Don't make a move, this is a stick-up.... Now, come on — your money or your life. Jack Benny: (long pause) Mugger:
Look, bud! I said your money or your life! Jack: I'm thinking it over!
A character displays uncertainty in a situation that you wouldn't expect to call for it. Usually, this takes the form of giving too much consideration to a "choice
" that isn't really supposed to be one.
Sometimes, the choice the character is put before offers something s/he wants or needs, but accepting it would mean breaking some sort of a personal rule (like agreeing with the stupid member of the party). Or the character is just tired of being Surrounded by Idiots
and the option of being killed sounds oddly inviting
See also You Can Keep Her
This situation is always spawned by Skewed Priorities
, and often implies or results in the character being Too Dumb to Live
. But more often than not it is a Crowning Moment of Funny
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- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. After a woman's husband is kidnapped, the kidnappers call with their demands.
What did they ask for? Whatever it is, they can have it
. Police officer:
They want your case of Wonka Bars. (Mrs. Curtis says nothing)
Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars! Mrs. Curtis:
How long will they give me to think it over?
- Here's a good one from Groundhog Day:
Now look, pal: you can either go back to Punxsutawney, or you can freeze to death. It's your choice! (beat) Phil:
- In Constantine, when Angela is about to get in a tub so Constantine can teach her how to awaken her psychic abilities, the following happens:
Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off
or can I leave them on? Constantine: (long pause, stares at her, nodding to himself) Angela:
- In Discworld, it's mentioned that anyone wanting to pose the question "Your money or your life?" to a dwarf should pack a lunch and a long book.
- In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the episode "Inca Mummy Girl" gives us a unique exchange where a person needs time to answer their own "question".
Willow: I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Buffy: Good for you.
Willow: Well, I didn't choose yet.
- Another episode has Willow offer to kill Amy so Spike can feed off her. Buffy seems tempted and needs a moment before rejecting the idea.
- The Scrubs episode "My New Role" had Eliot talking to a group of nurses who've frozen Carla out because she hangs out with the doctors so much.
Eliot: You can either use her relationship with us doctors to start a dialogue and make things better, or ignore me, stay pissed and hold me down in the parking lot tonight while Barb stomps on my face.
(the nurses keep drinking their coffee without reacting at all)
Eliot: You're taking a pretty long time thinking about it...
- Bester was REALLY asking for it in Babylon 5.
If you weigh the momentary pleasure of blowing me out of the sky against a life of never knowing what brought me here, I assure you, you'll make the right choice. [long pause]
I'm thinking it over. Bester: Oh... good.
- It perhaps doesn't help that at least one of B5's command staff actually did plan to have Bester killed previously before being convinced it was a bad move.
- In Stargate SG-1 episode "Urgo", the team have a friendly but annoying A.I. called Urgo implanted in their brains.
Urgo: You have to decide. Me... or death.
Jack O'Neill: We're thinking.
- Leonard in The Big Bang Theory spends a little too long contemplating laser surgery as an alternative to just going to get his spare glasses from his apartment, because Sheldon's in there with a cold.
- And later, with Howard:
Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those!
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?
- In the Red Dwarf X episode "Trojan", Rimmer has all the resentment drained from his personality because it was corrupting his hard drive. He's told he now has the oppertunity to reinvent himself, unhampered by the negativity that ruined his life, or he can go straight back to making the same self-destructive mistakes as before. After a pause he says "Well, I think we all know what the answer's going to be." The others nod sadly.
- In one episode of Monk the cast is hiding out in a cabin in the woods due to Monk having been marked for death by a Chinese mafia. Monk, of course, is desperate to leave, leading to this exchange:
Stottlemeyer: "It's either stay here for another week or go home and get shot in the head!"
Monk: (looking around the cabin, thinking) "Stay here...get shot in the head..."
- In one episode of Psych, Shawn and Gus were wearing hazmat suits while investigating a potential biological weapon. Before putting on the suit, however, Gus had borrowed Shawn's sweatshirt, and Shawn had left his corn nuts in the pocket. Gus was left with the choice of staying in the suit with the smell of nacho cheese corn nuts or removing it and potentially exposing himself to a deadly virus. He had to think about that one for a while.
- The famous The Jack Benny Program bit quoted above. The routine first appeared on the March 28, 1948 broadcast, in which Jack was robbed of Ronald Colman's Oscar after borrowing it. His uncertainty stems from the character's well-known stinginess: during the pause, the audience was already laughing at the thought of Jack having to make such a difficult decision.
- In Red Vs. Blue: Reconstruction, Simmons and Grif are negotiating with the leader of a firing squad that wants to execute them for selling ammo to the Blue team, and Simmons tries to delay the firing squad by telling its leader that the rules say that the leader has to read them their charges.
Simmons: "Shouldn't you at least read us our charges?"
Soldier: "You know what you did. You were in charge of our ammunition, and you lost it all!"
Grif: "Don't you think it's ironic that you're about to shoot us because we don't have enough ammo? Also, 'lost' and 'sold to the other team'? Two totally different things."
Soldier: "Oh, you're just delaying."
Simmons: "Yes, that's true, but it's also true that you have to read us a list of charges. It's in the Red Army Handbook, section on firing squads, subsection 2.9C, page 94, third paragraph."
Grif: "You are going to die a nerd. So sad."
Grif: "I'm thinking!
- In Bonus Stage, Phil has to get Evil's glasses:
Phil: And what would you do if I didn't?
Evil: Well I'll jam you up the anus with a javelin.
Phil: I'll have to weigh these options.
- Bob and George, "George's Decision":
Will you stand aside and let me deal with the imposter, or do you want to die too? (beat panel) Mike
What?! I'm thinking!
- In Van Von Hunter, Van and his sidekick escape their first adventure after having been sentenced to death. When confronted by the choice of accompanying Van or returning to face certain death, the sidekick says she'll have to think about it. Even after their foes launch a B-2 bomber at them out of a catapult (It Makes Sense in Context... kinda) she still isn't certain.
- The Order of the Stick
- In the second strip, the party is split into two teams, by the traditional method of Roy and Haley taking turns choosing someone. Eventually, Elan is the only one left, and it's Roy's turn to choose.
Elan: Ooh! C'mon! Pick me!
Durkon: Are ye gonna...
Roy: I'm thinking.
Roy: Before meeting Elan, I would have never weighted the pro's and con's of being eaten by a dragon.
- Girl Genius
Let me put it this way...help me save Othar or I'll hit you with a STICK! (beat panel) (beat panel) (beat panel) Krosp:
- An episode of Futurama has most of the cast travel to a parallel universe inside a small box. Hermes, not knowing the situation, has been told to throw the box into the sun. He flies into space, puts the box into an airlock, and is just about to launch it into space when the other characters emerge. They shout for him not to push the button and kill them all, and he thinks carefully for a moment, looks back and forth between the button and Prof. Farnsworth, before giving a halfhearted "Okay".
- In an episode of Drawn Together, the gang are hiding from Princess Clara's monster vagina. (It Makes Sense in Context.)
Spanky: We can't spend our lives hiding from a giant vagina! *pauses and looks thoughtful* Nah, it's no way to live.
- Garfield and Friends: In one episode, Jon said he'd no longer feed Garfield unless Garfield got along with Nermal. As Jon started to repeat his ultimatum, Garfield interrupted him to tell he was thinking over it.
- The Spectacular Spider-Man - The Green Goblin hacks the Vault's security while Spidey's testing it, trapping him inside with an army of crooks after him and the supporting cast helplessly watching through the security cams. Then Mysterio sicks his non-sequitur-spouting gargoyles on Spidey.
J Jonah Jameson: I love these guys! Someone should give 'em their own show!
Captain Stacy: Jonah, you can't seriously be rooting against Spider-Man. He's our only hope of regaining control of the prison! (beat) Well?!
JJJ: I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
- The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - When Jimmy and his friends are trying to outrun a group of Alien Pirates, they drift into the gravitational pull of the Planet Jupiter, and the only way to save themselves is by sacrificing the rubies they went to space for in the first place. The only downside is, all of Jimmy's friends don't want to...
Jimmy: It's your rubies or your life.
(Cindy doesn't answer)
Cindy: What!? I'm thinking!