Gorilla Monsoon was one of the most quotable, and most frequently quoted, wrestlers of all time, and many of his regular lines have endured through time. A sampling:
- "Lower Occipital Protuberance"
- "Conspicuous by his/her absence..."
- (Regarding two opponents who visibly hate each other) "No love lost between these two"
- "second turnbuckle on the inside"
- "singing soprano in the Vienna Boys' Choir"
- "doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch."
- "Gimme a break!"
- "WILL YOU STOP?"
- "Oh, please!"note
- "What a miscarriage of justice!"
- "The crowd is going bananas!"
- "...went to the well once too often."
- Possibly an Ascended Meme per a conversation that Joey Styles & Cyrus had while they were commentating in ECW.
- (Regarding a fat heel): "This guy hasn't missed too many meals."
- "Doesn't have both oars in the water"
- "Main event in any arena in the country"
