->'''Bird-Watching Woman:''' Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
-->''[cut to a boot camp]''
->'''Army Sergeant:''' PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
-->''[cut to a baseball game]''
->'''Umpire:''' 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
-->''[cut to a Chinese school]''
->'''Teacher:''' Wang! Pay attention!
-->-- [[OverlyLongGag Succession of people]] being distracted by Dr. Evil's rocket in ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

A humorous device used when a character is talking to another, but suddenly sees something which causes him or her to have a sudden and loud change of subject. However, astonishingly, what the distracted character actually shouts ''could well be what they had been about to say'', due to double meanings of words or just plain old coincidence.

A variant of this is when the conversation after the change of subject is ''not'' what the speaker had been about to say, or the interrupter is another person, but the two parts still make perfect sense as a sentence when pieced together.

Compare TwoScenesOneDialogue. See also LastSecondWordSwap, where this is (usually) deliberately invoked by the speaker to avoid saying something for whatever reason.


* A commercial in New Zealand some years back featured someone constantly switching TV channels, and all of the dialogue we actually hear on each channel logically joined up with the dialogue in the next. For instance, on one channel we hear "an old hag!" (it was a soap opera or sitcom), the channel changes, and the very next thing we hear is "with six legs and a thorax" (a nature documentary on insects). It just continued like this.
* A visual and unintentional example due to unfortunate sign placement, where [[http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/6539946/Quit-school-ad-blooper-on-bus an anti-smoking ad on a bus inadvertently encourages children to quit school]].
* [[http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/15-awkward-movie-marquees Movie marquees can be prone to this]] when the advertisers don't pay attention to what two or three movie titles may read as when put together. For example, "Erin Brockovich Screwed My Dog Skip"!
** Sometimes, {{Knocked Up}} seems to exist [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt primarily]] to cause these [[AccidentalInnuendo moments...]] For example, Franchise/{{Transformers}} Knocked Up Franchise/HarryPotter.
* There used to be a commercial selling some [=CDs=] of songs from the 1980s where the snippit of "Goody Two Shoes" by Adam and the Ants cut off after the line "What do you do?" and was directly followed by the chorus of "Come On, Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
* An [=eBay=] advertisement once involved satisfied customers explaining what they used [=eBay=] for, edited together in this manner.
-->"You can buy or sell almost anything on [=eBay=]. We sell tartan -"
-->"- drawers. They're cheaper on [=eBay=], so we had enough money left over -"
-->"- for a brand new car! Found it on [=eBay=]! Of course, now my wife thinks I'll be attracting -"
-->"- girls, show them your new mp3 players! I found them on [=eBay=] which I was looking for a birthday present for -"
-->"- ''this rubber chicken'' came from [=eBay=], and Benji loves it!"


* Due to the panel layout in comic books, the variant is very easy to pull off. For example, a British comic had each panel a different channel, as per the Advertising example above, leading to exchanges such as:
-->'''Superhero''': I will save them! With my nerves of steel, muscles of iron-
-->'''Chef''': -and a knob of butter-
-->'''Policeman''': -it looks like we got here just in time for a-
-->'''Superhero''': -Jimmy down the liftshaft?
* ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'' did an 'ultimate rhyming advertisement' by overlapping real advertising slogans:
-->Treat your cat to... Miller Lite...\\
Chlorox bleach... gets dentures bright...\\
Turtle Wax... stops jock itch fast...\\
Tootsie Rolls... are built to last...\\
Cutty Sark... protects your car...\\
Levis... give you lower tar...\\
Banish grey with... roll on Ban...\\
Keds... now in a six ounce can...\\
Chevy's got... a lighter smoke...\\
Cleaner people bathe with... Coke...\\
Schlitz... for those who watch their weight...\\
And Ex-Lax... makes the going great
* Advertisement placement can sometimes do this as well. A memorable one is in Peter David's ''ComicBook/CaptainMarVell'' run, when Entropy first appears. He appears off-panel, speaking to Captain Marvel, when the reader turns the page, it's a full page advertisement for Stuart Little.


[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/951844/1/Chain_Reaction This]] sketch-like ''Anime/SailorMoon'' fic, in which the setting is the time guardian Sailor Pluto deciding to take peeks at her friends' lives on Earth in a TV channel-surfing style.
* In the parody ''Giggles Bags the Borg'', one of the gallant WW1 airmen is suffering the runs (thanks to the castor oil lubricant used in the aircraft engine) while searching for a notorious German air ace.
-->"Well now's not the time to take a SHIT!" yelled Belsworth, as a blue Fokker D.VII swooped out of the sun like a deadly hawk.

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
* In ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', Naveen has just landed in a swamp, and he is explaining to Tiana about why he is penniless although a prince.
-->'''Naveen:''' My family cut me off for being a ''(sees leech attached to his elbow)'' [[InstantLeechJustFallInWater LEECH]]!
** Also, a few moments later:
-->'''Naveen:''' I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait--why are those logs moving?
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie'': "What kind of father wouldn't care about... A PIG WEARING A HAT!"
** Not long before this scene, Flanders attempts to say grace and is distracted by a naked Bart.
--> '''Flanders:''' Now, boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for his bountiful - ''PENIS?!?!''
--> '''Rod and Tod:''' Bountiful penis. Amen.
* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc.'': Mike is wooing Celia over dinner, telling her: "Just the other day, someone asked me who is the most beautiful girl in all of Monstropolis, and I said...(Mike notices Sullivan peeking through the window) Sully?" Celia is understandably not too pleased.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant'': Hogarth's prayer includes several examples of this, but he keeps finding ways to fit his sudden shouts into his prayer.
** Sitting at the dinner table, he looks over his mom's shoulder and sees the giant's hand in the kitchen. "Oh my God! Uh- Oh, my God, we thank you for this food. And- STOP! ...the devil... from doing bad things?" Then Hogarth sees the giant's arm crawling through the kitchen over his mom's shoulder and he yells, "GET OUT OF HERE- ... Satan..."
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Balto}}: Wolf Quest'', Balto is reluctant to give his and Jenna's puppies up for adoption. He discusses his feelings with her while said puppies and Boris the snow goose are playing in the background.
-->'''Jenna''': Each one of our children [[LetHerGrowUpDear have their own lives to live]]. It's our job to love them, and then...
-->'''Boris''' (being chewed on by the puppies): LET GO!!!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
-->'''Fiona''': When one lives alone, one has to know these things in case there's... there's an arrow in your butt!
-->'''Shrek:''' What? ''[[AnnoyingArrows (looks to see that indeed, there is an arrow sticking out of his backside)]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh, will you look at that.]]
** And a bit earlier
-->'''Shrek:''' Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where's the--
-->'''Donkey:''' '''''DRAGON!!!'''''
** In the third movie, one happens at the mascot contest when Shrek barges in.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'':
-->'''Skinner''': You know what I think, Linguini? I think you are a sneaking, overreaching, little...(gasps as he spots Rémy) '''''RAT!!!'''''
* In the first ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' movie:
-->'''AlGore:''' Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as-- ''(Bender appears)'' Robot!
* A visual example in ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe'' when Gru's adopted daughters sneak their drawing of him sitting on the toilet in with his [[EvilPlan plan of stealing the moon]] which he was presenting to the manager of the Bank Of Evil ([[HistoricalInJoke Formerly Lehman Brothers]]).
* ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman'' has one during the argument between Norman and Courtney in the car:
-->'''Courtney:''' Oh, I understand. I understand that this is all getting completely out-of-- ''*zombie punches in through the roof*'' HAND!
* In ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun'', when Ginger falls down a chute in the pie-making machine:
-->'''Rocky:''' I'll be down before you can say... (''looks up'') ...mixed vegetables?! (''gets knocked down the chute by a rain of veggies'')
* In ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'': one of the jellies finally gets the Whale Wash slogan correct just as he spots Don Lino chasing Oscar headed straight towards them.
-->'''Ernie''': Whale Wash! You get a Whale of a wash and the price--OH MY GOSH!\\
'''Bernie''': Alright! You got it right!

[[folder:Film -- Live Action]]
* A variant involving inflection in the 1970 film ''Film/{{Airport}}''. A local family settles down to dinner and the father is saying grace when a plane goes over the house, making an enormous racket...
-->'''Father:''' For this food, for our many blessings, and for Your bounteous goodness, we give thanks to Thee in the name of... (''airplane noises and table rattling'') '''''Jesus Christ'''''!
* ''Film/BlazingSaddles'': The preacher is commencing his sermon when a bundle of dynamite is thrown through the window:
-->"We will now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and... {{Duck}}!"
** Also:
-->"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... ''[sees Bart]'' nigger."
* ''Film/{{Garfield}} 2''. Lord Dargis has got rid of Prince (the cat), when Garfield, who [[IdenticalStranger looks exactly like Prince]], settled in castle. This moment is priceless. Lord Dargis walks with his investor (charming young woman).
-->'''Lord Dargis''': (I am taken) myself by you. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... (sees Garfield) cat?
* In ''Film/TheMuppetMovie'', Piggy asks Kermit to whisper sweet nothings in her ear:
-->'''Kermit:''' Um... motorcycle cop.
-->'''Piggy:''' "Motorcycle cop" is a sweet nothing?
-->'''Kermit:''' A motorcycle cop is chasing us!
* In Film/PitchPerfect this occurs with the [[AwesomeMusic Riff Off]] and is in fact the point in that the various groups have to continuously interrupt each other by matching lyrics. The main segment features "Songs About Sex" and amusingly features Jessie cutting off Stacie's "I'll Make Love to You" with "Feels Like the First Time" opening with the lyrics "And I guess that's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me." Becca picks up with an awesome rendition of "No Diggity" though actually fails this trope and therefore loses as she goes from "It" to "It's."
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'': "I don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- ''shit!''"
* ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'' has another TV-channel version. While Shaun is channel-surfing, the news reports on the zombies combine with various others to describe zombie attacks: "BODIES ON THE STREETS" *click* "with increasing reports of" *click* "people who are literally being" *click* "eaten alive." etc.
* Plus an example similar to the Mad Magazine entry above, as well as Ed interrupting a quasi-lover's quarrel with appropriate annoyed grunts.
* In ''ShirleyValentine'', Shirley walks on tavern owner Costas trying to seduce a tourist with the same lines he used on Shirley earlier.
--> '''Costas''': You afraid that I will make fuck to you. But I only ask you to come on boat. Different thing. Boat is boat. Fuck is... (Sees Shirley) ...''fuck''.
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': The Minister is interrupted during the wedding...twice:
--> '''Minister''': "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland...going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!"
--> '''Minister''': "We are here to join these two together in holy--MOLY!!"
* Happens in ''Film/MrMagoo'' while the title character is trying to cook a chicken via TV instructions, but thanks to a channel change winds up following an aerobics instructor instead.
* Happens twice in ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy who Shagged Me'' as a running gag, when referring to Dr. Evil's rocket that looks like a giant--
** --Dick! Hey, Dick! did you know that they did it in ''Goldmember'', too? Y'know, about the satellite that looked like a pair of giant--
** --Ta-tas for now! TheOsbournes appear to lampshade, stating the filmmakers already did this before with a rocket that looks like some guy's --
** --Johnson! Move on to the next example!

* ''Literature/AnneOfGreenGables'' uses the "not what they had been about to say" version when Matthew first drives Anne to Green Gables. She is pretty much [[MotorMouth talking non-stop]], and gets to: "...and Mrs. Spencer says...(sees an incredibly beautiful spread of apple trees in bloom) Oh, Mr. Cuthbert! Oh, Mr. Cuthbert! Oh, Mr. Cuthbert!" The narrator even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades the trope]] by pointing out: "[[DeadpanSnarker This is not what Mrs. Spencer had said.]]"
* DaveBarry had an article that consisted of nothing but this. It's written in first person as Dave is scanning the radio looking for a good song, and as the stations switch between InsaneProprietor ads, strange [[Literature/TheBible Bible]] readings, and even stranger political ads, the transitions are almost seamless.
** [[http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-12755.html Available here.]]
* ''Literature/ToKillAMockingbird'' has this with the gossip at a ladies' missionary circle meeting: "Yes sir, Mrs. Perkins, that J. Grimes Everett is a martyred saint, he... needed to get married so they ran... to the beauty parlor every Saturday afternoon... soon as the sun goes down. He goes to bed with the... chickens, a crate full of sick chickens, Fred says that’s what started it all. Fred says...”

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* Venezuelan SketchShow ''{{Cheverisimo}}'' had a lot of sketches in that vein. The most famous of those was one where a pair talked about third person and their naïveté (or about some naive act they committed themselves), and when they were to say "because I/you/he/she/them are such a..." they were always interrupted by a bag salesman crying "Bolsa!". (In Venezuela, "bolsa", besides his "bag" meaning, is also an euphemism for "idiot" or "naively dumb").
** A similar sketch has people discussing someone's hotness and what they intended to do with that person, when they were interrupted by a machete-bearing country salesman crying "¡Machete!", who was covering his groin. ("Darle machete" is a somewhat rude way of saying IntercourseWithYou).
* Often inverted hilariously on the "Whose Line" sketch of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', a game where performers have to perform a skit and, at various times, pull out some lines previously written by the audience and use them as if they were what they had been about to say. Much of the humour in this game involves totally storyline-inappropriate lines being pulled out, and the performers trying to segue them in with the rest of the performance. In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy0eY1oregU this game]], for example, Ryan Stiles had to say he was dressed as a French maid during Davy Crockett's last stand at the Alamo due to one of the pre-written lines.
** Every so often, the line given will actually fit the scene, which in some ways is just as funny as when the line is massively out of place.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE This]] entire ''ABitOfFryAndLaurie'' sketch.
* One episode of ''Series/{{Monk}}'', "Mr. Monk and the Miracle", features this in a scene where Monk and Natalie find Randy at the police station. It works because Randy has his back to them when the scene begins:
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' Maybe the Captain saw something... ''[Randy turns around, revealing that he has grown a mustache]'' ...unusual. What is that?
-->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' What?
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' On your face! On your lip!
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' It looks a little bit like a [[BadassMustache mustache]].
-->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Well, I'm in charge. It comes with the job. ''[Monk and Natalie continue to stare at him, dumbstruck]'' Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' You're making ''me'' a little uncomfortable!
** This is also the case in one scene in "Mr. Monk and the Bully", in season 7:
-->''[Monk and Natalie are following Marilyn's movements]''
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' God, I can't wait to see his face!
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' Mr. Monk... ''[sees Monk pull out a very old camera]'' ...what is that? Is that your camera? Where did you get that?
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' It's a birthday gift.
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' From who? Thomas Edison?
* In the second Season 5 episode of ''TheBigBangTheory'', Amy Farrah Fowler is playing the harp and singing "The Girl From Ipanema" when Sheldon pays her a visit.
-->'''Amy:''' When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes..."
-->'''Sheldon:''' ''(knock, knock, knock)'' Amy? ''(Knock, knock, knock)'' Amy? ''(Knock, knock, knock)'' Amy?
** Another episode in Season 5 has Penny [[InvokedTrope invoking]] this trope when Sheldon knocks on her door [[CreatureOfHabit in his usual manner]]:
-->'''Sheldon:''' (knock, knock, knock)...
-->'''Penny:''' WHO DO WE LOVE?
-->'''Sheldon:''' ...Penny?
** Sheldon explains to Penny why he [[{{Asexuality}} doesn't like the idea of having sex]]:
-->'''Sheldon:''' Based on living next to you for four years, it's loud, noisy, and involves unnecessary appeals to a deity.
-->'''Penny (exasperated):''' Oh, God.
-->'''Sheldon:''' Yes, ''exactly''!
* The ''Series/{{Mastermind}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ sketch]] by TheTwoRonnies where the contestant answers the question before last.
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}:'' "No one's going to sell me on anything. Those exercises only help people who lack self-awareness. I, for one, am...[winces in pain] God Almighty!" (Niles responds with "Well, no wonder you're stressed; you've got a whole universe to run!")
* An episode of ''TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' had Geoffrey get a new girlfriend. As they're talking, he leans in, and says...
-->'''Geoffrey''': "Let's talk about-"
-->'''Will, appearing from around the corner with a walk-man in hand and singing aloud''': "-Sex, bay-bee! Let's talk about you an' me! Let's talk about all the good things and the bad thi- Oh, hey G!"
* In ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
--> '''Jenny:''' And the first thing we're gonna do today is... ''(Buffy suddenly shows up)'' Buffy!
--> '''Xander:''' Huh? Did I fall asleep already?
* Series/CharlesInCharge: In the first episode, Mrs. Pembroke is hurrying to her job while Mr. Pembroke is trying to give Charles some advice on bringing a date over to the house:
-->'''Mr. Pembroke:''' The last thing you want to hear is...\\
'''Mrs. Pembroke:''' Honey, I'm late.
* Series/DiffrentStrokes: Mr. Drummond is trying to get rid of an unwelcome guest.
-->'''Drummond''': I'll have you thrown out on your--
-->'''Guest''' interrupts: But--
-->'''Drummond''': Exactly!

* ''Theatre/NoisesOff'': At one point, a character quietly moving about backstage inadvertently shouts, "OH MY GOD!"... precisely on cue.
* "Sounds While Selling" from the musical ''Theatre/SheLovesMe'' has chatter about cosmetics humorously mangled by interruptions.
-->'''First Customer''': I would like an eyebrow--\\
'''Second Customer''': Under my--\\
'''Third Customer''': Chin--\\
'''First Customer''': There's an idea--\\
'''Kodaly''': Madam, I am filled with--\\
'''Georg''': Very soft--\\
'''Sipos''': Soap--

[[folder:Web Video]]
* Subverted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqx0u-0zG8c this]] {{Smosh}} episode.
--> '''Interviewer:''' Why don't you tell me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?
--> '''Ian:''' Well, I really, really love...BALLS!
* The aforementioned ''Film/MrMagoo'' example was mocked by WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic in [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS5E21 his review of the movie]].
-->'''Cooking Show Host:''' Next, I want you to—
-->''*channel changes*''
-->'''Porn Star:''' —Put your big long cock inside me.
-->'''Critic!Magoo:''' Well, okay, if it insists! ''*humps the chicken; a "BA-CAW!" sound is heard*''

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "The Scorpion's Tale", Lisa is wandering through the desert reading a book about the dangerous wildlife, ending with (paraphrased)
-->'''Lisa:''' But perhaps most dangerous of all is the [[[SelfDemonstratingArticle falls into a pit of]]] SCORPIONS!
** In "Blood Feud", Homer tries to keep Mr. Burns from reading a nasty letter he wrote by watering the inside of the street mailbox with a hose in hopes the letter's ink will run. He asks Bart to give him a signal for when the mailman arrives.
-->'''Bart:''' Dad, the mailman's here.
-->'''Homer:''' That's a good one. Let's use that.
-->'''Bart:''' No, I mean the mailman's ''here''.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the stock market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "...so be sure to buy lots of [blow to the head] [[NonSequiturThud Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!]]" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "Waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming [[JapaneseRanguage "Waffur!"]].
** In "Excellence in Broadcasting", Brian becomes a Republican after reading one of Rush Limbaugh's books, and a BrickJoke of Limbaugh placing some bologna in his book for him to find results in half of this trope and half TakeThat.
-->'''Brian:''' I'm telling you, this book is full of--Hey, bologna!
* Happened in ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'':
--> '''Teacher:''' And then George Washington said ''(Jane walks in)'' young lady you're tardy.
--> '''Britney:''' Gee, he wasn't very focused, was he?
* Extremely common in WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} by way of scene transitions.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'' had a visiting prince trying to woo an uninterested Jasmine.
--> '''Prince:''' Your hair is so soft. Soft like a *rat jumps out at him* RAT!
--> '''Jasmine:''' *turning around* Soft like a rat?
* ''TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy's parents enjoy the time they have together without their daughter scaring the living daylights out of them. Unfortunately, she's just coming home from Billy's house.
--> '''Mandy's Dad''': I love you.
--> '''Mandy's Mom''': And I love- (sees Mandy outside from the window) [[OhCrap MANDY!]]
* From the end of the ''HouseOfMouse'' episode "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation", when Mickey and Minnie come back from the vacation to see the club burned to cinders.
-->'''Minnie:''' And to think we almost missed it worrying about the... ''(gasp)'' '''THE CLUB!'''
* The Roger Rabbit short ''[[RogerRabbitShorts Trail Mix-Up]]'' has this while Roger is preparing some chocolate mousse ("I didn't know they were in season.")
-->'''Roger:''' There's Vitamin A, and Vitamin C, and...Hey! Where's the Vitamin...?
-->''(Roger sees Baby Herman going near an overhead beehive)''
-->'''Roger:''' '''''BEEEEEEEEE!!!'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'': After Stan evicts everyone in the neighborhood (including his family) when they criticize him, he is content with being completely alone until his life is in danger.
-->'''Stan:''' Ah, this is how life should be. No one to criticize me, no one to disagree, no one to--''(starts choking on food)'' HELP ME!
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'': from the episode "Joker's Favor", SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker has been harassing some guy who cut him off on the freeway two years prior. Finally, the guy gets fed up and threatens to blow them both up with a bomb, thus ruining the Joker's dream of being killed by Batman:
-->'''The Joker:''' Look Charlie, you had a busy day. All this running around, all this excitement with... BATMAAAAAAAN!