Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!Classic scenario: Alice is kidnapped. The kidnappers contact Bob, who is the legal guardian/spouse/caretaker/someone who should care about Alice and explain they are holding her for ransom. However, Bob has no intention of paying. Either he flat out doesn't care, he doesn't think that much money is worth it or considers the kidnappers to have done him a favor. The fact that the kidnapped party may die does not faze him in the least. Of course, karmic justice normally ends up biting him in the ass. At that point the kidnappers would be annoyed that they've kidnapped someone for nothing or even be genuinely appalled by their callous attitude. May end in a Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth situation if the kidnapped party really is THAT annoying — see Pity the Kidnapper. A small variation of this would be Bob not taking the kidnapping seriously, seeing as Alice has previously faked similar attempts as a cry for attention. Unfortunately, this time it's for real and the Crying Wolf principle applies... See also Shoot the Hostage, for cases where disregard for the threatened party is more proactive and immediate. For a more straight Super Trope of this, see also Threat Backfire.
Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Biarski? I can get you an address on that if you want.
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- In the Axis Powers Hetalia anime, after the Allies capture Italy, Germany simply tells them to give him pretty women and a soccer ball to keep him happy. Germany was most likely duping them. Before he and Italy became allies, he captured Italy in WWI and learned firsthand how unpleasant it is to have Italy as a POW and knew they would send him home eventually. Plus, he made a promise to be there for Italy when he was in trouble, and genuinely likes him. It's also Truth in Television: Lots of Italian POW found their captivity so congenial they emigrated to the US or Canada after the war.
- In Bleach's Soul Society arc, Ichigo holds Hanatarou hostage in an attempt to escape from another stronger group, only for the latter to laugh at the idea and explicitly state that they, the 11th division, do not really care about Hanatarou, who is from the 4th division.
- In the first episode of Dragon Ball GT, a group of kidnappers snatch the recently re-chibified Goku, after being unable to kidnap Bra for ransom. They then call Vegeta with the ransom demand, saying they've got his son Goku. His reaction can be neatly summed up by this trope's name. (Whether Vegeta doesn't care about Goku or simply says it because he's sure the kidnappers are going to be taught a painful lesson by their victim, or a little of both, is hard to say.) They also try calling Bulma, who laughs and tells them to watch their backs.
- In Fullmetal Alchemist, a defeated Envy tries to take control of Yoki's body, only to find out that none of his companions care. Defeated, he detaches himself and is put into a jar. Although they say they were just bluffing afterward.
- Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt: When Scanty and Kneesocks begin to lose their fight against Panty and Stocking, they take Brief hostage. Stocking is apathetic, and Panty is almost offended at the idea of putting someone else's well-being ahead of her goals. The demon sisters are offended, while Brief despairingly wishes Panty would at least remember his name. They decide to attack Panty and Stocking instead of killing Brief, to no avail.
- This is standard procedure for the main cast of Saiyuki. It's usually an act, but they're all such assholes that it's a very convincing act. And they might be slightly more caring than they seem, but one things definite: Sanzo's not going to give you a sutra cause you're threatening to kill someone.
- In Tiger & Bunny this turns up in Kriem's back-story. When their daughter is kidnapped and held to ransom by Jake Martinez, it turns out Kriem's parents — who hate and fear her for being a NEXT — have no interest in getting her back. Kriem finds Jake's ideas on NEXTs being superior to ordinary humans far more appealing, and so stays with him even when he decides he may as well release her.
- In Weiß Kreuz, Omi was kidnapped when he was young. When the kidnappers demand the ransom (with a tearful Omi begging his father to save him) his father, Reiji, declares he won't pay. It's later revealed that this was because Reiji was aware that Omi wasn't his son, but was instead the product of an affair between his wife and his brother Shuichi.
- Perhaps not strictly speaking appropriate to this trope as no kidnapping is involved, but the classic line is by Henny Youngman:
Henny: Take my wife. Please.
- A sample from Russian Humor: The terrorists have captured the State Duma and threatened to release one deputy every hour unless they are paid a ransom.
- Another sample: bandits kidnap a man's mother-in-law and threaten to clone her unless a ransom is paid.
- "Five grand in cash, or we kill your wife." Both options were tempting, but I decided to take the money.
- Spider Jerusalem uses those exact words when his wife's cryogenically preserved head is stolen and held for ransom in Transmetropolitan. Well, eventually, after having initially enunciated his position by the use of various unprintable invectives. Put it this way; she's his ex-wife, and the animosity was mutual. It also turns out that she had attempted to manipulate the people who stole her head into killing Spider, but didn't count on him being able to explain it to them, and prove their mutual animosity by tossing her head off a bridge.
- One Judge Dredd comic features a supremely obnoxious woman who's a member of a group that believes that The Power of Love can reform all criminals because they are simply misunderstood. The criminal she ends up trying this with kidnaps her for ransom, only to end up begging the group to take her back, take him to jail, ANYTHING to get rid of her.
- In Final Crisis: Rogues' Revenge, the Society tells Captain Cold that they have his father hostage. He is not as intimidated as they expect, and though he does track down his father, it's only to confront and kill him himself... or at least have Heat Wave do it.
- Used in Harvey Comics' Richie Rich with Richie's wannabee-girlfriend, Mayda Munny. In at least one story, she's so obnoxious that the kidnappers end up paying her father to take her back.
- In one Doonesbury strip, some of Duke's creditors kidnap his son Earl. When they call him up and tell him this, his reaction is along the lines of "So what? Kill him. What else you got?" Cut to Earl tied to a chair, cheerfully commenting "Boy! You guys sure don't know Pop!"
- One arc in Pearls Before Swine had Zebra kidnap Larry the Croc's wife in order to try and stop the crocs from attacking him. Given that said wife is a bit of a nag, Larry decides to use the opportunity to do all the things she tells him not to do, despite his son Junior's protests. Eventually, when Zebra brings her back, along with a bucket of KFC as an apology, Larry is more upset that he didn't add mashed potatoes.
- One Piranha Club story had a pair of bumbling crooks kidnapping Mother Packer, Dr. Pork's mother-in-law. Given that Mother Packer is an extreme case of an obnoxious in-law, Dr. Pork is more than happy to get rid of her. The crooks eventually let her go after she beats the crap out of them for the millionth time, who then proceeds to go after her son-in-law.
- In a Daria/Labyrinth crossover fic Not Quite Beyond the Goblin City, the Goblin King kidnaps Quinn after Daria wished her away. And then just hung out outside of the labyrinth for a few hours. The Goblin King has to pay Daria to get her to take Quinn back in the end.
- The MST of another Daria crossover fic, Return Of The Lawndale Militia, inverts this trope for laughs when gangster Nagisa Tezuka kidnaps two Koko Wa Greenwood characters.
Nagisa: I've got Shun and Misako hostage here.
Mike: And I'll release them unless you do as I say!
- In With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes), kidnappers take Harry and his cousin Dudley, asking for a fifteen thousand pound ransom. Harry's uncle offers to give them twenty thousand if they return Dudley but keep Harry.
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- From Hudson Hawk:
Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Biarski? I can get you an address on that if you want.
- This is the entire point of the Danny DeVito movie Ruthless People.
Sam: You got no nuts! What do I have to do? Put a gun in your hand, aim and pull your finger down you spineless wimp! I dare you to kill her! Now that oughta do it.
- In Problem Child, when the Bow Tie Killer kidnaps Flo and Junior, Ben is initially overjoyed that they are gone. However after seeing a drawing Junior made, he realizes Junior loves him and goes out to rescue him. Flo... not so much.
- In Tropic Thunder, Les Grossman refuses to pay for Tugg Speedman's ransom under the false pretense of "not negotiating with terrorists" but actually for the petty reason of Tugg losing his popularity and as such not being worth rescuing.
Byong: We no get money yet. Price now a hundred million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack die!
Les Grossman: Great. Let me get this down. A hundred million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself. [puts phone down] We do not negotiate with terrorists.
- In Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels Nick Moran's character (Eddie) loses a large amount of money at a rigged card game. He has 5 days to pay. Vinnie Jones (Big Chris) offers Eddie's father (JD) the option of giving up his bar to cover the cost... to which JD (played by Sting), replies:
JD: I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry... to go fuck himself.
Big Chris: Now, I'll put that down to shock. Only once.
- John's response to Butch Cavendish's threat to drop Rebecca off the side of a moving train in The Lone Ranger:
John: Go ahead.
Rebecca: [confused] John?
John: She tends to land on her feet.
Rebecca: [panicked] John!
- In The Big Lebowski, Bunny gets this, although the titular Lebowski tries to hide it. He puts phone books in the ransom case, and then hires the Dude to make the drop, confident that things will go awry, and no-one will believe that the Dude didn't keep the money for himself.
He was fuckin' glad, man!
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:
"What are you doing?"
"Stealing your woman."
[beat] "Take her."
- This is subverted in the sequel to Crocodile Dundee. After Rico kidnaps Mick's friend Walter and forces him to lead him and his gang to Mick's lodge in the Outback, Rico calls for Mick to come out, threatening to shoot Walter. Mick calls back, telling Rico to "Go ahead and shoot the bastard!" and then, to drive this home, seemingly tries to shoot Walter himself with his rifle, but missing. Mick actually does this to save Walter's life, because he rightfully believes that Rico won't kill Walter if Rico believes he wants him dead. This actually works; Rico thinks that Walter is likely this only one who can track Mick down in this place, so he's convinced to keep him alive until Mick can rescue him later. Mick probably also believes (correctly, in all likelihood) that Rico would have killed Walter anyway if he had come down.
- In Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, there's a scene with a woman and some police officers after her husband has been kidnapped. Initially, she's quite frantic and insistent that she'll pay anything and give them anything they want... until she finds out what they're asking for.
"Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka bars!"
"... how long will they give me to think it over?"
- In the movie Too Many Crooks, a gang attempts to kidnap a businessman's daughter only to end up with his wife. When they try to ransom her back, he announces that he doesn't want her. This so infuriates the wife that she takes control of the gang and uses it to extract revenge on her husband.
- A Turkish film from the 1990s had a rich businessman accidentally kidnapped by would-be revolutionaries (they weren't intending to kidnap him. They just played along after they hit him with their car and he thought they were kidnappers). When the revolutionaries make ransom calls to various members of his family and business, they are shocked to discover that not even his mother is interested in seeing him released. The revolutionaries just let go of him instead, realizing the businessman had been worse off than them. Following his revenge on his relatives and business partner, the businessman finds the revolutionaries and thanks them in kind.
- In The Red Green Show movie Duct Tape Forever, the villain who kidnaps Harold worries that this might be Red's reaction. It's not.
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
Austin Powers: [grabs Scott Evil and points a gun at him] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard. See what I care.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, when Sao-Feng notices a spy in his midst while negotiating with Barbossa, and suspects foul play:
Sao-Feng: Drop your weapons or I kill the man.
Barbossa: [confused] Well, kill him; he's not our man.
Will: Wait a second. If he's not with you and he's not with us... then who's he with?
- James Bond:
- The World Is Not Enough: M tells this to Sir King since the Secret Intelligence Service does not give in to terrorists and criminals. Electra is enraged and decides to take revenge against her father and M.
- In GoldenEye, when Janus gives James Bond the Sadistic Choice of saving the girl or completing the mission, Bond coldly answers, "Kill her, she means nothing to me." He then rescues the girl anyway and later comments, "Basic rule, always call their bluff." Later, when she changes the Goldeneye access codes, Janus threatens to kill Bond if she doesn't cooperate. Her response: "Kill him. He means nothing."
- In Casino Royale (2006), when Bond learns Vesper is taking the poker winnings to a meeting with Gettler, Gettler spots Bond, and puts a knife to Vesper's throat, saying "I'll kill her!" Bond replies "Allow me."
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: When Indy threatens Willie with a sharp fork, Lau Chen giggles, "Go ahead, kill her. I'll get another!"
- Cradle 2 the Grave has the Big Bad Ling kidnap Anthony's daughter. He calls Anthony and offers to exchange her for the black diamonds he stole (they're actually a new form of plutonium). Since neither Anthony nor Su (a Taiwanese agent) has the stones at the moment, Anthony asks Su to talk to Ling. Su and Link converse in Chinese, and Su tells Ling he won't negotiate for the stones. When the infuriated Anthony is about to pounce on him, Su replies he's stalling for time, as Ling wouldn't have released the girl anyway, and now Ling is confused why Su is refusing to deal. On the other hand, Su realizes that the danger the stones represent and is simply making the pragmatic choice.
- In 1967's The Happening (not the same as this film) some hippies kidnap a retired mob boss (Anthony Quinn), and demand a ransom for him. His associates, his mother, and his wife all give the same answer.
- In The Usual Suspects, the legend of Keyser Söze has the hungarians capturing and raping Söze's wife and threatening to kill her and his son if he doesn't give them his drug business. So he pulls out a gun and shoots her and his son.
- In The Legend of Zorro, in prison, Alejandro gets threatened by several prisoners. He tries to make them back off by grabbing Joaquin and threatening him (he is of course bluffing), but they say they don't care and keep advancing, forcing him to fight them off.
- The Story of an Hour by Kate Chopin: a woman whose husband is supposedly run over by a train pretends to be sad to the guy that tells her, but then the story gets into her thoughts and shows that she's really happy. And then he walks in the door and she has a heart attack and dies.
- The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry is almost certainly the Ur-Example. The main characters attempt to release their hostage, only for him to come back to them, and in the end, they have to pay his father to get him off their hands. You can read it here.
- One of the Brillo stories from 1634: The Ram Rebellion is pretty clearly a retelling of the O. Henry story The Ransom of Red Chief.
- Subverted from time to time in the City Watch Discworld books. Someone will take Angua hostage and be mildly surprised when Carrot doesn't come rushing to her rescue. Of course, Carrot knows Angua can take care of herself perfectly well, and it's the hostage takers who are in trouble.
- In Saki's "The Disappearance of Crispina Umberleigh", the kidnappers actually get the victim's family to pay them to keep her. Even though, as it turns out, they don't really have her...
- The kidnapping is described as a retreat so payments are rationalised as being very reasonable for a good spa.
- A 1969 comedic "caper" novel, Snatch! by Rennie Airth had the main characters kidnap the infant son of a wealthy businessman. Unfortunately, they'd used a switch of children to keep the abduction from being discovered before they could get away — and the "changeling" was a much more agreeable child than the kidnap victim, so the father coolly told them he preferred to keep the baby he had now, thank you very much. They had to pull another kidnapping to get their under-aged "accomplice" back — especially as the female member of the gang had developed very maternal feelings toward the substitute (an orphan) while they prepared for the original snatch.
- P. G. Wodehouse's short story "Helping Freddie" (later rewritten for the Jeeves and Wooster series as "Fixing It for Freddie") features a Pity the Kidnapper plot wherein the main character kidnaps a small boy as part of a Zany Scheme. When the scheme backfires, he tries to return the kid, only to be stuck babysitting him when it turns out that everyone in the kid's house has influenza and they needed someone to watch him anyway.
- In the short story "Pure Rotten" by John Lutz, two criminals kidnap a rich man's Bratty Halfpint step-daughter. The kidnappers and the stepfather exchange a series of notes. The kidnappers demand money and make increasingly blunt threats. The stepfather refuses to pay and tells them to go ahead and kill the girl. The final note reveals that the girl has got the better of her kidnappers, has copies of all the notes and is changing the scheme to blackmail since people who try to kill children don't tend to do well in prison.
- In Mario Puzo's The Family, Cesare Borgia is attacking the city of Forli and has captured the ruler's sons. He tells her he will kill them unless she surrenders. Her response is to yell "Kill them! I can always make more!" while pulling up her skirt to demonstrate that she is, indeed, equipped to give birth. Cesare spares the boys anyway, on the grounds that there's no particular advantage to killing them. Caterina Sforza allegedly did this in real life as well. She certainly cared more about other points of strategy than about getting her sons back, at any rate.
- In Philip K. Dick's short story "Human Is", Jill's husband Lester gets his body stolen by an alien while on a business trip to the dying planet Rexor IV. About a week later, the Rexorian is tracked down by the FBI, who tell Jill that they can apprehend the Rexorian culprit and even get her real husband back - all she has to do is testify on tape to the (incredibly obvious) change in her "husband"'s behavior. Jill, however, decides to play dumb, as Lester was a tremendous Jerkass whereas the Rexorian's only noticeable flaw appears to be his outdated grasp of English.
- When Winger gets kidnapped by ratmen to trade for Singe, this is Garrett's reply. It's equal parts Bluffing, Pity the Kidnapper and Winger being Winger.
- Able Team. When Carl Lyons is captured in Guatemala, the rest of Able Team follow a lead that there's an American being held hostage. He turns out to be a Poor Little Rich Kid who arranged his Faked Kidnapping, gets shot when he reaches for a gun, and then moans that his cheapsake father sent them instead of paying up. Able Team just walk out and leave him there, telling their informant that he won't be getting his reward money as it was the wrong man.
"But didn't they have an American?"
"Yeah, but they can keep him!"
- In the BBC show Robin Hood, at one point Robin has Guy at sword-point and it demanding his own unimpeded release as well as some important black rocks (base ingredient for explosives or so). The Sheriff decides the rocks are of more worth than Gisborne and it's only due to Lady Marian interfering that Gisborne is ransomed out after all. (Naturally, Guy afterwards holds this against Marian.)
- In an episode of 'Allo 'Allo!, Lieutenant Gruber, Colonel von Strohm and Captain Bertorelli are kidnapped by the Communist Resistance. Rene then tries to take advantage of this by calling General Von Klinkerhoffen while disguising his voice and claiming that unless the General pays 1 million francs, the three will be shot. The General then deadpans "Very well. Let them be shot." and hangs up. Later on, Herr Flick, not knowing of the previous call, then tries the same scheme and asks for two million francs. You can guess the result.
- Played with in Burn Notice (this might count as an inversion or maybe an Invoked Trope): when Sam is captured in the first season finale, Mike pretends to be glad to be rid of him in order not to give his kidnappers as much leverage.
- Pushing Daisies: As a child, Olive was accidentally kidnapped by two thieves when she tried to run away from home because her parents never paid any attention to her. When the thieves try to return her, they're outraged to discover that the Snooks never even realized their daughter was gone.
- In Weeds, Quinn and Rudolfo's kidnapping of Celia goes worse than expected once they realize everyone hates her.
- One episode of Murphy Brown has Murphy get abducted by radical environmentalists who are trying to force greater public recognition of crimes against nature committed by certain companies. Everyone they try to contact about holding her hostage is either A: a coworker that had been pranked by her recently, and is glad to see her gone, or B: thinks that this is a prank. After a day or so she annoys them so much that they let her go.
- In one episode of Human Target, Chance's ex-girlfriend's husband is captured by a ruthless South American dictator, and she comes up with a plan to kidnap the kidnapper's brother and set up a Prisoner Exchange. The kidnapping plan is successful, but it turns out the dictator doesn't really want his brother back very much.
- Subverted in the Supernatural episode "Weekend at Bobby's", where Bobby has the ghost of Crowley's son Gavin. Crowley incorrectly assumes that Bobby is trying to get his soul back from him by using his son as a bargaining chip, but Bobby reveals that he knows Crowley and his son hate each other, and that the real bargaining chip is Crowley's earthly remains, whose location Gavin was happy to give him.
- A Horrible Histories sketch has a Saxon woman abducted by a kidnapper and held for ransom. The husband offers to buy her back... for half a penny, because he's legally obligated to try and buy her back. He hopes the kidnapper will reject his offer so he can remarry, but the kidnapper ends up finding the kidnapped woman so annoying he accepts the half a penny.
- Married... with Children: The villagers of Lower Uncton want to kill Al and Bud inside their village out of the belief it'll break a curse, while the people of Upper Uncton want at least one of them (Al and Bud) to die outside Lower Uncton so the curse will never end. When Al and Bud get themselves at the border between the two villages, neither side will kill them. At some moment, the Upper Uncton villagers hold Peggy and Kelly as hostages to force Al and Bud to go to them, to which the two male Bundys only laugh. A villager from Lower Uncton berate the Upper Unctoners, stating it never worked against the other Bundys.
- Subverted on Primeval: Lester tells Helen that she can shoot Christine if she wants to. But he almost immediately instructs his men to lower their weapons and let Helen get away.
- In Arrested Development, Michael is riding his bike to work, and a limo pulls up. The man inside tells him "If you care about your brother, you'll get in."
Michael: Which brother?
[Michael rides away]
- The Borgias depicts the same incident with Caterina Sforza as the Literature example above; she tells Juan Borgia, who's sieging the walls of Forli and threatening her son, that she can make ten more sons.
- Game of Thrones: In "The Rains of Castamere", when the Red Wedding happens, Catelyn Stark attempts to secure her and Robb's release by holding a knife to Walder Frey's wife's throat. He callously says he'll just get another wife, and doesn't bat an eye when Catelyn kills her and is killed in turn.
- Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: In "What He Beheld", while in a shootout, Derek grabs a little girl bystander and threatens her, but his opponent says he doesn't know her so he doesn't care. Derek shrugs, kills him, and releases the the girl.
- In one early episode of NCIS, a mobster threatens to kill all of Gibbs' family if he doesn't cooperate. Gibbs replies that his family is all dead (though this was later proven to be a lie when his estranged father was introduced several seasons later), but if the mobster wants, Gibbs would happy to provide the addresses of his ex-wives. The criminal hangs up on him.
- This his how Léodagan got engaged to Séli in Kaamelott. As a young prince, Léodagan kidnapped her from a rival tribe and asked for a ransom. They paid him twice what he asked for keeping her.
- In the Central Park Zoo level of The Punisher for the Xbox, it is possible to take a specific mook hostage and thus have Frank try and trade him to The Dragon for the innocent Joan. Quite naturally, The Dragon doesn't give a damn.
- In Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, a captive Drake attempts to escape Big Bad Lazarevic by holding one of his Mooks at gunpoint. Lazarevic then gives a short speech claiming that "great men" like Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot "prevailed" because "they had the will to do what other men would not". Lazarevic then shoots the hostage himself.
- In the Dink Smallwood mod Attack of the Mutant Veggies the king refused Dink's demand for gold to buy a better sword with the explanation that Visigoths had kidnapped the queen and if he didn't keep paying them extortionate sums, they'd bring her back.
- Final Fantasy IX contains a variation: Princess Garnet's kidnappers soon find out that she considers herself to have been rescued.
- The Caligula Effect has this happen when Mirei kidnaps Kotono's ex-boyfriend, Ryosuke. Except Mirei didn't realize the ex- part, and also didn't realize that Kotono despises Ryosuke, which almost leads to this happening.
- Red vs. Blue Season 14; Felix, Locus, and their partner Siris abduct one Gabriel Lozano, the son of notorious crime lord Ruben Lozano, intent on turning him in for a bounty. This goes awry when the bounty is abruptly cancelled just as the three are going to collect, so Felix decides to change plans for a traditional kidnapping and ransom. Unfortunately, Ruben hates Gabriel and says that the three would have done him a favor by killing him, and is more concerned about the hit to his reputation that the kidnapping caused.
- Ansem Retort:
- Played with: Contessa Belle holds Larxene hostage and tries to get a ransom from Governor Zexion. Zexion refuses, listed his demands to take Larxene off Belle's hands, and leaves. Cut to a week later, and Belle's giving in.
- Taken Up to Eleven later, when Axel confronts Xemnas, he asks how he plans to stop him and save his hostage Sora. Axel says he's fine going one for two and kills Sora himself.
- Played with in the very Not Safe for Work Oglaf after Ivan the apprentice is kidnapped. Mistress doesn't care ("I can get a new one for free"). However, Ivan's continued pleas for aid (via a decidedly NSFW method) succeed in annoying Mistress enough that she finally pays the ransom. Crosses over with Hoist by His Own Petard because the method Ivan used to annoy Mistress even from captivity was something imposed on Ivan by Mistress.
- In Bruno the Bandit this resulted in a custody battle during a kidnapping-in-progress.
- In Exterminatus Now Lothar takes Eastwood hostage in order to rescue Kyle. Virus points out that this Eastwood is useless as a hostage since no-one in the Inquisition cares if he lives or dies.
- In Joe Loves Crappy Movies, Joe, knowing any hypothetical kid of his will probably be just as much of an asshole as he is, says that if kidnappers or the devil kidnapped his kid, they can have them. Considering Switchblade Motorcross Dunn made the devil cry, he probably had a point.
- An early strip of Never Never has the faeries kidnap Arthur and leave a note saying, roughly, "dear sir, we have kidnapped your son Arthur. We will return him if you pay us a hundred cupcakes. Love, the faeries of Arcadia." Arthur's dad, who doesn't believe in faeries and thinks this is just Arthur being weird, contemplates this for a moment and then writes a return letter: "dear faeries, you may keep him. Love, Arthur's dad."
- Police Talesnote by Nikolay Fyodorov, story 55. Bandits kidnapped a detective's shrewish wife to force him to stop his investigation. He was very happy, doubled his efforts and soon arrested them all. The wife got killed when police stormed their hideout. The officer got a reputation of uncompromising enemy of The Mafiya and several promotions, but "just in case hasn't re-married yet". Of course, it's a cautionary tale. Of note is the discrepancy that a house is stormed by riot police (possible, but unlikely).
- In the Kim Possible episode "O Boyz", the Seniors kidnap a boy band (and, accidentally, Ron), hoping to extort their manager into giving Junior a singing career of his own. The band has lost its popularity lately and the singers have a lot of fussy demands contractual obligated to them, so the manager is happy to be rid of them. Kim rescues them anyway.
- In the Halloween episode of Invader Zim, when Zim is captured in the nightmare world and the monsters try to extort Dib into surrendering his head to them, Dib tells them they can keep him and throws a can at the monster's head.
- The Venture Bros. In the episode Escape From the House of Mummies Part 2, An unnamed bad guy threatens to kill Hank and Dean unless Dr. Venture gives him the hand of Osiris. Dr. Venture's refusal is amusingly obscene.
Executioner: Give me the hand of Osiris!
Dr. Venture: Give me head.
Executioner: ...You didn't just say that.
Dr. Venture: I absolutely did. What are you going to do about it?
Executioner: Well, I'm about to kill your sons.
Dr. Venture: Join the club!
- Subverted in an episode of American Dad!: Francine fakes a kidnapping of Roger in order to prove that Stan really does care about him. Stan's response is complete and total nonchalance, to the point where he actually negotiates the ransom money down to a handful of pocket change...but still doesn't pay. After a few days, he tells Francine that he knew it was fake all alongnote . The plan ultimately backfires because Roger's bratty behavior during the fake kidnapping makes Francine hate him too.
- In one episode of Batman Beyond, the Royal Flush Gang kidnapped Paxton Powers and demanded a ransom from Bruce Wayne; Wayne refused to pay it, telling them that it was against his company policy to negotiate with kidnappers and terrorists (claiming that Paxton was the one who had written that policy). Of course, Bruce wasn't so cruel, even though he despised Paxton; this was, naturally, a Batman Gambit aimed at exposing Paxton's criminal activities once and for all by forcing him to bargain further with his abductors, and it worked like a charm. (That Trope isn't named after that guy for nothing.)
- One of the various Cutaway Gags on Family Guy shows that Lois was kidnapped on her prom night and when the kidnappers called to demand a ransom, Carter tells them that the family has a long standing rule about not negotiating with kidnappers. He then hangs up on them and gives a nonchalant "She'll be fine."
- In the Archer episode "El Secuestro," Pam gets kidnapped, and the show gets a lot of comedic mileage about just how little ISIS cares. First, Archer hangs up on the ransom negotiations because he thinks the kidnappers are robots and can't harm a human being. When pressed, Mallory offers five thousand dollars as ransom, a fraction of what she spent buying a table earlier in the episode. When Archer and Gilette go to rescue her, they get distracted and never get around to it. Then, when there's a Mexican Standoff and the kidnappers threaten to shoot Pam if they don't lower their weapons. No one lowers their weapons.
- In an episode of South Park that strikingly parallels Raiders of the Lost Ark, Tweek steals a bazooka and aims it at Steven Spielberg and George Lucas after they've kidnapped the other major characters (it's a long story). "All I want are my friends," Tweek explains - and then he quickly adds "Except for Cartman; you can keep him."
- Atomic Betty once had to rescue an Empress captured by Maximus, who demanded a MacGuffin as ransom. Instead of giving him what he wanted, her people told him they didn't want her.
- This is Jane's back-story in The Legends of Treasure Island: Long John Silver kidnapped her hoping to hold her for ransom but she was in her own words "such a little brat" that her parents didn't want her back. As a result Silver was stuck with her until she joined the protagonists.
- In Tripping the Rift Bobo tries to get one of the judges to vote for his daughter in a beauty contest, showing a picture of his mother tied up and in a cannon as leverage. The just simply replies that is his mother-in-law and tells him to go for it.
- In one episode of Futurama the Planet Express crew is taken hostage by Roberto the robot, but the one he threatens to kill if the police try to stop him is resident Butt-Monkey Dr. Zoidberg. The cops' reply is, "Do you have any better hostages?"
- Dr. Madcap and Greta "Green Lips" Ghoul capture Cool McCool and hold him for ransom in the episode "Will The Real Coolmobile Please Stand Up?" Cool's superior, Number One, says he's only worth five cents.
- Real Life two-for-one example: in the aftermath of the Battle of Pavia (1525), final battle of The Italian Wars, King Francis I of France was taken captive by the troops of Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, King of Aragon and Castile-Leon, Archduke of Austria and Duke of Burgundy and Duke of Milan, etc., etc. Francis's own mother told Charles's representatives that France refused to pay anything for her son's safe return. Ultimately they did, because the alternative was another French Civil War. However, Francis's government was just as broke (the wars had been cripplingly expensive) as Charles's and so Charles had to settle for a mere million Francs up-front. He also took Francis's sons hostage and extracted a series of political promises from the captive Francis... which he couldn't fulfill unless he was released. And when he was, he broke all of them despite the threat to his sons' lives. (Charles let them live and they were later released unharmed, for the record.)
- James VI of Scotland was notably lacking in grief when Mary of Scots (his mother) was imprisoned. According to one history when Elizabeth wept at her execution, it was a face-saving device to give James an excuse to not react in the customary manner and still retain his honor. On the other hand, he had no personal attachment to Mary because he hadn't seen her since he was a baby, and had no actual memories of her, he might not have forgiven her for the murder of his father, and, given that her death meant that he was next in line for the English throne, it probably wouldn't have looked good for him to declare war on England.
- A hostage negotiator was called in to handle a kidnapping in Italy in order to negotiate a reasonable ransom demand (paying what the criminals want is a bad idea, because they'll then decide they can get even more money by hanging on to the hostage) only to have the family ignore his advice and pay the full amount. This led to a second ransom demand rather than the hostage being released. He eventually found out that the criminals, on capturing the businessman, had found evidence on him that he was a paedophile, and were blackmailing the family with it. The hostage negotiator suggested that the family pretend the businessman's wife had just "discovered" this, and that she was so disgusted she never wanted to see him again, leading to a dramatic drop in the ransom price. Eventually the criminals decided it wasn't worth the trouble and released him anyway.
- Joseph Stalin's son, Yakov Josifovich Stalin, was captured by the Nazis during WWII. They proposed a prisoner exchange to Stalin: his son for Friedrich Paulus (the commander at Stalingrad). Stalin replied that he wouldn't trade a Lieutenant for a Field Marshall, and left his son to die after a couple of years in a POW camp. Stalin claimed that it was a refusal to show favouritism when there were literally tens of thousands of other Soviet soldiers held prisoner. Then again, Old Joe had treated Yakov like dog shit since the day the boy was born, and, upon hearing of Yakov's failed suicide attempt in 1940 (by shooting himself in the head), responded, "The worthless idiot can't even hit his target at point-blank range!" Draw your own conclusion.
- During the Han dynasty, General Xiang Yu fought Liu Bang for the throne. At one point, Xiang Yu captured Liu Bang's father and sent Liu Bang an ultimatum: "Surrender or I will boil your venerable sire alive!" Liu Bang replied merely: "Send me a cup of the soup." Subverted in that Liu Bang was calling Xiang Yu's bluff.
- Also from Chinese history (at least from a book), a case of the Emperor was captured by enemy forces, yet the people showed little to no regard. By acting calm and ready to elect a new Emperor, the currently kidnapped Emperor held no value whatsoever to the kidnapper, culminating with his release. Subverted in that this is what the people were aiming for in the first place.
- During the Sengoku Jidia, Matsudaira Takechiyo (later Tokugawa Ieyasu) was taken hostage by Oda Nobuhide, with his father, Matsudaira Hirotada, ordered to betray the Imigawa or lose his son. Hirotada noted how allowing his son to die rather than betray his allies would only cement their alliance. Takechiyo was held hostage for another three years before new leadership handed him back.
- The story goes that during the siege of Dunbar Castle, the English commander held the Countess of Dunbar's brother the Earl of Moray hostage and demanded her surrender. She replied that he should go ahead and let her inherit Moray. He didn't go through with it.