Quotes / Is This Thing Still On?

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog! She can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

Robotnik: IIIIIIIII HAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE THAAAAAAAAAAAT HEEEEEEEEEDGEHOOOOOOGGGG!!! I hate him! I hate him! How am I supposed to turn Mobians into slaves if he keeps ruining all my plans?
Sonic: Too bad, blubber-belly! You just told that to ALL of Mobius!
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, "Sonic Gets Thrashed"

Mr. Random: Look at them. Enjoying their triumph. "Ooh, we're so happy! We saved Klimpaloon! Let's all sing!" Well, enjoy it now, because I will get my hands on Klimpaloon! I'll unravel his secret, even if I have to rip him apart, stitch by stitch and then, the moronic people of the world will beat a path to my door, and beg for my cheap Klimpaloon knockoff line, 'cause consumers are just like lemmings, brainless little animals that I can manipulate right off the fiscal cliff like the puppet master that I am! ...Was that thing on?
Audience: Yes, yes it was.
Mr. Random: My career's over, isn't it?
Audience: Yes, yes it is.
Phineas and Ferb, "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum"

Kryten: Weíve found something, sir.
Lister: What is it?
Kryten: I think itís one of the crew. A malformed triple-headed skeleton with putrefied flesh hanging from it. It fell through Rimmer as we opened the lift door.
Lister: Is he alright?
Kryten: I think heís just discovered what shirt-tails are for.
Rimmer: Alright Kryten, you donít have to make me sound like a completely cowardly gimboy git. Iím fine now.
Kryten: So should I cancel the order to find your mother?
Rimmer: Is that thing still on?

Gwen: What I'm trying to tell you is, you ARE still on with him.
Jason: I gave you the "kill" gesture!
Gwen: No! You gave me the "we're dead" signal! I was agreeing with you!
Sarras: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander!