Funny / Boatmurdered

• From the early run, this^note Consider that dwarves becoming possessed and making something that menaces with spikes of stuff happened so much it turned into a Running Gag involuntarily:
  - It's dwarf bread, man. The cat peed on it, and it doubles as a lethal throwing weapon.
  - That makes sense. I bet it menaces with spikes of bread too.
• No kings' necropolis for you:
  Locus: Well at least we're resting peacefully in our tombs. In spirit. Probably underneath elephant remains, in the physical sense.
  Bremen: I ran out of coffins. Then I ran out of designated graveyard space. Most of you are spending your eternal rest in the garbage dump.
• Practically the entirety of StarkRavingMad's run, but especially this line:
  I finished making the Broker's mini-forges. He immediately issued a mandate that no mini-forges could be exported. I guess the cocksucker really likes his fucking mini-forges.
  • Also:
    The Manager demanded a clear glass window in his room. To fucking look at what, I asked him. Your room doesn't have a hole leading to the outside. Your room doesn't have a view of anything. The best I can do is put in a window that is 2 feet away from a stone wall. He doesn't give a shit. He wants a window. Fine, I hope the cocksucker falls through it while drunk.
  • He admitted to basically writing the entries out in the style of Al Swearengen as a dwarf, which in and of itself is hilarious.
• The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves. (Or cheese.)
  • Upon closer inspection, Cross Quantum realizes that many of the cheese artworks are not actually images of cheese, but images of images of cheese.
    They're freaking homages to fromages!
• The monarch butterfly wedging the door open. Also, the insult "elephant sympathizer."
• At one point, things are so bad that even the kobolds don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
  • By the second-to-last reign (the second of mariguana), Amused Frog speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.
    Amused Frog: The immigrants coming now are actually adventuring parties. They just get drafted as soon as they appear on the horizon.
• In an intermission, we see an elf ages into the future who is going through dwarf art for historical purposes. His entries are rather calm until he is suddenly beaten to death by a troll.
• Sankis the Beardless' final bloody rampage, in which she kills a cow, a baby, and an Elite Marksdwarf. What makes this hilarious? This comment:
  mariguana: DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??
• This line about the state of the fortress. The resultant mental image is Comedic Sociopathy at its finest:
  mariguana: Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!