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** Sometimes, {{Knocked Up}} seems to exist [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt primarily]] to cause these [[AccidentalInnuendo moments...]] For example, Franchise/{{Transformers}} Knocked Up Franchise/HarryPotter.

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** Sometimes, {{Knocked Up}} ''Film/{{Knocked Up}}'' seems to exist [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt primarily]] to cause these [[AccidentalInnuendo moments...]] For example, Franchise/{{Transformers}} "Franchise/{{Transformers}} Knocked Up Franchise/HarryPotter. Franchise/HarryPotter."



-->"You can buy or sell almost anything on [=eBay=]. We sell tartan -"
-->"- drawers. They're cheaper on [=eBay=], so we had enough money left over -"
-->"- for a brand new car! Found it on [=eBay=]! Of course, now my wife thinks I'll be attracting -"
-->"- girls, show them your new mp3 players! I found them on [=eBay=] which I was looking for a birthday present for -"
-->"- ''this rubber chicken'' came from [=eBay=], and Benji loves it!"

to:

-->"You can buy or sell almost anything on [=eBay=]. We sell tartan -"
-->"- drawers.
tartan--"\\
"--drawers.
They're cheaper on [=eBay=], so we had enough money left over -"
-->"- for
over--"\\
"--for
a brand new car! Found it on [=eBay=]! Of course, now my wife thinks I'll be attracting -"
-->"- girls,
attracting--"\\
"--girls,
show them your new mp3 players! I found them on [=eBay=] which I was looking for a birthday present for -"
-->"- ''this
for--"\\
"--''this
rubber chicken'' came from [=eBay=], and Benji loves it!"



-->'''Superhero''': I will save them! With my nerves of steel, muscles of iron-
-->'''Chef''': -and a knob of butter-
-->'''Policeman''': -it looks like we got here just in time for a-
-->'''Superhero''': -Jimmy down the liftshaft?

to:

-->'''Superhero''': -->'''Superhero:''' I will save them! With my nerves of steel, muscles of iron-
-->'''Chef''': -and
iron--\\
'''Chef:''' --and
a knob of butter-
-->'''Policeman''': -it
butter--\\
'''Policeman:''' --it
looks like we got here just in time for a-
-->'''Superhero''': -Jimmy
a--\\
'''Superhero:''' --Jimmy
down the liftshaft?



* In ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', Naveen has just landed in a swamp, and he is explaining to Tiana about why he is penniless although a prince.
-->'''Naveen:''' My family cut me off for being a ''(sees leech attached to his elbow)'' [[InstantLeechJustFallInWater LEECH]]!

to:

* In ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'':
**
Naveen has just landed in a swamp, and he is explaining to Tiana about why he is penniless although a prince.
-->'''Naveen:''' --->'''Naveen:''' My family cut me off for being a ''(sees ''[sees leech attached to his elbow)'' elbow]'' [[InstantLeechJustFallInWater LEECH]]!



-->'''Naveen:''' I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait--why are those logs moving?

to:

-->'''Naveen:''' --->'''Naveen:''' I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait--why wait-- why are those logs moving?



--> '''Flanders:''' Now, boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for his bountiful - ''PENIS?!?!''
--> '''Rod and Tod:''' Bountiful penis. Amen.
* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc.'': Mike is wooing Celia over dinner, telling her: "Just the other day, someone asked me who is the most beautiful girl in all of Monstropolis, and I said...(Mike notices Sulley peeking through the window) Sulley?" Celia is understandably not too pleased.
** Then a bit later as Boo's presence is exposed.
-->'''Celia''': Michael, what's going on?\\
'''Mike''': Celia, please try to understand. I have to...(''Boo escapes from the bag'') '''''[[OhCrap DO SOMETHING!!!!]]'''''

to:

--> '''Flanders:''' --->'''Flanders:''' Now, boys, don't forget to thank the Lord for his bountiful - ''PENIS?!?!''
-->
bountiful-- ''PENIS?!?!''\\
'''Rod and Tod:''' Bountiful penis. Amen.
* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc.'': ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'':
**
Mike is wooing Celia over dinner, telling her: "Just the other day, someone asked me who is the most beautiful girl in all of Monstropolis, and I said...(Mike said... ''[Mike notices Sulley peeking through the window) window)]'' Sulley?" Celia is understandably not too pleased.
** Then a bit later later, as Boo's presence is exposed.
-->'''Celia''':
exposed:
--->'''Celia:'''
Michael, what's going on?\\
'''Mike''': '''Mike:''' Celia, please try to understand. I have to...(''Boo ''[Boo escapes from the bag'') bag]'' '''''[[OhCrap DO SOMETHING!!!!]]'''''



-->'''Mike:''' Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away! What am I going to tell--!? ''(sees Celia right next to him)'' Schmoopsie-Poo.

to:

-->'''Mike:''' --->'''Mike:''' Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away! What am I going to tell--!? ''(sees ''[sees Celia right next to him)'' him]'' Schmoopsie-Poo.



-->'''Jenna''': Each one of our children [[LetHerGrowUpDear have their own lives to live]]. It's our job to love them, and then...
-->'''Boris''' (being chewed on by the puppies): LET GO!!!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
-->'''Fiona''': When one lives alone, one has to know these things in case there's... there's an arrow in your butt!
-->'''Shrek:''' What? ''[[AnnoyingArrows (looks to see that indeed, there is an arrow sticking out of his backside)]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh, will you look at that.]]
** And a bit earlier
-->'''Shrek:''' Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where's the--
-->'''Donkey:''' '''''DRAGON!!!'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek2}}'' has [[https://youtu.be/4fi8bu3vBNY?t=53s this absolute beauty]]:
--->'''Queen Lillian:''' Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look-
--->[cut to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Shrek:''' Happy, now? We came, we saw them. Heh-heh, now lets go before they ''light the torches''!
--->'''Fiona:''' Shrek, they're my parents!
--->'''Shrek:''' ''Hello'', they locked you in a ''tower''.
--->'''Fiona:''' Hey, that was for my own-
--->[cut to the King and Queen]
--->'''King Harold:''' Good! Now's here's our chance! Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home!
--->'''Queen Lillian:''' ''Harold!'' We have to be-
--->[cut to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Shrek:''' Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
--->'''Fiona:''' Shh, Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be-
--->[cut to the King and Queen]
--->'''King Harold:''' - a ''disaster''! There is no way-
--->[cut to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Fiona:''' You can do this!
--->'''Shrek:''' But I really-!
--->[cut to the King and Queen]
--->'''King Harold:''' [sceptically] Really?
--->'''Queen Lillian:''' [firmly] ''Really''.
--->'''Fiona:''' Don't-
--->'''King Harold:''' - want-
--->'''Shrek:''' - to-
--->'''Queen Lillian:''' Be-
--->'''Shrek:''' - here!

to:

-->'''Jenna''': -->'''Jenna:''' Each one of our children [[LetHerGrowUpDear have their own lives to live]]. It's our job to love them, and then...
-->'''Boris''' (being
then...\\
'''Boris:''' ''[being
chewed on by the puppies): puppies]'' LET GO!!!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'':
-->'''Fiona''': ** After Fiona fights off the Merry Men, Shrek and Donkey are astounded, asking her how she learned kung-fu.
--->'''Fiona:'''
When one lives alone, one has to know these things in case there's... there's an arrow in your butt!
-->'''Shrek:'''
butt!\\
'''Shrek:'''
What? ''[[AnnoyingArrows (looks [looks to see that indeed, there is an arrow sticking out of his backside)]]'' backside] ]]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh, will you look at that.]]
** And a bit earlier
-->'''Shrek:'''
earlier:
--->'''Shrek:'''
Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where's the--
-->'''Donkey:'''
the--\\
'''Donkey:'''
'''''DRAGON!!!'''''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek2}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}'' has [[https://youtu.be/4fi8bu3vBNY?t=53s this absolute beauty]]:
--->'''Queen -->'''Queen Lillian:''' Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look-
--->[cut
look--\\
''[cut
to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Shrek:'''
Fiona]''\\
'''Shrek:'''
Happy, now? We came, we saw them. Heh-heh, now lets go before they ''light the torches''!
--->'''Fiona:'''
torches''!\\
'''Fiona:'''
Shrek, they're my parents!
--->'''Shrek:'''
parents!\\
'''Shrek:'''
''Hello'', they locked you in a ''tower''.
--->'''Fiona:'''
''tower''.\\
'''Fiona:'''
Hey, that was for my own-
--->[cut
own--\\
''[cut
to the King and Queen]
--->'''King
Queen]''\\
'''King
Harold:''' Good! Now's here's our chance! Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home!
--->'''Queen
home!\\
'''Queen
Lillian:''' ''Harold!'' We have to be-
--->[cut
be--\\
''[cut
to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Shrek:'''
Fiona]''\\
'''Shrek:'''
Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
--->'''Fiona:'''
it!\\
'''Fiona:'''
Shh, Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be-
--->[cut
be--\\
''[cut
to the King and Queen]
--->'''King
Queen]''\\
'''King
Harold:''' - a --a ''disaster''! There is no way-
--->[cut
way--\\
''[cut
to Shrek and Fiona]
--->'''Fiona:'''
Fiona]''\\
'''Fiona:'''
You can do this!
--->'''Shrek:'''
this!\\
'''Shrek:'''
But I really-!
--->[cut
really--\\
''[cut
to the King and Queen]
--->'''King
Queen]''\\
'''King
Harold:''' [sceptically] Really?
--->'''Queen
''[sceptically]'' Really?\\
'''Queen
Lillian:''' [firmly] ''Really''.
--->'''Fiona:''' Don't-
--->'''King
''[firmly] Really.''\\
'''Fiona:''' Don't--\\
'''King
Harold:''' - want-
--->'''Shrek:''' - to-
--->'''Queen
--want--\\
'''Shrek:''' --to--\\
'''Queen
Lillian:''' Be-
--->'''Shrek:''' - here!
Be--\\
'''Shrek:''' --here!



-->'''Skinner''': You know what I think, Linguini? I think you are a sneaking, overreaching, little...(gasps as he spots Rémy) '''''RAT!!!'''''

to:

-->'''Skinner''': -->'''Skinner:''' You know what I think, Linguini? I think you are a sneaking, overreaching, little...(gasps little... ''[gasps as he spots Rémy) Rémy]'' '''''RAT!!!'''''



-->'''UsefulNotes/AlGore:''' Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as-- ''(Bender appears)'' Robot!

to:

-->'''UsefulNotes/AlGore:''' Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as-- ''(Bender appears)'' ''[Bender appears]'' Robot!



-->'''Courtney:''' Oh, I understand. I understand that this is all getting completely out-of-- ''*zombie punches in through the roof*'' HAND!

to:

-->'''Courtney:''' Oh, I understand. I understand that this is all getting completely out-of-- ''*zombie ''[zombie punches in through the roof*'' roof]'' HAND!



-->'''Rocky:''' I'll be down before you can say... (''looks up'') ...mixed vegetables?! (''gets knocked down the chute by a rain of veggies'')

to:

-->'''Rocky:''' I'll be down before you can say... (''looks up'') ...''[looks up]'' ...mixed vegetables?! (''gets ''[gets knocked down the chute by a rain of veggies'')veggies]''



-->'''Ernie''': Whale Wash! You get a Whale of a wash and the price--OH MY GOSH!\\
'''Bernie''': Alright! You got it right!

to:

-->'''Ernie''': -->'''Ernie:''' Whale Wash! You get a Whale of a wash and the price--OH price-- OH MY GOSH!\\
'''Bernie''': '''Bernie:''' Alright! You got it right!



-->'''Father:''' For this food, for our many blessings, and for Your bounteous goodness, we give thanks to Thee in the name of... (''airplane noises and table rattling'') '''''Jesus Christ'''''!
* ''Film/BlazingSaddles'': The preacher is commencing his sermon when a bundle of dynamite is thrown through the window:
-->"We will now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and... {{Duck}}!"

to:

-->'''Father:''' For this food, for our many blessings, and for Your bounteous goodness, we give thanks to Thee in the name of... (''airplane ''[airplane noises and table rattling'') rattling]'' '''''Jesus Christ'''''!
Christ!'''''
* ''Film/BlazingSaddles'': ''Film/BlazingSaddles'':
**
The preacher is commencing his sermon when a bundle of dynamite is thrown through the window:
-->"We --->'''Preacher:''' We will now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and... {{Duck}}!"{{Duck}}



-->"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... ''[sees Bart]'' nigger."

to:

-->"As --->'''Chairman:''' As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... ''[sees Bart]'' nigger."



-->'''Lord Dargis''': (I am taken) myself by you. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... (sees Garfield) cat?

to:

-->'''Lord Dargis''': (I Dargis:''' [I am taken) taken] myself by you. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just an incorrigible old... (sees Garfield) ''[sees Garfield]'' cat?



-->'''Kermit:''' Um... motorcycle cop.
-->'''Piggy:''' "Motorcycle cop" is a sweet nothing?
-->'''Kermit:''' A motorcycle cop is chasing us!
* In Film/PitchPerfect this occurs with the [[AwesomeMusic Riff Off]] and is in fact the point in that the various groups have to continuously interrupt each other by matching lyrics. The main segment features "Songs About Sex" and amusingly features Jessie cutting off Stacie's "I'll Make Love to You" with "Feels Like the First Time" opening with the lyrics "And I guess that's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me." Becca picks up with an awesome rendition of "No Diggity" though actually fails this trope and therefore loses as she goes from "It" to "It's."

to:

-->'''Kermit:''' Um... motorcycle cop.
-->'''Piggy:'''
cop.\\
'''Piggy:'''
"Motorcycle cop" is a sweet nothing?
-->'''Kermit:'''
nothing?\\
'''Kermit:'''
A motorcycle cop is chasing us!
* In Film/PitchPerfect ''Film/PitchPerfect'' this occurs with the [[AwesomeMusic Riff Off]] and is in fact the point in that the various groups have to continuously interrupt each other by matching lyrics. The main segment features "Songs About Sex" and amusingly features Jessie cutting off Stacie's "I'll Make Love to You" with "Feels Like the First Time" opening with the lyrics "And I guess that's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me." Becca picks up with an awesome rendition of "No Diggity" though actually fails this trope and therefore loses as she goes from "It" to "It's."



--> '''Scott:''' I don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- [sees Envy] ''shit!''
* ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'' has another TV-channel version. While Shaun is channel-surfing, the news reports on the zombies combine with various others to describe zombie attacks: "BODIES ON THE STREETS" *click* "with increasing reports of" *click* "people who are literally being" *click* "eaten alive." etc.

to:

--> '''Scott:''' -->'''Scott:''' I don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- [sees Envy] I-- ''[sees Envy]'' ''shit!''
* ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'' has ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'':
** In
another TV-channel version. While version, while Shaun is channel-surfing, the news reports on the zombies combine with various others to describe zombie attacks: "BODIES ON THE STREETS" *click* "with increasing reports of" *click* "people who are literally being" *click* "eaten alive." etc.



-->'''Liz:''' It’d just be nice if we could--\\
'''Ed:''' [playing game in background.] Fuck!\\

to:

-->'''Liz:''' --->'''Liz:''' It’d just be nice if we could--\\
'''Ed:''' [playing ''[playing game in background.] background]'' Fuck!\\



* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': The Minister is interrupted during the wedding...twice:
--> '''Minister''': "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland...[[RunawayBride going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!]]"

to:

* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'':
**
The Minister is interrupted during the wedding...twice:
--> '''Minister''': "Dearly --->'''Minister:''' Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland...Roland... [[RunawayBride going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!]]"door!]]



--> '''Minister''': "We are here to join these two together in holy--MOLY!!"

to:

--> '''Minister''': "We --->'''Minister:''' We are here to join these two together in holy--MOLY!!"holy--MOLY!!



** --Ta-tas for now! Series/TheOsbournes appear to lampshade, stating the filmmakers already did this before with a rocket that looks like some guy's --

to:

** --Ta-tas for now! Series/TheOsbournes appear to lampshade, stating the filmmakers already did this before with a rocket that looks like some guy's -- guy's--



* In ''The Inspector General'' {{Danny Kaye}}'s character sings a "gypsy drinking song" which includes an unintended flaming sword dance. At the end of the dance the sword comes in contact with his hair, which starts smoldering as he continues the song.

to:

* In ''The Inspector General'' {{Danny Creator/{{Danny Kaye}}'s character sings a "gypsy drinking song" which includes an unintended flaming sword dance. At the end of the dance the sword comes in contact with his hair, which starts smoldering as he continues the song.



To the girl who sets your heart aglow and sets your heart on...FIRE!

to:

To the girl who sets your heart aglow and sets your heart on... FIRE!



* ''Literature/StarWarsKenobi'': Kallie is reading off a slip of paper when she happens to spot Ben out the window of the Calwells' van.
-->'''Kallie:''' ''To Annie: This certificate good for''-- Ben!



* One episode of ''Series/{{Monk}}'', "Mr. Monk and the Miracle", features this in a scene where Monk and Natalie find Randy at the police station. It works because Randy has his back to them when the scene begins:
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' Maybe the Captain saw something... ''[Randy turns around, revealing that he has grown a mustache]'' ...unusual. What is that?
-->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' What?
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' On your face! On your lip!
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' It looks a little bit like a [[BadassMustache mustache]].
-->'''Lt. Randall Disher:''' Well, I'm in charge. It comes with the job. ''[Monk and Natalie continue to stare at him, dumbstruck]'' Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' You're making ''me'' a little uncomfortable!

to:

* One episode of ''Series/{{Monk}}'', ''Series/{{Monk}}'':
**
"Mr. Monk and the Miracle", features this in a scene where Monk and Natalie find Randy at the police station. It works because Randy has his back to them when the scene begins:
-->'''Natalie --->'''Natalie Teeger:''' Maybe the Captain saw something... ''[Randy turns around, revealing that he has grown a mustache]'' ...unusual. What is that?
-->'''Lt.
that?\\
'''Lt.
Randall Disher:''' What?
-->'''Natalie
What?\\
'''Natalie
Teeger:''' On your face! On your lip!
-->'''Adrian
lip!\\
'''Adrian
Monk:''' It looks a little bit like a [[BadassMustache mustache]].
-->'''Lt.
mustache]].\\
'''Lt.
Randall Disher:''' Well, I'm in charge. It comes with the job. ''[Monk and Natalie continue to stare at him, dumbstruck]'' Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.
-->'''Natalie
uncomfortable.\\
'''Natalie
Teeger:''' You're making ''me'' a little uncomfortable!



-->''[Monk and Natalie are following Marilyn's movements]''
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' God, I can't wait to see his face!
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' Mr. Monk... ''[sees Monk pull out a very old camera]'' ...what is that? Is that your camera? Where did you get that?
-->'''Adrian Monk:''' It's a birthday gift.
-->'''Natalie Teeger:''' From who? Thomas Edison?
* In the second Season 5 episode of 'Series/TheBigBangTheory'', Amy Farrah Fowler is playing the harp and singing "The Girl From Ipanema" when Sheldon pays her a visit.
-->'''Amy:''' When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes..."
-->'''Sheldon:''' ''(knock, knock, knock)'' Amy? ''(Knock, knock, knock)'' Amy? ''(Knock, knock, knock)'' Amy?

to:

-->''[Monk --->''[Monk and Natalie are following Marilyn's movements]''
-->'''Adrian
movements]''\\
'''Adrian
Monk:''' God, I can't wait to see his face!
-->'''Natalie
face!\\
'''Natalie
Teeger:''' Mr. Monk... ''[sees Monk pull out a very old camera]'' ...what is that? Is that your camera? Where did you get that?
-->'''Adrian
that?\\
'''Adrian
Monk:''' It's a birthday gift.
-->'''Natalie
gift.\\
'''Natalie
Teeger:''' From who? Thomas Edison?
* * ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
**
In the second Season 5 episode of 'Series/TheBigBangTheory'', Season 5, Amy Farrah Fowler is playing the harp and singing "The Girl From Ipanema" when Sheldon pays her a visit.
-->'''Amy:''' When --->'''Amy:''' "When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle that when she passes, each one she passes goes..."
-->'''Sheldon:''' ''(knock,
"\\
'''Sheldon:''' ''[knock,
knock, knock)'' knock]'' Amy? ''(Knock, ''[knock, knock, knock)'' knock]'' Amy? ''(Knock, ''[knock, knock, knock)'' knock]'' Amy?



-->'''Sheldon:''' (knock, knock, knock)...
-->'''Penny:''' WHO DO WE LOVE?
-->'''Sheldon:''' ...Penny?

to:

-->'''Sheldon:''' (knock, --->'''Sheldon:''' [knock, knock, knock)...
-->'''Penny:'''
knock]...\\
'''Penny:'''
WHO DO WE LOVE?
-->'''Sheldon:''' ...
LOVE?\\
'''Sheldon:''' ...
Penny?



-->'''Sheldon:''' Based on living next to you for four years, it's loud, noisy, and involves unnecessary appeals to a deity.
-->'''Penny (exasperated):''' Oh, God.
-->'''Sheldon:''' Yes, ''exactly''!
* The ''Series/{{Mastermind}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ sketch]] by TheTwoRonnies where the contestant answers the question before last.

to:

-->'''Sheldon:''' --->'''Sheldon:''' Based on living next to you for four years, it's loud, noisy, and involves unnecessary appeals to a deity.
-->'''Penny (exasperated):'''
deity.\\
'''Penny:''' ''[exasperated]''
Oh, God.
-->'''Sheldon:'''
God.\\
'''Sheldon:'''
Yes, ''exactly''!
* The ''Series/{{Mastermind}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ sketch]] by TheTwoRonnies Creator/TheTwoRonnies where the contestant answers the question before last.



-->'''Geoffrey''': "Let's talk about-"
-->'''Will, appearing from around the corner with a walk-man in hand and singing aloud''': "[[Music/SaltNPepa -Sex, bay-bee! Let's talk about you an' me! Let's talk about all the good things and the bad thi-]] Oh, hey G!"

to:

-->'''Geoffrey''': "Let's -->'''Geoffrey:''' Let's talk about-"
-->'''Will, appearing
about--
-->'''Will:''' ''[appearing
from around the corner with a walk-man in hand and singing aloud''': "[[Music/SaltNPepa -Sex, aloud]'' [[Music/SaltNPepa —Sex, bay-bee! Let's talk about you an' me! Let's talk about all the good things and the bad thi-]] thi—]] Oh, hey G!"G!



--> '''Jenny:''' And the first thing we're gonna do today is... ''(Buffy suddenly shows up)'' Buffy!
--> '''Xander:''' Huh? Did I fall asleep already?

to:

--> '''Jenny:''' -->'''Jenny:''' And the first thing we're gonna do today is... ''(Buffy ''[Buffy suddenly shows up)'' Buffy!
-->
up]'' Buffy!\\
'''Xander:''' Huh? Did I fall asleep already?



-->'''Drummond''': I'll have you thrown out on your--
-->'''Guest''' interrupts: But--
-->'''Drummond''': Exactly!

to:

-->'''Drummond''': -->'''Drummond:''' I'll have you thrown out on your--
-->'''Guest''' interrupts: But--
-->'''Drummond''':
your--\\
'''Guest:''' ''[interrupts]'' But--\\
'''Drummond:'''
Exactly!



-->'''Tour Guide''': This is where Paul Revere said--
-->'''Carla''': Line up, the can's fixed!

to:

-->'''Tour Guide''': Guide:''' This is where Paul Revere said--
-->'''Carla''':
said--\\
'''Carla:'''
Line up, the can's fixed!



-->'''First Customer''': I would like an eyebrow--\\
'''Second Customer''': Under my--\\
'''Third Customer''': Chin--\\
'''First Customer''': There's an idea--\\
'''Kodaly''': Madam, I am filled with--\\
'''Georg''': Very soft--\\
'''Sipos''': Soap--
* This is the basic idea behind a very old boy scout skit, called the radio skit. (Not clever with the names). It involves a scout pretending to fiddle with the radio dial, and it devolves into a standard comedy sketch. Can be found many places online, each with their own twist.

to:

-->'''First Customer''': Customer:''' I would like an eyebrow--\\
'''Second Customer''': Customer:''' Under my--\\
'''Third Customer''': Customer:''' Chin--\\
'''First Customer''': Customer:''' There's an idea--\\
'''Kodaly''': '''Kodaly:''' Madam, I am filled with--\\
'''Georg''': '''Georg:''' Very soft--\\
'''Sipos''': '''Sipos:''' Soap--
* This is the basic idea behind a very old boy scout skit, called the radio skit. (Not clever with the names). names.) It involves a scout pretending to fiddle with the radio dial, and it devolves into a standard comedy sketch. Can be found many places online, each with their own twist.



--> '''Interviewer:''' Why don't you tell me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?
--> '''Ian:''' Well, I really, really love...BALLS!

to:

--> '''Interviewer:''' -->'''Interviewer:''' Why don't you tell me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?
-->
teacher?\\
'''Ian:''' Well, I really, really love...love... BALLS!



-->'''Cooking Show Host:''' Next, I want you to—
-->''*channel changes*''
-->'''Porn Star:''' —Put your big long cock inside me.
-->'''Critic!Magoo:''' Well, okay, if it insists! ''*humps the chicken; a "BA-CAW!" sound is heard*''

to:

-->'''Cooking Show Host:''' Next, I want you to—
-->''*channel changes*''
-->'''Porn
to—\\
''[channel changes]''\\
'''Porn
Star:''' —Put your big long cock inside me.
-->'''Critic!Magoo:'''
me.\\
'''Critic!Magoo:'''
Well, okay, if it insists! ''*humps ''[humps the chicken; a "BA-CAW!" sound is heard*''heard]''



-->'''Integra''': ...Walter...
-->'''Walter''': ...Yes, Sir Integra?
-->'''Integra''': Sir Penwood was a—(car hits the Ghoul)—SON OF A BITCH!

to:

-->'''Integra''': ...-->'''Integra:''' ...Walter...
-->'''Walter''': ...-->'''Walter:''' ...Yes, Sir Integra?
-->'''Integra''': -->'''Integra:''' Sir Penwood was a—(car a— ''[car hits the Ghoul)—SON Ghoul]'' —SON OF A BITCH!



-->'''Sarah''': Why are they destroying...
-->'''Old Man''': The whole village. Burnt to the ground. ... After all these years I'm still haunted by the image of...
-->'''Sarah''': Fucking ''Smurfs 3''.

to:

-->'''Sarah''': -->'''Sarah:''' Why are they destroying...
-->'''Old Man''': Man:''' The whole village. Burnt to the ground. ... After all these years I'm still haunted by the image of...
-->'''Sarah''': -->'''Sarah:''' Fucking ''Smurfs 3''.



-->'''Piccolo:''' Yeah, it's the kind of shirt that really screams-- ''(senses Freeza approaching and gasps)'' HE'S COMING!

to:

-->'''Piccolo:''' Yeah, it's the kind of shirt that really screams-- ''(senses ''[senses Freeza approaching and gasps)'' gasps]'' HE'S COMING!



* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "The Scorpion's Tale", Lisa is wandering through the desert reading a book about the dangerous wildlife, ending with (paraphrased)
-->'''Lisa:''' But perhaps most dangerous of all is the [[[SelfDemonstratingArticle falls into a pit of]]] SCORPIONS!

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
**
In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "The Scorpion's Tale", Lisa is wandering through the desert reading a book about the dangerous wildlife, ending with (paraphrased)
-->'''Lisa:''' --->'''Lisa:''' But perhaps most dangerous of all is the [[[SelfDemonstratingArticle ''[[[SelfDemonstratingArticle falls into a pit of]]] of]]]'' SCORPIONS!



-->'''Bart:''' Dad, the mailman's here.
-->'''Homer:''' That's a good one. Let's use that.
-->'''Bart:''' No, I mean the mailman's ''here''.

to:

-->'''Bart:''' --->'''Bart:''' Dad, the mailman's here.
-->'''Homer:'''
here.\\
'''Homer:'''
That's a good one. Let's use that.
-->'''Bart:'''
that.\\
'''Bart:'''
No, I mean the mailman's ''here''.



-->'''Milhouse:''' ''(Singing)'' ''Adults / They're always telling us to-''\\

to:

-->'''Milhouse:''' ''(Singing)'' --->'''Milhouse:''' ''[singing]'' ''Adults / They're always telling us to-''\\to--''\\



'''Jasper:''' Eh…we're all fed up with you whippersnaps.\\

to:

'''Jasper:''' Eh…we're Eh… we're all fed up with you whippersnaps.\\



'''Everyone:''' ''Kids…to…day!''
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the stock market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "...so be sure to buy lots of [blow to the head] [[NonSequiturThud Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!]]" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "Waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming [[JapaneseRanguage "Waffur!"]].

to:

'''Everyone:''' ''Kids…to…day!''
''Kids… to… day!''
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
**
In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', one episode, a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the stock market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "...so be sure to buy lots of [blow ''[blow to the head] head]'' [[NonSequiturThud Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup!]]" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "Waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming [[JapaneseRanguage "Waffur!"]].



-->'''Brian:''' I'm telling you, this book is full of--Hey, bologna!

to:

-->'''Brian:''' --->'''Brian:''' I'm telling you, this book is full of--Hey, of-- Hey, bologna!



--> '''Teacher:''' And then George Washington said ''(Jane walks in)'' young lady you're tardy.
--> '''Britney:''' Gee, he wasn't very focused, was he?
* Extremely common in WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} by way of scene transitions.

to:

--> '''Teacher:''' -->'''Teacher:''' And then George Washington said ''(Jane ''[Jane walks in)'' in]'' young lady lady, you're tardy.
-->
tardy.\\
'''Britney:''' Gee, he wasn't very focused, was he?
* Extremely common in WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' by way of scene transitions.



--> '''Prince:''' Your hair is so soft. Soft like a *rat jumps out at him* RAT!
--> '''Jasmine:''' *turning around* Soft like a rat?

to:

--> '''Prince:''' -->'''Prince:''' Your hair is so soft. Soft like a *rat ''[rat jumps out at him* RAT!
-->
him]'' RAT!\\
'''Jasmine:''' *turning around* ''[turning around]'' Soft like a rat?



--> '''Mandy's Dad''': I love you.
--> '''Mandy's Mom''': And I love- (sees Mandy outside from the window) [[OhCrap MANDY!]]

to:

--> -->'''Mandy's Dad:''' I love you.\\
'''Mandy's Dad''': I love you.
--> '''Mandy's Mom''':
Mom:''' And I love- (sees love-- ''[sees Mandy outside from the window) window]'' [[OhCrap MANDY!]]



-->'''Minnie:''' And to think we almost missed it worrying about the... ''(gasp)'' '''THE CLUB!'''

to:

-->'''Minnie:''' And to think we almost missed it worrying about the... ''(gasp)'' ''[gasp]'' '''THE CLUB!'''



-->'''Roger:''' There's Vitamin A, and Vitamin C, and...Hey! Where's the Vitamin...?
-->''(Roger sees Baby Herman going near an overhead beehive)''
-->'''Roger:''' '''''BEEEEEEEEE!!!'''''

to:

-->'''Roger:''' There's Vitamin A, and Vitamin C, and... Hey! Where's the Vitamin...?
-->''(Roger
?\\
''[Roger
sees Baby Herman going near an overhead beehive)''
-->'''Roger:'''
beehive]''\\
'''Roger:'''
'''''BEEEEEEEEE!!!'''''



-->'''Stan:''' Ah, this is how life should be. No one to criticize me, no one to disagree, no one to--''(starts choking on food)'' HELP ME!

to:

-->'''Stan:''' Ah, this is how life should be. No one to criticize me, no one to disagree, no one to--''(starts to-- ''[starts choking on food)'' food]'' HELP ME!



-->'''First Sailor:''' To save gas, Sis is ridin' around on her-\\
'''Second Sailor:''' ...delicious chocolate pudding made with-\\
'''Third Sailor:''' ...four bags of cement and-\\

to:

-->'''First Sailor:''' To save gas, Sis is ridin' around on her-\\
her--\\
'''Second Sailor:''' ...delicious chocolate pudding made with-\\
with--\\
'''Third Sailor:''' ...four bags of cement and-\\and--\\



* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'': In "Stimpy's Fan Club", Ren is writing an insulting letter, in Stimpy's name, to a fan who is a bed-wetter. As he writes it, Stimpy comes in to check up on him and his shocked by what he's writing.

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'': In "Stimpy's Fan Club", Ren is writing an insulting letter, in Stimpy's name, to a fan who is a bed-wetter. As he writes it, Stimpy comes in to check up on him and his is shocked by what he's writing.



-->'''Goofy:''' Christmas isn't in a tree or in a light bulb. It's in...''a bear!''

to:

-->'''Goofy:''' Christmas isn't in a tree or in a light bulb. It's in... ''a bear!''



-->'''Queeks:''' When I was in school, I learned the most important lesson, and that lesson is- SIT STILL!

to:

-->'''Queeks:''' When I was in school, I learned the most important lesson, and that lesson is- is-- SIT STILL!



-->'''Dot''': "I'm cute!"
-->'''Yakko and Wakko''': "So what?!"
-->'''Dot''': "I'm never in vain!"
-->'''Yakko''': "She's becoming a pain in the..."
-->'''Dot''': "But, I'm also real nice..."

to:

-->'''Dot''': "I'm cute!"
-->'''Yakko
-->'''Dot:''' I'm cute!\\
'''Yakko
and Wakko''': "So what?!"
-->'''Dot''': "I'm
Wakko:''' So what?!\\
'''Dot:''' I'm
never in vain!"
-->'''Yakko''': "She's
vain!\\
'''Yakko:''' She's
becoming a pain in the..."
-->'''Dot''': "But,
\\
'''Dot:''' But,
I'm also real nice..."
22nd May '16 12:13:07 AM Anddrix
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* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'': from the episode "Joker's Favor", SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker has been harassing some guy who cut him off on the freeway two years prior. Finally, the guy gets fed up and threatens to blow them both up with a bomb, thus ruining the Joker's dream of being killed by Batman:

to:

* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'': from the episode "Joker's Favor", SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker ComicBook/TheJoker has been harassing some guy who cut him off on the freeway two years prior. Finally, the guy gets fed up and threatens to blow them both up with a bomb, thus ruining the Joker's dream of being killed by Batman:
11th May '16 1:08:13 AM JackG
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'''Liz:''' It’d just be nice if we could--\\

to:

'''Liz:''' -->'''Liz:''' It’d just be nice if we could--\\
11th May '16 1:07:25 AM JackG
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'''Liz:''' It’d just be nice if we could--\\
'''Ed:''' [playing game in background.] Fuck!\\
'''Liz:''' --spend a bit of time together--\\
'''Ed:''' Bollocks!\\
'''Liz:''' --just you and me.\\
'''Ed:''' Cock it!



** And the end of the movie, the wedding is interrupted by Lone Star buzzing the chapel.

to:

** And the end of the movie, the wedding is interrupted by Lone Star [[BuzzingTheDeck buzzing the chapel.chapel]].
7th May '16 6:39:27 AM anza_sb
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-->'''AlGore:''' Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as-- ''(Bender appears)'' Robot!

to:

-->'''AlGore:''' -->'''UsefulNotes/AlGore:''' Here's to four years of clean air, clean government, and amazing new technologies such as-- ''(Bender appears)'' Robot!
4th May '16 12:02:21 AM anza_sb
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* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'': "I don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- ''shit!''"

to:

* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'': "I ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'':
--> '''Scott:''' I
don't think that anything will get in the way of how I- ''shit!''"[sees Envy] ''shit!''
3rd Apr '16 6:45:13 AM JackG
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** Creator/MichaelWinslow [[RadioVoice imitating]] the SnowyScreenOfDeath. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit!"
2nd Apr '16 8:02:38 AM PaulA
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* In ''ShirleyValentine'', Shirley walks on tavern owner Costas trying to seduce a tourist with the same lines he used on Shirley earlier.
--> '''Costas''': You afraid that I will make fuck to you. But I only ask you to come on boat. Different thing. Boat is boat. Fuck is... (Sees Shirley) ...''fuck''.

to:

* In ''ShirleyValentine'', ''Film/ShirleyValentine'', Shirley walks on tavern owner Costas trying to seduce a tourist with the same lines he used on Shirley earlier.
--> '''Costas''': -->'''Costas:''' You afraid that I will make fuck to you. But I only ask you to come on boat. Different thing. Boat is boat. Fuck is... (Sees Shirley) ...''fuck''.''[sees Shirley]'' ...'''fuck'''.
1st Apr '16 2:22:31 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy's parents enjoy the time they have together without their daughter scaring the living daylights out of them. Unfortunately, she's just coming home from Billy's house.

to:

* ''TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'': Mandy's parents enjoy the time they have together without their daughter scaring the living daylights out of them. Unfortunately, she's just coming home from Billy's house.



* From the end of the ''HouseOfMouse'' episode "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation", when Mickey and Minnie come back from the vacation to see the club burned to cinders.

to:

* From the end of the ''HouseOfMouse'' ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' episode "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation", when Mickey and Minnie come back from the vacation to see the club burned to cinders.



* The Roger Rabbit short ''[[RogerRabbitShorts Trail Mix-Up]]'' has this while Roger is preparing some chocolate mousse ("I didn't know they were in season.")

to:

* The Roger Rabbit short ''[[RogerRabbitShorts ''[[WesternAnimation/RogerRabbitShorts Trail Mix-Up]]'' has this while Roger is preparing some chocolate mousse ("I didn't know they were in season.")
29th Mar '16 5:02:09 PM cybertoy0
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** From "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken";
-->'''Milhouse:''' ''(Singing)'' ''Adults / They're always telling us to-''\\
'''Grampa:''' Shut your yaps!\\
'''Jasper:''' Eh…we're all fed up with you whippersnaps.\\
'''Old people of Springfield:''' ''We're tryin' to get some sleep here / It's almost six-fifteen / What's the matter with''\\
'''Adults of Springfield:''' ''Don't you treat us like''\\
'''Kids of Springfield:''' ''Can't you just lay off of us''\\
'''Old People''': ''Sick of all of you''\\
'''Everyone:''' ''Kids…to…day!''
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