Quotes / Futurama

"Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you."
—Phillip J. Fry

"Bite my shiny metal ass."'

"My God, it's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. [pause]...Yahoo!"
—Phillip J. Fry

"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"

"Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own Grandpa!"
—Professor Farnsworth

"Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!"

"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."

"Oh, Lordy Lou! [Screaming.] Help! [Several explosions occur and the Professor screams loudly.] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Several more explosions occur, and he screams again.] Help! Satan! You owe me!"'
—Professor Farnsworth

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"
—Professor Farnsworth

"God didn't get to be God by giving away money."
—Professor Farnsworth

Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.