Film / The Italian Job (1969)
Get your skates on, mate

Jump in the jam jar, gotta get straight
Hurry up mate, don't want to be late
How's your father?
Gotta get a bloomin' move on
Da da da-da-da, da-da-da-da

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Charlie Croker, after Arthur blows up the panel truck they've been practicing with

For the 2003 film, see here.

A 1969 film starring Michael Caine, NoŽl Coward, and, for some reason, Benny Hill. Caine is Charlie Croker, who is let out of prison and immediately gathers a gang of bank robbers together to rob a van full of gold. Involves one of the best car chases in cinema (with Mini Coopers) and one of the most famous lines in cinema, when someone uses slightly too much explosive on a van during a test and is reminded "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

A highly popular British film and often repeated on TV. Years later an episode of MacGyver, "Thief of Budapest", lifted most of the film's iconic car chase, using creative editing to transpose it from Turin to Hungary! Years after that, a Driver style driving action game based on the movie was released on the original PlayStation.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody tropes off!!

  • Affably Evil: Mr Bridger especially, who is polite and well mannered at all times. He is, however, such a ruthless criminal mastermind that he's got the entire prison — including the Wardens — terrified of him.
  • Artistic License Ė Physics: Not immediately clear what pushes the bus back up after the gold keeps sliding to the back.
  • Armed Blag: The action takes place in Italy, but it's still a bunch of English crooks, robbing an armed car.
  • Badass Boast: Charlie tells the Mafia boss that if he kills them, Bridger will have every Italian establishment in major cities across England smashed and every Italian driven into the sea. And the scary thing is, he's probably not lying.
  • Badass Driver: A number of characters.
  • Black and Grey Morality: The Affably Evil Brits and the Faux Affably Evil Mafia.
  • Blatant Lies: Charlie and the Garage Owner who maintain the illusion that Charlie's been on holiday, knowing full well that he's just gotten out of the nick.
  • Bolivian Army Ending: The film ends with the thieves stuck in a bus balancing precariously over a cliff. Despite the famous "really good idea," their ultimate fate is left unresolved. The ending was supposed to be a Sequel Hook for a sequel that was never made: the gold goes over the cliff, the French Mafia pick it up, and Charlie's crew spend the rest of the film getting it back. Having been released only a year after the end of the Hays Code, which forbade criminal characters from profiting from their crimes, the ending is also a product of its time.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Prof. Peach (Benny Hill) has some varied interests. Some benign, like picking flowers (which slows the gang down), some more aggressive (which got him put in a home). But because he's the best computer expert, these foibles are overlooked.
  • Butt-Monkey: Arthur.
    Arthur: But Charlie, me in the back with my asthma?!
    *Cue Death Glare from Charlie and everyone falls silent*
  • The Cameo: Henry McGee from The Benny Hill Show as Charlie's tailor.
  • The Caper
  • Can't Get Away with Nuthin': Charlie, who gets caught "on the job" with 3 naked women, by his girlfriend. Ironically, as Charlie points out, the night before she let him sleep with several other women, including her, as his present for leaving prison.
  • The Chick: Lorna, the only woman in Charlie's team.
  • Chubby Chaser: Professor Peach is very very interested in big women. In fact, he agrees to do the job after one guy says Italian women are huge.
  • Cliffhanger: Literally, as their bus teeters on the edge of a cliff.
  • Computer Equals Tapedrive: All the traffic lights in Turin were controlled by computer. The heroes caused a massive traffic jam by sneaking into the computer center and hanging a magtape that made the whole system go haywire. Presumably the control software read the tape automatically, as no other interaction was needed. It shouldn't have worked anyway - when the tape is shown being read, it's actually twisted over the heads, and should therefore be unreadable
  • Cool Car: This movie has a Lamborghini Miura, an Aston Martin DB4, two Jaguar E-types, several Alfa Romeo police cars, a Bedford VAL coach, and of course, the three Mini Cooper S's which out-drive them all (along with a minibus full of crooks disguised as England football team supporters.)
  • Covers Always Lie: The iconic film poster features a naked woman, money, and a gun as a means of attracting the audience (albeit they do appear later on in the film), and also implies more romance and violence than the film actually has. This would be the American poster, however. The iconic British poster features the three Mini's. Which are much sexier.
  • Creator Cameo: That lunatic hanging on the back of the bus when the Minis drive on board is the director, Peter Collinson.
  • The Crime Job
  • Dead Hat Shot: The Mafia victim at the start of the film leaves behind his sunglasses and cigarette.
  • Diabolus ex Machina: All that work to get away with the gold, and they're done in by the driver's recklessness on a twisty mountain road.
  • Driving into a Truck: The three Mini Coopers make their getaway by driving up into the back of a converted bus.
  • Every Car Is a Pinto: Averted for the most part. Numerous cars get pushed over cliffs. While the wrecks are spectacular, none of them explode except for the very last one, which goes up massively and rather spontaneously.
  • Evil Versus Evil: The "good guys" are English criminals and the "villains" are the Italian Mafia.
  • Felony Misdemeanor: Bridger clearly approves of Charlie's plan for a heist and is impressed how he managed to break into the prison he'd just been released from, without anyone noticing! Nonetheless, he has him beaten up, because one simply does not barge into another man's private toilet!
  • First-Name Basis: While everyone is on this with each other, only Chris refers to everyone by their full Christian names.
  • Gayngster: Camp Freddy and his gang, and arguably Mr. Bridger too, given Noel Coward's real life sexual preference. Mr. Bridger's 'assistant' was Coward's real life partner. Because Coward had started his descent into dementia by this point, his partner was there to help him, and provide a familiar face.
  • Gone Horribly Right: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
  • Great White Hunter: Croker pretends to be this when trying to explain his long absence to the garage manager looking after his Aston.
    Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
    Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
  • Hack the Traffic Lights: A pre-Internet example; the computer tape reel that controls Turin's traffic system is swapped out for an altered one.
  • Have a Gay Old Time: "Camp Freddy, everybody in the world is bent!" "Bent" in this case means "crooked," not "gay." Didn't help that the line was delivered by NoŽl Coward.
  • Hollywood Density: Three Mini Coopers that are packed full with gold bars, but it doesn't affect their manoeuvrability or speed as they zip around Italy. Charlie does question whether the Minis will be able to take the weight of the gold, suggesting that the writers were aware of the problem.
  • Honour Before Reason: Why Bridger has Charlie beaten up for breaking into his toilet.
  • I Call It "Vera": Charlie refers to his grappling hook as "Hazel".
  • "I Know What We Can Do" Cut: Sadly, we never do get to find out what the brilliant idea was...
  • Irony: The film runs on it.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Charlie. He may play around and frequently upset his girlfriend, but he clearly cares enough about her not to have her get hurt if they get pinched doing the job.
  • Just Got Out of Jail: Charlie is first spotted being released from prison and is promptly given the plan for the titular job.
  • Leitmotif: Bridger has "Rule Britannia" on harpsichord.
  • Literal Cliff Hanger: "Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea! Err..." The Royal Society of Chemistry ran a competition to solve the conundrum. This was the result.
  • Luxury Prison Suite: Done for comedy. Mr. Bridger, criminal kingpin, lives the life of a proper gentleman within his prison cell. It seems to be merely formality that he's there at all.
  • The Mafia: Or "the Maffya" as Mr. Bridger pronounces it.
  • Might as Well Not Be in Prison at All: Mr. Bridger, to the point that his reaction when Charlie breaks in to talk to him is to complain huffily to the governor about the lapse in security.
  • Mood Whiplash: The impossibly stylish intro where you're cruising around the beautiful Alps in your Lamborghini Miura, set to the dulcet tones of Matt Monro. You drive into a tunnel... KABOOM. Cue the remains of you and your car being pushed by bulldozer into a river.
  • Multi-Track Drifting: During the chase, the cars can be seen driving over the roof of the local Fiat factory.
  • Never Bareheaded: Arthur.
  • No Ending: See Sequel Hook below. The film ends with Charlie and his gang teetering on the edge of a cliff.
  • No Kill Like Overkill: The van in question.
  • Offscreen Inertia: Are still they hanging over the cliff in that bus? Plans for an unfilmed sequel state that it would have started with them easing their way out of the bus, only to have the gold stolen from them and chase after it, but again, unfilmed sequel.
  • One Last Job: The heist turns out to be more about proving a point than the money.
  • Posthumous Character: Beckerman, who had the whole job planned out before the Mafia killed him in the opening scene, and appears in video logs explaining it (intended for Mr. Bridger's benefit, but used as briefing materials for the new crew).
  • Product Placement: Subverted. Fiat offered "hero" cars for the chase scenes, but the producers went with (purchased) Minis instead for patriotic reasons. In fact, Croker's Gang uses exclusively British vehicles. Fiat still pops up everywhere since they're in Italy and stealing Fiat's gold.
  • Refuge in Audacity:
    • Charlie breaks back into the same prison he's just been released from, armed only with a crowbar and grappling hook ("Hazel") and somehow manages to get inside Bridger's locked Private Bathroom, simply to tell him his plan... and then leaves, with no-one ever the wiser.
    • The entire Italian Job heist itself is this.
  • Rule of Cool: Minis that would normally collapse with that much gold? Jumping across gaps in said cars? Driving on the roof of a building and then off again? Blowing the bloody doors off!
  • Ruthless Foreign Gangsters: The Mafia are presented this way, although technically, it is the British criminals who are muscling in on them and it's implied that the theft will destabilize the Italian economy.
  • Quintessential British Gentleman: Mr Bridger, in spite of being a criminal. Played by Noel Coward, no less.
  • Sequel Hook: This is what the famous No Ending was intended to be. The sequel never got made.
  • Shame If Something Happened: "This your car? Pretty car." *crunch*
  • Sharp Dressed Man : Charlie in spades.
  • Snicket Warning Label
  • Stalker Shrine: Mr. Bridger is a very loyal subject of Queen Elizabeth II.
  • Steal the Surroundings: A minor example (though similar to the 2003 film). Rather than attempt to steal the gold in the street surrounded by guards, the first part of the raid has the crew tow the van carrying the gold inside a building.
  • Stuff Blowing Up: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" As well as the van, the film heavily features three minis among its vehicles. The gang dispose of them by letting them fall off cliffs, whereupon the third mini blows up before hitting the ground.
  • Television Geography: the car chase makes no sense geographically, it's just designed to show off Turin.
  • Thanatos Gambit: Roger Beckermann is killed off by the mafia to stop him from stealing the fiat gold but he has his widow take all his plans to Croker a fellow thief to complete it despite his passing leading to the events of the film.
  • A Threesome Is Hot: Once Charlie is let out of prison, he finds an entire roomful of women waiting for him, and that's only meant to warm him up for Lorna. Who gets annoyed when she later catches him with three more girls.
  • Token Minority: Big William, the coach driver.
  • Upper-Class Twit: The three "chinless wonders" are initially presented like this.
  • Video Will: Beckermann leaves behind a film in which he carefully explains to Charlie the nature of his plan.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?:
    • The Professor gets pinched by the Polizia for harassing a "BIG Woman!" on a tram, then disappears from the rest of the film and we never find out what happened to him. No doubt however, it was probably hilarious.
    • The Mafia gangsters are last seen trying to find out how Charlie's gang planned to get out of the traffic jam. They're left as Karma Houdinis.
  • Wicked Cultured:
    Chris: T-t-terribly sorry, Charles.
  • Yes-Man: Bill. Taking a drink everytime he says "Yes, Charlie", is not recommended.