1997-2002 Brit Com starring Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge, a failed chat show host and candidate for the most Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist of all time. An utterly loathsome, pathologically narcissistic and self-absorbed failure of a human being with a permanent sneer, an entire wardrobe of Pringle jumpers and an unhealthy fascination with 'ladyboys', Partridge, after a failed chat show in which he failed to get an appearance from Roger Moore, shot a guest dead, and punched his BBC boss with a turkey (Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge), is reduced to the graveyard shift on local radio and living in a motel after being kicked out by his wife. The series took a close look at Partridge's life (such as it was) and his increasingly desperate attempts to get back on television. A second series was broadcast in 2002, which showed Partridge — following an off-screen nervous breakdown — as slightly more successful and a lot more smug. Other important characters include:
Lynn: Alan's mousy personal assistant-slash-doormat, who organizes his life to such an extent that he can't survive without her, but whom he nevertheless treats with thoughtless contempt.
Michael: Alan's only friend — a emotionally tortured and desperate ex-soldier who is, possibly, even more of a loser than Alan is.
Sonja (season 2 only): Alan's Ukrainian girlfriend, who even he describes as "mildly cretinous". But she is 14 years younger than him — back of the net!
This is the role for which Steve Coogan will forever be remembered, and rightly so; one of the best British sitcoms ever made. Came forty-second in Britain's Best Sitcom.
Bigger Is Better: A significant part of why Alan won't drive a Mini Metro, even though Lynn points out it would make more sense for him to do so if he wants to keep his company, Pear Tree Productions, in business.
Break the Cutie: Sweet and smiling hotel receptionist Susan on the night before Alan checks out:
IíLL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS! HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS! YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL FOR A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-TWO DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Brick Joke: In the first season, Alan speaks to his ex-wife's new boyfriend (a fitness instructor) about switching on the immersion heater to get a deep bath. In the second, one of Alan's radio segments is called Alan's Deep Bath.
Brief Accent Imitation: Alan finds this trope pretty funny, Michael less so, and John the builder even less so.
Bully Hunter: In the last episode of series two, Lynn introduces Alan to her friend, a retired policeman who attends her church, who reveals that he's heard all about Alan — and has managed to piece together exactly what sort of a man he is, informing him in no uncertain terms that if he doesn't stop bullying Lynn and treating her like a doormat he'll get what's coming to him. Alan is sufficiently intimidated to start by raising her salary.
Country Matters: A couple of examples from, fittingly enough, the angry farmers who take over Alan's phone-in.
Cringe Comedy: Plentiful, but the crowning example has to be Alan's disastrous hosting gig in "The Colour of Alan."
Alan: ...I'm going to be sick again. [prolonged retching]
Curse Cut Short: Several examples in the space of the farmers' phone-in: "You ignorant cu.."
Day In The Life: "Basic Alan" in season one fits the criteria; it takes place over the course of a single day where, not having to work, having no engagements and with the Travel Tavern closed for renovations, Alan basically has to find ways to amuse himself.
"It's difficult to understand you when you say 'splidding' as I know in real life you say splitting. It's interesting, the way you substitute a D for a T when you're broadcasting. If you ask me it's the behaviour of a dosser."
Erotic Dream: A recurring gag in the first series has Alan frequently segue into a kind of daydream in which he offers to do a lap-dance for a variety of men whilst wearing a leather codpiece and one of his Pringle jumpers with the nipples cut out, whenever he's whoring himself to get back on TV.
Also serves as a source of some of Alan's vaguely gay moments which he otherwise recognises and awkwardly corrects, also brought up in the I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan autobiography.
Precision F-Strike: Alan's response when Dave Clifton attempts a series of traffic cone puns. Dave is genuinely shocked, and points out they're on the air, to which Alan smugly responds that they're now in Dave's slot and therefore it's his problem.
Sophie: Oh, there was a call for you. A Mr. Nesshead rang.
Alan: Right. Never heard of him. Did he leave a first name?
Sophie: No, it was just a Mr. P. Nesshead.
Alan: Sophie, thatís a crank call. Thatís another crank call.
Sophie: [Smirking] Is it?
Alan: Read it back to yourself.
Sophie: Oh yeah, I can see what heís done now. Shall I put it on the list with all the others?
Alan: If you would. Actually, can I have a look at that list? I want to get to the bottom of this. [Reading] "Mr. G. String... Mr. Nick Hers... Y. Front... Mr. T. Osser"? That doesnít even work! "Mr. B. Oddie"? This is Bill Oddie! Itís not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?
Susan: Well, we thought it looked like "body".
Alan: Whatís rude about a body?
And Sue Cook: in reality inoffensive and mild-mannered, in the Alan universe she becomes a foul-mouthed, abusive heavy smoker. Cook sent a letter to Coogan after the show apologising for her behaviour.