- "Here comes the Ax
And here comes the Smasher
The Demolition, walking disaster
Pain and destruction are our middle names"
Debuting in January of 1987 of an episode of Superstars, Demolition began as the WWF's answer to The Road Warriors. Decked out in studded, leather outfits and black masks (which would be removed to reveal their signature red/silver face paint), Ax and Smash soon became a hugely successful tag team in their own right, winning the WWF Tag Team Championships three times during one of the most prominent eras of the tag division.The team was made up of Bill Eadie as Ax and Barry Darsow as Smash. (The latter was originally played by Randy Colley, who was replaced when Eadie and WWF management realized fans recognized Colley from his old role as Moondog Rex.) Originally managed by Luscious Johnny V, they eventually settled on Mr Fuji as their manager. Ax and Smash ran roughshod over the tag division, culminating in their first WWE World Tag Team Title win at Wrestlemania IV, over Strike Force (Rick Martel and Tito Santana). They got even more successful following a Heel-Face Turn, where Mr. Fuji turned on them and joined up with a newly Heel Powers Of Pain, leading to a Wrestlemania V feud. For the next few years, Demolition were one of the most, if not the most, popular tag teams in the company... until The Road Warriors themselves showed up in the WWF. Combined with a Face-Heel Turn and Bill Eadie's poor health at the time, not even a third member (Brian Adams, a.k.a. Crush) could revive their momentum. Their last title reign ended at the hands of the Hart Foundation at SummerSlam 1990, and soon the team was simply Smash and Crush. Eadie departed the WWF, while the other two made various attempts to reinvent themselves. Crush completely made over his character for a Heel-Face Turn and actually showed potential as a breakout star as the "Hawaiian" Crush, but then turned heel again to feud with Randy Savage. Meanwhile, Barry Darsow attempted to reinvent himself as the Repo Man, who made little impact other than cartoonish, over-the-top promos and being a longtime favorite of WrestleCrap's RD Reynolds.In the late 2000s, Eadie and Darsow reunited for some independent shows.
"Tropes and destruction are our middle names!":
- Arch-Enemy: The Powers of Pain (the Warlord and The Barbarian), Tito Santana, the Hart Foundation (Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart), the Legion of Doom.
- Badass Grandpas: Ax and Smash are definitely this today. See Holy Shit Quotient on the YMMV page.
- Bash Brothers
- Breakup Breakout: Crush.
- Cool Mask
- Demoted to Extra: Once The Road Warriors showed up in the WWF as the Legion Of Doom, Demolition seemed to lose much of their prominence.
- An aside: When Demolition was at the height of their dominance of the WWF tag team scene in the late 1980s and very early 1990s, many fans who were aware of the Road Warriors were eagerly anticipating a series of matches between these two face-painted, muscle-bound, power brawling tag teams. It never happened. Demolition was starting to lose their edge, in large part due to health problems Bill Eadie was suffering in 1990 (he was looking at retiring from the ring) and Crush – although talented – never quite meshed with Smash. The result, once the Demolition-LOD matches finally took place, was a laughable series of matches that Hawk and Animal easily won.
- Early Installment Weirdness: Aside from a different manager (Luscious Johnny V instead of Mr. Fuji), Smash was originally played by Randy "Moondog Spot" Colley, and their facepaint looked entirely different. See for yourself!
- The Eighties
- Face Heel Double Turn: With the Powers Of Pain at the 1988 Survivor Series.
- Facial Markings
- Finishing Move: The Demolition Decapitation, which is a backbreaker designed to hold the opponent so the teammate can hit an elbow drop onto the poor guy's throat.
- Hell-Bent for Leather: Well, duh.
- Irony: Referred to the newly-arrived Legion Of Doom as "second-rate imposters." Um...yeah.
- Names to Run Away From Really Fast
- NO STINKIN' INDOOR VOICE!
- Parts Unknown: Where else would they be from?
- Power Stable: Became this with the addition of Crush. Somewhat of a subversion in that it was usually Smash and Crush in the role thanks to a real life illness from Bill Eadie, who eventually dropped out of sight entirely.
- Prepare to Die: From the theme song:"Better say your Act of Contrition"
- We Have Many Names: Outside of Demolition, they've all wrestled under various different gimmicks, but Barry Darsow in particular was this trope in spades. He's wrestled under his real name, Krusher Khrushchev, the aforementioned Repo Man, the Blacktop Bully (a trucker gimmick), and "Mr. Hole-in-One" (an infamous golfer gimmick).
- Crush would avert this by keeping the same name through various gimmicks, such as "Hawaiian" Crush, evil, face-painted Crush (managed by Mr. Fuji), ex-convict Nation of Domination member Crush, and biker leader of the Disciples Of The Apocalypse Crush.
- Ax started as Bolo of the Mongols before starting his most successful non-Demolition gimmick as the Masked Superstar. He was also Super Machine, one of the original three Machines with Giant Machine (Andre, of course) and Big Machine (Blackjack Mulligan.)
- Wrestling Monster: Ax, Smash and Crush all fit this.