Blessed with Suck
Ah. Damn. Well, it could be worse: you could've hugged your daughter earlier (though he did, in fact, touch his cat).
"And as he drove on, the rain clouds dragged down the sky after him for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him."
Blessed With Suck is one of those tropes that comes in a few distinct flavors. Generally, it's when a character is given a special ability that seems to cause nothing but trouble:
- By far, the most common variation is that the writers have seen fit to give you a special power that is, to be frank, stupid or useless.
- In other, more extreme cases, your power is actually too dangerous to use. See also I'm Having Soul Pains.
- Sometimes your power sounds really, really cool at first, but it turns out to have a lousy limitation or weakness, control problem, lacks the Required Secondary Powers, or (in the worst cases) has very dangerous side-effects.
- Sometimes the blessing is actually beneficial - but extenuating circumstances have ruined the potential fun. For example, A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read, And Your Little Dog Too, Power-Upgrading Deformation or Mutant Draft Board.
- Often the original "blessing" turns out to be a curse when you stop to think about it, thanks to Exact Words, or not taking into account the intrinsic consequences. For example, Midas' touch. This is usually a Fantastic Aesop.
Examples
- Anime and Manga
- Comic Books
- Card Games
- Fan Fic
- Film
- Literature
- Live-Action TV
- Mythology
- New Media
- Professional Wrestling
- Tabletop Games
- Video Games
- Webcomics
- Web Original
- Western Animation
- Real Life

