Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's—
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 BALLS! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: WANG! Pay attention!A humorous device used when a character is talking to another, but suddenly sees something which causes him or her to have a sudden and loud change of subject. However, astonishingly, what the distracted character actually shouts could well be what they had been about to say, due to double meanings of words or just plain old coincidence. A variant of this is when the conversation after the change of subject is not what the speaker had been about to say, or the interrupter is another person, but the two parts still make perfect sense as a sentence when pieced together. Compare Two Scenes, One Dialogue. See also Last-Second Word Swap, where this is (usually) deliberately invoked by the speaker to avoid saying something for whatever reason.
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- A commercial in New Zealand some years back featured someone constantly switching TV channels, and all of the dialogue we actually hear on each channel logically joined up with the dialogue in the next. For instance, on one channel we hear "an old hag!" (it was a soap opera or sitcom), the channel changes, and the very next thing we hear is "with six legs and a thorax" (a nature documentary on insects). It just continued like this.
- A visual and unintentional example due to unfortunate sign placement, where an anti-smoking ad on a bus inadvertently encourages children to quit school.
- Movie marquees can be prone to this when the advertisers don't pay attention to what two or three movie titles may read as when put together. For example, "Erin Brockovich Screwed My Dog Skip"!
- There used to be a commercial selling some CDs of songs from the 1980s where the snippit of "Goody Two Shoes" by Adam and the Ants cut off after the line "What do you do?" and was directly followed by the chorus of "Come On, Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
- An eBay advertisement once involved satisfied customers explaining what they used eBay for, edited together in this manner.
"You can buy or sell almost anything on eBay. We sell tartan -""- drawers. They're cheaper on eBay, so we had enough money left over -""- for a brand new car! Found it on eBay! Of course, now my wife thinks I'll be attracting -""- girls, show them your new mp3 players! I found them on eBay which I was looking for a birthday present for -""- this rubber chicken came from eBay, and Benji loves it!"
- Due to the panel layout in comic books, the variant is very easy to pull off. For example, a British comic had each panel a different channel, as per the Advertising example above, leading to exchanges such as:
Superhero: I will save them! With my nerves of steel, muscles of iron-Chef: -and a knob of butter-Policeman: -it looks like we got here just in time for a-Superhero: -Jimmy down the liftshaft?
- MAD did an 'ultimate rhyming advertisement' by overlapping real advertising slogans:
Treat your cat to... Miller Lite...
Chlorox bleach... gets dentures bright...
Turtle Wax... stops jock itch fast...
Tootsie Rolls... are built to last...
Cutty Sark... protects your car...
Levis... give you lower tar...
Banish grey with... roll on Ban...
Keds... now in a six ounce can...
Chevy's got... a lighter smoke...
Cleaner people bathe with... Coke...
Schlitz... for those who watch their weight...
And Ex-Lax... makes the going great
- Advertisement placement can sometimes do this as well. A memorable one is in Peter David's Captain Mar-Vell run, when Entropy first appears. He appears off-panel, speaking to Captain Marvel, when the reader turns the page, it's a full page advertisement for Stuart Little.
- This sketch-like Sailor Moon fic, in which the setting is the time guardian Sailor Pluto deciding to take peeks at her friends' lives on Earth in a TV channel-surfing style.
- In the parody Giggles Bags the Borg, one of the gallant WW1 airmen is suffering the runs (thanks to the castor oil lubricant used in the aircraft engine) while searching for a notorious German air ace.
"Well now's not the time to take a SHIT!" yelled Belsworth, as a blue Fokker D.VII swooped out of the sun like a deadly hawk.
Film — Animated
- In The Princess and the Frog, Naveen has just landed in a swamp, and he is explaining to Tiana about why he is penniless although a prince.
Naveen: My family cut me off for being a (sees leech attached to his elbow) LEECH!
Naveen: I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait—why are those logs moving?
- Also, a few moments later:
- The Simpsons Movie: "What kind of father wouldn't care about... A PIG WEARING A HAT!"
Flanders: Now, boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for his bountiful - PENIS?!?!Rod and Tod: Bountiful penis. Amen.
- Not long before this scene, Flanders attempts to say grace and is distracted by a naked Bart.
- Monsters, Inc..: Mike is wooing Celia over dinner, telling her: "Just the other day, someone asked me who is the most beautiful girl in all of Monstropolis, and I said...(Mike notices Sulley peeking through the window) Sulley?" Celia is understandably not too pleased.
Celia: Michael, what's going on?
- Then a bit later as Boo's presence is exposed.
Mike: Celia, please try to understand. I have to...(Boo escapes from the bag) DO SOMETHING!!!!
Mike: Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away! What am I going to tell—!? (sees Celia right next to him) Schmoopsie-Poo.
- And earlier when Mike starts to panic when he realizes that he forgot to hand in his paperwork to Roz.
- The Iron Giant: Hogarth's prayer includes several examples of this, but he keeps finding ways to fit his sudden shouts into his prayer.
- Sitting at the dinner table, he looks over his mom's shoulder and sees the giant's hand in the kitchen. "Oh my God! Uh- Oh, my God, we thank you for this food. And- STOP! ...the devil... from doing bad things?" Then Hogarth sees the giant's arm crawling through the kitchen over his mom's shoulder and he yells, "GET OUT OF HERE- ... Satan..."
- In Balto: Wolf Quest, Balto is reluctant to give his and Jenna's puppies up for adoption. He discusses his feelings with her while said puppies and Boris the snow goose are playing in the background.
Jenna: Each one of our children have their own lives to live. It's our job to love them, and then...Boris (being chewed on by the puppies): LET GO!!!
- From Shrek:
Fiona: When one lives alone, one has to know these things in case there's... there's an arrow in your butt!Shrek: What? (looks to see that indeed, there is an arrow sticking out of his backside) Oh, will you look at that.
Shrek: Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where's the—Donkey: DRAGON!!!
- And a bit earlier
- Shrek2 has this absolute beauty:
- Queen Lillian: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look-[cut to Shrek and Fiona]Shrek: Happy, now? We came, we saw them. Heh-heh, now lets go before they light the torches!Fiona: Shrek, they're my parents!Shrek: Hello, they locked you in a tower.Fiona: Hey, that was for my own-[cut to the King and Queen]King Harold: Good! Now's here's our chance! Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home!Queen Lillian: Harold! We have to be-[cut to Shrek and Fiona]Shrek: Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!Fiona: Shh, Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be-[cut to the King and Queen]King Harold: - a disaster! There is no way-[cut to Shrek and Fiona]Fiona: You can do this!Shrek: But I really-![cut to the King and Queen]King Harold: [sceptically] Really?Queen Lillian: [firmly] Really.Fiona: Don't-King Harold: - want-Shrek: - to-Queen Lillian: Be-Shrek: - here!
- In Shrek the Third, one happens at the mascot contest when Shrek barges in.
Skinner: You know what I think, Linguini? I think you are a sneaking, overreaching, little...(gasps as he spots Rémy) RAT!!!
- In the first Futurama movie:
Al Gore: Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as— (Bender appears) Robot!
- A visual example in Despicable Me when Gru's adopted daughters sneak their drawing of him sitting on the toilet in with his plan of stealing the moon which he was presenting to the manager of the Bank Of Evil (Formerly Lehman Brothers).
- ParaNorman has one during the argument between Norman and Courtney in the car:
Courtney: Oh, I understand. I understand that this is all getting completely out-of— *zombie punches in through the roof* HAND!
- In Chicken Run, when Ginger falls down a chute in the pie-making machine:
Rocky: I'll be down before you can say... (looks up) ...mixed vegetables?! (gets knocked down the chute by a rain of veggies)
- In Shark Tale: one of the jellies finally gets the Whale Wash slogan correct just as he spots Don Lino chasing Oscar headed straight towards them.
Ernie: Whale Wash! You get a Whale of a wash and the price—OH MY GOSH!
Bernie: Alright! You got it right!
Film — Live Action
- A variant involving inflection in the 1970 film Airport. A local family settles down to dinner and the father is saying grace when a plane goes over the house, making an enormous racket...
Father: For this food, for our many blessings, and for Your bounteous goodness, we give thanks to Thee in the name of... (airplane noises and table rattling) Jesus Christ!
- Blazing Saddles: The preacher is commencing his sermon when a bundle of dynamite is thrown through the window:
"We will now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and... Duck!!"
"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new..... [sees Bart] nigger."
- Garfield 2. Lord Dargis has got rid of Prince (the cat), when Garfield, who looks exactly like Prince, settled in castle. This moment is priceless. Lord Dargis walks with his investor (charming young woman).
Lord Dargis: (I am taken) myself by you. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... (sees Garfield) cat?
- In The Muppet Movie, Piggy asks Kermit to whisper sweet nothings in her ear:
Kermit: Um... motorcycle cop.Piggy: "Motorcycle cop" is a sweet nothing?Kermit: A motorcycle cop is chasing us!
- In Pitch Perfect this occurs with the Riff Off and is in fact the point in that the various groups have to continuously interrupt each other by matching lyrics. The main segment features "Songs About Sex" and amusingly features Jessie cutting off Stacie's "I'll Make Love to You" with "Feels Like the First Time" opening with the lyrics "And I guess that's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me." Becca picks up with an awesome rendition of "No Diggity" though actually fails this trope and therefore loses as she goes from "It" to "It's."
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:
Scott: I don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- [sees Envy] shit!
- Shaun of the Dead has another TV-channel version. While Shaun is channel-surfing, the news reports on the zombies combine with various others to describe zombie attacks: "BODIES ON THE STREETS" *click* "with increasing reports of" *click* "people who are literally being" *click* "eaten alive." etc.
Liz: It’d just be nice if we could—
- Plus an example similar to the Mad Magazine entry above, as well as Ed interrupting a quasi-lover's quarrel with appropriate annoyed grunts.
Ed: [playing game in background.] Fuck!
Liz: —spend a bit of time together—
Liz: —just you and me.
Ed: Cock it!
- In Shirley Valentine, Shirley walks on tavern owner Costas trying to seduce a tourist with the same lines he used on Shirley earlier.
Costas: You afraid that I will make fuck to you. But I only ask you to come on boat. Different thing. Boat is boat. Fuck is... [sees Shirley] ...fuck.
- Spaceballs: The Minister is interrupted during the wedding...twice:
Minister: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland...going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!"
Minister: "We are here to join these two together in holy—MOLY!!"
- And the end of the movie, the wedding is interrupted by Lone Star buzzing the chapel.
- Happens in Mr. Magoo while the title character is trying to cook a chicken via TV instructions, but thanks to a channel change winds up following an aerobics instructor instead.
- Happens twice in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me as a running gag, when referring to Dr. Evil's rocket that looks like a giant—
- —Dick! Hey, Dick! did you know that they did it in Goldmember, too? Y'know, about the satellite that looked like a pair of giant—
- —Ta-tas for now! The Osbournes appear to lampshade, stating the filmmakers already did this before with a rocket that looks like some guy's —
- —Johnson! Move on to the next example!
- Terminator Genisys. While Kyle Reese trying to get his head around Time Travel Tense Trouble after being told John Connor is his son. "That's the man our son was...is...will be...Jesus!" On top of the confusion of time travel being funny, John Connor is an analog of Jesus Christ, prophesied savior of humankind.
- The prosecutor in What's Up, Doc?: "And I can prove that he is in unauthorized possession of secret government..." [opens the mistakenly swapped briefcase] ... "underwear."
- In The Inspector General Danny Kaye's character sings a "gypsy drinking song" which includes an unintended flaming sword dance. At the end of the dance the sword comes in contact with his hair, which starts smoldering as he continues the song.
And so we drink
To everyone we admire.
To the girl who sets your heart aglow and sets your heart on...FIRE!
- Anne of Green Gables uses the "not what they had been about to say" version when Matthew first drives Anne to Green Gables. She is pretty much talking non-stop, and gets to: "...and Mrs. Spencer says...(sees an incredibly beautiful spread of apple trees in bloom) Oh, Mr. Cuthbert! Oh, Mr. Cuthbert! Oh, Mr. Cuthbert!" The narrator even lampshades the trope by pointing out: "This is not what Mrs. Spencer had said."
- Dave Barry had an article that consisted of nothing but this. It's written in first person as Dave is scanning the radio looking for a good song, and as the stations switch between Insane Proprietor ads, strange Bible readings, and even stranger political ads, the transitions are almost seamless.
- To Kill a Mockingbird has this with the gossip at a ladies' missionary circle meeting: "Yes sir, Mrs. Perkins, that J. Grimes Everett is a martyred saint, he... needed to get married so they ran... to the beauty parlor every Saturday afternoon... soon as the sun goes down. He goes to bed with the... chickens, a crate full of sick chickens, Fred says that’s what started it all. Fred says...”
Live Action TV
- Venezuelan Sketch Show Cheverisimo had a lot of sketches in that vein. The most famous of those was one where a pair talked about third person and their naïveté (or about some naive act they committed themselves), and when they were to say "because I/you/he/she/them are such a..." they were always interrupted by a bag salesman crying "Bolsa!". (In Venezuela, "bolsa", besides his "bag" meaning, is also an euphemism for "idiot" or "naively dumb").
- A similar sketch has people discussing someone's hotness and what they intended to do with that person, when they were interrupted by a machete-bearing country salesman crying "¡Machete!", who was covering his groin. ("Darle machete" is a somewhat rude way of saying Intercourse with You).
- Often inverted hilariously on the "Whose Line" sketch of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, a game where performers have to perform a skit and, at various times, pull out some lines previously written by the audience and use them as if they were what they had been about to say. Much of the humour in this game involves totally storyline-inappropriate lines being pulled out, and the performers trying to segue them in with the rest of the performance. For example, Ryan Stiles had to say he was dressed as a French Maid during Davy Crockett's last stand at the Alamo due to one of the pre-written lines.
- Every so often, the line given will actually fit the scene, which in some ways is just as funny as when the line is massively out of place.
- This entire A Bit of Fry and Laurie sketch.
- One episode of Monk, "Mr. Monk and the Miracle", features this in a scene where Monk and Natalie find Randy at the police station. It works because Randy has his back to them when the scene begins:
Natalie Teeger: Maybe the Captain saw something... [Randy turns around, revealing that he has grown a mustache] ...unusual. What is that?Lt. Randall Disher: What?Natalie Teeger: On your face! On your lip!Adrian Monk: It looks a little bit like a mustache.Lt. Randall Disher: Well, I'm in charge. It comes with the job. [Monk and Natalie continue to stare at him, dumbstruck] Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.Natalie Teeger: You're making me a little uncomfortable!
[Monk and Natalie are following Marilyn's movements]Adrian Monk: God, I can't wait to see his face!Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk... [sees Monk pull out a very old camera] ...what is that? Is that your camera? Where did you get that?Adrian Monk: It's a birthday gift.Natalie Teeger: From who? Thomas Edison?
- This is also the case in one scene in "Mr. Monk and the Bully", in season 7:
- In the second Season 5 episode of 'The Big Bang Theory'', Amy Farrah Fowler is playing the harp and singing "The Girl From Ipanema" when Sheldon pays her a visit.
Amy: When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes..."Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Amy? (Knock, knock, knock) Amy? (Knock, knock, knock) Amy?
Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock)...Penny: WHO DO WE LOVE?Sheldon: ...Penny?
- Another episode in Season 5 has Penny invoking this trope when Sheldon knocks on her door in his usual manner:
Sheldon: Based on living next to you for four years, it's loud, noisy, and involves unnecessary appeals to a deity.Penny (exasperated): Oh, God.Sheldon: Yes, exactly!
- Sheldon explains to Penny why he doesn't like the idea of having sex:
- The Mastermind sketch by The Two Ronnies where the contestant answers the question before last.
Magnus: What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?Charlie: One's a trade union leader and the other's a member of the cabinet.Magnus: Complete the following quotation: "To be, or not to be..."Charlie: They're both the same.Magnus: What is Bernard Manning famous for?Charlie: That is the question.Magnus: Who is the present Archbishop of Canterbury?Charlie: He is a fat man who tells blue jokes.Magnus: What do people kneel on in church?Charlie: The Right Reverend Robert Runcie.
- Frasier: "No one's going to sell me on anything. Those exercises only help people who lack self-awareness. I, for one, am...[winces in pain] God Almighty!" (Niles responds with "Well, no wonder you're stressed; you've got a whole universe to run!")
- An episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air had Geoffrey get a new girlfriend. As they're talking, he leans in, and says...
Geoffrey: "Let's talk about-"Will, appearing from around the corner with a walk-man in hand and singing aloud: "-Sex, bay-bee! Let's talk about you an' me! Let's talk about all the good things and the bad thi- Oh, hey G!"
- In Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Jenny: And the first thing we're gonna do today is... (Buffy suddenly shows up) Buffy!Xander: Huh? Did I fall asleep already?
- Charles in Charge: In the first episode, Mrs. Pembroke is hurrying to her job while Mr. Pembroke is trying to give Charles some advice on bringing a date over to the house:
Mr. Pembroke: The last thing you want to hear is...
Mrs. Pembroke: Honey, I'm late.
- Diff'rent Strokes: Mr. Drummond is trying to get rid of an unwelcome guest.
Drummond: I'll have you thrown out on your—Guest interrupts: But—Drummond: Exactly!
- In Cheers, a local tour guide has been passing the bar off as a historic place so that he can warm up and drink during walking tours. Meanwhile, the bathroom is out of order and Carla is trying to fix it because they can't get ahold of a plumber.
Tour Guide: This is where Paul Revere said—Carla: Line up, the can's fixed!
- Studio C's "Channel Surfing" is one long run of this trope involving a soap opera, a cooking show, a press conference, and a workout show.
- Noises Off: At one point, a character quietly moving about backstage inadvertently shouts, "OH MY GOD!"... precisely on cue.
- "Sounds While Selling" from the musical She Loves Me has chatter about cosmetics humorously mangled by interruptions.
First Customer: I would like an eyebrow—
Second Customer: Under my—
Third Customer: Chin—
First Customer: There's an idea—
Kodaly: Madam, I am filled with—
Georg: Very soft—
- This is the basic idea behind a very old boy scout skit, called the radio skit. (Not clever with the names). It involves a scout pretending to fiddle with the radio dial, and it devolves into a standard comedy sketch. Can be found many places online, each with their own twist.
- Subverted in this Smosh episode.
Interviewer: Why don't you tell me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?Ian: Well, I really, really love...BALLS!
- The aforementioned Mr. Magoo example was mocked by The Nostalgia Critic in his review of the movie.
Cooking Show Host: Next, I want you to—*channel changes*Porn Star: —Put your big long cock inside me.Critic!Magoo: Well, okay, if it insists! *humps the chicken; a "BA-CAW!" sound is heard*
- In Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, after Sir Penwood's Heroic Sacrifice, Sir Integra tries to say a few words, only for their car to hit a passing Ghoul.
Integra: ...Walter...Walter: ...Yes, Sir Integra?Integra: Sir Penwood was a—(car hits the Ghoul)—SON OF A BITCH!
- Done in College Humor's video "Stop Saying "It Ruined My Childhood"".
Sarah: Why are they destroying...Old Man: The whole village. Burnt to the ground. ... After all these years I'm still haunted by the image of...Sarah: Fucking Smurfs 3.
- Dragonball Z Abridged has a moment where Piccolo is commenting on Vegeta's pink shirt.
Piccolo: Yeah, it's the kind of shirt that really screams— (senses Freeza approaching and gasps) HE'S COMING!
- In The Simpsons episode "The Scorpion's Tale", Lisa is wandering through the desert reading a book about the dangerous wildlife, ending with (paraphrased)
Lisa: But perhaps most dangerous of all is the [falls into a pit of] SCORPIONS!
Bart: Dad, the mailman's here.Homer: That's a good one. Let's use that.Bart: No, I mean the mailman's here.
- In "Blood Feud", Homer tries to keep Mr. Burns from reading a nasty letter he wrote by watering the inside of the street mailbox with a hose in hopes the letter's ink will run. He asks Bart to give him a signal for when the mailman arrives.
Milhouse: (Singing) Adults / They're always telling us to-
- From "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken";
Grampa: Shut your yaps!
Jasper: Eh…we're all fed up with you whippersnaps.
Old people of Springfield: We're tryin' to get some sleep here / It's almost six-fifteen / What's the matter with
Adults of Springfield: Don't you treat us like
Kids of Springfield: Can't you just lay off of us
Old People: Sick of all of you
- In an episode of Family Guy, a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the stock market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "...so be sure to buy lots of [blow to the head] Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "Waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming "Waffur!".
Brian: I'm telling you, this book is full of—Hey, bologna!
- In "Excellence in Broadcasting", Brian becomes a Republican after reading one of Rush Limbaugh's books, and a Brick Joke of Limbaugh placing some bologna in his book for him to find results in half of this trope and half Take That.
- Happened in Daria:
Teacher: And then George Washington said (Jane walks in) young lady you're tardy.Britney: Gee, he wasn't very focused, was he?
- Extremely common in Archer by way of scene transitions.
- One episode of Aladdin: The Series had a visiting prince trying to woo an uninterested Jasmine.
Prince: Your hair is so soft. Soft like a *rat jumps out at him* RAT!Jasmine: *turning around* Soft like a rat?
- The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Mandy's parents enjoy the time they have together without their daughter scaring the living daylights out of them. Unfortunately, she's just coming home from Billy's house.
Mandy's Dad: I love you.Mandy's Mom: And I love- (sees Mandy outside from the window) MANDY!
- From the end of the House of Mouse episode "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation", when Mickey and Minnie come back from the vacation to see the club burned to cinders.
Minnie: And to think we almost missed it worrying about the... (gasp) THE CLUB!
- The Roger Rabbit short Trail Mix-Up has this while Roger is preparing some chocolate mousse ("I didn't know they were in season.")
Roger: There's Vitamin A, and Vitamin C, and...Hey! Where's the Vitamin...?(Roger sees Baby Herman going near an overhead beehive)Roger: BEEEEEEEEE!!!
- American Dad!: After Stan evicts everyone in the neighborhood (including his family) when they criticize him, he is content with being completely alone until his life is in danger.
Stan: Ah, this is how life should be. No one to criticize me, no one to disagree, no one to—(starts choking on food) HELP ME!
- Batman: The Animated Series: from the episode "Joker's Favor", The Joker has been harassing some guy who cut him off on the freeway two years prior. Finally, the guy gets fed up and threatens to blow them both up with a bomb, thus ruining the Joker's dream of being killed by Batman:
The Joker: Look Charlie, you had a busy day. All this running around, all this excitement with... BATMAAAAAAAN!
- Popeye: At the beginning of "Happy Birthdaze" a succession of sailors are reading letters from home.
First Sailor: To save gas, Sis is ridin' around on her-
Second Sailor: ...delicious chocolate pudding made with-
Third Sailor: ...four bags of cement and-
Popeye: ...just enough sugar to bake a cake for your birthday party. Don't forget to come. Love, Olive.
- The Ren & Stimpy Show: In "Stimpy's Fan Club", Ren is writing an insulting letter, in Stimpy's name, to a fan who is a bed-wetter. As he writes it, Stimpy comes in to check up on him and his shocked by what he's writing.
Ren: Dear Johnny...You make me sick! You probably wet the bed on purpose! I have written letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you! Your friend...Stimpy: REN!
- From the Christmas Episode of Goof Troop.
Goofy: Christmas isn't in a tree or in a light bulb. It's in...a bear!Max: A bear?Goofy: No! A BEAR!!!
- Occurs in the Mike, Lu & Og episode "A Learning Experience" when Old Queeks is given his turn to be the teacher and snaps at Lu for not sitting still.
Queeks: When I was in school, I learned the most important lesson, and that lesson is- SIT STILL!
- Invoked in ''Animaniacs by Dot during her "cute song":
Dot: "I'm cute!"Yakko and Wakko: "So what?!"Dot: "I'm never in vain!"Yakko: "She's becoming a pain in the..."Dot: "But, I'm also real nice..."