I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Explanation In an episode about evolution and creationism, after the Professor's great discovery is used in a way not to his liking, he utters this line. This is often used in response to something happening that is either depressingly stupid, completely awful, or just plain wrong to the point of causing one to lose all faith in humanity.
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" Explanation In "Attack of the Killer App", Fry exclaims this when a thinly-veiled expy of Apple unveils a new phone and a representative rattles off its faults. Appears a lot aimed at previews or just proof-of-concept demonstrations. Unlike the point of the joke, fans quoting this are instead probably rejoicing.
Mutation: Merge this meme with a famous one from G Gundam and you get This.
"Fry sees what you did there": A picture of Fry squinting used as a reaction image to say "Oh, very clever", or to respond to puns.
"MEMES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!" Explanation In "Crimes of the Hot", Morbo says "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!" when his co-host misunderstands their function. It has been snowcloned into every possible circumstance when someone gets something incorrect, even on this very wiki.
"Your meme is bad and you should feel bad!" Explanation In "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings", Zoidberg says "Your music is bad and you should feel bad!" when Fry's holophonor opera takes a massive dive in quality. Another snowclone, commonly used as an insult, though sometimes affectionately.
"This human concept of 'meme' confuses and INFURIATES US!" Explanation Lrrr has this reaction in "Love and Rocket" when "wuv" is explained to him. Another popular snowclone.
"You watched it! You can't unwatch it!" Explanation One of the taglines in the first "Anthology of Interest" episode. Used in a self-derogatory manner to refer to the quality of one's work and how the viewer is stuck with it anyway. Sometimes snowcloned, with "watch" replaced with something else.
Fine! I'll start my own meme! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the meme, and the blackjack. Eh, screw the whole thing. Explanation Bender says this twice after being excluded from something in "The Series Has Landed". Yet another snowclone, used when someone is excluded from or deliberately leaves something.
Bite my splintery wooden ass! Explanation Bender's Catch Phrase retooled for his downgraded form—a steam-powered machine with a wooden chassis—in "Obsoletely Fabulous".
Bite my glorious golden ass! Explanation Bender's alternate universe counterpart is gold instead of silver, and so his catchphrase changes.
Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute... "red-hot glowing ass"? I'll be right back. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
Bite my shiny metal hat!
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
Bite my tiny metal ass! Explanation Retort from one of the miniaturized Bender clones in the Season 7 episode "Benderama".
Wipe my tiny metal ass! Explanation Bender's second-born son Ben's first words.
THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! MWAHAHAHAHA! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!! Explanation Fry's first defeat of The Brains, in "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid", involves re-writing a story that The Big Brain is compelled to follow, but Fry is a terrible writer.
Welcome... TO THE WOORLD OF TOOMOOOROOOOW! Explanation The first thing Fry hears after awaking in the future. The person who said this became popular enough to obtain cameos in two later episodes.
Shut up, Terry. Explanation After Leela is frozen for a few minutes by an escaping Fry, the same guy (named Terry) comes in and welcomes her. This is her response.
Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! Explanation The Robot Devil's objection to Fry's opera in "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings".
PROFESSOR! MEME! HOT! Explanation The Professor tries to avert Convection Schmonvection in "Jurassic Bark", but no-one listens to him (and the very scene plays it straight anyway). Not as exploitable as the above ones.
Bender... need... brain... for... smart-making. Explanation Fry's Buffy Speak objection to Bender's CPU being taken in "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back".
"Stop doing things!"
"Fire hot!" Explanation From "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid", Farnsworth's reactions to being set on fire after The Brains make everyone stupid.
"Fire indeed hot!"
"I'm Scruffy... the janitor." Explanation Scruffy's very existence is a meme, based around his inexplicable presence and how no-one ever remembers him.
"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived." *turns page of porn magazine*
War were declared. Explanation In "War is the H-Word", when Fry and Bender enlist in the army, they're told that they have no obligation "unless, of course, war were declared". Cue siren; the guys ask the recruiter what that means, he repeats the last three words of his previous statement.
If I die, tell my wife I said "Hello". Explanation The Neutral Planet from "Brannigan, Begin Again" and their blase reaction to everything is absurdly popular.
CASH CASH CASH FOR YOUR BONES!!! TOO MANY BONES? NOT ENOUGH CASH? CALL CASH FOR BONES NOW! The leg bone's connected to the... CASH BONE!
DEATH BYSNU-SNU!Explanation Fry, Zapp and Kif's death-sentence in "Amazon Women in the Mood".
"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals." Explanation Same episode, where the Amazons talk about their basketball team. Often used as a slight against real female basketball players compared to their male counterparts.
"I waited for you, Fry".Explanation As seen in "Jurassic Bark", Fry's dog Seymour did indeed wait for him. Though the aforementioned line is never said, what with Seymour being a dog and all.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh Wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder." Explanation In "Love and Rocket", Leela chides Bender for cheating on the Planet Express Ship and toying with her emotions. Bender, being Bender, thinks she's joking, and then laughs at her anyway when he finds out she isn't.
"I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding!" Explanation The Professor is trying to identify a mysterious and threatening space ship headed for Earth, and calls down a glass dome that seems to be related to the Angry Dome. It also has a spinning disco ball coming down from the top.
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales, and sing a whaling tune. Explanation Jingle of the decorative robots on the moon buggy ride in the Season 1 Episode "The Series Has Landed", telling a theory of the original moon landing.
"Oh dear. Did he die peacefully? To shreds you say? Oh my."
"How's his wife holding up? To shreds you say?"
"HAHAHAHAHA...Oh, I made myself sad." Explanation The Professor making fun of Leela's seemingly irrational belief that Fry is alive in Season 4's "The Sting".
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! Explanation Zoidberg's escape line from an uncomfortable situation. Actually a reference to The Three Stooges.
Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it!Explanation Fry urging the crew to repair the ship's engine (in spite of an incapacitated Farnsworth) in order to escape a fleet of robot guards in Season 1's "A Clone of My Own".
You need a new meme? Why not Zoidberg?
"My Manwich!" Explanation Hermes' signature meal—inspired by the actual Manwich grocery store hamburger— which he often loses in humorous ways.
Especially with the new season première of the episode "The Bots And The Bees" with brings a whole new term to "bender angst".
Comments along the lines of Futurama being a comedy and yet having some of the most heart-wrenching scenes in any animated show ever.
We are not amused! Explanation Bender's reaction in "Less Than Hero" when Leela confesses that she revealed her superhero identity to her parents.
Tonight at 11, DOOOOOOM!
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.Explanation spoken by Neutral President on Neutral Planet, the inhabitants thereof being neutral being neutral in every way right down to appearances. Within the meme, on a YouTube clip for this, the users deliberately make sure that there's just as many dislikes as there are likes to reflect a "neutral response".
That was so terrible, I think you just gave me cancer!Explanation Calculon gives a harsh assessment of Bender's acting in "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV".