CaptianGarlic's LP of Icewind Dale 2 is wall-to-wall hilarity, particularly with Urggzob, a psychotic half-orc barbarian/fighter whose every line is pure gold.
Urggzob: "WHY IS URGGZOB IN THE BUBBLE? LET URGGZOB OUT!"
Kruskrack: "One of them was about to have your leg off, Urggzob."
Urggzob: "That's what it is for! It detaches for extra crushing antics!"
Marty: "Good gods! Dead yeti fiesta!"
Urggzob: "Aha ha ha! Urggzob is like a party planner, but instead of boxes full of presents, he gives bodies full of mangled organs!"
Narrator: "Naturally, the fight begins with Heronius setting everything on fire."
Heronius: "In fairness, I got more goblins than party members this time."
Urrgzob: "IN FAIRNESS, URGGZOB IS BURNING AND CRUSHING BOTH AT ONCE!"
Marty: "I really should just get fire-retardant clothes, shouldn't I?"
Urrgzob: "There needs to be a word for crushing and burning!"
Urrgzob: "Very good, words man!"
Pretty much any line by Urggzob is like that.
Urggzob: "Urggzob is like a small country whose primary exports are pain and crushing!"
And whatever it is, Urggzob is always ten of it. Ten soldiers, ten miners, ten lumberjacks...
Urggzob: "Take that, out-of-place fauna!"
Kruskrack: "Urggzob, how do you even KNOW that word?"
Urggzob: "Urggzob is ten zoologis—"
Kruskrack: "Forget I asked."
There's also Heronius Napalm V esq., whose penchant for setting his own party members on fire is only matched by his insufferably unnecessary arrogance that constantly gets the party in unnecessary fights. For example, he openly insults the shortness of a fortress of duergar, while hip deep in them.
Napalm: Kruskrak, my fair apprentice. Answer me a question. Kruskrak: I'm not your apprentice. Napalm: Why is it that we've been running amok doing odd jobs for midgets? Marty: I think they don't like being called that, man. Napalm: Bollocks! Short people don't have the mental capacity to be angry at Heronius Napalm V, esq. Clobberella: Bold new frontiers of bigotry, ahoy. Pip: I don't think you should be saying that when there's dozens of them all around us, 'Ronius. Kruskrak: Can I leave? Before something terrible happens? Napalm: No, you can't. Anyway, I'm off to prove all you silly sausages wrong. One moment. Urggzob: Urggzob thinks sausages are overrated foodstuffs. Napalm: Ahem. Attention midgets! You're all reprehensible burdens on an otherwise productive and well-organized society of persons of normal height!
Or he insults the bodyguard for a merchant, making the whole group attack him. In fact, in a case where the enemy attacks unprovoked....
Narrator: Venturing east, we find more driders. They attack without giving us chance to be insulting, however.
Napalm: Uncultured bastards!
Nakar's LP of the majority of theUltimaseries, with his character, a female druid named Steve, doing everything in her power to get every valuable/useful treasure possible while killing everybody that she feels needs killing (some multiple times) throughout Ultima IV-VII and Martian Dreams. The best moments come from Steve's adventures starting from Ultima VI, where, to reflect on the fact that Origin has started giving NPCs better dialogue and characterization, Nakar has provided even more glaringly obvious clues that Steve really isn't the best person to be Avatar, and given other characters extra lines that they probably would not have said had they not met someone as misanthropic, selfish, and insane as Steve. For example, when Steve shows off her new enchanted staves in Ultima VI:
Steve: LB, great news! I've finally remembered how to cast 7th Circle spells for like the fifteenth time since I started coming to your chickenshit country! Lord British: You're not going to try Kill on me again, are you? Because that doesn't work. Steve: No no, this time I've used my powers for constructive purposes, with the spell Enchant! Lord British: Really? ...well I'll be damned. I guess you can sometimes do something without being a complete jackass. Steve: I have enchanted one of these two staves with the In Corp (Kill) spell, affectionately dubbed Killstick. The other is enchanted with Vas Mani (Great Heal). Behold as I, without the expenditure of magical points or reagents, heal Shamino of all injuries! Use-Staff With In Corp On whom: Shamino Steve: ...did that work? Lord British waves his hand, and Shamino is resurrected! Lord British: My God, is this what she's like when you guys aren't here? Iolo: I'm afraid so. Lord British: And people put up with this? Shamino: Well, not exactly. She- Dupre: Shhhhh! Seggallion: She shot everyone in Skara Brae with a cannon, for one thing. Steve: Dude! Be cool! Sherry: She made me have sex with some lady! Steve: That was a birthday present! Mice have birthdays, right? Lord British: Steve, are you fucking serious? No wonder everyone hates me. Steve: I'm not the one who goes running off to Doom every five games. You know how many mirrors I've been trapped in before? I mean besides the time I went into the mirror to rescue you. And that one time in Ultima II. But other than those two times never. Lord British: If I let you go to the gargoyle world unaccompanied I just know you're going to fuck everything up. I'm coming along. Dupre: Wait, what? <Lord British joins the party> Lord British: Right, because we can completely trust Steve after everything she's done so far. Iolo: That's........... a surprisingly solid point, your majesty. Lord British: Alright prom queen, let's mosey.
Steve: I got you guys a present. Iolo: You performed an elaborate ruse in order to rob my store for a weapon you will now give to me. Steve: Yep. Iolo: Jesus.
Then, to round it off, they rob the bank.
Steve: Well, since certain assholes spent all the money we ripped off the wisps last time we were here, we're gonna need to rob the bank. Spark: Couldn't we just work for it? Steve, Iolo, Shamino: Hahahahahahahahha. Steve: Seriously though I have a brilliant plan.
Not going to spoil the plan, but let's just say it all goes fine until:
Iolo: Steve, I feel you should know... Steve: What!? Iolo: That wasn't Cynthia. Steve: ... Iolo: You switched targets after Cynthia rushed ahead of us going into the Blue Boar. Steve: Then who the hell did we just poison to death? Shamino: Candice, the museum curator. Steve: <picks up Candice's body> Whoooooooooopsie-daisy! Spark: Are we in trouble? Steve: No, no, we just have to take her to Lord British. He'll be able to fix this. <cut to Lord British's dining room, where Lord British is in the middle of eating> Steve: Hey guys! Hate to interrupt, but- Lord British: I hate you so much, Steve. <resurrects Candice> Candice: Where am I? Why am I standing on a table? Am I a hooker? Steve: If I say yes, will you take your dress off? Lord British: ...get out of my castle.
Then the plan goes exactly as, uh, planned. Another trip to LB's castle later...
Lord British: You know what? At this point I just don't care anymore. I'm going to raise this person and then I'm going to go lie down. <cut to Lord British in bed with Steve while her party stands around> Lord British: I don't recall asking you to join me. Steve: Sure, like you need both sides of your bed. Iolo: Is it okay if the rest of us just hang out here? Shamino: I got Uno. Spark: Awesome! This should be a fun night.
Dupre: Say, you're not going to make me carry a boat again, right? Steve: Oh no, no, not a boat. <hackmoves the ship's hold to Dupre> Just part of one. Dupre: I don't think it's actually physically possible to carry the hold of a ship, Steve. Steve: You're just not trying hard enough. Dupre: I think I tore something in my arm. I say something because this is a pain unlike any other I have experienced in my life and it seems I have sundered tendons which until quite recently were only assumed to exist within the human body. Shamino: More booze, then? Dupre: Please.
Candice: I... suppose it is a unique display. People will definitely be interested in part of this at least. Actually... you know what? This is better. That old stuff sucked balls. Iolo: Speaking of which, where did you put all the old exhibits, Steve? <cut to a shot of Lock Lake, where all the old museum exhibits now reside, amongst a pile of garbage> Steve: Ummmmmm, I put them in storage.
Steve: And then, and then, Iolo decides it's the proper time to declare allegiance to Lord British. Right in front of the fucking queen or whatever she is. Shamino: He never did have good judgment, did he? Dupre: I can't help but think it should've been me in there. Steve: Yeah, but it isn't. Dupre: True.
Steve: Now then, let us really begin with this defense. Lady Yelinda: I'm not sure I understand, Avatar. You've already ca- Steve: I call Death Cannon to witness before the Oracle. Shamino: Oh crap, duck and cover! Steve: No, I mean, as an actual witness. Dupre: That actually makes less sense than what we thought you were going to do with it.
Batlin: <on phone> B-Dawg. Talk to me. Steve: Hahahhaha. I mean, uh, IS THIS BATLIN? Batlin: ...boss? Steve: Y-YEAH. THIS IS THE GUARDIAN. I AM. I AM THE GUARDIAN. AND I COMMAND YOU TO ANSWER WHETHER YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING. Batlin: Who is this? Is this the Avatar? Steve: Ummmmm... no? Batlin: What the hell, Steve! Do you even know where I am? I barely even get a signal up here. My plan is going to fucking wring me dry thanks to you, the roaming fees are outrageous. Who even gave you this number? Steve: Uh, well... The Guardian: I was under oath, man, what was I supposed to do? Batlin: You told me this was for emergency calls only. The Guardian: We were just calling to ask about Iolo. Batlin: Well that is great, boss, that is just fucking fantastic. You called me to talk about Iolo. Iolo. That fat prick licks more of Lord British's asshole than his knocked-up chambermaid. Why the hell would you waste my time plotting against you and the Avatar and pretty much everybody while I'm freezing my nuts off to talk about Iolo? Steve: Lord British, is this true? Lord British: Yeah, he's a total asslicker. Dupre: Where did he come from? Steve: No further questions. I'll come by and kill you later buddy. Batlin: Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
And So The Parade Of Witnesses Continued...
Steve: I call Pharaoh Man to witness before the Oracle. Pharaoh Man: Why would you even call me? I'm not in this game. Steve: Oh. Well, I guess you're not. Carry on then. Guy FromExcitebike: Can I go too? Steve: No, you have to stay Guy From Excitebike. I may yet have need of you... or your bike. Lady Yelinda: What the hell, is anything sacred to you?
WOOB WOOB WOOB!
Synth Orange's Princess Maker 2
SynthOrange has a few in his LP of Princess Maker 2. It starts early, with his decidng that since it's a Gainax game, the proper dad is Gendo Ikari. Key among them: Gendo, following Lizzie's death against the War God, trying to prove to himself he's a good parent by playing an Evangelion Shinji-raising sim... only to get a Shinji/Kaworu ending. Cue the Big "NO!".
Cube:...and he keeps ending up with Kaoru? Maybe if you sent him for more sports training...
Gendo:NO! He's there too, and that just ends up with them both in the showers!
"No, Lizzie, for the last time, I don't know where God's pressure points are!"
It's the little pieces of fanart that make this troper cry with laughter - Chapters 6 and 7 especially.
Don't forget Gendo taking the bust enhancement pills.
The Fire Emblem Elibe crossover scene when the party gets an item of the same name. But especially:
Magi Hector: Alright. Which one of you gangly fuckers is Hector?
Lord Hector: I am!
Magi Hector: Wrong.
(Blasts FE Hector out of existence)
Magi Hector:I am Hector, and this is MY HOUSE.
The whole Ein/Fia bickering until they get to the Kiku-Ichimonji sword. And Lina's speech to end it, just because their arguing got in the way of her loot.
Lina: Both of you shut up! You're compromising the integrity of the party with your arguing and I'm sick of it! The way you're behaving is an absolute disgrace!Have you both forgotten the reason why we're here? Have you so little respect for our cause that you're willing to risk undoing everything we're fighting for, just to indulge in your stupid, pointless, CHILDISH bickering?! You will NOT do this anymore! NOT WHEN THERE IS LOOT TO BE HAD! UNDERSTAND?!
(After she gets the sword).
Lina: Alright. You two can fight all you want now.
Lina comparing relationships to looting.
Bypass the defences, grab everything you can get your hands on, run away laughing.
And her reaction to the Zombie Dragon not dropping any loot. Lina is a fountain of these in Mireno.
"You know, the Underworld is a cold place. Very cold. Very dark, too. And you can start a fire, and it'll be warm, but you'll still feel cold. Because it's not just in your body, you see. It's in your head. The chill. The atmosphere. The whole place. It worms its way into your head and it never lets you forget, even for a second, that you're dead. It's a little too much to bear sometimes, even for me.So thank you for this. Because now, when it is too cold and too dark, I'll remember this moment. I will say to myself, "Ein got the shit kicked out of him by fairies." And then I'll be fine. I'll be just fine."
Then there's Alfred's master plan. I had to pause to get myself back together just so I could continue watching.
Not Pigeon's Let's Play of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, starring Trielo the Treecko and Floyd the Squirtle, which can be found here. It features such highlights as:
Linking to TV Tropes in just about every sentence.
Lampshading the fourth wall instead of staying behind it
A multitude of hilarious characters, such as Trielo the Deadpan Snarker, Nether the Ledyba who tries to be gangster, Jan the bipolar Nidoran (there's a fair amount of gender confusion there as Jan is a male Nidoran, (but Not Pigeon said that in this LP, pink Nidoran= female) and later addition Kevin is a female Nidoran), Norman the stuttering Hoothoot, and Scrappy the Magnemite, who the main character hates like hell.
Singing I Am The Walrus in Mt Steel since they had to do something between floors.
Trying to introduce Christmas in a world with no night.
Pointing out just about every possible Double Entendre in a sentence, such as this:
Ekans: Caterpie's mama will give us a generous reward- Nether: Wait, what? That's sick. Y'all are sick mother- Floyd: Hey, language! Trielo: Even not reading into it, your logic is pretty goddamned stupid. Butterfree's a middle-class housewife. Not the kind of person you can extort large sums of cash out of.
Having a female Nidoran who should be male, who loves hugs and is very very bipolar.
Brisulph's LP of Pokemon Blue has one spectacular moment after he defeats Lance. Prepare to laugh.
In this update of Metroixer's Pokemon Blue LP, he takes a break to show glitches from the Yellow version instead. His interactions with Pikachu are highly entertaining.
Met: ...If you were to level up Glitchizard to level 255 it will evolve into either a Magnemite or a Geodude. What determines this, no one seems to know, but these pokemon then evolve into their own respective evolutions i.e. Magneton and Graveler. Technically, Graveler could then evolve into a Golem, so you could end up with a Golem that knows moves normally only fire types would know. It's a bit too much trouble, but if you're looking for something special, there ya go. ISN'T THAT INTERESTING PIKACHU? (Pikachu looks completely uninterested) Met: God fuck you
That entire LP is comedy gold. There's also this update with Fatty the Raichu and his chain of glitched-out evolutions:
" What? FATTY is evolving!"
Met: My Raichu is EVOLVING!? Wait, does this mean the rumors are
"FATTY evolved into PRIMEAPE!"
Met: Wait how did you just
"9 9 evolved into METAPOD!"
Met: I DON'T EVENHAVEA
"FATTY evolved into Clefairy!"
Met: HOW IS THAT EVEN
"FATTY evolved into KANGASKHAN!"
The epic Angrish rants in both Great Cartoonist's and Token's respective Pokémon Let's Plays. Great Cartoonist (also, his Charmander) could only say nothing but GODDAMMIT after learning he had to go back to Pallet Town for a pointless Fetch Quest (this after declaring he would never go back FOREVER), while TokenASSHAT exploded in rage after getting called by NPC trainer Joey just before he was about to fight the final Sage in Sprout Tower, resulting in him issuing death threats to Joey and then saying nothing but FUCK YOU for a long time (though not as long as Great Cartoonist's string of GODDAMMITs) while deleting Joey's number from his list.
He does it AGAIN in Platinum, when it's a RUNNER! Zapdos is officially Slowflake's bitch for life. (He does the same with Articuno in Platinum too.)
And then in Emerald, that good luck with getting the Legendary Birds comes back to bite him — it takes so long to find a Ralts with Trace that Torchic hits level 16 and evolves! When he finally caught one, Combusken was level 20.
In the same game, he changes the Trendy Phrase to "Adult Anime" — basically giving Dewford Town's population a hentai fetish!
Also in the same game,, the part were Rayquaza came down from the sky to stop Groudon's and Kyogre's fighting.
One of his MageKnight404's is playing Pokemon White blind. In universe Hilda the is the trainer and Ray is the one who oversees what she is doing and showing it to his fans. While actually Ray plays and dubs it later. At the part one Hilda finds out that that people are going to be watching her Pokemon journey.
Ray: So thanks for watching part 1 of Pokemon White.
Hilda: Wait what? Who are you talking to?
Ray: My fans. The viewers who are going to be watching this.
Hilda: Wait WHAT!? People are going to be watching me!?
Infiltrate a secure military compound and gain access to their ICBM stock? No problem! Seriously though, this is stupid. Borderline suicidal. No, we're not doing it. It's stupid. Really, really stupid. Whoever goes will be shot on sight. It is a suicide mission.
Oh, we could be here all day long on Let's Break Final Fantasy II!, but what everyone really remembers is the Toads. Once Guido gets the Toad spell up to a decent level, every single battle is reduced to him polymorphing the poor enemy into a harmless toad. Guard captain? Toad! Giant made of fire? Toad! The Emperor's human form? Toad! A giant toad? Toad! It gets to the point where he refers to Tiamat as the "demon goddess of small helpless amphibians", and Astaroth as the "demon lord of getting turned into a toad" or a monster in a box as a "soon to be toad in a box". But the absolute best bit is the final battle, against the final boss who is out-and-out immune to Toad. How does he win? by casting a "protection from Toad" spell on the Emperor, and then having someone else cast Toad 1. The wall blocks the spell, but the animation still goes off; which means that the Emperor turns into a toad, and hops away. Battle. Won. But the absolute best part of that is what the game's battle screen says, in spite of all evidence to the contrary: "TOAD 1 - Failed"
Speaking of Marty, there's the player's strategy for dealing with the Captain enemies WAY earlier than one can usually kill them, which involves Marty dying over and over. Understandably, she's not happy about it.
(after managing a Teleport / Draw Out that ends Celia and Lede and puts some major hurt on Elmdor) "WHAP. FUCKING WHAP. IT TOOK SIX TRIES TO GET THIS TO HAPPEN."
"...At this point things start go right, so the Benny Hill theme doesn't fit the failure reel from before. But, it still fits, considering how everyone runs around like headless chickens and Elmdor loses his clothing."
Also from Final Fantasy Tactics when Ramza is accused of heresy he throws an axe at Zalmo the man who came to arrest him for heresy. Shortly afterwards Ramza says he's done nothing to be labeled a heretic cue:
And another from that LP: frustrations are expressed when the Bull Demon that's supposed to be making eggs of Minotaurus and Sacreds just won't cooperate.
HAVE KIDS AUGH
Hey, wait, guess what's 14 characters?
*cue cut to OFS renaming his Bull Demon to "HAVE KIDS AUGH"*
And a combination moment of Funny and Awesome rounds off the "Rod Breaking Central". He broke a fire rod (breaking rods had become impractical compared to the spells right around the third Gilgamesh battle, and he had been breaking rods over boss' heads since Walse Tower until then) to finish off the battle with Enuo. Completed with one last update to the "Rods Broken" counter.
...Harry and his 'daughter' are driving through the West Virginian mountains. Harry's had a bit too much to drink. In this picture, he's debating whether he should a) stop to piss, b) try to piss out of the window while driving, or c) just let it all flow. (Cybil drives past) Oh shit, a cop. So much for plan B. The cop passes Harry. A couple of miles down the road, we see her bike lying in the ditch. Harry, being the pissfaced charmer he is, steps on the gas. (a girl walks onto the road) Trouble ahead! Just before he sees the girl on the road, the fifteen whiskey sodas in Harry's stomach send him into a mild stupor... ...causing him to hit a girl in blue. Meanwhile, on the driver's seat, plan C is put into motion.
Not only giving Pyramid Head dialogue, and not only turning him into a Fake Brit who is offended by James' uncouth behaviour, but making him best friends with Eddie.
PH: Why, top of the morning to you, sir Eddie. Eddie: Likewise, baron Head. I say, what brings you to my humble abode on this early hour? PH: I am throwing a part-eh tonight... nothing fancy, just some good wine and two or three fine dames, and I was wondering if you'd like to honor me with your presence? Eddie: Tell me old friend, do you intend to invite any two-legged dames this time? PH: I'm sure something can be arranged. Eddie: In that case, the pleasure will be all mine. PH: Most excellent! Ta-ta!
In L0rd Vega's blind LP of Silent Hill 2, he spent about an hour running around the hospital (and getting lost repeatedly in the process) trying to open five different locks on a heavily chained-up box. And then he finally gets it open:
Vega: ...WHAT. Th- wh- What does that say. I've become unable to read, what does that say?
No, wait, there's something...
You got a piece of hair.
Vega: ...I got a piece of hair. I got a piece of hair! Five locks. Why did I get a-? Wh-? I don't even know how to express the anger I feel right now. Maria, I'm considering killing you. I got a piece of hair. I got a piece of hair. NO, I DIDN'T FIND LAURA, SHUT UP.
The entirety of Quadraxis14's Silent Hill 4 LP, like when they call the bar:
(dials number) Jason: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza? (Silent Hill static) Jason: It sounds like they're cutting the pizza right now! Quady: It's happy chainsaw hour and Bar South Ashfield.
The Persona 4 Endurance Run of Giant Bomb had quite a few under their belt, usually from the players' reactions of the events of each games and the various ways they actually manage to screw up within the game.
Especially when the guys get to the level 10 social link scene for Chie. They "roleplay" the whole thing as a drug trip that culminates in Chie pretty much seeing stars and gaining a new persona. "And then we really started tripping out."
Chie: From me to you.
Jeff: Um... Herpes! A gift that keeps on giving.
The end of episode 150 (specifically, the encounter with the Silent Nyogo and Pure Papillon) had this troper laughing so hard she cried.
There was their horrified reaction of accidentally rolling Abaddon◊.
Magnus: "The sole reason balance exists is so that it can eventually be tipped!" RaidouFrost: "That makes no sense. Go crawl back in your corner."
Chaos Heroine: "You killed Magnus...How can you live with yourself, killing your friend with a straight face!? Have you no remorse!?" RaidouFrost: "I have no remorse, because he was a douchebag. It's not rocket science." Chaos Heroine: "I'm...actually Lilith." RaidouFrost: "Can I fuse you? Please?"
Crowley: "Dammitall! A full moon is the perfect night for a Sabbath, but Lucifer forbade me from having one!" RaidouFrost: "There's always next full moon, or you could just try asking nicely. No reason to get so—" Crowley: "Aarrgh! I'm SO FREAKING HORNY!!!!" RaidouFrost: "WHOA. Apparently, 'Sabbath' means 'demon orgy'."
The conclusion to this group Let's Play of Mario Party 2. It's not much on its own, but after an hour and a half of watching the players attempt to one-up each other, get increasingly more frustrated as the game length drags on, and generally suffer through any number of both self- and game-inflicted difficulties, seeing the game dramatically reveal that everyone lost to the one computer-controlled player (on easy mode!) is hilarious.
From hankgames, in Hank and Katherine Play Super Mario Bros. Wii. The Katherine has a tendency to lose it when get really hard. Particularly in this one, when she starts screaming 'WORLD FIVE FORT!' over and over.
Also in part 19, The Katherine's epic freak out over the boos.
When their friends Michael Aranda and Charlie Mc Donnell join in the fun, that's when things really start to go downhill.
Michael's "special relationship" with the Toad who runs the minigames, in particular, has to been seen to be believed.
His use of, "I'm a mushroom," to end arguments between Hank and the Katherine is especially hilarious.
Charlie's quiet nature and deadpan commentary makes the LP that much funnier.
In their Co-Playthrough of Mario Party 5, Boogycarl (Boogytroy and Carl 10 O 1) are playing the last board, Bowser Nightmare, when they set off the happening space that causes Bowser to walk around the board and turn all spaces red. Hilarity Ensues with Boogy scolding Bowser and begging him to stop. The best part is they had no idea what the happening space they landed on even did.
Chaos Sinful Rose's LP of Paper Mario goes awry after encountering a Game-Breaking Bug in Episode 32 when Sushie's Tidal Wave (known for some lag issues) ends up FREEZING the game after hitting 5 enemies on Chapter 5's boss, Lava Piranha. Stopping midway through the damage calculation.
Radiation's Let's PlaySome game no one cares about. First of all there is the inherent humor to be found in naming Ness "Toast", making his favorite food "Babies", and his favorite thing (and consequently, his signature PSI attack) "Uiuuh", but the real hilarity is all the character-based humor.
Toast: *upon meeting the Titanic Ant* "I knew this was going to be a fight to the death. I ripped off all my clothing and threw my bat against the wall, flexing my manly 13-year-old biceps and raising my eyebrows. I licked my lips and leapt into battle."
"And then he (Diamond Dog) flashed us a 1,000,000,000,000 dollar smile because his body is made out of god damned DIAMONDS."
His... unique ways of using the various assist PSI he gets during the game:
Lifeup Alpha and Beta: Licking people on the ear
Lifeup Gamma: psychically knitting together wounds and erasing damage. He vows to use this only in emergencies because he loves creeping people out by licking them on the ear.
Another moment is also on MageKnight404's LP of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn let's play; in part 122 he inserts Getter Robo's STONER SUNSHINE as a replacement to what happens. This troper (Gamer14) is responsible for the inside joke. You can watch this scene here.
Ireally want to watch this now. From start to finish, of course... can someone provide a link to part 1? Because I can't seem to find it.
Fedule'sLet's Play of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, where Mist winds up godly post-promotion and during chapter 27, when Ike fights the Black Knight, the LP-er describes how the mechanics work of the fight...and then all of a sudden, the screenshot shows Mist fighting the Black Knight. She doesn't deal any damage, yet she was RNG-blessed enough she survives and doesn't even get doubled.
*Artix gives Nino Afa's Drops (which causes the game to declare "Maturity increased") and a Body Ring*
Artix: First thing is to stuff [Nino] with the Afa's drops so we can see no real benefit from doing so by the end of the chapter. We're also giving her a Body Ring to help that abysmal constitution a little bit. She's still weighed down a little by the Thunder tome, but she's essentially starting with an extra 2 speed because of it, and she needs all the help she can get.
On a related note, Lanipinator also did a Let's Play of both Amnesia and Justine. The breakdown after having gotten the 100% completion for Justine (and not realizing that Justine saying "I'm still alive" as a reference to Portal IS the 100% bonus), Lani suffers a Villanous Breakdown, restarting the game and killing every one of the trapped men, along with himself in the final watery chamber.
Also, he's just made it through the Quickman screen, dodged past a bunch of spikes on his first try... and dies to one of IWBTG's infamous out-of-nowhere traps, not two seconds away from saving his game. There is a moment of complete silence. Then: *singsong tone* "WE ALL SAW THAT FUCKING COMING... FROM A MILE AWAY!"
Another moment comes when Cloud is facing Kraidgief. In the middle of the battle, Cloud activates a glitch making the boss freeze so he could get the fight over with faster. While Cloud thinks he may have defeated Kraidgief, he takes the opportunity to run to the other end of the room to go to the next screen. Kraidgief then rises from the floor and destroys the Kid, much to Cloud's dismay. Cloud then responds with "My cockiness knows no bounds...I just got owned" in song fashion.
From UltraJMan's LP of the same game, his reaction to the... 'special' death at 8:57.
Cyber Shell's lets play is loaded with these. From his oversimplifying of what people say ("Gordon, you need to ride the choo choo train to the surface") to his tendency to kill scientists and guards and his dignifiedmemorials for them. Lets not forget his reaction when he figures out he has to turn on another power generator.
(after killing the scientist) I hope you go to hell where you have to run around and turn on generators for all eternity!
Jade Star's LP of UFO: Aftermath has one that also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome once the Reticulans try diplomacy. As news of the possible peace spreads throughout the Council of Earth bases, various people react in different ways. One response came in the form of graffitti found at one of the European bases:
Dwarf Fortress. Boatmurdered. Watch as a once promising mining camp is subjected to a crucible of invasion, madness, and bloodthirsty pachyderms that slowly twists it into a dark and malevolent pit lying at the center of an ashen, bone-studded wasteland. Through the players' (mis)management and some appalling bad luck, Boatmurdered becomes a realm of horror that they realize adventuring parties will be queuing up to delve into.
One quote in particular sticks out to me: "DID I MENTION HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!?"
The sections written by "StarkRavingMad" are especially priceless, combining a slow descent into madness with a passionate love of Deadwood. The effect of this combination on his vocabulary is... explosive.
So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants...
WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! HOPE YOU LIKE MIASMA!!
Cybershell13's Sonic 3 and Knuckles LP was punctuated by giving the barrel in Carnival Night Zone an annoyance (Or as it was rendered in the video proper, Cunt-O-Meter) rating of one, using Adobe related nonsense to play it up, "Also Sprach Zarathustra" and all, proceeds to mock the "worst" Guide Dang It moment in all of video games and then acts like an arse for the rest of the video, skipping out on a special stage and everything.
It continues into Ice Cap Zone, where he denies what he perceives to be very well liked music (in Ice Cap Zone act 1)... by getting the 7th emerald and proceeding to go through the act as Super Sonic.
Kicking off Labyrinth Zone Act 2 with a Cluster F-Bomb about spikes, giving them a well deserved entry on the Cunt-O-Meter to boot: "Spikes are motherfucking pieces of shit cocksucking homo faggot bitchass motherfuckers, that can suck my dick!"
There was also the enemy summary for Metropolis Zone in his Sonic 2 LP. Most of the enemies score highly—4 or 5 out of 5 Eggman logos—on the aforementioned Cunt-O-Meter. Then he gets to the Asteron...and the entire background fills with Eggman logos.
Asteron is the King of Cunts (the title previously being held by the Bomb enemy from Sonic 1. With a crown and everything. He even made the bomb appear just to take its crown!) The only things to get above a 5 on that meter are the spikes, this enemy, and final bosses. It is unclear where Newtron fits on the scale.
Paw Dugan's first ever LP, of King's Quest V, is an incredibly funny and sophisticated work for someone who usually just talks about music. Probably the best part is his outrage over not being thanked after returning a woman cursed to be transformed into a tree to normal.
Paw finally discovers why he's been carrying around that delicious custard pie: to throw in a Yeti's face.
This bit, where King Graham has to jump across a series of stepping stones in the mountains
Why, Jumpman, why? Fluff fluff fluff. Farfignoogen. Foooooooninininushnublah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Largle largle largle largle! (singing) I am a bee! I am such a... (stops playing) I need a moment to regain my sanity. Shooshooshooshoosh, shooshoosh shooshooshoosh. ... Is my sanity back yet? No. Bloobloobloobloo...
And inspeaking of Psychedelic Eyeball...he has some crazy moments in his Prince of Persia Lets Plays.
After he drinks a slow-fall potion...
Psychedelic Eyeball: HOOOOAAA...It looks like we're baaaaaack! I feeeeel sooooo light! And this...I want to drink the fruit-*it wears off* and diiiie!
In his Prince of Persia 2 Let's Play, he makes a Running Gag about how the prince should not dance because it is painful, and a couple times he makes the prince dance only for the prince to be hurt. (Referring of course to the Guide Dang IT way you become the Shadow Prince)
When he gets the new sword...
Psychedelic Eyeball: ...there is only one thing we can do...to restore those memories...WE MUST GO ON A RAMPAGE!!!DIE DIE!!
Psychedellic Eyeball Let's see if he has any advice to say to me ...that is...if I can speak to him. Come on. Hey buddy, I want to speak to you. *Camera Screw* Ah jesus christ. *Jump Cut* HI BUDDY! I'M STANDING ON YOUR TABLE! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I wanna-*Camera Screw* AAAAAH! *Jump Cut* Please! Let me TALK to you! *Jump Cut* Fuck you buddy. HEY! OVER HERE! Your employee here is defective! Please replace him!"
Rooreeloo's Banjo-Kazooie Let's Plays are always good, but there's one part in particular in his Let's Play of Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts that's really great, in which he does a ski jump based challenge using all of his vehicles so far (including fan-made ones that include Shout Outs to Optimus Prime and the Delorean. But the best part is at the end, in which the vehicle starts flying around like crazy until it comes to a complete halt. See it here starting at 10:47.
Running over L.O.G. when he mentions Canary Mary.
Speaking of whom, his reaction to seeing her in Tooie's Cloudcuckooland is to attack her while still transformed as a bee...to no advail.
Also, Flare Elevar's Spyro the DragonLet's Plays are fun to watch, as text commentary is used to make jokes as well as explain things. It comes to a head here when the video is seemingly hijacked by an unknown entity, and Hilarity Ensues.
Tiro DVD, Let's Play Cubivore, episode 32. He decides that the epic, multi-boss battle near the end of the game is too boring, so he decides to spice it up. By reading poetry over it. The first poem is by E. E. Cummings, the second one is by Catullus and needs to be bleeped out. Watch it here.
LuizPrower needs to be mentioned here; his playthroughs have spawned way too many hilarious moments to count, such as "DID I JUST GET SHOT?". Unfortunately, his account was hacked and his videos were deleted; however, he managed to recover some of them, including the infamous Waddle Dee video. note Luiz: "HACKER! Hacker! LIES! What I see on the screen is lies! Lies and deceit!" Oni: "Why am I still doing this?"'' Ever since then, he has started over and has generated a few CMoFs:
"Clinger Winger!/Turtle Soup!/Toad Soup, whatever!/'Cause we didn't rip off Ninja Turtles!"
This Troper™ nominates Icrangirl for this page. Whenever she gets startled, she makes these incredibly high-pitched squeaks and screams that clash a lot with her normally deep voice. Her Crowning Moment of Funny came during the second half of part 12 of her Let's Play of Brutal Mario (a Super Mario World 1 ROM hack), when she encountered what she dubbed "pissed-off Bullet Bills". Said bullets were a special flashing breed of bullet that used to be exclusive to that game; they came at the player suddenly and constantly homed in. Halfway through the level, she goes completely batshit and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, making such crazy quotes as "NOT NATURAL! NOT NATURAL!!!" in the process. When she's done, she breathes heavily as if she had just orgasmed, and when a friend who happened to be with her at the time says, "That was hilarious; do it again!" she makes an incredibly bitchy retort of "YOU do it!!!"
This is also Hilarious in Hindsight due to the fact that after she uploaded that video, a SMW Central user translated Brutal Mario into English. From that translation, it's discovered that this is one of a few levels where you can push R to generate a leaf shield, ŕ la whatever Mega Man game Wood Man was in. Needless to say, I bet Lily is kicking herself! >:D >:D >:D
During Hercrabbiness's Let's Play of Laura Bow 2, there were several. However, one of the best everwas when she had to answer a riddle in hieroglyphics. And she repeatedly clicked the "L" one by mistake (thinking she was going to move to the next page). She couldn't erase it, so she just said....
Hercrabbiness: Ah crap...I can't..erase that? Well I guess you get to see what happens when you get this wrong. I think the answer is, "LLLLLLLLLLLLLL".
Late Blt: LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO.
And another time...because the character Wolf Heimlich goosesteps...
Hercrabbiness: YAY! Kick the air! Kick the air! Kick the armour...Kick US! Kick the dog.
Late Blt has some fun letsplaying an indie game claled Corby's Murder Mystery. He gets frustrated about how many people ask to touch Joe's Afro. And finally he asks Joe about someone and Joe says, he wishes that she'd stop touching his hair. Lateblt starts banging his head (or fist) on the table.
Also he makes fun of the spelling errors. "You are the study".
How did we go this long with mentioning Sir Ron Lion Heart? I nominate the beginning of Super Mario 64 Episode C where he can only get Mario to obtain the POWER stars by squishing him into a ball.
This troper nominates Mechanicalhand's Angrish reaction after unknowingly falling into an instant death pit in the Dead Marsh level of Painkiller: Overdose while fighting flying enemies in the same level...and that level's condition for getting a tarot card requires using only the razorcube.
Arglefumph, who specializes in Nancy Drew videos actually makes some funny mistakes or just reacts funny. This and this and this are a collection.
Unfortunately they miss several times. Like in Secret of the old clock where he fails at the sewing challenge and once accidentally sends his mouse across the screen several times. And several failures in the chase scene at the end, one where he just yells "EESH! SQUEESH! AJA!!!" and bangs on the desk in frustration.
When he didn't realize that the mayonnaise was poisoned so he accidentally poisoned Nancy within the first 10 minutes of gameplay, and then he screwed up and gave Nancy's friend'd friend food poisoning.
No mention on his reaction to the message in Message in a Haunted Mansion? It's in two of the current three funny moments videos.
In "White wolf of icicle creek", he almost has it and then...misses, falling right on down.
Kuposan3's LP of The Oregon Trail 2. Part one starts rather funny, and the two people (who have to be hopped up on sugar) have more fun in part 2, and part 3 they finally die. There's a second feature where the have more people.
Supuhstar: And that is a fluffy fox.
Kuposan3: Yes it is.
Supuhstar: I want to cuddle that fox.
Kuposan3: It's because it is-
Game: Extreme cold.
game: Supuhstar has died.
Kuposan3: WHAT?! YOU JUST DIED RANDOMLY!!
And don't forget how they mention other fun things...like when they tip the wagon over around five or six times in a row. Or discover that if you administer peppermint to Cholera, it actually works.
Science fact: The menthol in peppermint actually is pretty good for digestive ailments, which is why it works.
"Let's wrap the bacon around ourselves!"
"Rub affected area with snow! Best idea ever!"
From the second feature:"We lost a banjo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The running commentary between Dan and Dad as they banter back and forth is the stuff of legends, especially when one factors in their naturally hilarious accents and their tendency to make references to Viking mythology - or just silliness in general.
Dan: I'm not asking you to open your PDA and look up "Strange Road Shapes of Venezuela" on Viking Wikipedia!
Also, Dad's laser guided grenade launcher that is perfectly calibrated to target civilians.
In Part 12, the two call in a helicopter to extract an HVT. Once the HVT is in the helicopter, a rocket hits it and it plummets into the sea. It still counted.
Immediately after, Dan and Dad have an airstrike duel.
Later on, on a mission for the AN:
Dan: And the AN base, as we saw (and were ever so slightly confused at for a while) is getting the, uh, Everloving Christ, is that a fair description? Yes. Getting the Everloving Christ blown out of it. (...) We have to stop them by destroying the Everloving Christ Launchers the Chinese have set up. Fortunately, we've brought an Everloving Christ Launcher!
Dad: Hold on, I'm going to steal that Christ Launcher....
Really, any time Dan shouts "What the fuck?!", something hilarious has just happened.
Dan's issues with helicopters....
Dan: You know what, I'm through with helicopters. I've become totally disillusioned with them. (leaps out of helicopter in midflight into the middle of a VZ base, then realizes he's out of ammo) Oh, shit, I'm out of rockets! I wish I had a helicopter!
brickroadbrickroad: "[...]I don't need to bomb through the wall; I can go from below, and I've got lots of—" (jumps directly into spikes, followed by several seconds of silence) "BACK TO SQUARE ONE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE KEY, AND THE TREASURE BOX."
Pawdugan's at it again with Alice in Wonderland for the Commodore 64. Best part so far: Alice's unusual ducking pose looks a bit odd next to the caterpillar. "Oh, that is suggestive."
His Sanity Slippage after an ungodly amount of backtracking gets him access to a new door...which he can't go through. He goes absolutely silent for about three seconds and you can just feel the murderous rage building up.
"Backtrack backtrack fucking backtrack gotta do this shit, again! Backtrack backtrack fucking backtrack..." Now available in sing-along format, having originated from Paw's review of Total Distortion.
Dshban's Let's Play MORE VIDEO GAMES has him playing random licensed games for the NES, which includes the TaleSpin game. He successfully makes Baloo fly the plane upside down through the entire playthrough. This includes him going "skiing" with it and literally dragging Baloo's head along the ground.
"This is exactly how you fly a plane, ladies and gentlemen."
Making this even funnier is the fact that the previous video closed with Sabre finishing a mission and escaping the pursuing Nazis by jumping on top of a train passing under a bridge...and missing, causing Sean's death.
The LP of Dante's Inferno has many moments of pure humour.
"Only Dante could ask such a question: What does the tower MEAN?" "He's catching on to the symbolism."
In the final video there is pretty much all of Murdoch's enraged rants at the nonsensical nature of the plot as well as when he interrupts a discussion of the game's tie-in graphic novel with a mention of the Elephant in the Room:
John Murdoch: Did it really take me this long to notice Lucifer's...giant...hanging...ball sack?
Research Indicates' LP of Trespasser has few amusing moments, but one that particuarly sticks out is when he can hear a raptor, but can't quite find it in the Town level.
Research Indicates: *Goes outside the diner* Now, I can hear [the raptor], I know he's over here somewhere... *Cue the raptor jumping down off the diner roof, almost landing on him* Good Christ! Son of a bitch! *Shoots the raptor*
The wonky physics of the game make the entire thing rather entertaining even when not intended, but by far the funniest bit is in the final level, where a pair of raptors manage to surprise RI from behind, only to trip over themselves and fall off a bridge while trying to chase him across it.
Diabetus discovering the evil missile tank in Fusion cannot be forgotten.
Diabetus: What the fuck?!
slowbeef: <hysterical laughter> I forgot about that!
A mix between this and Moral Event Horizon: In Spoiler Warning's LP of Fallout 3, after being forced to set up Three Dog's satellite in order to "spread the good word", the group shows him their appreciation of what he's done for them... With a grenade to the pocket.
concordat's LP ofStar Fox 64 is a very well-done subtitle video series, not to mention it boasts excellent background musical substitutes. Most notably, for the "Mission Accomplished" run of Macbeth, in which you have to kill the boss by flipping the eight switches to change the train tracks, driving the train and the boss directly into Andross's factory to blow it up, he uses the only song that could possibly do the explosions justice. Watch for yourself.
You will find this in EVERY SINGLE ONE of SlimKirby's Let's Plays. No exceptions.
Dr. Flard's LPs of Mushroom Kingdom Fusion generally have at least one of these per video, but get especially hilarious when Lars Luron (his brother) makes a guest appearance, for those of worlds 6 & 7.
Tatsuhiko's LP of The Oregon Trail 2 also have a lot of funny moments. In one, "Bob" gets a sprained ankle, bitten by a rattlesnake, and has a common cold at the same time. So the result?
Symptoms: Blurred vision, coughing, disorientation, dryness of the mouth, fever, Nausea and vomiting, pain, runny nose, slurred speech, sneezing, sore throat, swelling and internal bleeding, swollen painful joint."
Tatsuhiko: Holy shit, look at all those af-afflictions! He's like the sickest person in the world right now!
Also in his Oregon Trail letsplays, he makes silly mistakes like forgetting to buy clothing and wondering why everyone freezes to death and gets frostbite.
Tatsuhiko: So they're traveling the trail in their underwear. WHOOPS!
He also gets RNG screwed with the wagon breaking all the time, and has to trade for a part.
Tatsuhiko: No. No. No. No. Fine fine. *wagon part breaks* GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK! I hate this game!
In Chapter 8-1 of StudBagel/Maxwell Adams's LP of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, his guest commentators start talking about mummies as though they were just a bad group to fall in with, and the one whose username is a bunch of |s comes up with this line, cracking the others up for roughly 20 seconds:
Yo, man, you are out of step with Imhotep!
Also in Ikana Canyon, in Chapter 3-4, SB/MA finds a suspicious-looking circle of rocks, and whips out a Bomb in an attempt to uncover whatever secret might be there... only to be promptly assaulted by a Bombchu.
In Dazzling Addar's LP of Donkey Kong 64, while playing as Lanky in Crystal Caves, he reaches the second beetle race and explains how much easier it is than Tiny's race earlier... only to be stopped in his tracks by a Squawks tutorial while the beetle builds an insurmountable lead. After losing this race and getting knocked out of the race by a midair collision from behind on his second attempt, he finally succeeds on the third. To celebrate, he cuts off his commentary entirely, forcing supporting commentators Vicas and Brother Entropy to carry the rest of the video themselves. Blind.
Is that all? There are several moments and complete videos throughout the playthrough. One video in particular features the Crystal Caves boss fight and Vicas waits until the end of the video to tell Addar that he (Vicas) couldn't see any of it. Cue splutters from Addar and laughter from the culprit until the video cuts off.
Or, Vicas's reactions to Snide's extending boxing glovenote (whenever you go to Snide's to turn in a blueprint piece, a thing happens before you get it, such as an orange being kicked into a basket, or a hand with an extended index finger being pulled across the ceiling to press a button; the boxing glove first appears in Gloomy Galleon's Snide's HQ, and later appears in combination with other things), and the Vampire Frost Tomato from, coincidentally, Lanky's Crystal Caves video.
HyperSonicX2's Let's Play of "I Wanna Be The Fangame", part 33: At one point, he gets hit by Kamikaze Watermelon. His reaction: ".....uh.... please don't tell me that was the Kamikaze Watermelon.... what the.. that has got to be one of the most random references so far. ...What the hell?" When he double checks to see if yes, it is indeed the watermelon he says he finds it genuinely funny.
classichomer and Jourichio play The Invasion 2 (the standard Super Mario Bros X levelpack) and end up going through the ice world to world 4's "Dungeon of inappropriate phrases". In the level just prior, Jourichio (who frequently ends up getting killed, mostly due to his own ineptness at the game) got a yellow yoshi. What happens next must be seen to be believed. (It also doubles as a crowning moment of awesome for Jourichio, considering the trouble classichomer had with the level)
"This person's got tiny eyeballs... I know what his problem is. He's addicted to morphine. This is the only condition where you'll find this. There's only one thing to do to addicts around these parts." *he then clicks on the needle, then on the patient's eye*
"More morphine! Fuck you!" *stabs the patient's eye*
"Oh...I feel bad killing an old woman..." *notices she's addicted to morphine* "Oh you know what? No I don't. This'll cure your drug problem!" *sends her into the MRI when she has a pacemaker*
Then finally at the end he just takes the scalpel and covers the entire patient with red.
Full Hit Points made a Let's Play of The Oregon Trail 2 wherein he and a friend intentionally did terrible things like told someone who was bitten by a rattlesnake to get exercise, rubbing snow on frostbite (Resulting in gangrene) and literally hamming it up when they got sick of Cholera.
Epee Em's LP of Mega Man Battle Network 4, 5 and 6 is rife with these. There's the Fuckup Tally that continually rises throughout 4, for one, as well as any instance of the Anger Impact faces being used.
Game Chap's videos are filled with funny moments, but some of the funniest are when they are playing with the Herobrine mod in Minecraft. Specifically, when they find a letter "E" made of glowstone, which turns into a Running Gag in all of their other Herobrine videos.
Gamechap: "Wait a minute - look there's an E over there old boy! E!"
A Let's Play of Shenmune done on Livestream by a Xanthus Anon had one episode where he was racing forklifts and crashed into almost everything in sight as he tried to race them, swearing and cursing every step of the way. One of his friends then drew a pic of him driving a forklift saying, "Who the fuck races these things anyways?"
Nidoking's LP of Rayman has him speeding up the infamous trumpet section of Allegro Presto...to classical music and Benny Hill. To add to the humor, he only screwed up there twice on that run, just looping those two failures for the audience's amusement.
gravyflood's LP of Morrowind gives us the day to day life of Lizard Wizard Mage Mage, an Argonian Nightblade off to save the world. At his own pace of course.
shenryyr2 playing Bridge Construction Set: In one of the later missions, the bridge can hold a large train, but somehow cannot hold a small train, although not in the way developers intended. Test was eventually narrowly passed.
From ArachCobra and Rhanar Narra Jar's let's play of Guild Wars, Cobra scolding Rhanar for wanting to pull the firing lever on a captured enemy catapult out of curiosity ("What do you think is going to happen when you pull the firing lever on a catapult?"), then later on figuring out that it might be the only way to destroy the other catapults that would kill them if they tried to go further. Which it did. By stampeding a bunch of yaks.
In yourleadingman's Let's Play of Geist, at one point he leaves a soldier he'd been posessing in order to go through a slipstream, just as another soldier walks up. Later on he comes across same dead end, with the soldiers still there, and this happens...
Angie Gallant's Let's Play of the demo and full version of Hatoful Boyfriend is filled with hilarious moments, as it follows the adventures of Cloaca Mahoney at St. PigeoNation. In particular though:
"I LOVE YOU MURDEROUS FAT BIRD" (during Shuu's route)
"I am filled with pride over a character I named Cloaca Mahoney fighting for her inter-species love. THIS F**KING GAME." (during Ryota's route)
"[...] In any other context I would find the idea of cuddling up with a narcoleptic and sleeping with them without their knowledge really creepy. But this game has so warped my standards for what qualifies as "creepy" anymore that I find myself ok with this. And that's a pretty horrifying realization." (during Nanaki's route).
From Angie's LP of Matches And Matrimony (a Pride and Prejudice Dating Sim), there's her horrified reaction to Mr. Collins. Then, when she's forced to marry him, she considers it the "Bad End". On top of all this, when Angie tries again, she has to reject Mr. Collins three times.
"Wait, what? I don't get a choice? BUT MY WILLPOWER IS 62 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING"
Bacter's Let's Play of The Colonel's Bequest comes with a plethora of supplemental features giving behind-the-scenes information on the game and buildup to a pair of alternate endings written for the LP. This includes the "What's Eating..." videos, which looks deeper into the motivations of the various characters in noir style. And then there's "What's Eating Gertrude Dijon?"
From xarph's and Kenlon'sHalf-Life: Decay LP: the entire Running Gag of Kenlon killing Dr. Keller for no reason whatsoever; this is especially true in the first mission when Kenlon does it right at the very end of the mission, causing xarph to completely lose his mind.
Men Drinkin' Coffee's blind run of The Video Game ofthe Film of the BookThe Golden Compass (YouTube videos start here). The whole thing is so gut-busting it ought to have a warning label, mostly because the game, being a tie-in for a not particularly well-loved film based on an imaginative and conceptually complicated book, is, naturally, bad. The thing is, it's bad in ways that are really... special. For one thing, there's the fact that the game designers have done the equivalent of an exhausted parent who doesn't really want to read a bedtime story and just makes shit up based off the pictures with regards to the plot, and watching the team try and piece together what's going on is a hoot. For another, there are the baffling game mechanics, of which we will not dare ruin the fun by revealing them here aside from two words: sloth-whip.
From a Something Awful Lets Play Race of Sonic 3 & Knuckles. The actual race was such a long train-wreck that the main race video was removed and a "Best moments of..." video was put up in its place. From comments at the expense of other player's family members, RatherWatchThem crashing the race chat to play another game, to everyone except Slur and Maswastaken quitting the race to play something else while insisting they were still in the race, but simply stuck on Sandopolis Zone. Even funnier when Catsworth stops trying to hide the fact that he's playing a different game.
Slur: So I'm dealing with 2 drunk people. One whose clearly not playing Sonic.
Catsworth: Totally playing Sonic.
Slur: You're NOT playing Sonic! You are making no sense in-
Catsworth: I'm on the... I'm on the Sand-Egg-oclypse... Death Zone.
Slur: Okay, so I'm dealing with 3 drunk people. I am the only sober person in this race. Fuck me!
Geop spends most of the game fairly calm and deadpan. Generally, the best moments are when the game manages to genuinely rattle him.
Pretty much any time Geop gets invaded by a Black Phantom, especially the second invasion in Anor Londo. Goonther manages to get behind the invader as he spawns, resulting in the invader running through most of Anor Londo before he realizes where Goonther is hiding. Later, it turns out that the invader opened a shortcut, saving Geop and company a lot of misery. Vicas declares him the best invader ever.
The first time Geop encounters a Mimic. Goonther finds a message on the floor saying 'Be wary of chest' and then sees a ghost dash in and stab the chest madly. Meanwhile, Vicas and Kuvo try to goad him into opening the chest anyway. Then, Goonther chucks a Fire Orb at it:
Geop: Aaah! Good God! That is- aaaaah! It's like something out of a Tim Burton movie!
The opening to Episode 69, where Geop opens by narrating in a spooky voice and waving a skull lantern at the camera.
Everything that happens after he meets the mushroom people.
In New Londo, Geop mentions that he's stopped paying attention to the lore. This comes back to bite him, when he tries to take on the Four Kings - without wearing the Covenant of Artorias. Kuvo, Vicas, and Squint end up in hysterics.
When Geop gets to Gwynevere, he finds two of the best messages ever: "Be wary of bleeding" and "Imminent holding with both hands."
Dslyecxi is a relatively well known representative of "Shack Tactical", often abbreviated to ScackTac, who often play more serious "MilSim" games like ARMA and the Project Reality mod for Battlefield 2. This does not mean he can't be a funny guy, as one incident from his video "Falleujahville" illustrates:
Dslyecxi: (After chasing an enemy player into a building and spraying the room hitting the enemy only once before the clip empties)Well, this is awkward.(Enemy soldier goes prone and begins to "chase" him as he runs around in circles) HELPHELPHELP HOLY SHIT, HELP!
The Time Warriors, consisting of Coolguy and TheLastRoboky, play War for Cybertron. A major highlight includes Roboky's astounding Starscream impression.
Megatron: Starscream, what is taking so long?!
Roboky: It's very difficult level Megatron, I'm doing the best I can.
Monsieur le Prefet. While I had initially decided against filling out this report until I had means of delivering it, certain recent events bears addendum. Firstly; I am dateless. Ever since my misplacement, I have had no means of measuring time reliably. Secondly; while I have made the field decision the undead are malicious beings to be slewn, preferably with fire, it has now been nearly six months since my last arrest. My dereliction of duty must be noted that I may be disciplined upon my return.