Video Game / Freaky Flyers

"What are you waiting for? Jump in your plane and get freaky!"

A 2003 plane based combat/racer game released by Midway Games for the Xbox, PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube. Adventure mode sets you in a wacky cartoonish world where 14 colorful characters compete in races across wild and exotic locations.

Each character has his/her own story that progresses throughout the competition, told with a combination of pre-rendered cutscenes and still images with narration.

Freaky Flyers contains examples of the following:

  • And There Was Much Rejoicing: Andre La Toilet's squirrel slaves have this reaction when Andre leaves for Hollywood with no intention of coming back to Canada.
  • Art Shift: Sometimes cutscenes are presented as still drawings, almost slideshow style (Marcel Moreso's pre-Bandito Attack cutscene).
  • Casanova Wannabe: Johnny
  • Chasing Your Tail: The final boss floats backwards around a ringed planet throwing obsticals at you. Not suprising considering the game mechanics.
  • Cute Bruiser: Cactus Rose used to be a wrestler, and takes down Baron Von Slaughter in a Curb-Stomp Battle.
    Baron: Oh... Cripes, I was trying to borrow some motor oil!
  • Double In-Law Marriage: Myrna, Margaret, and the twins, if you consider Myrna and Margaret "sisters".
  • Dramatic Unmask: Pilot X does this whenever he challenges someone to a race...even when he approaches them as himself.
  • Dude Magnet: Traci has Johnny and Sheik Abdul coming after her.
  • Full Name Ultimatum: Sven "Mitchel" 209.
  • Every Thing Is Better With Monkeys : With jetpacks too!
  • Gag Boobs: Traci Torpedos.
  • Game Levels
  • Germanic Efficiency / All Germans Are Nazis: Traci and her german narrator go into fits of shouting whenever they talk about the GLORY OF THE FATHERLAND!
  • Got Volunteered: Island Jack didn't willingly enter the race. The chief of his village had him stuffed into a plane set on auto-pilot.
  • Gross-Up Close-Up: Andre Latoilette, much to Johnny's horror.
  • Henpecked Husband: Sheik Abdul's His & Harem Corp is run by his harem, for starters. When given the choice between facing Pilot X or his harem, the Sheik goes for the space-battle. In the end, the harem cut him out of His & Harem Corp entirely.
  • Hot Librarian: Myrna Bookbottom.
  • Humongous Mecha: End Boss.
  • I Have Your Mama: Pilot X tries to rope Paulie Atchi into their race this way. Thing is...
    Paulie: You have Mama? You can keep her!
    Pliot X: WHAT?!
    Pauli: You just took my only competition for control of the syndicate. Grazi!
  • Insult Backfire
    Narrator: [She's a] GENETIC MUTANT FREAK!
    Johnny: Really?... I think that's kind of HOT!
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Sammy Wasabi is shown regularly messing with and testing his inventions on the other racers. In the end, several of them shove his own virtual reality helmet on him. He's still recovering from the mental trauma.
  • Lemony Narrator: do you enjoy long walks on the beach and quiet time with voice-over guys?
  • Mad Libs Dialogue: All of the "Spinning Paper" cutscenes that mention Danger Island have this monotone dub over said island's name, with no other explanation. Mysterious.
    • Sammy Wasabi's cutscene reveals that the race was going to pass through Japan, but there was apparently a last minute change.
  • Mad Scientist: Professor Gutentaag, naturally.
  • Master of Disguise: Pilot X reveals himself to every character for the final battle, even the one where he starts out as himself.
  • No Indoor Voice: PILOT X!!!! especially when he challenges you to a BATTLE in OUTER SPAAAAAAAAACE!
  • One Bad Mother: Paulie Atchi's Mama is such a ruthless gangster that SHE'S the one who gets arrested by the feds!
  • The Speechless / The Voiceless: The Marcel Moreso Bros were born mimes and SVEN-209 is a robot, so it's unknown if they can't or won't talk.
  • Split Personality: Myrna Bookbottom is a polite librarian, being ridiculously proper and restrained with no outlet has caused her to develop an alter ego in the persona of Margaret Basher, a rude and outright violent woman.
  • Spinning Paper: The intro and some of the cutscenes.
  • Thememobile
    • The lumberjack carved his plane out of wood.
    • The german girl flys a red barron-esq bi tri-plane.
    • The mafia don flys a plane that looks like a luxury mobster car.
    • The biker gang leader rides a bike shaped plane with ape hangers.
    • The billionaire oil sheik has a carpet with an engine on the back (somehow).
  • Wacky Racing