"WILL YOU STOP?"
Robert James "Gino" Marella
: "And you know the Pearly Gates in Heaven? It's now gonna be called 'The Gorilla Position.' Goodbye, my friend."
(1937-1999) was an American amateur and professional wrestler
, announcer and executive from New York City
best known for his work for the WWWF/WWF
from the 1960s to the 1990s as Gorilla Monsoon
. He competed primarily for the then-WWF, but also for the World Wrestling Council in Puerto Rico, for the WWA promotion in Los Angeles, for Maple Leaf Wrestling
, for the National Wrestling Alliance
territories in Hawaii
and St. Louis
, and for the World Championship Wrestling promotion in Australia
(not to be confused with WCW
). He was a 2x WWWF United States Tag Team Champion
, holding the belt the first time with Killer Kowalski and the second time with "Cowboy" Bill Watts, a former IWA (Australia) World Heavyweight Champion
, a former 2x WWC (Puerto Rico) North American Heavyweight Champion
and a former 2x WWA (Los Angeles) World Tag Team Champion
. After retiring from in-ring competition, he spent many years as a broadcaster on WWF TV and PPVs, often with Jesse Ventura
or Bobby Heenan
on commentary, and worked in the office and as the President
of the WWF after Vince McMahon
had cut ties with the Tunneys, who were the main promoters in the Toronto area for decades.
Monsoon was inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame in 1994. His last public appearance was as a judge for the "Brawl for All" fight
between Butterbean and Bart Gunn at WrestleMania XV
, which Butterbean won in 35 seconds.The Other Wiki
has a good writeup on Monsoon's life and career.
"These tropes are literally hanging from the rafters here at the Garden":
- Actor Allusion: Jesse Ventura, in his role as commentator, would often criticize referee Joey Marella, who was Gorilla's son.
- Arch-Enemy: (as a heel): Bruno Sammartino; (as a face) George "The Animal" Steele, "Superstar" Billy Graham.
- Ascended Meme: He was the first one to say Bret Hart had "Excellence of Execution," which, once a "the" was added, would become one of his Red Barons.
- Badass in a Nice Suit
- Bash Brothers: (in the ring as a heel): George "The Animal" Steele"; (in the ring as a face): Bruno Sammartino (on commentary) Jesse Ventura and Bobby Heenan.
- Boke and Tsukkomi Routine: with Heenan.
- Cool Old Guy: Could be very sharp about pop culture at times.
- Cool Shades:
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: After winning a short match against Baron Mikel Scicluna in Philadelphia, PA, on June 2, 1976, Muhammad Ali, the greatest boxer of all time, who was at ringside and was preparing for what would be a disastrous "match" with Antonio Inoki, ran into the ring and attacked Monsoon. Monsoon picked up Ali, gave him an airplane spin and set him back down on the mat. Vince McMahon interviewed Monsoon, who said, "This guy doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch."
- Everything's Better with Monkeys: Gorilla and Johnny Polo (Raven) called the Shawn Michaels-Marty Jannetty cage match from the August 17, 1993 WWF Superstars taping that was later included on the 2003 Bloodbath: Wrestling's Most Incredible Cage Matches DVD. During the match, Gorilla said, "Gorilla don't like cages," and Polo remarked on how many of Monsoon's brethren live in them.
- Finishing Move: Airplane Spin, Manchurian Splash.
- Foreign Wrestling Heel: Billed from Manchuria.
- I Resemble That Remark: When Monsoon complained on commentary about cheating tactics at Survivor Series 87, Jesse Ventura accused him of doing things like that in his in-ring career, and Monsoon said, "I may resemble that remark."
- Kayfabe: Believed in maintaining it so much he even had it on his license plate.note
- Once per Episode: Yelling, exasperated, "WILL YOU STOP?" to Bobby Heenan when they would be doing commentary.
- Reasonable Authority Figure
- Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: Worked as a booker for a time and had ownership points with the WWF and with the World Wrestling Council.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Would reference complicated and/or seemingly obscure medical terminology for the purpose of describing potential injuries suffered by the wrestlers, the most well-known being "the lower occipital protuberance."
- Lampshaded by Bobby Heenan: "There's one to the cervial dervial part of the back, Monsoon"
- Shout-Out: The staging area behind the curtain is named the "Gorilla Position" in his honor.
- Born Anthony Carelli, Santino Marella's last name is a tribute to Monsoon.
- The German Death Metal band that named themselves for him.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: with Heenan. On the air the two could barely stand each other, but in real life they were very close friends.
- After Gorilla Monsoon died, Heenan, then working for WCW Nitro, would say that the Pearly Gates of Heaven would now be "The Gorilla Position" — an allusion not only in tribute of Monsoon, but also of the position wrestlers take just before they enter the main arena for a match or segment.
- Gorilla and Jesse Ventura was more of an in-character example.
- Wrestling Family: As mentioned above under Actor Allusion, his adopted son Joey was a WWE referee. He died on July 4, 1994 in a car crash while driving to Newark, NJ after a WWF Superstars taping in Ocean City, MD.
- You Keep Using That Word: Loved (mis)using the word "literally."