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"As the countdown to a brand-new channel ends, a brand-new Countdown begins."
Richard Whiteley's first words on the Countdown debut, alluding to the show's precursor Calendar Countdown (which aired as a brief regional series in 1981).

The thinking man's game show, and the face of Channel 4 in Britain, having been the first programme aired on the channel in 1982 and running ever since. Two contestants face off in a series of Letters and Numbers Games, each hoping to score more points than the other. Every round is timed to 30 seconds, with a big clock ticking down behind the contestants. It was a companion to Fifteen To One until that show's demise. It was paired with Deal or No Deal for a whole decade, but following that show's demise, Countdown's companion is now a revived Fifteen to One.

Countdown is based on a French game much more straightforwardly titled The Numbers and Letters (Des chiffres et des lettres).

The rounds are as follows, with the first two repeated several times:
  • Letters Game: Each player chooses nine random letters by saying whether a consonant or vowel is requested. In the current rules, at least three vowels and four consonants must be chosen. During the time, the players must make the longest word they can using those nine letters. Longest word (that's actually in the dictionary) wins the points.
  • Numbers Game: The player requests anywhere from zero to four large numbers (25, 50, 75, or 100) at random. The remaining numbers (up to six) are small numbers with two of every number from 1-10. The computer chooses a random three-digit number that the contestants must achieve using the basic principles of math (addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division). The player closer to the number wins the points, provided their method is without flaw.
  • Conundrum: Used to end each show. A nine-letter word is scrambled, and the first player to buzz-in and get it right gets 10 points. In the event that the Conundrum will determine the winner, it is known as a "Crucial Countdown Conundrum". A second Conundrum is occasionally played as a tie-break.

No relation to the 1968 Robert Altman film, the Australian music show, the American news show Countdown with Keith Olbermann, or the weekly comic series that was later re-titled Countdown to Final Crisis.

Game Show Tropes in use:

  • Bonus Round: Occasionally seen on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. So far, bonus rounds have included a pub quiz, penalty shoot out, and drawing a life model.
  • Bonus Space: A variant. Any valid nine-letter word awards double the points, for 18 points.
  • Home Game: Several, including a DVD version.
  • Personnel:
    • Game Show Host: Richard Whiteley is the most well-known note . He was replaced after his passing by Des Lynam, then Des O'Connor. Jeff Stelling began hosting the show upon the departure of O'Connor. Stelling left the show in 2012, and was replaced with Nick Hewer (yes, that Nick Hewer).
    • Lovely Assistant: Primarily Carol Vorderman and Rachel Riley, but the earlier seasons had more of them before Carol took over. note 
    • Studio Audience
    • Dictionary Corner, made up of a lexicographer (usually Susie Dentnote ) and a guest who changes each week.
  • Think Music: About as iconic in the UK as the Final Jeopardy! music is in America, to the point that people who never even watch the show will start humming it as a hint that you need to hurry up and make a decision). Have a listen.

This show provides examples of:

  • And Your Reward Is Clothes: Or, as befits the game, books: the grand prize is a dictionary. Not just any dictionary, though, but the full 23-volume leather-bound complete Oxford English Dictionary. It's so huge, it actually causes problems for some winners because it takes up so much space.
    • The winner of series 31, David Acton, refused to accept the leather-bound dictionary because of his strict veganism. He recieved the dictionary on CD instead, giving the significant difference in value to charity.
  • Artificial Stupidity: The computer which generates the Numbers Game puzzles has a habit of throwing out ludicrously easy puzzles from time to time, usually by using just two of the six numbers selected. Here's an example. Note that sometimes contestants try to be clever by using all the numbers when only two or three are needed; 9 times out of 10 this backfires and hands the round to the other contestant, who just picks the obvious solution.
  • Bad Ass Normal: James Martin, if only for this Numbers game.
  • Corpsing: Richard Whiteley loses it while telling a joke once; amazing how he can even make a bad joke funny.
  • Crossover: Being as iconic as it is, the game has appeared in other shows as part of some kind of task notably to embarrass Ant and Dec on Saturday Night Takeaway, and as a shopping budget task on Big Brother.
    • A more straightforward crossover happened with 8 Out of 10 Cats as part of Channel 4's "mash-up" night in 2012. The format proved so popular that it has developed into a series in its own right.
  • Didn't Think This Through: The kitten incident in one 8 Out of 10 Cats crossover episode, lampshaded when they point out that Jimmy didn't think it through.
  • Early Installment Weirdness: the basic format hasn't changed that much since the show started on Channel 4, but there have been some peripheral changes which make watching anniversary repeats a bit strange. For example the existence of several female assistants instead of one (who essentially acts as co-presenter now), the extending of the show from half an hour to three quarters, no Susie Dent as resident lexicographer with her own "origins of words" featurette, no "Teatime Teaser" book-ending the commercial breaks, and (in the first episode) the fact that things did seem a lot more awkward.
    • Before Channel 4 there was also an earlier incarnation, Calendar Countdown which was shown only on Yorkshire Television as an offshoot of regional news programme Calendar. If the pilot (kicking around YouTube somewhere) is anything to go by, the format was a lot different, with rounds not making it into the more famous Channel 4 incarnation and the clock ran for 45 seconds.
  • Fun with Acronyms: CECIL is the Countdown Electronic Computer In Leeds. (Unfortunately, it is now somewhat of a Non-Indicative Name, given how the program has sinced moved from what used to be YTV, to the ex-Granada studio block in Manchester, and most recently to the new MediaCityUK complex across the river in Salford.)
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: If the word is in the dictionary, it can be used.
    • Perhaps the most famous occasion: A pair of wankers. The word has been used by other contestants since.
    • True up to a point - if a really offensive word comes up, they'll redo it. (The "pair of wankers" clip was an out-take, for instance).
    • Or some of peoples' looks. The panelists during this exchange...
    Richard Whiteley: "And what's yours, Kate?"
    Kate Ogilvie: "Erection."
    Richard: "Erection.... Don't do this to me please, Kate. I don't want to be on any more late-night blooper shows!"
  • Golden Snitch: Invoked in one of the 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown editions, where the team of Bob Mortimer and Lee Mack (trailing 54-0) seemingly arbitrarily persuade host Jimmy Carr (with some help from Joe Wilkinson) to make the final conundrum worth 100 points. They still manage to lose the conundrum anyway. Similarly, just because Jon Richardson wanted to finish a show with the most points of any Countdown player ever, Jimmy made the conundrum of one episode worth over 800 points (the difference between his lifetime total and that of the all-time leader).
  • Hotter and Sexier: The 8 Out of 10 Cats version naturally features much more ribald humour and uncensored profanity.
  • Luck-Based Mission: Even with the Scrabble-like distribution of letters, forming long words can be tricky. Likewise, not all Numbers Game combinations are possible.
  • Meaningful Name: Two people named Des have hosted the show, and there are two 'Des' in the title of the original French show, Des Chiffres et Des Lettres.
  • Pungeon Master: Richard Whiteley.
  • Serious Business: If the two players are within 10 points of each other for the final Conundrum, it becomes a Crucial Countdown Conundrum, and the lights dim to emphasize.
  • Ship Tease: Considering how much Richard and Carol seemed to get along on-air, this isn't surprising. To a lesser extent, Des O' and Carol.
  • Significant Anagram: The longer the word, the more points it is worth. Conundrum anagrams are worth 10. On the rare occasion that the 9 letters randomly drawn in a Letters Game can be rearranged to form a 9-letter word, the points are doubled, so it is worth a whopping 18 points to the contestant who spots it..
  • Take That!: When Preston North End got relegated from the Championship, a producer who was a Blackpool fan assembled the Conundrum "PNECRISIS".
  • Timed Mission: All rounds last 30 seconds.