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11th Jan '17 2:52:49 PM margdean56
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''It was the most impressive collapse the bar had ever see. The tall dark stranger fell backward slowly, like a tree. There was no sissy sagging of the knees, no cop-out bouncing off a table on the way down. He simply went from vertical to horizontal in one marvelous geometric sweep.''
* In Creator/WoodyAllen's humorous short story, "Remembering Needleman", the titular character died when he was tapped in the head by a wrecking ball. "His last, enigmatic words were, "No thanks, I already own a penguin."

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''It was the most impressive collapse the bar had ever see.seen. The tall dark stranger fell backward slowly, like a tree. There was no sissy sagging of the knees, no cop-out bouncing off a table on the way down. He simply went from vertical to horizontal in one marvelous geometric sweep.''
* In Creator/WoodyAllen's humorous short story, "Remembering Needleman", the titular character died when he was tapped in on the head by a wrecking ball. "His last, enigmatic words were, "No 'No thanks, I already own a penguin."'"



---->'''The Doctor:''' Shush, shush, shush. ''[with great dignity$]'' [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland Once upon a time, there were three sisters, and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well.]] Their names were [[Literature/AnnaKarenina Olga, Marsha, and Elena]]. Are you listening, Tilly?\\

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---->'''The Doctor:''' Shush, shush, shush. ''[with great dignity$]'' dignity]'' [[Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland Once upon a time, there were three sisters, and they lived at the bottom of a treacle well.]] Their names were [[Literature/AnnaKarenina Olga, Marsha, and Elena]]. Are you listening, Tilly?\\
11th Jan '17 2:46:38 PM margdean56
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** In the ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comics story "The Head of Rama Putra", 's nephews cut him loose from a hanging vine that had entangled his leg. Don ends up landing head first on a rock, and as Huey, Dewey, and Louie check on him, he babbles "Yes, Mr. President, I got the license number of that broccoli... it wasn't armed..."

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** In the ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' comics story "The Head of Rama Putra", 's Donald's nephews cut him loose from a hanging vine that had entangled his leg. Don ends up landing head first on a rock, and as Huey, Dewey, and Louie check on him, he babbles "Yes, Mr. President, I got the license number of that broccoli... it wasn't armed..."



* A running gag in DC's ''[='=]ComicBook/MazingMan'' comics is that whenever the title character get conked on the head (including one instance when he is stuffed into a Goodwill box) he'd start singing Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits. Which may make the ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' gag listed in Western Animation the World's Most Obscure ShoutOut.

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* A running gag in DC's ''[='=]ComicBook/MazingMan'' comics is that whenever the title character get got conked on the head (including one instance when he is was stuffed into a Goodwill box) he'd start singing Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits. Which may make the ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' gag listed in Western Animation the World's Most Obscure ShoutOut.
30th Dec '16 4:25:53 PM nombretomado
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* In an issue of the ''ComicBook/HarleyAndIvy'' miniseries, the two infiltrate the set of a movie based on their capers. Harley is unimpressed by the actor playing the Joker, and pummels him. He is then seen babbling "Yoda? ...Dagobah system?" This is a MythologyGag combined with an ActorAllusion, as in the {{DCAU}} the Joker is played by Mark Hamill.

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* In an issue of the ''ComicBook/HarleyAndIvy'' miniseries, the two infiltrate the set of a movie based on their capers. Harley is unimpressed by the actor playing the Joker, and pummels him. He is then seen babbling "Yoda? ...Dagobah system?" This is a MythologyGag combined with an ActorAllusion, as in the {{DCAU}} Franchise/{{DCAU}} the Joker is played by Mark Hamill.
26th Dec '16 5:43:55 PM WillBGood
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'''Coach:''' Who am I?"\\

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'''Coach:''' Who am I?"\\I?\\
24th Dec '16 9:36:06 PM Blazer
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* In the ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' version of ''The World's Strongest'', Goku has a problem - Gohan is able to stop Dr. Wheelo and save the day without violence, but Goku had just finished charging the Spirit Bomb. Confused over the situation, Goku decides that maybe he can lay the Spirit Bomb down gently on the ground. There's a huge explosion and Goku's seen laying on the rubble of what's left of Wheelo's lab, groaning out "Good work, team...!"
22nd Dec '16 4:26:12 PM GhostOfAGeek
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* Gangster Dutch Schultz was famously perforated many times by gunfire, especially in the kidneys. When he was laid up in the hospital and dying of his injuries, the cops stopped by to get a statement... and ended up getting what may be the ''strangest'' FamousLastWords [[http://www.feastofhateandfear.com/archives/dutch.html in history]]. People who have problems with the urinary tract, including the kidneys, can be more easily mentally compromised in this manner. It's not uncommon for elderly UTI patients to act this way.

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* Gangster Dutch Schultz was famously perforated many times by gunfire, especially in the kidneys. When he was laid up in the hospital and dying of his injuries, the cops stopped by to get a statement... and ended up getting what may be the ''strangest'' FamousLastWords [[http://www.feastofhateandfear.[[https://web.archive.org/web/20161012183839/http://feastofhateandfear.com/archives/dutch.html in history]]. People who have problems with the urinary tract, including the kidneys, can be more easily mentally compromised in this manner. It's not uncommon for elderly UTI patients to act this way.
22nd Dec '16 4:20:55 PM GhostOfAGeek
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** Seen [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=167865 after a particularly vigorous]] HyperspaceMallet attack.
** Also, after trying coffee for the first time, Summer finds out what happens when the [[CaffeineBulletTime caffeine]] [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=213459 wears off.]]

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** Seen [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=167865 [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/2080331/dude-wheres-your-car/ after a particularly vigorous]] HyperspaceMallet attack.
** Also, after trying coffee for the first time, Summer finds out what happens when the [[CaffeineBulletTime caffeine]] [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=213459 [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1880955/winding-down/ wears off.]]
15th Dec '16 11:49:48 AM AgentSkyblueM7
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--> '''Tick''': *back to male voice* The Duchess? Is she here? Bolly!
9th Dec '16 6:53:48 PM iroanxi
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* ''FanFic/ThisBites'':
** Cross jumps a little too much while up on a tree branch when Luffy comes out of nowhere and surprises him. After he hits the ground, he starts singing "A Bicycle Built For Two" while Soundbite sings some strange amalgamation of "Yankee Doodle" and "Old [=McDonald=]".
** After one of Nami's gold-euphoric dances, Vivi is left with dizzy eyes and mumbling how she doesn't want to learn ballet because Kohza would laugh at her.
6th Dec '16 9:06:56 PM cheril59
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--->'''Bob:''' Is this... Heaven?\\
'''Mr. Asparagus:''' Smells like... Wisconsin!

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--->'''Bob:''' Is this... Am I in...Heaven?\\
'''Mr. Asparagus:''' Smells like... Wisconsin!
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