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- During a map visit, he and Fanta found a tennis court. He asked Fanta to stay on one side, then went to the other side and started to throw snowballs at Fanta making tennis-player grunt noises. Then he did female tennis-player grunts.
- He and Fanta did a presentation of the redstone minigame "Burn That Chicken!
". Right after Fanta said they gonna find a funny nickname for this game, Bob suddenly came with the idea of calling it "Chicken Burnes" after he saw the giant "Chicken Burn" inscription at the top of the map, "burnes" meaning "ballsack" in French.- During the same video, he suddenly burst out laughing, just realising how nonsensical the situation was (catching falling chicken with a fishing rod).
- One of the things Bob prefers is to nitpick and overanalyse cartoons and movies, bringing some infamous theories on the table.
- In Harry Potter, he doesn't understand how the Dursleys' abusive behaviour against Harry didn't get spotted by the child protection services over ten years, also questioning why Harry never asked for help to anyone despite all the warnings given at school and on TV. He also called Voldemort stupid to be so stubborn against muggles to not use their highly advanced mass destruction weaponry (an H-bomb on Hogwarts, and all his problems are solved!).
- He likes the infamous coma theory in Pokémon. This theory explains that Ash actually fell into coma after he get shocked in the first episode and the rest of the anime takes place in his mind, explaining why the characters in the show have so little and basic personalities; it is because he his only ten and so has a limited point of view of the world. The Pokemons also are the fruit of his imagination, each of them having a hidden signification (Pikachu is his humanity, Charmander his sex drive, etc...) and his dying brain explains why the Pokémons make less and less sense each generation.
- In Sleeping Beauty, he highlights the fact that most of the bad things that happen in the movies are the blue fairy Merryweather fault (a.k.a. The Bitchy Godmother). At the beginning, when Maleficent arrives at the celebration upset for not being invited, the Queen immediately tries to apologize and calm the Witch, but Merryweather insults her and only then she curses Aurora in retribution. Not only that but she does it again near the end: the Prince escaping Maleficient dongeon, the Witch is admitting her failure and abandoning the chase when suddenly Merryweather kills for no really good reasons her crow pet, triggering her rage and her transformation into a dragon.
- (WIP) Cinderella and Man of Steel
- About the evil Queen in Snow White:
Bob: *fishing* Who doesn't want to juggle with the MILF's butt? If I'd been the Mirror: "Oh my mirror, who's the most beautiful in the kingdom?" - "I don't know, but I really want to hear your nice ass flapping on me knees, if you know what I mean...if I had knees, obviously. Let me show you a magical picture to make you clearly understand." And then you show her Hot Firemen 7. [...] Fire Hose IV, Forced Detention, Give Me the Handcuffs I Like That,...Fanta: How's your fishrod?Bob: That'd work too! - In one of his videos, Usul (a friend and inspiration for Bob) did an Epic Rap Battle of the Internet of Bob Lennon vs. Joueur du Grenier (with their approval). During this rap-off, Grenier said that Bob was dressed like Lady Oscar. When Fanta came up with this in one of their own videos to make fun of him, Bob answered that it is precisely because Oscar wore his coat that she looked manly enough to fool everyone.
- In their "Crusoe" adventure, they had to build a mausoleum for the dead villagers. Once Bob finished it and admired the final result, Fanta sneaked behind him saying "This tomb will be your tomb!" and hit him with a sword, not knowing that he only had one heart left and killing him, resulting in a RageQuit from Bob.
- During the visit of a dark castle map, he wondered about how this kind of building was actually built, and if some kind of land developer from the Laic Commission of Evil Immobiler Resellers sold the castles to Sauron, Maleficient and Bowser praising the gothic environnment, the sweet lava rivers and the axe at the end of the bridge.
- During the 4th episode of Pixelmon, Bob captured a Magikarp. In the 5th, we can see he renamed it 'Social Failure'
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
- He notices at one point that the texture of his leather armor is glitching up, and then wears it to see if the glitch still works. It does."I'm dressed in marshmallow, epicness!"
- In episode 262, Bob notices a badass-looking mercenary and tries to talk to him. The mercenary responds by saying one of his generic lines... And runs away mid-sentence for no apparent reason. Bob then goes to third-person view so as to see his character's face, who bears a very appropriate Poker Face.*Beat*Bob: *zooms on his character's face* Wat.
- In the previous episode, he also happens to very unexpectedly meet (and recruit!) the Dovahbear in Riften's inn; his reaction is hilarious.
- A short time after joining the Thieves' Guild, Bob keeps seeing other members of the guild glitch-teleport all over the place or shoving Brynjolf while the latter talks with Bob, with absolutely no sign that any of them actually notices what's going on. Bob assumes that the Guild's members are so stealthy they can't even perceive each other, constantly bump into each other and become completely invisible whenever they crouch.
- During a sidequest, Ysolda complains to Bob about the wedding ceremony he arranged for them while drunk and didn't attend to. Thing is, Ysolda is already Bob's wife anyway, so his confusion about the whole situation, which is already supposed to be absurd; becomes hilarious.Bob: You are my wife!
- He then proceeds to casually ask her to give him some of her money and make him some food, which she complies to with complete obedience, even after bitching to him a few seconds before. Bob ends the conversation by Fus Ro Dah'ing her up a hill for her nonsense. All of this is topped off by the random orc blacksmith who casually walks in front of Bob and spouts one of his generic lines.
Blacksmith: Can I help you? - Even while doing quests for the Thieves' Guild, Bob decides to finish a remaining Dark Brotherhood assassination, and then goes to make fun of the local guards who didn't even notice the barbarian woman who just dropped dead.Bob: *goes towards a guard and speaks with his smurf voice* Oh my God! This woman has been killed by horrible death and by arrow (sic)! Mister guard-
- Right after that, while trying to drag her dead body to the river:
Bob: Uh, yeah! It's the illusion of a naked dead woman on the ground! I've been working on it for days! I'm from the Thieves' Guild, I wouldn't kill anyone! Naaah, everyone knows thieves don't kill people! That would be amoral! By the way, this spell is flawed. It's actually natural fertilizer, I disguised it into... Oh, never mind, guard, stop asking me embarrassing questions! It's not what you think, it's a sex doll. An inflatable one. *throws her into the river and sees her drift away* Look at how she's floating, It proves she's inflatable!
Resident Evil 6
- In an episode, Bob didn't notice a puddle of water with an electric cable in it and walks right into it. He thankfully survives for this exchange:Bob: Okay, what if- Blagharglaglarghlag!!*Beat*Fanta: The GPS says we're supposed to go the opposite way.Bob: I don't want to hear any comment from you!
- The duo gets to a room where doors have to be opened by inputting codes. Bob stays by the console and inputs the codes while Fanta gets in the doors that open to see what's behind them. Some of them reveal zombies, but Fanta manages to kill them with relative ease, until:Fanta: *goes into a cell and gets out of Bob's sight* Oh, it's a red one.Bob: *ignores him and keeps inputting codes to open even more doors, releasing more zombies*Fanta: It's stronger than expected!Bob: (calmly) I'll open another one.Fanta: *screams as he's getting rushed by the army of zombies Bob carelessly released*
- During Ada's campaign, Bob plays as Ada and Fanta plays as the Agent.note To explain his mysterious disappearances, Fanta and Bob came up with the explanation that the Agant actually transforms into a magical tampon, Bob ultimately calling his friend Fantampon.
- Later in the campaign, Fanta get killed crushed by the mutated Carla (like in this video), and then said this was an accurate representation of what happens when he turns into Fantampon. Bob disgust ensues.
- Later in the campaign, Fanta get killed crushed by the mutated Carla (like in this video
Asura's Wrath
- During the final fight with Yasha, the action suddenly slowed in black and white. Bob started to hum the Chariots of Fire' theme, which sounded surprisingly adequate.
Saints Row the Third and IV
- Bob created in Saints Row: The Third a game he called "U Dont Have Balls". It is usually by jumping from the top of a skyscraper with a parachute, and the winner is the one who opens it in last, but he loses if he dies (though that proves he really had the biggest balls). Notable matches includes:
- Bob and Fanta jump from their home, Bob speeds up and ends up stuck between train tracks dying and glitching, out of Fanta's reach to rescue him.
- Bob and Fanta drive tuned motorbikes on a highway and face a building. None of them stop. Then they realize the building actually belongs to Killbane, one of the main antagonists.
"'Dudes, what the fuck are you doing?' - Er, we're playing to U Dont Have Balls..."- To celebrate the end of the playthrough, Fanta and Bob decide to do the most epic UDHB ever: they take planes, go the higher possible in the map, jump off the planes at the last second making crash the planes into each other, and then freefall taunting each other. Bob scream, the floor is dangerously approaching, and then... Bob cuts the video to black with a big white "GWAK".
- In the trailer for their upcoming Saints Row IV, they do one with their newly acquired superpowers by jumping high in the sky. Unfortunately for them, they both land perfectly fine (though far away from each other). And then goes this exchange:
Fanta: You don't have balls, Bob.*Run away*Bob: ...Wait!! Come back here, you... - Bob and Fanta partake in an "escort" mission, which normally consists in driving a car really fast while a client has sex with a prostitute on the back seat. Only in Co-op, the second player is the prostitute, or rather the Gigolo, in Fanta's case. Their first try at this kind of mission goes relatively well, even though Fanta takes some time to get used to the QTEs he has to do in order to fill the "pleasure" bar...Bob: Cockslap her harder, dammit!
- But in their second try, the client is a fat, ugly, middle-aged woman.
Bob: Use the harpoon! No fuck the harpoon, use the rocket launcher! The nuclear bombs! I should've taken the mirror away...- And finally, it turns out that Fanta wore his hot-dog outfit during the whole "operation".
- Right at the beginning of episode 42:Fanta: *taking a prostitute in hostage* Don't move, Lennon, or I'll kill this bitch!!Bob: And now, your sitcom continues... (Smurf voice) Dammit, how will I save this—*Fanta kills her*Bob: ...Okay.
- Later, in the same episode:
"We gonna see the Mayor Reynolds, who has nothing to do with the pen company. Ah. Ahah. AH! AHAHAH! AHAHAHA-TCHAW!! Excuse me, I have an allergy to shitty jokes." - In the 54th episode, revolving around the making of a bad sci-fi movie, he made up an entire complex plot about the lore of the movie, including such elements as a millennium war between Zainax and Poulpax, an orbital canon powered by hate and the whole reality taking place in a dog dream.
- During a Super Ethical PR Opportunity mission, a glitch flipped Bob and Fanta's car in the air and it landed upside down. And Bob to goes:"I think we'll have Genki on our back, now."
- Later on a Sad Panda Skyblazing mission, another glitch making a bonus loop gave them about 500,000 points, far more than the required 15,000 that they had difficulty to reach.
- As a teaser for the eventual Saints Row IV playthrough, Bob ends the last episode of Saints Row The Third with the song Meet The President and the text: "And now, get HYPED for... WUB - The Musical", followed by karaoke lyrics of the dubstep part."PJOINW WOINWOIN WOIN WOIN WOINWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinBudududududududuWUB WUB WUBPoinglbrghbmqrjkhfnwbrkekjgkjgfkmsjjgskjfhksjfqlk"
- Fanta and Bob put on clothes which looked like their Minecraft skins and then did a video opening, pretending this was Minecraft 7.0 with a new texture pack, that they were 62 years old and about to get their billionth subscribers.
- At one point in Saints Row IV, Fanta and Bob drove a spaceship with the famous song What is Love in the background. Afraid of receive copyright claims, they sang loudly to cover it, Bob adding a gif of them dancing◊ with the text "Cockpit Cam". Also the game asked them to Do a Barrel Roll, so they did◊.
Brütal Legend
- Bob confessed during this playthrough that his big brother made him believe when he was a child that the electric guitars on his metal tapes and CDs were actually recordings of phoenixes singing. The first time he went to a concert some years later, he was very disappointed to not see the mystical birds. The phoenix is still his emblem.
- Still in this game, he suddenly had what he called a "man orgasm" after seeing an electric axe in the shop and bought it immediately (with an obligatory Futurama reference)
- In episode 7, he added make-up brand logos when melting the faces of the girl enemies.
- In episode 19, he accidentally fell off a cliff trying to trigger an event, the "trigger" button being the same as the "slide" button, resulting in an "epic suicide". Right after that, he knocked over several black panthers with his car with a combo counter and a picture of a cat being punched with the mention "ultra violence!". Trying to knock a fifth one, he fell once again the same cliff, but jumped off it at the last second.
The Evil Within
- After seeing some blood "boiling" on a wall:Bob: Ruvik, I know what you're doing, stop you're not scary.30 seconds laterBob: I take back everything i sai! You can stop now!
Other
- During Biloulette's playthrough of Amnesia, he tried to give her some particular advices to give her the courage to face monsters.Bob: Bilou, you will visualize exactly what I will describe. Just visualize... a pair of balls! Flabby, hairy, in closeup, you already saw that kind of stuff, you know how it looks like. Now, they are crystallizing from top to the bottom, this set of balls is metalizing, kinda like Colossus from X-Men, and this become pure shiny steel. They shine! Can you see them shine?Bilou: Alright, but once I see them, what do I do, I'm not gonna eat them, am I?! What do I fucking do!!
- During the Cube World playthrough, Bob noticed that the game (which has no BGM) would perfectly fit with Pokémon music. He eventually set a playlist of musics he played during the game, including Pokémon Red and Blue, Golden Sun, Secret of Mana and various chiptune covers of famous songs. He sometimes forsook Fanta in action to choose a perfectly appropriate music, leaving a screaming Fanta alone against a boss or hordes of enemies.
- During Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow over Mystara, they entered a room with frost traps and a chest out of Fanta and Bob's classes reach, but Bob decided to force the way, adding in post-editing a warning message about the imminent intense "gwak". Then followed about five minutes of unsuccessful trials with in the background Country Music and Live to Win with customized lyrics by Bobnote , various◊ gifs◊ to express◊ his feelings◊ and◊ frustration and a puppy head; they finally opened the chest but failed to reach the rare loot which disappeared.
- During a scavanging in Organ Trail, Bob was followed by a horde of zombies all perfectly aligned, like if they were dancing the Cuban Pete song from The Mask.
- From the first episode of his co-op playthrough of Octodad with Fred and Seb, the entire series will be a CMOF.Fred: *charges haphazardly into the living room* Helloooo, here's daddyyyyy! *smacks his daughter in the face with his tentacle/leg*
- Bob plays DreadOut and, in the first video, has a Freak Out. When it turns out the prologue was All Just a Dream.
- His The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt playthrough has him introduce a new running gag : every time he's using a spell for confusing his opponent, he pretends to actually make them see naked men. Leading to...Bob Lennon : SEE NAKED MEN ! ~AIAIA part of Awaken starts playing, fanart of the Pillar Men flashes on screen~
- ULTIMATE EPIC BATTLE SIMULATOR !!! Ep 2: Bob has learned thanks to commenters that there is a "Nuke" button, which he starts by using far away from the actual battle, but then closer and closer once he sees it doesn't damage the troops. He then proceed to use and abuse them to provide cool background, which goes rather well, until It turns out they didn't deal damage due to a bug, which get fixed after a point, causing ALL the warriors to die in a few seconds.
