Food used as melee weapons
. Be sure to take note of the fact that a Genre Savvy
criminal will realize that they can Eat the Evidence
if the weapon was used to commit a crime without having to suffer horrific indigestion as a result.
is a Sub-Trope
. See also Edible Ammunition
, Produce Pelting
, Shamu Fu
, Food Slap
, Bad with the Bone
, and Fork Fencing
Anime and Manga
- In Ranma ½, foods, such as Okonomiyaki, Ramen, and Takoyaki, are used as a weapon a number of times.
- In Digimon Data Squad, Raramon uses Sausages as Nunchucks in the movie. AND IT IS AWESOME.
- In The Batman And Robin Adventures #5, The Joker attempts to beat a henchman to death with a bunch of bananas for welshing on a bet. He later regrets this — not for any moral reason, just the fact that bananas aren't sturdy enough to be an effective truncheon. The next time he attempts this, he uses plantains instead.
- Deadpool beat up Bullseye (who was dressed as Hawkeye) with a giant ham. While decked out in a meat armor.
- Not sure if this goes better under Produce Pelting, but in Mrs. Doubtfire there is a scene at the pool where Daniel, in full Doubtfire costume, wings a lime at the back of his rival Stuart's head. Stuart turns and sees Mrs. Doubtfire standing all by herself next to the fruit stand. Daniel claims it was a poolboy angry at Stuart for an inadequate tip:
Mrs. Doubtfire: "Oh, the terrorists! They run that way. It was a run-by fruiting."
- Smith from Shoot 'em Up uses carrots almost as much as guns, most often for stabbing.
- In Beverly Hills Ninja, where Haru wields two large tuna.
- Thanks to Bowdlerization, we have Michelangelo in the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie using a couple joints of sausage in place of his nunchucks.
Michelangelo: *Grabs sausages* "Combat coldcuuuuuuuts!"
- Disney's Sleeping Beauty has a brief scene played for laughs when an offended and mildly drunk King Hubert tries to attack his host King Stefan with a very large fish. However, since the fish isn't frozen it goes all floppy in a few hits against a metal serving tray used as an improvised shield. The absurdity of the situation makes them engage in some tension-lifting laughter.
- In Law Abiding Citizen, Clyde shivs his cellmate with the bone from his T-bone steak.
- The Trope Codifier is Roald Dahl's Lamb to the Slaughter, in which a frozen leg of lamb is used as a murder weapon. The killer gets the police investigators to eat the evidence.
- In Discworld, Dwarven Bread is well known to be a backup weapon. It's fairly good at this, because it's not required to be so much actually edible as theoretically edible (if you're hungry, think about eating some dwarven bread, and then you won't be hungry anymore).
- Cohen, an Affectionate Parody of the below, bites his shield because it's made out of chocolate.
- Several examples of Conan the Barbarian using a leg/joint of meat to bludgeon someone in a pinch, typically because he's been stripped of weapons after being imprisoned.
- Classic example is the leg o' lamb from Alfred Hitchcock Presents, adapted from the aforementioned Roald Dahl story.
- The Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch "Self-defence against fresh fruit" must fit somewhere.
Drill Sergeant Nasty:
Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against the banana fiend. First of all, you force him to drop the banana, next, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.
- From the same show, the Fish-Slapping Dance. Light slaps to the cheek with mackerel (or some similarly sized fish) are replied to with the piscine equivalent of a truncheon, knocking Michael Palin straight into the river. No-one actually eats any of the fish, but they could have.
- Discussed with Jose Jalapeno on a Stick in Controlled Chaos.
- The ancient Lancastrian martial art Ecky Thump featured in The Goodies mainly involves hitting people over the head with a black pudding. It's devastatingly effective.
- In one episode of QI, Bill Bailey suggests a prisoner on death row should request a stale baguette and a pineapple as part of their last meal, then craft them into some sort of medieval mace and use it to fight off the guards.
- In 1000 Ways to Die, a pervert flashes a group of Action Moms and they reply via squirting him with their baby bottles full of breast milk. The perv grabs one and drinks the contents... too bad that the lady had eaten peanuts (so the milk had some traces of peanut in it) and the pervert had a peanut allergy, which ends up killing him.
- In "Benny The Bouncer" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Benny uses a frozen meat pie in his fight with Sid The Greaser.
- The Scout in Team Fortress 2 has a mackerel wrapped in newspaper.
- He also has a candy cane. The description notes that while its not practical, it sure is humiliating.
- Subverted with the Pyro's Lollichop, which looks like a lollipop, but is actually made of steel.
- The Ham Shank
- One of the melee-weapons available in Naughty Bear is a whole ham. It packs a mean whallop...
- In the Pokémon games, Farfetch'd uses a leek as a weapon.
- The trolls in Heroes of Might and Magic 3 hold big thigh bones with the meat on them for bludgeon weapons, scrolling the mouse cursor over them makes them take a bite out of the meat.
- Several of the joke weapons in the Soul Series are foods, such as shiskabobs and a giant sausage.
- Some of the improvised weapons used by Joachim and Frank in the Shadow Hearts series are technically edible. Specifically, a tuna, a swordfish, and a shish-kebab.
- Disgaea 3 and Disgaea 4 have "fun" weapons that include edible things like lollipops, shish-kebabs, and baked potatos. Their actual equipment stats are generally close to non-existent, but they all possess useful secondary abilities.
- In Phantom Brave, bread and fish are among the items you can use as weapons.
- Elona has equipment that can be either candy or raw, that can then be eaten.
- In Sengoku Basara 2, we have the joke weapons of Kojuro (a leek used as a katana), Toshiie (a swordfish), Ranmaru (a chocolate banana), and Ieyasu (a giant shrimp).
- Hideaki from Sengoku Basara 3 can throw food carrots and lobsters at enemies.
- Chrono Cross has Janice, a half-rabbit monster trainer that attacks enemies with a giant carrot.
- In Banjo-Tooie, pink and blue Flatsos use sausages and candy canes, respectively.
- Dark Cloud: The Frozen Tuna.
- PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale has several examples, including Sir Daniel tossing a drumstick of chicken at his enemies, Sackboy launching a cupcake as a projectile weapon, and the sturgeon from the market scene in Uncharted 3 being used as an item pick-up.
- In Little Busters, one of the possible Improvised Weapons that can be used in a fight is an eel pie the characters use to whack the other battler. It isn't very good, though, and after each attack it has a random probability of bending in half, which weakens its damage potential for the rest of the match even further.
- In Girl Genius, one cook was threatened by his own granddaugh—Aaah! Not with the schlognwurst! It's expensive!. It promptly is used against the Jäger. Other implements include a barrel of pickled herrings and a jar olives.
- Bilingual Bonus too: "schlogn" is yiddish for "hit".
- Or, if you will, slugging.
- In Not Quite Daily Comic, characters use carrots for dagger practice. Then eat them.
- In Insecticomics, Prowl tells a class of would-be ninjas that anything can be used as a weapon; smart-ass Lazorbeak picks a six-foot party sub. Prowl promptly assembles one and takes her down with it.
- Rocket Robin Hood featured fight scenes in which a hambone and a sack of flour would be used as weapons.
- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm: during his fight with the Phantasm, the Joker reaches a cutting board behind him. He ignores the knife laying there, and instead grabs the giant hunk of salami.
- And once, Harley girl knocked out a thug with a cod. While telling him to grab his own hostage.
- In The Batman, Joker sets up an ambush for a vigilante targeting super-villains. His henchmen are armed with pies. Granted it's silly, but since this is the Joker we're talking about, chances are they aren't safe for consumption.
- An episode from the 90s cartoon adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles involves a battle between the heroes and the Shredder in the kitchen of a pizza parlor. Hilarity Ensues.
- In the beginning of X-Men: Evolution's third season, Wolverine and Rogue evade capture by authorities by using a small convenience store's grocery items to blind and disorient, but not hurt them...too much...before making their getaway.
- Broadway uses one in an earlier Gargoyles episode.
- An episode of Phineas and Ferb had Dr. Doofensmirtz and Perry dueling with hotdogs and bratwursts. Doubles as a homage to Star Wars.
- In The Simpsons, Bart once tormented Principal Skinner with peanuts (Skinner has a peanut allergy). Skinner eventually retaliates when he discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp. They end up fencing each other, with Bart wielding a peanut on a stick and Skinner wielding a shrimp on a stick.
- There is a story about a deli owner breaking a would-be robber's nose with a salami.