—Charlie Croker, after Arthur blows up the panel truck they've been practicing with
For the 2003 film, see here.A 1969 film starring Michael Caine, NoŽl Coward, and, for some reason, Benny Hill. Caine is Charlie Croker, who is let out of prison and immediately gathers a gang of bank robbers together to rob a van full of gold. Involves one of the best car chases in cinema (with Mini Coopers) and one of the most famous lines in cinema, when someone uses slightly too much explosive on a van during a test and is reminded "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"A highly popular British film and often repeated on TV. Years later an episode of MacGyver, "Thief of Budapest", lifted most of the film's iconic car chase, using creative editing to transpose it from Turin to Hungary! Years after that, a Driver style driving action game based on the movie was released on the original PlayStation.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody tropes off!!
Affably Evil: Mr Bridger especially, who is polite and well mannered at all times. He is, however, such a ruthless criminal mastermind that he's got the entire prison — including the Wardens — terrified of him.
Armed Blag: The action takes place in Italy, but it's still a bunch of English crooks, robbing an armed car.
Badass Boast: Charlie tells the Mafia boss that if he kills them, Bridger will have every Italian establishment in major cities across England smashed and every Italian driven into the sea. And the scary thing is, he's probably not lying.
Blatant Lies: Charlie and the Garage Owner who maintain the illusion that Charlie's been on holiday, knowing full well that he's just gotten out of the nick.
Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Prof. Peach (Benny Hill) has some varied interests. Some benign, like picking flowers (which slows the gang down), some more aggressive (which got him put in a home). But because he's the best computer expert, these foibles are overlooked.
Can't Get Away with Nuthin' : Charlie, who gets caught "on the job" with 3 naked women, by his girlfriend. Ironically, as Charlie points out, the night before she let him sleep with several other women, including her, as his present for leaving prison.
Cliff Hanger: Literally, as their bus teeters on the edge of a cliff.
The Chick: Lorna, the only woman in Charlie's team.
Cool Car: This movie has a Lamborghini Miura, an Aston Martin DB4, two Jaguar E-types, several Alfa Romeo police cars, a Bedford VAL coach, and of course, the three Mini Cooper S's which out-drive them all (along with a minibus full of crooks disguised as England football team supporters.)
Covers Always Lie: The iconic film poster features a naked woman, money, and a gun as a means of attracting the audience (albeit they do appear later on in the film), and also implies more romance and violence than the film actually has. This would be the American poster, however. The iconic British poster features the three Mini's. Which are much sexier.
Creator Cameo: That lunatic hanging on the back of the bus when the Minis drive on board is the director, Peter Collinson.
Dead Hat Shot: The Mafia victim at the start of the film leaves behind his sunglasses and cigarette.
Diabolus Ex Machina: All that work to get away with the gold, and they're done in by the driver's recklessness on a twisty mountain road.
Driving Into A Truck: The three Mini Coopers make their getaway by driving up into the back of a converted bus.
Every Car Is a Pinto: Numerous cars get pushed over cliffs. While the wrecks are spectacular, none of them explode except for the very last one, which goes up massively and rather spontaneously.
Felony Misdemeanor: Bridger clearly approves of Charlie's plan for a heist and is impressed how he managed to break into the prison he'd just been released from, without anyone noticing! Nonetheless, he has him beaten up, because one simply does not barge into another man's private toilet!
First Name Basis: While everyone is on this with each other, only Chris refers to everyone by their full Christian names.
Gayngster: Camp Freddy and his gang, and arguably Mr. Bridger too, given Noel Coward's real life sexual preference. Mr. Bridger's 'assistant' was Coward's real life partner. Because Coward had started his descent into dementia by this point, his partner was there to help him, and provide a familiar face.
Posthumous Character: Beckerman, who had the whole job planned out before the Mafia killed him in the opening scene, and appears in video logs explaining it (intended for Mr. Bridger's benefit, but used as briefing materials for the new crew).
Product Placement: Subverted. Fiat offered "hero" cars for the chase scenes, but the producers went with (purchased) Minis instead for patriotic reasons. In fact, Croker's Gang uses exclusively British vehicles. Fiat still pops up everywhere since they're in Italy and stealing Fiat's gold.
Charlie breaks back into the same prison he's just been released from, armed only with a crowbar and grappling hook ("Hazel") and somehow manages to get inside Bridger's locked Private Bathroom, simply to tell him his plan... and then leaves, with no-one ever the wiser.
The entire Italian Job heist itself is this.
Ruthless Foreign Gangsters: The Mafia are presented this way, although technically, it is the British criminals who are muscling in on them and it's implied that the theft will destabilize the Italian economy.
Stalker Shrine: Mr. Bridger is a very loyal subject of Queen Elizabeth II.
Steal the Surroundings: A minor example (though similar to the 2003 film). Rather than attempt to steal the gold in the street surrounded by guards, the first part of the raid has the crew tow the van carrying the gold inside a building.
The Professor gets pinched by the Polizia for harassing a "BIG Woman!" on a tram, then disappears from the rest of the film and we never find out what happened to him. No doubt however, it was probably hilarious.
The Mafia gangsters are last seen trying to find out how Charlie's gang planned to get out of the traffic jam. They're left as Karma Houdinis.