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Advertising: Wilkins Coffee
"Things just seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins."

In 1957, Jim Henson created a series of commercials for Wilkins Coffee, featuring two early Muppet characters—a frog-like creature named Wilkins and a blob-looking creature named Wontkins. These commercials were made for local television stations, which only had ten seconds for station identification. As such, the Muppet commercials had to be lightning-fast — essentially, eight seconds for the commercial pitch and a two-second shot of the product. From 1957 to 1961, Henson made 179 commercials for Wilkins Coffee and other Wilkins products, including Community Coffee and Wilkins Tea.

These ads starred the cheerful Wilkins, who loved Wilkins Coffee, and the grumpy Wontkins, who hated it. Wilkins would often do serious harm to Wontkins in the ads — blowing him up, stabbing him with a knife and smashing him with a club, among many other acts of Family-Unfriendly Violence.

Many of these adverts have been cobbled together on various videos on YouTube.

Advertisements for Wilkins Coffee contain examples of:

  • Amusing Injuries
  • Be Careful What You Wish For: The theme of one commercial:
    Wilkins: Boy, I'd give a million bucks for a cup of Wilkins coffee.
    (a cup of coffee appears in his lap)
    Wontkins: (appearing beside him) Okay, buster, pay up!
  • The Chew Toy: Wontkins.
  • The Complainer Is Always Wrong: More like, the complainer must die! In one ad, Wilkins erased Wontkins from existence before cryptically saying to the camera, "If you don't like Wilkins, you don't go anywhere!"
  • Conveyor Belt-O-Doom: Of the rotary saw blade kind in one commercial, which Wilkins places Wontkins on for not drinking Wilkins coffee.
    Wilkins: (as Wontkins moves toward the saw blade) He always was a cutup.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Mr. Wilkins, the company owner.
  • Dangerously Close Shave: Implied in one commercial: Wontkins asks Wilkins, who is a barber, to give him a close shave. Wilkins asks Wontkins if he drinks Wilkins Coffee, and when Wontkins says no, Wilkins replies, "This is going to be the closest shave you've ever had!"
  • Family-Unfriendly Violence
  • Game Show Appearance: The setting of one commercial:
    Wontkins: (to Wilkins) You win a new car or a case of Wilkins Instant Coffee.
    Wilkins: I'll take the Wilkins Coffee!
    Wontkins: (to the audience) We'll never get rid of that car.
  • Glorious Mother Russia: The setting of one commercial:
    Wilkins: (to Wontkins) Give me some party line coffee.
    Wontkins: How about some Wilkins, comrade?
    Wilkins: That's capitalist coffee, you traitor! (softly) Send two pounds through the back door.
  • Jerkass: Wilkins just loves his namesake's coffee — and woe to anyone who doesn't.
  • Meaningful Name: The creature who loves Wilkins coffee is named Wilkins, while the red creature who hates Wilkins coffee and whom the other creature keeps torturing is named Wontkins.
  • Pie in the Face: Happens at least twice, once with a regular pie and once with a strawberry shortcake, which is thrown in Wontkins' face by Wilkins for refusing Wilkins coffee to go with the dessert in question.
  • Pun: A regular feature of the commercials. Example:
    Wilkins: (to Wontkins) I have Wilkins Coffee and another kind of coffee.
    Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff.
    (baby birds pop out of the can labeled "CHEAP COFFEE")
    Baby birds: CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP!
    Wilkins: Sorry, but that other coffee's for the birds!
  • Reverse Psycho: Wilkins and Wontkins.
  • Serious Business: One can get the impression that this is how Wilkins feels about trying to sell his namesake's coffee. In spite of all the abuse he takes, even Wontkins gets in on the deal in one commercial:
    Wontkins: When is Mr. Wilkins going to pay us for all this foolishness?
    Wilkins: When we sell more Wilkins Coffee.
    Wontkins: (to the camera) Buy Wilkins, will ya?
  • Space Whale Aesop: These commercials were approaching this with obvious irony long before irony in advertising even existed.
  • Stuff Blowing Up: Lots and lots of stuff. Even Wontkins himself.
    Wilkins: (manning a detonator) You know, people who don't drink Wilkins coffee just blow up sometimes.
    Wontkins: Aw, that's a lot of—
    (Wilkins presses down on the detonator, causing Wontkins to somehow explode)
    Wilkins: See what I mean?
  • Tempting Fate: Poor Wontkins does this a lot when he refuses to believe anything bad will happen to him.
  • They Killed Kenny Again: A recurring theme in the ads.
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