Instant Leech, Just Fall in Water
Gwen: Where'd all this water come from?
Heather: How should I know? Why don't you ask the leeches?
Whenever a character accidentally falls into a body of water, especially a stagnant one such as a swamp or pond, expect them to come up and discover a leech - or more - attached to them somewhere. This is usually followed by an ear-splitting scream
. Often Played for Laughs
, but can be used to induce Squick
in the viewer or show the harsh reality of the work's setting, particularly as a subversion of Cool Clear Water
or Skinny Dipping
Incidentally, should you ever act out this trope and discover a leech attached to you, do not
rip it off, squeeze it, salt it, burn it, or otherwise disrupt it like these characters may do — it will vomit harmful bacteria into your open wound
if you do. Instead,
gently but quickly peel it off with a sharp object or your fingernail directly where its sucker is attached to you (or just let it drink its fill and drop off harmlessly). For future reference.
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Films — Animation
- In The Princess and the Frog, after Tiana and Naveen have both been transformed into frogs and landed in the Louisiana swamp, Naveen explains why he has no money, even though he is a prince.
My family cut me off for being a (sees leech attached to his elbow) LEECH
- In The Road to El Dorado, Tulio decides to save time by walking through a pond. Cut to Miguel pulling leeches off his back.
- On The Banks of Plum Creek, book three in the Little House on the Prairie books. The local river has leeches in its calmer, muddier areas that will start nomming on you if you stay in there too long. At a party she's hosting, Laura gets even with her City Mouse rival Nellie by luring her and her friends into the river. The other girls are pleasantly grossed out by the leeches, but Nellie freaks out.
- There are leeches in the rivers that run through Nyissa, in David Eddings Belgariad. Not only are they fast, but their bite is venomous — once a person's been bitten, they're doomed even if they are pulled out of the water before the leeches have drained them.
- In the final novel of the Aubrey-Maturin series, Blue at the Mizzen, Stephen Maturin and Christine Wood fall into brackish West African mud. Afterward, each is covered with "astonishingly numerous and avid leeches." They use salt (brought by Christine for this purpose) to remove the leeches.
- Jurassic Park: Ed Regis ends up with leeches on him when he falls into the moat at the Tyrannosaur paddock. Before he tears them all off, the reader is treated to him remembering that the maintenance staff said that they liked damp, warm places and "liked to crawl right up your-", at which point Regis snaps out of his shock, rips the leeches off, and legs it.
- Up to Eleven in A Series of Unfortunate Events, where the leeches of Lake Lachrymose are carnivorous and will hunt down anyone who goes swimming less than an hour after eating.
Films — Live Action
- In a short story in Dragon magazine #123 illustrating the magazine's topic of swamp environmental hazards, a man hires a guide through the swamp and notes oddities about the guide from eating raw onions and rubbing them on his arms to the series of triangular scars along his arms. When he attempts to kill the guide, he finds himself suddenly weak whereupon the guide explains the ecology of leeches and how to ward them off, such as by rubbing one's skin with onions.
- In Metal Gear Solid 3, pretty much any time you enter water, leeches attach themselves to you. The sound of them attaching themselves to you can be hard to hear, so you might not notice until they start quickly draining your stamina. Luckily, using Snake's cigar to burn them off is easy and effective.
- In the oceans of Half-Life 2, leeches will jump at you in swarms if you go out too far. Note: these are mutant leeches that devour you in a manner of seconds. Be thankful; the original creature that had to job of stopping players from going out to sea was gonna be an Ichthyosaur ...