Quotes: Futurama

"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."
—Phillip J. Fry

"Bite my shiny metal ass."'
—Bender

"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. [pause]...Yahoo!"
—Phillip J. Fry

"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"
—Terry

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own Grandpa!"
—Professor Farnsworth

"Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!"
—Leela

"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You owe me!"'
—Professor Farnsworth

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
—Professor Farnsworth

"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."
—Professor Farnsworth