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"This town means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their collective IQ, and multiplied it by 1000, you might just have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first!"
— TV station owner R. J. Fletcher, not knowing that he's, of course, being recorded, in UHF
It's a Just Between You And Me moment: the villain, secure in his superior planning or intellect, is monologuing in exquisite detail how his evil plan is going to profit him by screwing over all the people who trust or depend on him — completely and blissfully unaware that the hero has arranged a Hidden Wire, PA microphone or other relay of the villain's words, which are heard with perfect clarity by a figure of authority and/or the villain's dupes. They, of course, realize just how they've been deceived and turn on him. Alternatively, the hero may be concealing a tape recorder, and will replay the villain's words in front of authorities just when when it seems as if he'll get away with it all. Turns out that the hero has Recorded The Whole Thing.
Variation of Right Behind Me, but done intentionally, and usually with more people listening. Also similar to Bluffing The Murderer, but it relies on overconfidence rather than panic on the part of the villain.
Usually the Straw Hypocrite's and Villain With Good Publicity's moment of demise.
Compare Did I Just Say That Out Loud, Is This Thing Still On.
Examples:
Anime
- Full Metal Alchemist: In the second episode where Edward and Alphonse are battling the fake priest, Edward is trapped but has a huge microphone hidden as the priest explains how he is manipulating the populace and so on.
- Done in the last episode of Gunsmith Cats when Haints finds Radinov in his office and launches into a rant about her failures, only to discover that she's really Kate with a wig and a microphone.
- In Code Geass R2, Lelouch pulls a massive Xanatos Roulette just to get one of these, all in order to secure China as an ally in the fight against The Empire.
- He himself also fell for one setup by his Brother, which led to his expulsions by the rest of the Black Knights. Though Schneizel's was a bit more selective with the recorded dialogue from said meeting, as it omitted Suzaku noting that Lelouch wasn't being truthful. But then Schneizel always loved taking liberties with the truth.
- This happens twice in Martian Successor Nadesico, transmitting some things Nergal would rather have remained hidden to the entire ship. The second time, in fact, Mr. Prospector seems to have some sort of "reveal bad guys' secret" button (designed to look like Ruri's face for some reason) on his shirt that he casually brushes as their captor gets rolling.
- Infinite Ryvius: Captain Airs Blue at one point considers betraying and abandoning the crew of the Ryvius, unaware that a treacherous subordinate has turned on the ship's intercom. Needless to say, he isn't Captain for much longer.
- A non-villainous (sorta-kinda) happened in Get Backers. Makubex finally explains that stealing the implosion lens wasn't just a plot to ransom the gods of Mugenjou and return things to how they before Ginji left; it was all prophesied in the Archive, and he was just doing his best to play his part and see if he could find a way to break the gods' control. He even revealed that his public persona as the "demon king" was largely a product of his virtual reality systems. Ren runs in after he finishes talking, reveals that she used his computer to broadcast it all over Lower Town, and that they're all waiting outside, cheering wildly and yelling things like "Long live Makubex!"
- One Piece had one during the Enies Lobby arc where Spandam, after foolishly activating the Buster Call, is gloating to Nico Robin about his future plans and how all the Marines under him are sheep. The kicker to this is that HE was the who left the radio on for all to hear and weakly tries to cover it up by trying to imitate Robin when he finally notices this. No one fooled of course.
- Sket Dance plays this completely straight when a teacher caught framing a pupil for his own misdeeds confesses all with the immortal lines: 'No matter what you say, nobody will believe you!' Unfortunately for him, he was being broadcasted over the school intercom system at that very moment, and the Sket-dan had fiddled with their classroom's speaker so that he wouldn't notice it.
- In Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds, during his fight with Yusei, Divine reveals that he was the one who murdered Misty's brother (Misty was under the impression that Aki had, and had become a Dark Signer to seek revenge - acquiring the use of Jibakushin Ccarayhua).He discovers too late that Yusei's Duel Disk had a microphone in it, which he had activated beforehand, continues to brag about it in front of Misty even after Yusei tells him that Misty heard the conversation, and becomes Ccarayhua's dinner.
- Peach Girl evil mastermind Sae is tricked by Kairi into expounding on her patented Wounded Gazelle Gambit routine, and how she has repeatedly made Momo look like a monster before the class. Unknown to her Touji is right around the corner, and hearing her bragging finally wakes him up, and he in turn makes damn sure the class knows who and what Sae really is. The worst part was, they kind of already did, but admitted falling for an act they themselves had been victimized by before—and sadly, would again before all was done.
- In Ouran High School Host Club, the school's newspaper editor tries to engineer the downfall of the Host Club, only to have his plans thwarted by a recording machine disguised as a first aid kit which Kyouya placed into the newspaper room.
- Twentieth Century Boys: An incredible inversion. For the entire series, Friend's Villain With Good Publicity status was his greatest advantage over the heroes. And just before the endgame, he throws it away willingly, casually telling the entire world the atrocities he's done on live television. At that point, he's so crazy and his plan so close to fruition that it doesn't really matter anymore.
- Largely how Near manages to expose Light as Kira in Death Note, sans the tech equipment but Light's god complex ego is more then enough.
Comic Books
- Watchmen has probably the only example of someone who is confessing not being caught in this trap.
- The post-Zero Hour incarnation of the Legion of Super-Heroes spent an entire arc building up to one of these, complete with the Legion's leader becoming Not Himself to ingratiate himself to the target, several Legionnaires faking their deaths, and one of the presumed-dead Legionnaires then impersonating a third party to take credit for the villain's schemes in order to prompt the Just Between You And Me moment, which was of course broadcast on live TV - all without cluing the reader in until The Reveal. Xanatos Gambit? Xanatos Gambit.
- For a while, recently, in DC Comics, Lex Luthor was President of the US (really!), for a long time, through cataclysm after cataclysm, a few of which he genuinely tried to protect the country (and the Earth) from. When his hatred of Superman got the better of him, he tried, through a heavily convoluted and highly illegal scheme, to frame Superman for attempting to destroy the Earth by drawing an asteroid to Earth (really, it makes very little sense, even when you take into account that the asteroid was a piece of the destroyed Krypton). It almost worked, until he ranted to Superman that he truly thought he was guilty, repeatedly admitting to playing the public like a flute and that he intended to teleport off planet (using Illegal Alien Technology from Darkseid) before the asteroid hit, leaving everyone else to die (given that his actions in no way helped to stop the asteroid itself, just blame someone for it). Luckily, he didn't know Batman was taping the whole thing (in addition to, as Bruce Wayne, buying up all his assets so that he couldn't start over, as long as that lasted).
- Lex may be completely crazy, but he's not completely wrong The asteroid IS headed for Earth because of Superman; it contains his cousin, Supergirl. Supergirl's escape ship was following Superman's journey, but unfortunatly came with a giant chuck of the plant Krypton attacted. Luthor's crime here wasn't framing Superman, but leading a manhunt for the hero instead of simply asking for his help in destroying it.
- Lex gets this a lot. In an Elseworld story, he gives the villain speech in front of Supergirl while Batgirl was broadcasting it live on network TV, destroying his reputation.
- Mysterio starts out as a Villain With Good Publicity, but is foiled when he confesses everything to Spider-Man, who is holding a tape recorder.
- The first arc of Scott McCloud's Zot! ends with the titular hero interrupting the Evil Chancellor as he gives a live planet-wide broadcast about how their world's Holy War against Earth is going. The villain makes sure to turn off all the cameras before admitting to Zot that, yes, he killed the king, the queen, and his rivals, and engineered the war as a way of consolidating power—but then Zot reveals the tiny robot that's been following him around, which has video cameras for eyes and a built-in broadcast antenna. Guess what the robot's been doing?
- Spider Jerusalem uses this against the President in Transmetropolitan. He purposely gets seen using a real gun (something that's out of character for him) earlier in the day, so that the increasingly unstable President will make very sure he's not armed, instead of making a cursory check guns and then checking for bugs.
- This
Marvel Adventures comic has Captain America doing this to Loki over a live broadcast. It's really just admitting to jealousy, but this does result in Loki leaving in a huff.
- Subverted in Y The Last Man, when ex-cop turned brothel owner You confronts Epiphany, a Canadian pop star who's using her influence among teenage Japanese girls to recreate the Yakuza, and broadcasts her comment ("Those retarded Japanese fangirls worship me like a god!") to the guards outside. When informed of this Epiphany simply retorts: "Oh please! Those groupies already know I couldn't give two shits about them!"
- There was one Donald Duck comic, where Donald, Scrooge, Huey-Dewey-Louie are teleported to a steampunk world, where Beagle Boys got the Money Bin, and sent alternate Scrooge to work in coal mine. He then takes his revenge by tricking them to confess how they did it, which was in fact broadcasted on a giant sheet.
- The 'Crazy Eights' storyline in the Marvel Comics "Wonder Man" book. Eight newly superpowered friends of Wonder Man manage to record L.A's top security firm as really being a bunch of murderous thugs for hire. A violent chase ensues all over town, ending with a Hail Mary pass to a reporter acquantice. Ironically, the reporter's view of costumed people tussling with the security firm just increases her curiosity to view the tape.
Film
Literature
- In Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident Briar Cugeon gloats about his plan to kill Opal Kobi as Foaly records the conversation on Artemis' computer
- The Sherlock Holmes story The Dying Detective, in which a concealed Watson overhears the gloating of a villain who thinks he's given Holmes a fatal disease.
- During Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy in the Star Wars Expanded Universe, Princess Leia gets to do this
to Smug Snake Borsk Fey'lya - the ship they were in went to arrest Han, Luke, and Rogue Squadron, and when an Imperial Star Destroyer showed up and the Rogues started flying cover, Fey'lya's ship and escorts started to abandon them and flee, nominally to get back and warn the Republic. Leia goaded him into admitting that the only use soldiers could have to a politician was political power, and his political enemies were his enemies in truth - the people on his ship and flying as his escort were his most ardent supporters, fleeing and letting his 'enemies' die could only benefit him. His supporters promptly mutiny and turn back to save the others.
- Naturally he does recover all power and prestige for other books, because he's not generally a villain per se - he's an Obstructive Bureaucrat who happens to be on the Alliance's side. While he takes advantage of, say, a suspicious new lump of money in his rival Admiral Ackbar's account, which seems to point back to the Empire, he doesn't arrange to put it there himself, so they can't just kick him out.
- In The Sea of Monsters, the second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Percy tricks Luke into confessing his crime of poisoning Thalia's tree to the entirety of Camp Half-Blood through an Iris-message, also proving Chiron's innocence.
- At the end of Ender's Shadow, Bean not only gets Achilles to confess his murders into tape recorders in front of witnesses, but manages to capture him as well.
- In "Gone Too Far", a Transformers text story, our heroes manage to use this to their advantage. It's unwise to admit you framed someone for murder when they're a communications 'bot who records everything they hear.
- At the end of the Alina Adams mystery Death Drop, the heroine engineers a situation for the murderer to make a confession to a certain acquaintance of his with a reality TV show in a storeroom full of cameras; he didn't check to make sure none of them were on. Thanks to a waiver he'd signed earlier, it was not only an on-camera confession, but a court admissible one.
- Averted in Seven Days in May — even with insurmountable evidence laid out before him, the antagonist never makes any explicit admission of guilt.
Live Action TV
Video Games
Western Animation
- There is an episode of Doug where Rodger accidentally engineered one of these himself. While he's sitting with his feet on the principal's desk, he's blabbing about stealing a trophy and shoving it in Doug's locker, thereby framing Doug for the crime. However, his feet are also on an intercom switch, resulting in Rodger being heard all over the school. Next thing you know, Rodger's being punished.
- Teamo Supremo: The team exposes a pop singer's anti-individuality stance as being created by her producer at her concert, by showing the concert-goers the producer saying so to the singer.
- In the Futurama episode "A Head in the Polls", Richard Nixon rants about his plans for Earth after he is elected — in front of Bender, a robot with a tape recorder in his head. Nixon still won the election.
- Spoofed in the same episode in that Bender is more interested in blackmailing him with the 'I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place' than 'I'll sell our children's organs for drug money'.
- An episode of The Fairly OddParents has Timmy proving to the authorities that assign fairy godparents that Vicky (who had taken Cosmo and Wanda from him) was happy (and thus no longer needed the two) with a tape recorder.
- A MANIPULATED tape recorder, at that. One side is her talking, the other is a faked voice. When she protests the fake voice, he reveals he recorded her protest. Probably counts as Karmic Death, as Vicky used the same trick earlier.
- Another episode has Vicky and Timmy trying to frame each other over the use of a special microphone. Timmy had been using it to manipulat the town's parents into spending more time with their kids. When pissed-off FCC agents show up, Timmy simply raises the microphone to Vicky while she rants, causing the agents to believe she ran the illegal radio station. Jail time!
- In a variation, an episode of Superman The Animated Series had Lois tricking a crooked cop to confess to framing a man on death row for his murder... with Superman right outside, using his super-hearing to get every detail.
- An episode of The Galaxy Trio had the self-proclaimed emperor Lotar being taken down this way.
- In the Batman The Animated Series episode, "Almost Got Him," Batman finally reveals himself to the supervillains he has been listening to in a bar as Croc in disguise. They aim their weapons and note he's never getting out of the bar alive. However, seemingly every other patron and staff of the bar produces a weapon; they were actually all cops in disguise, including Commissioner Gordon and Det. Harvey Bullock, and were waiting for Batman to give the signal to arrest them once Joker blabbed about where he was keep Catwoman hostage.
- In Mona the Vampire, the blond, villainous girl goes over the heroes with a metal detector (finding two tape recorders) before telling them all about the evil plan. Unfortunately for her, she forgot to check the cat.
- An episode of Justice League began with a triumphant Kryptonite-wielding Lex Luthor standing over the fallen Superman. Lex confesses to smuggling weapons and selling them to terrorists. Turns out it wasn't really Superman, but J'onn J'onzz in disguise, and Batman and Green Lantern have been listening the whole time. Whoops.
- In the thirteenth season premiere of South Park, Kyle turns on the microphone backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert, causing a live world-broadcast of the confession of a long-term plan to exploit the purported myopia of devout christians by secretly selling sex to girls under the guise of good, clean, family-friendly entertainment. And just for that extra South Park kick, the person he engineers this confession from is Mickey Mouse.
- Didn't quite work, as Mickey was so powerfully homicidal that the world just knuckled under to him, waiting until his rage was spent and he went back to sleep.
- Spoofed in Drawn Together. Spanky Ham and Captain Hero were abusing a superhero-versus-villain gambling book, with Spanky Ham betting thousands of dollars for the monster and Captain Hero deliberately failing very miserably, when Captain Hero was overcome by greed and decided to do it himself. Spanky Ham then retaliates by recording Captain Hero confessing his actions... with an incredibly obvious recorder hanging from his neck and asking the most revealing questions he could think of.
- BuzzLightyear does this to Guzelian, who revealed that he tricked everyone into making peace with each other so that he could attack them both.
- Done in Fillmore to the corrupt cheif commissioner in "South of Friendship, North of Honor."
Real Life
- Roger Clemens tried to do this by secretly taping a phone conversation between former trainer Brian Mcnamee so that he would admit that Clemens did not take HGH; all it proved was that Mcnamee was either telling the truth, or not a complete idiot.
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