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Ben's hot, but I think he's gay. Girl #2:
No way. Why? Girl #1:
He asked me if my carpet matches my drapes. Girl #2:
I don't think he's gay. Girl #1:
Oh yeah? Girl #2:
Call him up and tell him he can chew on your carpet! Girl #1:
Person A makes a comment, expecting people
to know the real meaning of it.
Person B takes the comment literally
, and is often unaware that there's more than one meaning to what's being said. Hilarity Ensues
... or maybe not.
This trope is the inversion
of the Un Entendre
See also: Comically Missing the Point
. Can be used for Double Entendres
, and is often the cause of an Innocent Inaccurate
misunderstanding a Hurricane of Euphemisms
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- A commercial shows a man introducing his son to his boss. After a moment the kid looks at the father and says "Daddy, his nose isn't brown."
Anime and Manga
- School Rumble. This trope is the reason Eri thinks that Tenma is no longer a virgin.
- In the first Naruto Shipuuden movie, the plot involves rescuing a hereditary Barrier Maiden (and in the end getting her to accept her role and the need for the position) the movie ends with said girl talking to the protagonist and mentioning that, basically "I'm going to need help fixing someone to succeed my position, mind helping me out with that?". Cue Naruto going "Sure!" and everyone else facepalming...
- Belldandy in Ah! My Goddess frequently misses the actual meaning of people's comments, in one scene in the anime a construction worker speaking to Keiichi remarks that Keiichi probably doesn't get much sleep living with Belldandy, to which Belldandy asks both of them how living with her would keep Keiichi from sleeping.
- In Guards! Guards!, the older, more cynical guards assume that young and innocent Carrot joined the Watch to get away from a bad situation at home. One of them asks him if he "got a girl into trouble", and Carrot, recalling all the times his girlfriend was lectured by her father about how unsuitable he was, says that he did, more than once. He also admitted to staying at "Mrs Palm's" (a notorious brothel) every night, impressing his co-workers, though Carrot was actually under the impression it was a boarding house. His letter home to his family included a line about one of the girls waking him up to ask if he wanted anything "but they had no apples so I said no." Non-sexual Incredibly Lame Pun examples abound throughout the series as well.
- In Men at Arms Nobby tells a dwarf watchman the rumor that dwarves are well-endowed and the dwarf says "yes, that's true. I myself have saved seventy dollars." Dwarves in general fail at understanding innuendo, metaphor and irony.
- Also in Men at Arms, Angua (a very attractive, intelligent werewolf woman) is making overtures to Carrot. Since he's taking things literally, it results in gems like this:
Angua: The only career options for women was the Watch or a seamstress (a.k.a. callgirl in Ankh-Morpork)
Carrot: And you're not very good at sewing.
Angua glared at Carrot but saw nothing except transparent honesty. She sighed and said "Yeah."
- In The Shining, Danny, who has telepathic powers, catches a female hotel guest checking out a bellhop and thinking, "I'd like to get into his pants." Danny, who is five years old and clueless about things sexual, takes it to mean that the lady wanted the guy's pants and is thoroughly confused. He has to talk to Dick Halloran about it before he's informed that this wasn't what she wanted (though Danny being five, he just tells him that she has a dirty mind).
Live Action TV
- This is the entire joke of that Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch. You know, that one. Know what I mean? Know What I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink say no more, eh, eh?
- Inverted in another sketch, which has the same man walk into a shop and start reading the advertisements on the door. After he finds out that neither "small white pussy cat," "chest of drawers," "pram," "babysitter," nor "be a blood donor" are what he's looking for, the shopkeeper hands him a card, which he reads: "Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?"
- Half the jokes on 3rd Rock From The Sun. For example, Sally remarks after her first date that, "Well, he wanted to sleep with me. I wanted sex, but since he was tired I let him go home."
- Nucky's young lawyer in the second season of Boardwalk Empire, when he is offered apple pie.
Chip: "Cherry is more my liking. A la mode, if you catch my meaning."
Nucky: "I actually don't."
- In the That '70s Show episode "The Velvet Rope":
Jackie: Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and we have to study.
Kelso: Study? No, what a gyp! I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No! No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight. And we're gonna "study".
Kelso: Fine! God, I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I gotta go study.
- This is Teal'c's main gag in the first few seasons of Stargate SG-1. Not always sexual.
- A Saturday Night Live skit was built on this premise, as Randy Quaid is trying to explain to Pee-Wee Herman, in euphemisms, that he's thinking about going to a prostitute:
Randy: Well...they wear lots of makeup.
Pee-Wee: A clown!
Randy: ...no, let's just say you wouldn't want to be seen with one.
Pee-Wee: (nods understandingly) A mime!
- In the All in the Family episode "The Bunkers and the Swingers", Edith answers an ad in a magazine, which was written by swingers, but she doesn't get the innuendo and thinks they're just looking for friends. When they show up, Hilarity Ensues.
- In an early episode of The War At Home, Dave is concerned that Hillary might have lost her virginity, and tries to find out if Larry knows anything about it. Apparently, he doesn't.
Dave: Listen, I need to ask you a question. What do you, um... know about your, um... sister's relations?
Larry: You mean like cousins and stuff?
Dave: No, no, no... Do you... do you know if your sister is, you know... active?
Larry: Well, she does do pilates and plays tennis sometimes.
Dave: Why do I even bother with you?
- Pretty much all of the earlier episodes of Two and a Half Men had jokes about Jake not getting the adults sexual innuendos and taking things literally.
- Boy Meets World, in a pregnancy scare episode, had a scene something like this:
Shawn: "Cory, how would you feel if these two waffles got together and made a little waffle?"
Cory: "I think I know what you're getting at, Shawn." *beat* "You'd like seconds. I'll be right back."
- That Mitchell and Webb Look features a sketch with a new doctor starting work in a Bawdy 1970's Hospital. He is soon fired after it becomes apparent he's incapable of making double entendres.
"Shall I get my cock out?"
- Happens in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
Will: Well yeah, I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet...
Ashley: No, what?
(Uncle Phil clears his throat)
Will:...th-they be sayin' "damn he got some big feet."
- In The Big Bang Theory:
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
- In one episode of Hello Cheeky, John gives the joke "The world's long-distance swimming record is held by Liza Garotti, a very successful callgirl from Venice". Tim stands around blinking for a while, before saying that he fails to see the humor in that — a switchboard operator being a good swimmer.
Barry: ...John didn't say 'a switchboard operator', he said 'a callgirl'.
Tim: It's the same thing, isn't it? ...Isn't it?
John: Tim, a callgirl is someone you...call! When you're lonely!
Tim: Oh...when I'm lonely, I call mummy. Does that mean she's a callgirl?
- Angel - a spell has reverted the cast to their teen mentality:
Wesley: It's Wesley, thank you. Wyndham-Pryce. (grabs his lapels, puffs up with pride) I am from the Watcher's Academy in southern Hampshire. In fact, I happen to be head boy.
Cordelia: Gee, I wonder how you earned that nickname.
Wesley: A lot of effort, I don't mind saying.
- A non-sexual variety turns up in the second episode of Arrested Development. George Sr. says several times that there's "always money in the banana stand" when Michael mentions the company's financial trouble, which Michael takes at face value since the banana stand is the only part of their business that actually turns a profit. George Sr. only clarifies what he meant after Michael and George-Michael burn the banana stand down in an act of defiance: He kept a quarter-million dollars in emergency cash hidden in the walls of the stand.
- Meanwhile, the trope is constantly inverted by Tobias, who makes numerous extremely suggestive remarks that he doesn't intend as such, but everyone else immediately picks up on the double meaning.
- Madness' "House of Fun" is about a boy visiting a pharmacist on his sixteenth birthday and asking for a box of "balloons" only to be told he's in the wrong place.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop.
Try the House of Fun (it's quicker if you run)
This is a chemist, not a joke shop.
"Party hats." Simple enough? Clear?
Comprehende, savvy, understand, do you hear?
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" "I keep telling you I don't know, homes, where His Holiness does his business is his business."
The Truth: I never made love to my mother. She wouldn't.
- Tales of Vesperia: During the first few battles with only Yuri and Estelle as your party members you get things like:
Yuri: Yeah, I beat you into next week!
Estelle: Next week? But, can you really—
Yuri: Never mind.
- In Dragon Age: Origins, the golem Shale will ask Zevran why the Warden spared his life after trying to kill him/her. Zevran will ask Shale in turn how anyone could destroy something as attractive as him. When Shale fails to see the point, the following exchange takes place if Alistair is in the party:
: Here, take that templar fellow
. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.
Alistair: A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden!
- The player character can pretend to do this when Leliana invites you into her tent during her romance.
- Becomes a Running Gag in Dragon Age II with Merrill, who periodically will ask if she missed something dirty during conversations with other party members.
- Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood has Leonardo da Vinci attempt to come out of the closet by declaring that, "Women provide little distraction" (from constructing equipment for the Assassins) and not-very-subtly placing a hand on Ezio Auditore's shoulder. However, after a moment Ezio answers, "Wait, I don't get it..." and looks at him with apparent confusion, leading to an awkward silence for the both of them.
- Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors has a conversation between Junpei and June in which she's scared of the possibility of drowning and he thinks she's scared of being alone in an elevator with a boy. And then she says "I might get wet down there." Hilarity Ensues.
- In Mass Effect 3, best buds James and Steve are voicing fan complaints about vehicles in the previous games. Steve says that if James likes the "drunk rhino" approach of the Mako, he should stick with the old Grizzly tank. When James protests that he loves that tank, Steve (who's gay) jokes that the big and burly James would be the one to like grizzly bears. James doesn't get it.
- In Sam & Max: The Mole, the Mob, and the Meatball, Sam is instructed to give the code phrase "Does the carpet match the drapes?" to the mole in hope of getting the correct countersign. The countersign? "Why I never!" and a slap to the face. Think that will be a common response? Nope. You can say it to every NPC in the game, all of which will take the phrase literally.
- lonelygirl15 contains a couple of examples.
- From "Lying Bastards":
Jonas: Listen, Mamasitas lock up your daughters, OK, 'cause the Beast here is south of the border, and, uh, not for nothing dude, you put the "ho" in "Mexico".
Bree: There's no "ho" in "Mexico".
[Awkward silence. Bree shrugs.]
Bree: There's no "ho" in "Mexico"!
- From "Let's Play Doctor":
Jonas: So tell me, uh, what are you doing later?
Sarah: It involves D batteries and makes a lot of noise.
Jonas: Uh... A boombox?
- One episode of Red vs. Blue has Caboose pulling an Entendre Failure on himself, with Tucker's help. When Tucker mentions him and his alien son Junior (long story) being somewhere "in between" human and alien, Caboose replies with "In between two alien... and human... ladies? and later repeatedly wonders aloud "what Tucker's doing in between the two ladies."
- This story on Not Always Learning.
- From The Simpsons episode "Dial 'N' for Nerder":
Martin: Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow.
Bart: Well, I agree you blow.
Martin: Then it's a plan!
Bart: A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you.
Martin: High praise indeed!
Bart: When you look up "blow" in the dictionary—
- Later on in the episode, when Bart buries a bone for Martin to find...
Martin: *gasp* Maybe it's one of the major homos!
Bart: You're one of the—
Lisa: Bart, he's not gonna get it.
- This Overheard quote is the current page quote.
- Tony Attwood tells the story of a child with Asperger syndrome who was asked by a psychiatrist, "Do you hear voices?" The child very naturally said yes. Much consternation and wrong diagnoses ensued.
- To clarify: people with Asperger syndrome have a tendency to interpret things literally. In that case, the children understood "Do you hear voices?" has "Do you hear peoples' voices?".
- From Overheard: "Our bras are 15% off today..."