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- In Slayers, a bandit says to Lina: "You have some balls, kiddie! Oh wait, you don't, you're a girl."
- In the Hetalia Bloodbath 2010, China utters this immortal line to Hong Kong:
China: Choosing to go naked rather than wear a maid outfit? ...YOU'VE GOT BALLS-ARU!!
- The English Dub of Rosario + Vampire plays this nearly word for word when Kou accidentally looks up Inner Moka's and Kokoa's skirts.
Inner Moka: Well, you've got some big, brass ones, I'll give ya that much.
- Micronauts: The Micronaut once stated that it has literal brass balls.
- There is a character that literally has this as a last name in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, although this is rather inexplicable given his Ambulance Chaser and Dirty Coward tendencies as elaborated in his interviews concerning the riots in Gotham City.
- In The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, two cops are described this way for requesting an audience with the local resident God-Emperor: 'the sheer atomic weight of [their] solid plutonium reproductive organs would make escape velocity all but impossible.'
- In Flight: Due to the multiple stunts Shirou pulled, Uzume had described him this way. Start with "Bowling balls" and it's currently at "Giant brass beach balls".
- In White Knight, Grey Queen, Harry reveals the deception and ambush he has planned for the Death Eaters to the Order of the Phoenix. The Weasley twins are astonished.
- George: Brass, I think, and very heavy.Fred: And that’s why he always has Pansy and Ginny with him; he needs other people to carry them around for him.Molly: What on earth are you two talking about?Fred: Harry's balls. Because they must be as big as a house and made of brass.
- This Bites!: Lampshaded when Cross asks why Nami is always attacking his head or his groin, she yells back that they're both such large targets.
- In Speed, when Jack Traven survives one of the many death-defying moments he encounters over the course of the film, a passenger cheerfully informs him:
Ortiz: You're not too bright, man, but you got some big, round, hairy cojones.
Jack: That… is really, really gross, Ortiz.
- The centerpiece of Alec Baldwin's epic speech in Glengarry Glen Ross is his use of a visual aid (pictured above) to demonstrate what a real estate salesman needs.
- There's a great scene in L.A. Story where Harris (Steve Martin) is walking on the beach with arrogant bastard Roland (Richard E. Grant) and there's this metallic clanging noise. Harris asks what it was and Roland says, "It's a nuisance. It's my damn testicles."
- Wayne's World: When Wayne kicks Cassandra's father in the nuts in a kung-fu duel, a pair of two Chinese medicine balls (made of metal, of course) fall out.
- Heard in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Eddie confronts R.K. Maroon.
R.K. Maroon: You got a lot of brass coming in here by yourself.
- In Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Callahan (a female instructor) informs a nervous female recruit that, "Soon, you'll have abs of steel, ice in your veins and a set of brass balls like this!", indicating the size of two basketballs.
- The Jackie Chan movie Mr Nice Guy has a scene where Jackie's Friend on the Force confronts the Big Bad for harming his father, but to no avail, leading to this immortal line:
Big Bad: That boy's got some big brass ones... He'd better be careful or he'll find them hanging on his Christmas tree!
- Said of the biker in The Mist who volunteers to leave the supermarket and brave unknown peril to attempt to retrieve a rifle from a pickup in the parking lot.
- In Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, when Robin demands his father's medallion back after defeating John Little in a quarterstaff duel at the river, John remarks that Robin has these and welcomes him to the forest camp.
John: Well, Robin of Locksley...you've got balls of solid rock!
- Ernest Hemingway's 1932 book on bullfighting, Death in the Afternoon.
"It takes more cojones," he wrote, "to be a sportsman where death is a closer party to the game."
- The Dresden Files:
- "You can say what you like about Gentleman Johnny Marcone, but he has a set of brass balls that drag the ground when he walks."
- Harry is also accused of such in Dead Beat when Thomas blackmails the head of the White Court in his name.
Dresden: So you're saying that I blackmailed the White Court. By proxy.
Thomas: Yeah. You've gotta have some great big brass balls to do something like that, Harry.
- Special Agent D'Agustino on the USSS's Protection Detail is described this way in Tom Clancy's Ryanverse novels: if she did have them, 'they'd be heavy, brass ones'.
- In Daniel Keys Moran's books The Long Run, The Last Dancer, and The Big Boost the Elite are a group of special soldiers who have been surgically altered to become cyborgs with subdural armor, laser weapons in their fingers, accelerated reaction time and great strength. Their enemies ironically call them Brass Balls.
- After the protagonist of RA Salvatore's The Spearwielder's Tale pulls off an impressive bluff, his leprechaun buddy claims he has "a set to make a highland bull green with envy!"
- Harry Potter has these for a Crowning Moment Of Snark in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry: Yes.Snape: Yes sir.
Live Action TV
- During the WWE Attitude Era Mankind practically made a company-wide Catch Phrase out of "Testicular Fortitude" (a play on "intestinal fortitude" - i.e., guts). Vince McMahon is the one who ran with it the most, such as,
I've got the brass [balls], to fire your ass!
- MythBusters: After Jamie traverses their (increasingly wobbly) duct tape bridge, Adam says to the camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, they are made of brass, James Hyneman!" Note that the bridge spans a very deep dry dock and Mr. Hyneman is very afraid of heights.
- Stephen Colbert talks about his brass balls quite often. They're the only thing that give him the guts to speak the truth.
- While executing a painful squeeze on a rival, Elisabeth Rohm's character on Bull informs him that "9 times out 10, brass balls will get you anything you want ... I've got them; you don't. Too bad for you."
- Dr. Brennan is credited with these, at which point she immediately replies that she has ovaries.
- In Angel, Lindsay calls Angel a vampire "with big brass testes" after he reveals his plan to go after The Circle of the Black Thorn.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy's mother Joyce is being held prisoner by evil Slayer Faith.
- The entire point behind the Channel 4 series Balls of Steel in which contestants (male or female) demonstrate their Balls of Steel by going out in public and pulling horrible schemes on the unknowing public.
- In Sliders, "The Exodus, Part 1." Quinn said to Maggie that he could hear her "brass balls" clink.
- Law & Order: UK. CP James Steel is badgering the cops about evidence that went missing from a case he prosecuted several years ago that resulted in an innocent man going to prison. After hemming and hawing for a few minutes, he finally asks point blank if Ronnie mishandled the evidence. Incensed at the accusation, Ronnie's partner Matt snaps, "I can't believe you just asked that. Well, you've got balls, I'll give you that much."
- Warhammer 40,000
- One common saying (in fanon) about the Imperial Guard (the Red Shirt Army of the Imperium) is that on the first day, each recruit will be facing hordes of alien killing machines and Eldritch Abominations and is handed little more than a T-shirt (flak jacket), flashlight (a lasgun, one of the weakest possible weaponsnote ), and a wheelbarrow for their pair of Mars forged titanium plated balls.
- Ollianus Pius, the guy who faced Horus (read: Satan) with nothing but the aforementioned T-shirt and flashlight, is generally referred to as having Mars-grade adamantium balls. He died, yes, but what a death it was. Except then he got ret-conned out of existence. And now he's back, but Depending on the Writer he was a Space Marine, a Custodes (what a Space Marine is to a standard human, a Custodes is to a Space Marine), or a subtype of human who returns from all injuries including death.
- Sometimes poker players will make bold plays others would not make, such as pushing in all their chips to make it look like they are confident enough in their hand so nobody else would call them. And there are others who would call them, either because they feel the "all-in" player was betting with no good hand at all, or they feel they've got an even better hand than the good hand of the all-in player.
- The Brass Balls comparisons can come here, especially when an all-in poker player makes a hand on the last card that beats the hand of the calling player (mainly because they would have lost if that last card hadn't saved them). Even you having the best hand (known as "the nuts") might not stop you from losing that way (in which they say your hand has "been cracked"). In poker, even Brass Balls can be broken in dramatic ways.
- The Living Dead Dolls "The Lost In Oz" collection includes the Wizard, who has the gifts for all of the characters. For Purdy (whose brain is exposed) as the Scarecrow, he has a brain, for Bride of Valentine (who carries a heart) as the Tin Man, he has said heart, and for Teddy as the Cowardly Lion, he has courage, which turns out to be a bag containing two brass spheres.
- The first two BioShock games uses this as a name for an achievement in some way. The first game has 'Brass Balls' which requires you to finish the game on Hard difficulty without using any Vita-Chambers. The second game has 'Big Brass Balls' which only requires you to complete the game without using any Vita-Chambers.
- The Krogan race in the Mass Effect universe have four testicles, so whenever they feel the need to display recognition of a particularly badass individual, they say "he has got a quad". Commander Shepard earns it after you defeat the Thresher Maw on Tuchanka. Yes, even if you play as Female!Shepard. Just goes to show the sheer manliness of that deed. Then there's Wrex's reaction to Grunt, a Super Soldier even by krogan standards:
"Next you'll tell me he's a quint and craps dark matter."
- The boiler boss in Conker's Bad Fur Day has a pair of literal brass balls. They're his weak point.
- One of Duke Nukem's catchphrase: "I've got balls of steel!" The company that made Duke Nukem, 3D Realms, later released a pinball game named Balls of Steel.
- In Suikoden II, when Jowy tells Luca Blight that he intends to marry Jillia, Luca responds with an Evil Laugh and shouts, "You've got balls, I'll give you that!"
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare can have the player character be regarded as this: during a mission to eliminate the Big Bad of the game, the player character has the opportunity to slip into an area guarded by three Mooks to retrieve a collectible. If the player succeeds, MacMillan notes that they have "the minerals".
- In a bit of Getting Crap Past the Radar, when you challenge Lt. Surge in Pokémon Yellow he notes you must have "big and brassy nerves" to take him on.
- In a Shadow of Rome your character fights as a gladiator. When entering the fight, he's presented with a choice of a weapon - sword, mace, or such. Picking none allows you to enter the arena bare-handed and earn the in-game "Big Roman Balls" achievement.
- A variation on the Elemental Crafting example is a commercial for the video game "World Series of Poker: Tournament of Champions." The best hand in poker is called "the nuts." In 2007 the commercial for the video game where 2005 WSOP champ Joe Hachem looks at his cards, then puts down two walnuts in front of him, showing his confidence in his hand. 2000 WSOP champ Chris "Jesus" Ferguson looks at his cards, then slams down two lugnuts that shows how strong Chris thinks HIS hand is. Ladies' WSOP Champ Jennifer Tilly looks at her cards, reaches under the table...and slams down a cannonball in each hand.
- In Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves, during the Venice episode, Dimitri says that Sly has serious "fuzzy dice" since Sly broke into a police station.
- The Order of the Stick: Xykon, an epic lich sorcerer to an injured and unarmed O-Chul, charging him: "Wow. You've got some +5 Holy Cojones on you, paladin." And he seems to somehow have missed V who was equally injured and low on spells, isn't a paladin whose job definition includes "being fearless", but was charging too. Here.
- Schlock Mercenary: In this strip Petey praises an ore freighter captain who used "rocks, ramming, and balls of steel" to defeat a massive Plasma Cannon that had just been used on the planetary government's legislature, with nothing more than an unarmed mining ship at his disposal. Unfortunately for the reference, the captain had lost the last part of that "inventory" in a long-ago war.
- Bait-and-Switch'd in Futurama, when Zapp Brannigan is talking about the Brain Balls, the rulers of Spheron I:
Brannigan: They've got a lotta brains, and a lotta...chutzpah!
- The pilot episode of Beast Wars features Dinobot challenging Optimus Primal for the leadership of the Maximals. Rhinox's response?
Rhinox: This guy's got bearings of chrome steel.