Doomed Supermarket Display
There are many things
you see on TV that are guaranteed
not to survive to the end of the scene.
Supermarket displays are one of them. Rather than the shelves that are standard practice in real life, fictional shopkeepers seem to prefer to display their wares in rickety, ceiling-high pyramids stacked in precisely the place a runaway shopping trolley is likely to crash into them
Their other major vulnerability is to someone (often an oblivious young child) taking an item from the bottom level, thus causing the rest of the pyramid to collapse spectacularly.
Some supermarkets do have displays like this, but generally they consist of non-fragile items and are held up by cardboard support structures.
Compare Ashes to Crashes
, Priceless Ming Vase
, Exploding Fish Tanks
, Doomed New Clothes
- The 1955 MAD feature on "Supermarkets" shows a malfunctioning shopping cart crashing into a pyramid of soup cans.
And then you realize... although a thing is new, it is not perfect... although a wagon has wheels, they may not turn... although a head is hard, canned chicken soup is harder!
- One time on The Bob Newhart Show, Bob and Howard went grocery shopping. Howard took something (possibly a jar of pickles) from the bottom of a food pyramid and the stack didn't fall over, flummoxing Bob. Then a few more people did the same thing. Finally Bob took something off the top, which made it fall all apart.
- A Two Stupid Dogs cartoon spoofing Freaky Friday had one of these. As a Running Gag, it was repeatedly destroyed immediately after supermarket employee Cubbie had just finished fixing it.
- The Spanish feature-length Katy, Kiki and Koko had the same problems with the ants' food hoard.
- The Simpsons had a parody of a bulk-buy warehouse that was packed to the rafters with these. A highlight is Barney knocking over a full-size human-shaped maple syrup bottle and thinking he's killed a woman.
- In another episode, when Lisa attempts to skateboard she ends up bearing down on two stacks of salsa jars - one "mild" and one "hot and spicy". "Please mild please mild please mild..."
- In 'Krusty Gets Kancelled', Luke Perry is fired from a cannon as part of Krusty's Komeback Special. One of the buildings he flies through is the Kwik-E-Mart, where Apu is about to finish off a pyramid of acid jars. Luke rockets through the jars, sending the entire stack to pieces. After a moment of stunned shock, Apu throws the last jar to the ground in frustration.
- Best. display. ever◊.
- A classic animated sketch on Sesame Street has a grocer stacking 12 large cans, presumably filled with tomato juice, but the first customer to pass the display pulls a can from the bottom of the stack. The stack collapses, and the grocer re-stacks the 11 remaining cans, with one extra. The same thing happens with the second customer. Finally, a boy on roller skates provides a Twist Ending.
- Happened in the New Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh episode "A Pooh-Day Afternoon".
- Invoked in the title panel of this◊ Garfield strip.
- Found in hide's PV for the song Misery, part of which consists of hide "destroying" (of course, it was staged) a grocery store in Los Angeles.
- A subversion occurs in the Full House episode, "Play It Again, Jess". Michelle is about to take a roll of paper towels from the bottom of the pyramid, but Uncle Jesse stops her and takes one from the top of the pyramid instead... and he still knocks it over.
- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em: In "The Hospital Visit". Frank removes an apple from the bottom row of a display. Nothing happens until he closes the door on the way out, whereupon the entire display collapses onto the floor at Elisabeth Sladen's feet.
- A subversion occurs in the Sonic Boom episode, "Dude, where's my Eggman?". Dr. Eggman tries to return a burnt umbrella, but the store's owner refuses to give him a refund. Outraged, Eggman kicks the bottom two cans of a pyramid... and the rest of the cans completely stay stacked, much to his surprise.