I can never go that fast again. If I do... I don't think I'm coming back
"Please don't do that again."
in the second X-Men
movie, after Jean Grey
performs maneuvers to evade missiles.
A stock phrase used after the hero has done some daring do that obviously was very painful and/or taxing. In saying this, the Hero is acknowledging that he is not open to repeating the experience as he tries to recover.
It's a form of Lampshade Hanging
to the kind of exaggerated heroics often displayed in action shows. Can also be used tongue-in-cheek in response to a particularly absurd suggestion.
Contrast with Wasn't That Fun?
- In a particularly Squick-y example from a Quizno's commercial, a talking oven tries to coax a guy into doing some unnamed act. The man looks down at his crotch and says, "I'm not doing that again. That burned."
- Used in the movie Jackass: Number Two, during the "Medicine Ball Dodgeball (in the dark)" stunt. After asking how it turned out after getting beaned every which way with medicine balls, Chris Pontius says, "That was fun. Let's never do that again."
- X-Men The Last Stand: Bobby after being phased though the ground and back out again.
- Mortal Kombat: Johnny Cage has a bad day during filming because the stuntmen kept screwing things up and didn't want to redo the scene again.
- in Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides, Jack Sparrow's response to blowing up a lighthouse (and nearly himself) is "Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again!"
- Gets used several times in Animorphs, usually involving Marco.
Marco: That was fun. Let's never, ever, do it again.
Ax: Repetition of that activity would be a very bad idea.
- Ax also used this Stock Phrase ("I will not do this again") in a more dramatic, Shoot the Dog context, when the plan involved him capturing Chapman and interrogating him in the To the Pain style for hours on end.
- When the kids morph ants - the ant morph has some very disturbing side effects.
- Cassie also says this when she leaves the Animorphs for a brief period, referring to a particularly grisly battle.
- Jack Harkness casually drops this in while referring to pregnancy in the Torchwood episode "Everything Changes".
- In one episode of WKRP in Cincinnati Herb gets talked into pretending to be gay and hitting on another guy. The attempt fails, and when he gets back: "I am never doing that again! I get enough rejection from women!"
- In episode five of Sherlock, during a typical 'bored Sherlock rant':
It's either that, or Cluedo. John: Oh
, no. We are never
playing that again! Sherlock:
Why not? John:
Because it's not possible for the victim to have actually done it
- Strong Bad says this after he removes his mask to prove that it is, in fact, his face, and that there's nothing but bone, muscle, and veins beneath it. Naturally, he does this while sitting in a high-backed chair, so the audience only sees a tiny, tiny sliver and hears the screaming.
- In a "Frogger" episode on Saturday Supercade, Frogger used his tongue to prevent a fatal accident. Unfortunately, the only thing he can latch onto is a cactus and afterward, his tongue is painfully perforated with cactus needles. Cue trope title.
- In one Justice League episode, Metamorpho apparently sacrificed his life to stop a monster. Fortunately, Metamorpho is able to reconstitute himself with a satisified but weary comment, "I'm not doing that again."
- And when the Flash finally hits top speed to defeat the Big Bad and the rest of the Justice League pulls him from the brink, we get the page quote. Earlier in the same episode, this is his reaction to the way he took out his evil, Braniac-generated doppelganger (punching through its chest and vibrating until it exploded, knocking him for a loop in the process).
- In the Challenge of the GoBots episode "Et Tu, Cy-Kill?" Leader-1 ends up having to fly in jet mode, at jet speeds, through a huge corridor filled with stone columns, dodging all of them. Afterward he transforms, falls to his knees, and says, "I couldn't do that twice."