Warning: Objects in pool may be less evil than they appear.
"Deep in the forest of Albion lay the small town of Oakvale, unchanged by time and untouched by the sword. Here lived a boy and his family. A boy dreaming of greatness. Of one day being a Hero."'
The first game in the Fable series, the initial Fable game focuses on the "Hero of Oakvale."The game starts off peacefully enough, with the main character looking for ways to obtain a gift for his sister's birthday. But once he has, bandits attack his home village of Oakvale and all things go to hell. The youngster hides from the bandits, but his family are not so fortunate. His father is killed, his mother missing and his sister abducted. A member of the Hero's Guild, Maze, stumbles upon the boy and saves him from certain death. Telling him that there is nothing left for him in Oakvale, Maze takes the boy to the Guild to be raised as a hero.The game was later re-released as Fable: The Lost Chapters, which extended the storyline, added new content, and contained an expansive Playable Epilogue ending to better conclude the game (which is considered canon as of Fable II). Another update was later released in February 2014 for Xbox 360, and on PC via Steam in September 2014. Titled Fable Anniversary, the HD remake has the game's visuals rebuilt entirely, a Fable II/III-inspired control scheme, leaderboards and the update pack The Lost Chapters. The Anniversary trailer can be watched here.
This game includes examples of:
Annoying Arrows: Averted and played straight. At the start of the game ranged weapons can be very painful, but they rapidly drop off when you get some health and armor.
A-Team Firing: Rolling (or just moving around, really) can severely impact enemy accuracy, causing their shots to often fly several feet away from you.
Badass Back: If you block an enemy's attack from behind, you parry without even turning around.
Bald of Evil: Literally. The horns evildoers sprout cause a receding hairline. Averted in the second game, wherein Ghoulish players will still have a full head of hair when they sprout their horns. Some sort of twisted demonic evolution at work?
But Thou Must: Twinblade sends assassins after the Hero whether you kill him or not.
The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: During the side-quest "Hobbe Killing Contest" where you compete with Whisper for most Hobbes killed, you'll find that Whisper does not need to give the coup de grace to fallen Hobbes; they simply die instead. This becomes egregious when you defeat a Hobbe only for her to steal the kill.
Everyone Is Bi: In the original. Though many folks took a while to admit it.
Eye Scream: The protagonist's sister had her eyes sliced out during the bandit raid in the prologue when she refused to tell them anything about her brother.
Finish Him!: Jack of Blades orders you to do this to Whisper. You can refuse, although you forfeit a cash prize.
Foreshadowing: One of the new quests in TLC involves a group of Minions attempting an unknown ritual. This ends up hinting at Jack's relation with the Summoners.
Game-Breaking Bug: If you jump at the right spot in the Guild Cave at the beginning of the game, you can jump through the wall and get stuck outside of the map. Since this is an important scene and you haven't found any other locations, you can not fast travel out of it. If you save there, you must start the game over. On the bright side, since it's at the start of the game, you don't lose too much.
Heroic Albino: Choosing the good path for your character results in a very white, glowing hero.
History Repeats: In a very bad way. Jack of Blades is an immortal entity that attaches itself to a new host each time the old one is destroyed by tricking the owner into wearing its mask. Fortunately, you can end the cycle for good—and in fact, Fable II reveals that it's Canon that this happened.
Hoist by His Own Petard: The Guildmaster for a Hero who kills him, in an odd way. In his youth, he was one of the Heroes who rebelled against the idea that heroes absolutely had to be good, arguing that heroes had to be free to make their own choices. (The ideology of choice is a big thing in Albion.) If your hero becomes an evil monster who turns on his mentor, it produces a certain irony. Combined with Fridge Brilliance, as the Guildmaster goes into a rant about the morality of your character's actions. One wonders if at any point the Guildmaster had a similar speech aimed at himself, being warned that destroying the laws governing a Hero's actions would create a force that would destroy him. Ultimately, this immorality in many Heroes leads to their destruction on the advent of readily available firearms when people don't need heroes any more and don't put up with their rampages.
Jack is rendered Deader Than Dead when you use his own mask's function to take his soul after you kill him in dragon form; preventing him from going to another host, and then throw it in lava.
100% Heroism Rating: Aversion. No matter how gloriously good your actions in the story have been, if you've still murdered enough people to push your Karma Meter deep into the red, the villagers will have no inhibitions about telling you just how they feel about their "hero."
You can eat little, defenseless baby chicks to increase your bad karma, jerk.
Infinity+1 Sword: The Sword of Aeons, in the regular version of the game, is the strongest weapon in the game. In the Updated Re-release, it's only the strongest one-handed sword, as its attack power is halved. Avo's Tear is equal to the Sword of Aeons, and almost identical in appearance, but it's gotten in a much nicer way.
Karma Houdini: The Knothole Glade Chief's eldest son in the good ending of the Ransom quest. Even if you expose his plot to have his younger brother murdered, nothing seems to happen to him. Unless, of course, you kill him. Preferably while he's in the woods surrounded by bandits waiting for you to deliver his younger brother.
Lampshade Hanging: The story of Aarkan. If you donate the book to the teacher in Bowerstone, he will begin reading a story about a young boy whose family is slaughtered and his village burned, who then goes on to get revenge. He'll stop reading and call the story "unoriginal tosh".
Lost Forever: If you turn in Lady Grey rather than marry her, you can never get through the Demon Door near her home.
Also, if you give all your Silver Keys to the Demon Door in the Necropolis before you've collected all of them and opened all the treasure chests, you will never be able to open the chests afterwards as there won't be enough Silver Keys left in the world for you to collect.
Loud of War: The Hero is tortured by listening to the Bargate Prison warden read homegrown poetry, which all the other characters treat as worse than the standard whips and chains in the torture chamber.
Multiple Endings: Four note Good karma + Good final choice, Good karma + Evil final choice, Evil karma + Good final choice & Evil karma + Evil final choice , though the *Updated Re-release continues the story past that, and makes which you chose less important by weakening the Sword of Aeons if you choose to get it, and giving you the identical Avo's Tear if you choose not to.
An Updated Re-release of the previous one will be coming out for the Xbox 360 in early 2014. Title Fable Anniversary, it is pretty much just an HD remake.
Murder Is the Best Solution: Unless you took the boast to not kill any bandits, the easiest way to sneak past the bandits at the beginning of the Twinblade quest is to simply snipe them with your bow.
No Hero Discount: Particularly obvious since the only way to get the most powerful weapon in the game is to shell out enough gold to buy a city block. Also, you can be a walking legend in Albion, but you still have to pay the Title Vendor or you'll go down in history as Chicken Chaser.
Rapid Aging: Your character gets a little older every time you level up. This isn't to scale with anyone else, which lead to somewhat disconcerting scenes where you finally meet your long-lost sister who appears to be a young woman while you're a geezer.
Hell, if you rank yourself enough, you'll look older than your mother when you finally see her!
Scary Black Man: Thunder. He's the biggest, burliest bastard in the whole of Albion, and he hates your guts no matter what you do, even if you take mercy on his sister in the Arena.
Self-Imposed Challenge: The game allows the player to make boasts before quests, where the player gambles money on being able to complete it nude, unarmed or with some other added challenge.
Ungrateful Bastard: Even if you spare him, Twinblade will still try to have you assassinated. Multiple times.
Thunder will treat you like garbage no matter what...even if you spare his sister. Although his dialogue options after you spare her are slightly less nasty than the ones he has when you kill her.
The Archaeologist is a prick to you even after you save him.
Unwitting Pawn: Unknown to the hero, Jack of Blades spies on him through his Arena champion's seal for much of the game, leading him straight to Teresa - even, somehow, if the hero mounts the seal over his mantlepiece and never visits his house again.
Updated Re-release: The Lost Chapters, which adds many more side-quests, new areas, another fight with Jack of Blades and several new weapons.
Urban Legend of Zelda: The game is rife with these, with the most famous being the sandgoose and the Singing Sword, as well as the Dragon Cliff, the music box and a host of other things.
Video Game Cruelty Potential: Find a woman that adores you, shower her with gifts, praise, affection and love, bring her on a trip to Darkwood, and then sacrifice her to Skorm, ensuring that she will spend an eternity suffering unimaginable agony. Fun for the whole family!
Walking the Earth: If you spare Whisper, she ends up leaving the Guild to do this. According to the Oracle in The Lost Chapters, she eventually settles down and becomes a famous guardian of an unknown land in the west.
"Where Are They Now?" Epilogue: Although it's not part of the ending, conversing with the Oracle in The Lost Chapters will tell you the fate of several characters from the main game.
You Can't Thwart Stage One: Even though you have a virtual army of Guild mates (including Thunder, depending on your previous choices), you're always just a few seconds too late to stop Jack from activating the Focus Sites.