Funny / Freaky Flyers

The perfect disguise.

From the freaky flyers themselves or Pilot X, the game provides multiple ways to make you laugh as you fly through the sky.

• The multiple ways Pilot X disguises himself, including:
  • A teapot
  • Traci Torpedoes
  • Johnny Turbine
  • Sammy’s robot, resulting in an Accidental Kiss
  • A shark
  • A chihuahua
  • A half-eaten barbecued chipmunk
  • Baron Von Slaughter... As in he hides inside of him and then pops out
  • The hump of Shiek Abdul’s camel
  • A squirrel
  • Paulie Atchi’s mom
  • A cake
  • Himself, resulting in Guttentääg giving a confused Aside Glance.
• And then there's how some characters responds to being challenged to a battle in outer space...
  • Traci Torpedoes is relieved that instead of Johnny Turbine unsuccessfully hitting on her, it's just "an evil ace pilot from outer space". And then she drags him with her to the duel.
    Pilot X: (strained) Nice firm... grip...
    Traci: Danke! I work out.
    Pilot X: It shows!
  • Margaret Basher flips the script on Pilot X by challenging him to a battle in outer space, much to his surprise.
  • Pilot X discovers the secret to Mick's secret sauce. What is it? People. Cue a Big "NO!" by Mick that continues even as he gets dragged by Pilot X's tractor beam.
  • Pilot X attempts to invoke I Have Your Momma on Paulie to get him to duel... only for Paulie to blow him off pointing out that he just got rid of Paulie's only competition for control of the mafia. X tractor-beams him anyway.
  • Guttentääg responds to Pilot X challenging him by asking if this is going to take a long time and kvetching about getting dragged into a battle in outer space.
  • When confronted with a choice between Pilot X's outer-space battle or facing the wrath of his harem, Sheik Abdul leaps at the battle.
    Pilot X: I don't blame you one bit, buddy!
  • Sammy Wasabi kisses his robot girlfriend on the lips... not realizing she's a disguised Pilot X, proceeding to make it personal with the alien pilot.
    Pilot X: I was going to let you go free, you PERVERT! But now, you must face ME, IN A BATTLE, IN OUTER SPAAAACE! ...don't you people have mouthwash on this planet?
  • Island Jack awkwardly stands just outside of Pilot X's tractor beam until he realizes they're having the battle now, then strolls into the beam without a care.
  • The Marcels Moreso brothers' reaction to being challenged? Run the hell away.
    Pilot X: I'll take that as a YES!
    Pilot X captures the twins with his tractor beam anyway.
• Myrna Bookbottom's ending features Margaret Basher beating up the Queen of England because she poked Myrna.
  Margaret: God won't save the Queen this time, dearie!
• Look closely at the red cat sleeping on the shelf in the background during Myrna Bookbottom's intro cutscene. When Myrna mentions Margaret Basher for the first time in the game, this one cat opens up its eyes with a worried expression.
• In Paulie's adventure mode, he has a dream performing a opera... and then gets crushed by a pig two seconds in, resulting in him going into a Catapult Nightmare.
• Cactus's thievery comes to backfire on her as, apparently, Johnny Turbine's wallet is filled with gunpowder, causing it to blow up in her face.
  • Later on, she manages to rob the narrator, much to his own confusion!
  Narrator: Somebody help me, I've been robbed?...