George Washington Slept Here
"Abe Lincoln never slept hereóbut YOU can!"On Bob and Alice's roadtrip, they come along an old roadside manor. In front of it, they see a sign saying, "George Washington Slept Here"! How exciting! This is when an old inn, manor or other tourist attraction was once used by someone famous and -usually- dead. Whether or not this is actually true is generally only addressed if it somehow becomes relevant to the plot, ie if the celebrity in question might have hidden a Plot Coupon or MacGuffin there. Could also be anything from an outhouse to a gas station.
— A billboard advertising a hotel on Kentucky's Interstate 65, the "Abraham Lincoln Memorial Expressway"
Examples:Anime and Manga
- Chuck Norris slept in The Voynich Hotel, a fact acknowledged by most people who reside in Blefuscu, the island in which the story takes place. He rented the VIP room at the top of the hotel, and left a small pouch with his teeth, which apparently were taken by the hotel owner himself, in an impromptu match.
- George Washington Slept Here is a 1942 Jack Benny film in which his wife buys a dilapidated old farm house for that specific reason.
- In Heathers, psychotic teenager Jason Dean's father, who runs a demolition company, laments that a historical society is trying to keep him from tearing down a hotel. The reason given is that Glen Miller and his band once spent the night there.
- Referenced in the film Arsenic and Old Lace when one of the police officers asks if George Washington slept in the old house owned by the two old women.
- In America (The Book), among the list of George Washington's achievements is "All-time record holder for Most Places Slept."
- In Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, one of the selling points of the house is that General Gates supposedly stopped to water his horses there during the Revolutionary War.
- In The Sherwood Ring, the family manor "Rest-And-Be-Thankful" literally does have (among other things) a bed that George Washington slept in.
- In Parks and Recreation, after Ben and Leslie have returned from their honeymoon in Hawaii:
Leslie: We saw the bus stop where a young Barack Obama used to sit and wait for the bus... theoretically.
Ben: That's possible.
- While trying to find a reason for establishing a national park in Pawnee, Leslie discovers that President William Harrison once stayed in a cabin nearby. Unfortunately, all that's left is the foundation.
- In The Vicar of Dibley, Frank says that Elizabeth I once stayed in Dibley when Geraldine asks for stories about famous people in the village. She's excited until Frank adds that Good Queen Bess only stopped because she'd come down with a nasty case of food poisoning.
- On Just Shoot Me!, Jack's country house is next to a cabin where Washington planned the Battle of Yorktown. He tore it down years ago to build a tennis court. Which he doesn't use anymore.
- Austrian cartoonist Gerhard Haderer once took a jab at the Austrian preoccupation of claiming that random buildings were in some way tied to the life of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart:
Golden plaque on old building: This house, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756-1791) never occupied.
- George Washington Slept Here is the title of a 1940 play by Kaufman and Hart about a married couple of New Yorkers who purchase a dilapidated farmhouse where George Washington allegedly spent the night once. Hilarity Ensues as they try to fix it up.
- Damn Yankees mentions this in Lola's song "A Little Brains—A Little Talent," in a joke that had to be Bowdlerised out of the film version:
You've seen the sign that says George Washington once slept here,
Well tho' nobody spied him
Guess who was beside him?
- In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the Old Hroldan Inn is said to be where the famous general (and later Deity of Human Origin) Tiber Septim slept on the night before fighting the battle in which he earned the name Talos Stormcrown. Sleeping in Tiber Septim's bed triggers a Side Quest where you have to retrieve his sword for the ghost of his "sworn brother," who has been waiting for him to return for several hundred years. And because you slept in Tiber Septim's bed, the ghost is convinced that you, the Player Character, are Tiber Septim (even if you are neither male nor even human).
- The Simpsons did it with Jebediah Springfield, on more than one occasion.
- Parodied in Family Guy. In an attempt to convince a historical society that the Big Fancy House he inherited had $100,000,000 worth of history occur in it (so he could sell it to them as repayment of a debt), Peter scratched a fake "Jesus Was Here" message on one wall and tried to make it look like the Underground Railroad had passed through it ("Go freedom train! Go!"). This was a disaster. Then it turned out that the house had been a presidential brothel frequented by Abraham Lincoln, among others.
- Happens fairly often in real life, with old inns advertising that a historical figure once stayed there.
- If we expand this to other basic activities by famous figures, you should travel to Israel sometime. They build churches, mosques and shrines on these places, most of which are historically proven to be not where the alleged event happened at all.
- The page quote is from a billboard advertising a hotel in Bowling Green, Kentucky, that parodies the state's tendency to do this with its Lincoln connections by proclaiming, "Abe Lincoln never slept hereóbut YOU can!"
- Bran Castle in Romania, at the border of Transylvania and Wallachia, has a reputation of being closely tied to Vlad Tepes, though such claims are suspect. While it is currently used as a museum, there was an attempt to sell it to the highest bidder in 2007; the auctioneer marketed it as Dracula's castle.
- New York City tour guides call Fraunces Tavern, which is still there, "George Washington's favorite restaurant".
- In Ireland, if there's a church or the remains of a church that's more than two hundred years old, it's a safe bet that your tour guide will claim that "The Saint Himself" (Saint Patrick) once said mass there.
- After the First World War, Prussian general Max Hoffman got in a dig at his former boss, Paul Von Hindenburg, through one of these:
"This is where General Hindenburg slept before the battle, this is where General Hindenburg slept after the battle, and, just between you and me, this is where General Hindenburg slept during the battle."
- In the Austrian town of Braunau am Inn, the building where a certain historical figure was born is adorned by a memorial stone carrying the following words:
For peace, freedom and democracy. The millions of dead remind us; may fascism never return.
- The Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas has a sign out front that proudly says that both Joan Collins and Michael Jordan got married there (and the way the sign is designed implied they married each other).
- Russia takes this one step further. Not only can you see where Lenin slept, you can see him still sleeping there!note
- Parodied in the tiny German college town of TŁbingen. Goethe once stayed there to visit his publisher, and later wrote that he found the town to be horribly dirty, smelly, and generally unpleasant. Just under a second-story window in the middle of the town is a plaque reading "Goethe puked here"
- There are multiple inns and pubs in the southwest of Scotland bearing plaques informing you that the poet Robert Burns once stayed there. The guy travelled a lot.
- One could be forgiven for assuming that the main reason Charles I lost the English Civil War was his apparent preoccupation with trying to spend the night in every single stately home in the British Isles, considering how many of them seem to make this claim.