with the first shark effortlessly taking them both out in one hit.
  • At one point in Lupin III vs Detective Conan while running from the police Lupin swipes from fish from a market and uses them to fend off the officers.

    Comics 
  • Astérix frequently features "Assault with a Deadly Tuna", courtesy of the village fishmerchant.
    • Although opinions may vary on whether it is getting slapped with them or simply their smell that poses the greater danger to your health...
  • Usagi from Usagi Yojimbo once beat up a couple of thugs with a very silly-looking octopus.
    • It should be noticed that this is a rather troperiffic example, as it was included specifically because of Stan Sakai's exposure to the page picture via Scott Shaw!'s blog- one of the thugs getting fish-slapped was, in fact, a toon version of Shaw! (and yes, the exclamation point is part of his name).
  • In one of the Marvel vs DCU crossovers Aquaman provided what is possibly an entirely literal example during his fight with Namor- Namor punched him into the middle of a Seaworld-esque park, and when Namor followed, Aquaman had a killer whale jump out of its tank and squash Namor.
  • Pictured above, Heroic Publishing's Flare (not to be confused with Black Canary) is hitting a gorilla with a shark...a gorilla in a spacesuit...while standing in a dinosaur's mouth...wearing high heels...being stared at by a robot... with UFOs and a nuclear explosion in the background.

     Fan Works 
  • In Ashes of the Past, Misty tends to slap Brock with her Goldeen when he does his usual thing.
  • Red Witch's X-Men: Evolution fanfic Troutball: The Gentlemen's Sport introduces... Troutball, the "sport of gentlemen who don't have any money. Or common sense." A variation on baseball, it uses a beach ball and a six-pound plastic fish instead of a baseball and baseball bat, has five bases instead of four, and a seventh-inning doughnut run instead of the seventh-inning stretch. Also, instead of dropping the fish when running around the bases, they get to hold onto it and try to hit the other players as they go past. To counter this, the opposing team has the Bass Whacker (named such due to Rule of Funny, who tries to knock the runner down with their own plastic fish. About the only restrictions are that they can't use fish with sharp ends (like swordfish), or fish that are too heavy (like large plastic tuna) or too small (like goldfish). Also, there are no rules preventing the players from going Off the Rails and just dueling one another with their fish mid-run, which naturally winds up happening during the game's demonstration.

    Films — Animation 
  • In Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie, Ninevites are notorious for slapping people with fishes. Also, their preferred method of execution is "The Slap Of No Return," which involves the victim being smashed with a gigantic metal fish.
  • In Despicable Me, Gru's rival Vector seems to have an obsession with guns that shoot sea creatures, given his gushing over his "piranha gun" and his "squid launcher".
  • In Disney's Sleeping Beauty, Kings Stefan and Hubert get into an argument and the latter uses a swordfish as a sword while the former uses a plate as a shield. When the fish flops over, the two of them realize how ridiculous they're acting and laugh it off. Hubert even sticks the fish in his belt as if sheathing a sword.
    • One Disney short showed Mickey Mouse doing the same thing while fighting against Pete, who was using a scabbard.

    Films — Live Action 
  • There is a scene in My Super Ex-Girlfriend with the shark being tossed into the guy's window.
  • Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja dual-wields fish towards the end of the movie.
  • Dogma: "Or you'll do what, exactly? Hit me with that fffffffish?"
  • Tank Girl does it too.
  • Astérix and Obelix vs. Caesar, true to its source, begins with a large fish fight within the Gaul village.
  • In Grumpy Old Men, Max tries to stab John with a fish after he finds out John slept with Ariel.
  • Some random guy during a Bar Brawl in Licence to Kill tries to use a mounted swordfish to stab Bond, who attempts to block it with a chair, resulting in a broken chair but an otherwise unharmed Bond. See here.
  • Discussed in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when the Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni order Arthur to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring. He discovers their Weaksauce Weakness and bypasses them rather than attempt it.

    Literature 
  • In Animorphs #39, the team has the last-ditch plan to have Cassie morph into a whale in mid-air and fall onto a helicopter. It doesn't quite work, but fortunately, a Deus ex Machina gull shows up and gets sucked into the engine.
    • This is after a whale-tackle does work perfectly in the first Megamorphs to shove a space-beast from Saturn into the ocean, as water paralyses the millions of micro-organisms that it's built from.
  • In The Science of Discworld, the mages are forced to move in time and change history when it turns out William Shakespeare was killed with a fish (halibut?) during some riots.
    • There is a throwaway reference to a spree-killing by someone bearing the title of "The Notorious Herring Thrower". Granted, it wasn't specifically stated that throwing fish was how this person killed...
    • According to the City Watch Diary, there was once a laughable misunderstanding over the law that the Citizen's Militia should be armed with pikes.
    • In Snuff, Vimes tells Jethro that someone he was arresting once tried to kill him with a very large salmon.
    • Verity Pushpram, Discworld's Molly Malone expy, fends off unwanted suitor Nobby Nobbs by hitting him with fish.
    • In Going Postal, Professor Pelc's experimental device to determine which book a person wants from the library causes them to feel the sensation of being struck in the face with some kind of fish.
  • Carl Hiaasen's novel ''Skin Tight" begins with the main character killing a would-be assassin with a stuffed and mounted marlin.
  • In Sewer, Gas & Electric, Ninety-Nine Words clouts a polluting ship's crew members with a rubber trout.

    Live Action TV 
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus had the fish slapping dance sketch.
  • Lew Zeeland, one of the minor puppet-characters on The Muppet Show, threw fish as boomerangs, and was occasionally seen smacking another character with one.
  • Xena had a long-standing habit of using seafood as weaponry in mortal combat. She fought off several attackers in season one, who'd attacked her while fishing, and in season three, an episode climax featured Xena fighting off an army, just using the fish she'd spent the episode catching.
  • Murder, She Wrote once had the "accidental murderer" confess she killed the victim with a frozen swordfish when she confronted him in a restaurant's freezer. Give the fish still had it's head with swordlike nose it's not surprising (though HE was a Jerkass Victim who then tried to kill her, and she would have been allowed the "self defense" plea as a result.)
  • In the CBBC office, presenter Iain Stirling hit fellow presenter, Hacker, (A puppet dog) on the back of the head with a fish, apparently knocking him out, people started requesting that Chris and Ben hit Hacker with the fish too... leading to new presenter Katie forcefully hitting Ben and Chris with the fish, this seemingly knocked them out.

    Magazine 
  • The cover of MAD #98 had a dolphin slapping Alfred E. Neuman in the face with a fish.

    New Media 
  • The "slapping" feature in mIRC : "X slaps Y around a bit with a large trout"
  • Likewise on That Other Wiki, where editors can be expected to be hit with a (virtual) trout when doing something really stupid, and a smaller fish is available for novice users who do something mildly stupid. Some of them even encourage it, requesting on their user page to please whack them with a trout if they do something stupid.
  • In This Very Wiki's forums, one of the generic "thump" messages is "This post was thumped by the Codfish in a Derby Hat"

    Theatre 
  • Spamalot features the "fisch schlapping" business in the "Finland" number.

    Video Games 
  • Mercenary Kings gives us the Fish Knife. No, it's not a knife that you cut fish with, it is a fish that is used as a knife.
  • In City of Villains, a high-level character may gain powers from Captain Mako that allows you to project spiritual sharks that pin enemies, hold them in place, knock them down and the like. It's so stupid it's awesome.
    • There is also a running gag on the official forums about Carp Melee, which originated when a poster misspelled a disparaging comment about melee power sets.
  • Goro from Dark Cloud and Max from Dark Cloud 2 can wield a Frozen Tuna as a Hammer-class weapon. One wonders what happens to it when it breaks (or, in the sequel's case, when it's repaired).
    • Well, when it "breaks", it thaws. When it's "repaired", it's refrozen.
  • Speaking of Frozen Tuna, you can wield one as a two-handed blunt weapon in MapleStory.
    • And then there's the Thunder Breaker class, which throws sharks made out of thunder at your foes in later levels.
  • Joachim in Shadow Hearts Covenant can also wield a frozen tuna as a weapon, just one in a series of increasingly improbable Improvised Weapons.
    • Frank from Shadow Hearts from the New World has a habit of creating Improvised Weapons by sticking sword hilts onto.. anything, really. Including a Marlin.
  • Death in Castlevania 64 casts a spell that throws a giant demonic fish at you.
  • One popular mod for The Sims 2 turns the pillows into large fish when your sims start pillow fights.
    • In the console version, the default for Slap is to slap with a fish. Depending on the other person's personality and the extent of enmity, they'll either walk away or pull out an even bigger fish to slap the first one.
  • Cat Kid units in Disgaea 3 attack by pulling a large fish from Hammer Space and slapping things with it.
  • Because of the way the item system works in Dwarf Fortress, adventure mode makes it possible to use dead fish as weapon. A giant sperm whale is surprisingly effective, though it's so heavy that it slows you to a crawl.
    • You're able to edit the tags that determine what creatures and items are made of. You could make fish out of adamantine, or mark fish as valid items to make weapons out of.
  • World of Warcraft has the Rockhide Strongfish, a mid level mace, and the Dark Herring, a high level dagger. There are also some fish caught with the fishing skill that can be held in the off hand. They are entirely useless aside from looks and since you can't actually attack with them they don't really count.
  • Fish are wieldable weapons in Phantom Brave. Like all items in the game, Item Crafting means this can result in an Infinity Plus One Fish.
  • Power Stone 2 has the Frozen Tuna, which is unlocked through Item Crafting.
  • In Puzzle Pirates, you can use fish as a bludgeon in the Rumble game.
  • There are several fishy swords in Dragon Fable, thanks entirely to the Rule of Funny.
  • Nightmare from the Soul Calibur series wields a squid as a joke weapon in SC III, SC IV and SC V.
    • In Soul Calibur V, Patroklos' joke weapon is a salmon for a sword and a ray for a shield.
  • Monster Hunter features a frozen tuna, classified as a great sword and wielded as such. It has crummy attack power, so it and the other food-themed weapons (fork and knife set, frying pan, what have you) are just there for laughs.
    • Tri gives us the Sharq Attaq, which is a lance-type that consists of a Sharq. Not a Sharq-themed spear. Not a spear shaped like a Sharq. An actual Sharq.
      • As if that weren't awesome enough, the Sharq Attaq comes with a shield... in the form of a "No Swimming" sign.
  • Kingdom of Loathing has a halibut as a (very good) weapon. Why? Well...
    • Also, every Turtle Tamer knows how to toss a familiar at an enemy. There are piscine familiars.
  • Skies of Arcadia included a weapon for Vyse which replaced his cutlass and main gauche with two large fish. It did surprisingly good damage but had horrible accuracy. However, sword techs always landed...
  • 3D Dot Game Heroes has a giant fish among its large collection of bizarre swords.
  • The Scout from Team Fortress 2 has the Holy Mackerel, a chub mackerel wrapped in newspaper. It deals the same damage as the bat, and grants no positive or negative attributes on its own. Instead, it displays as a kill notification the number of time a player gets slapped. If a player gets killed, FISH KILL! is displayed instead of the hit counter. The in-game description of the weapon?: Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
  • Dead Rising 2 has a swordfish available as a weapon. It's not especially good (although it's alternate attack is a one hit kill... against a single zombie).
  • On Gaia Online, zOMG! has an attack ring that summons sharks to attack monsters.
  • The LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean game has multiple examples:
    • In some levels, there are crates with fish you can throw.
    • The LEGO version of Norrington's Heroic Sacrifice scene has him whack Jones with a fish.
    • The Ancient Fisherman unlockable character has a fish as his weapon.
  • In Mega Man Powered Up, Roll's Cat Girl outfit uses a fish as a weapon.
  • Shank 2 allows the titular hero (or his friend Corina) to use frozen fish as weapons, or, in a variation, flick a switch and send either a net full of fish or a great white shark careening into their foes.
  • Kidd from the World Heroes games uses sharks as projectiles. Who needs shuriken or fireballs when you're throwing a shark at someone?
  • Way of the Samurai 3 has the hidden companion Nya Nya, who wields a fish for her weapon. With the free DLC installed, the player can essentially craft a gigantic bluefin tuna and beat people to death with it, or Dual Wield two of them for double the fish-bludgeoning fun.
  • Saints Row: The Third has Professor Genki's Mollusk Launcher, a gun that fires "singing, exploding, mind-controlling octopi. Yeah. Mind-control. We're serious." There's also the Shark-O-Matic, a blunderbuss-looking weapon with a funnel of fish entrails attached to the lock that covers the target in chum, followed shortly by an attack by the Steelport sewer shark.
  • Skylanders: Terrafin (a shark-man) and Thumpback (a humanoid whale) both have "belly flop" body slam attacks, which probably qualify. Even discounting them, Chill the ice knight can summon a narwhal to charge her enemies.
  • In Uncharted: Drake's Deception, there's one level where Nate fights some Mooks in a market. If you back Nate against the fish stalls, using the Punch button will result in him picking up a fish and hitting a mook with it. Doing this three times nets you the trophy "Gonna Need a Sturgeon."
  • Armed And Dangerous brings us the Landshark Gun, a large gun which launches a shark that burrows through the ground and bursts out under the targeted enemy.
  • You can do this to enemies in Sleeping Dogs. You even get an achievement for it!
  • In League of Legends, Fizz the Tidal Trickster's ultimate special attack "Chum the Waters" involves throwing a fish at an opponent. This summons a massive shark to erupt from the ground and take a bite out of any enemy champion that gets hit by the fish.

    Web Comics 

    Web Original 
  • Number 165 on The Evil Shakespeare Overlord List is "At no time shall Romeo slap Tybalt with a fish. This is especially key during their confrontation in 3.1 [where Romeo kills Tybalt]."
  • In RWBY, Weiss Schnee briefly wields a swordfish like her trademark rapier during a Food Fight.

    Western Animation 
  • The Critic: Jay gets a whale on his head while singing "Nothin's gonna stop me now!"
  • There's an episode of Robot Chicken where Alias becomes Whalias... and it leads to a rather logical conclusion.
  • There's a Tom and Jerry episode where Jerry uses a shark against Tom.
    • Another episode has Jerry beating Tom with a fish he was going to eat.
  • An episode of Batman: The Animated Series had Robin using two fish as nunchuks.
    • In "The Laughing Fish" The Joker hits an accountant with a fish for interrupting him.
  • And there's the almost literal example in an episode of Justice League, where Aquaman demonstrates why talking to fish isn't so lame a power by dropping a killer whale on his enemies.
  • In Jackie Chan Adventures, When the Dark Hand were looking for the Tiger Talisman, and Dark Jackie totally owned them, he is confronted by Tohru, and finally downed by a tuna fish. Ironic, because Tohru hates fish.
    • In an earlier episode, Jade throws a swordfish at Tohru, who catches it and throws it at Jackie. Jackie narrowly avoids getting impaled.
  • The climax of the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode "Dueling Eds" involved Rolf and Eddy fighting with mackerel for weapons. Rolf dealt quite a smack-down to Eddy, who was too baffled to fight back.
  • In the Looney Tunes "Frigid Hare", Bugs in drag gets a big fish as a gift from a lust-stricken Eskimo, who puckers up for a kiss. Bugs smacks him with the fish, the Eskimo gets really excited, grabs Bugs, his disguise slips off, and after a seconds' pause, Bugs fish-smacks him again twice as hard!
  • Basil from Courage the Cowardly Dog uses a fish as his weapon of choice.
  • In one episode of Brandy & Mr. Whiskers, Whiskers and Ed are about to engage in a duel but don't have any actual weapons and can't decide what they should fight with. They eventually settle on fish.
  • Happens in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy episode "Guess What's Coming To Dinner?", when Hoss Delgado and Eris are posing as Billy's parents:
    Eris: (indicates Hoss) This is Billy's dad, (indicates herself) I'm Billy's mom, (pulls out a trout) and this is a trout. (she proceeds to smack Goodvibes around the head with it)
    Principal Goodvibes: ...Why did you just hit me with a trout?
    Eris: Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.
  • In The Ren & Stimpy Show episode "I Was a Teenaged Stimpy" upon finding that Stimpy made himself a cocoon with his corn magazines, Ren starts beating it with a mounted swordfish.
  • In Animaniacs, Yakko references this during a Major General Song:
    I'm very good at fancy dances; I can even pirouette./Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette.

    Real Life 
  • Two cases from this site:
    • A man hit his girlfriend with a dead Tuna after an argument.
    • A trawlerman broke someone's spine by beating them with a 20 lb Tuna.


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