The small conflict between the three commentators over when talking about the new end boss at the end of world 3-3 in the GBA port. Ryan absolutely cracks Johnny up by the power of randomness:
Ted: Actually, his name is Rusty-robirdol
Ryan: Robo-birdo.
Johnny: It's Robirdo.
Ted: RUSTY-ROBIRDO!
Johnny: (in thick Latin accent): It's Robirdo!
Ryan: What the hell, fried chicken.
Johnny channeling his inner Kingdom Hearts.
With Ryan telling Johnny "The key is not a soccer ball!" after said key bounces off Mario's head over 10 times.
The point in the very first video where Lewis drops a Sonic reference. The other guys treat it like he's committed the ultimate sin.
And then Ryan does the same thing two videos later, Johnny acting like it was the first time it happened.
Ryan's reaction to realizing that updating his homebrewed Wii has made it impossible for him to complete his 100% run.
Lewis's reaction to Ryan singing the first few bars of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin after Lewis says, "Cue the damn Aladdin song..." when he noticed that Mario was riding on top of a magic carpet in Rainbow Ride during part 19.
This bit when Lewis was explaining why the Bowser Stages from Mario 64 felt the most right.
Lewis: ...his name was Jump Man for a reason. Not Trial-and-Error-Taser-Treasure-Chest-Puzzle-Man, not Pump Man, JUMP MAN!
Ryan: NO!!! OH GOD DAMN IT! TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND!
Johnny's thoughts of the cork on Hooper Blooper being a pacifier making Gooper Blooper a baby
"HE SPEAKS!"
To elaborate, Typing Blank is the guest commentator during this playthrough; he rarely speaks, so when he does, they make a big deal out of this.
In the scene where Bowser Jr. is introduced and he reveals that Peach is (probably) his mother, Ryan edits in a certain scene from Dragon Ball Abridged that also gives the video its title: What a twist!
Immediately after, Lewis comments on the implications of Peach bearing Bowser's child.
Lewis: Funny, I don't remember that happening. I must have been drunk off my ass for a whole 9 months.
Johnny's Angst during the red coins in the coral reef mission sort-of mirrors Johnny and Co.'s (sans Lewis and Typing Blank) anger and rage during the Sonic Genesis commentary.
The debut of Mario's new Slug suit.
The dick and sex jokes during Pinna Park's sunflower mission.
All the times a vehicle passes by Typing Blank during the commentary.
Ryan: *when hearing a motorcycle pass by in part 9* Why yes Mister Motorcycle!
Every time Ryan starts singing the song from the US commercial, including lyrics from Johnny about Luigi, and Johnny invoking that Ryan made a more depressing version.
Ryan not knowing that he could open a door with a pineapple, so he leaves the pineapple behind. The reactions of Lewis, Johnny, and Typing are hilarious.
Lewis: This is painful.
Typing: It's not a puzzle...it's not a puzzle.
Johnny: He's played the game before.
Johnny's reactions to the stupidity of the Piantas throughout the playthrough.
In Part 13, Amanda's dad walks into the room, leading to this exchange.
Amanda: I can't curse as much cause my dad's here.
Johnny: There's no rule in Brainscratch saying you have to curse.
Lewis: Did you say that loud enough for him to hear you.
Amanda: He's right next to me!
Johnny: Sorry guys father's here gotta put the pot away.
In Part 14, the gang spots a Pianta running around with his backpack on fire. Ryan leaves him to burn, saying that he's probably the same guy who blocked their path in the pineapple mission.
Johnny (in his Mario voice): Payback's a bitch!
Part 15's montage of fail from Secret of the Underside, and Ryan editing in a full credit-like sequence of "F*ckthislevel" shown.
Ignoring the Crowning Music Of Funny playing in the background, listen to Johnny's lines as the segment ends.
Johnny (As a Pianta): I'm 'unna chuck you all over the place, motherchucker! *everybody cracks up further* Have a nice-chucking-day!
The guys and Amanda talking about why FLUDD wasn't in any Mario after Sunshine in the final part.
Pokémon Yellow
The last part has plenty, including Naryman's fake Rousing Speech:
Nayrman (as Mewtwo): Greetings, Pokémon trainer. You have traveled this land, fighting the strongest trainers and Pokémon. I humbly challenge you to a battle worthy of our time!
Nayrman (as the Trainer): Master Ball, go!
Nayrman (as Mewtwo): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
And of course, the joke everyone was waiting for:
On-Screen text (After catching Mewtwo): So, are we done now? Nope. (Footage of Exand battling a Seaking rolls)
Johnny: (addressing to Ted) You know what? I poke fun at you for not getting the "Koffing" and "Weezing" reference until late, but you know what? It took me a while to realize that Ekans and Arbok was "snake" and "kobra" backwards.
Ryan: And Arbok is misspelled because poor literacy is kool.
Johnny: *Chuckles*
*beat*
Ted: Meanwhile, what's Muk spelled backwards?
Johnny: *breaks out laughing*
Ryan: *laughs*
Ryan: (to Johnny) Bet you'll never look at that Pokémon the same way again.
Johnny: *laughs harder*
Johnny: I'm booting up my DS now. I'm taking him out of my lineup.
Johnny saying 'I'm gonna get gangsta up on these bitches' in a Barney The Dinosaur voice. *
He was confronting a Dragonite, which kind of resembles an orange Barney (and has a very similar personality, to boot!
Pokemon Crystal
Encountering "The King of Carp. MAGIKARP! DOAOAOAAAH!!!!" (Part 5 at 3:48)
The entire Lt. Surge battle. From the callback to the Yellow Commentary (Nyeeeeeeh), to the use of Street Fighter 4's version of Guile's Theme as the background music for any Pokémon that's not Electrode, at which point it changes to the original Guile Theme.
Just the idea of Jason Voorhees singing THAT song about his favorite day of the week.
Anything involving the Pokémon Fan Club President and his Rapidash.
Part 32 involves Ted getting a phone call, with Ryan and Johnny thinking it's the Pokémon Fan Club President.
Nayrman (as Raikou): Greetings, Pokémon trainer. I am here to give you your biggest challenge yet of catching a roaming legendary that can also remove you from battle. Causing this, the greatest challenge of catching Pokémon ever invented!
Nayrman (as the Trainer): Master Ball, go!
Nayrman and Johnny (as Raikou): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Johnny imitating Raikou trying to struggle to get out of the ball seconds after said Call Back.
Johnny's Anchorman Reference: His ideal marriage to some girl named Veronica in the middle of Mt. Silver.
Johnny's little rant after Ted decides to go through the final dungeon with out using Flash is quite funny.
Johnny: I know that one day, Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain. And there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and garlands of herbs. And we will dance until the sun rises, and our children will form a family band and we will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!
The guys and Amanda are talking about Barry from The Rival from Diamond/Pearl/Platinum when Amanda makes a joke about Barry from Resident Evil; this goes over Ted's head. Ryan, Johnny and Lewis calling Ted out is hilarious.
Amanda: I like that Barry though the Barry in Platinum is shit.
Ted: What's the difference oh oh right Resident Evil.
Johnny: Jesus fucking Christ.
Ryan: Just now getting this Ted.
Lewis: Give this man a prize he gets it!
Lewis shows us the wrong way to fight the trainers in Brock's gym by using Metapod and Kakuna when he has a Mankey.
Ted: What are you doing? What are you doing!
Johnny's reaction to Vanilluxe's design.
in Part 11 (after Johnny took control), Charmeleon was going to evolve into Charizard much to everyone else's amazement... until he pressed the B button, why? Because he wanted to see their reactions if he did.
And then it gets better, in the next part, in which he ditches the Charmeleon altogether for a Vulpix that Johnny actually evolves into Ninetails.
In this episode, they overlay Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Right Round Baby whenever the player character is spinning around rapidly.
Made even better when you remember that the song was played at the same part of their Pokemon Yellow commentary as well.
Ted: It's just your Brain over Brawn message, even though whenever I said that to the jocks I got a punch to the gut.
Lewis: If you were really Brain over Brawn you wouldn't be saying that to them at all. Because obviously confronting a jock when you are not a jock yourself is a really fucking stupid thing to do!
Ted: It was my sister. What was I supposed to do? Never talk to her again?
In Part 16 Johnny uses a Max Repel only to run into an Electrode, while, as usual, Guile's Theme goes off.
Lewis: You just used a Max Repel and you run into an Electrode what is the point?
Ted: You can't run from Guile.
Johnny: I just did.
Ryan: Ashley decided to go home and be a family woman.
Ted: Say you want to align with Eggman cause I want to be his Egg-partner or something.
Lewis: *Laughing* That has to be the most awkward wording of anything ever.
Talking about what kind of doctor Eggman is.
FTA: Are you saying that Eggman is a man that does back alley abortions?
Lewis: That would explain the nickname, though.
Midway through Part 4, FTA's mic starts being all screwy and makes him sound weird. Hilarity ensues.
They begin discussing Shadow's many "I Am Speeches," often how he's asked a question and the speech does not pertain to it.
Johnny (as Shadow): "I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the ultimate fry cook in this McDonald's kitchen. I will use thy skills to pay the bills. THIS is who I am!"
Johnny (customer): "Dude, dude, all I wanted was a #2 with onions."
In Part 9, they notice that Black Doom's voice sounds like Dr. Claw and then start making Inspector Gadget quotes with a Sonic twist.
Ted: Gareth, once this part is over, I'm going to direct you to an amazing site called Fanfiction.net, where you can get all of those urges out of your system.
The many, MANY porn jokes during Part 13
The running F-Zero jokes when Ted fights the Blue Falcon boss in Part 16 (complete with callbacks to their F-Zero GX commentary).
The ending of Part 18 starting with FTA speculates that Eggman will only blow up the Earth to get the world's greatest tweet leading to Amanda laughing uncontrollably for nearly two minutes.
FTA: Just blew up the world. LOL!
In the same part, Amanda states that if Shadow were to karate chop Black Doom, a squishy alien, the sound of the impact would be of a rubber duck squeaking. FTA follows it up with Shadow winding up smacking himself due to the rubbery impact bouncing the karate chop back at Shadow.
Part 22 has the crew wondering where Shadow was keeping all of his Chaos Emeralds by the end of the game. FTA suggested that Knuckles was off screen, slowly tossing the emeralds to Shadow when the scene called for it.
In Part 23, Amanda's outburst at Black Doom's Luke, I Am Your Father moment may have further cemented her status as The Scrappy, but FTA more than makes up for it with this line:
In Part 24, thanks to some very good timing from Black Doom:
Johnny: I've already spent the entire commentary stating why I really don't like this game.
Black Doom: Burn!
When Ted makes a joke about plugging, Johnny has a short rant which leads to an interesting moment:
Ted: I've only seen the OVA three times... one of them being the Commentary *cough* plug! *cough*
Johnny: What is wrong with plugging this shit on our own channel!? It's OUR channel! With that said, watch our Resident Evil 4 Commentary, it's hilarious.
Gareth: Are we allowed to plug stuff in this commentary?
Johnny: *cuts Lewis off* Wait, FTA's a guest, he can plug anything he wants. What do you want to plug?
Johnny saying "Oh no" in the same deadpan unemotional way Knuckles says it in Sonic Adventure with every hit Super Sonic gets on him.
Johnny: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles (Knuckles Playthrough)
Through the magic of clipping, Solaris gets murdered by a ring box in Mushroom Hill Zone. It should be noted that if Solaris had broken the ring box, he would have gotten a extra life.
Solaris's kleptomania earns him a much higher score than a lot of people would've had from playing the game. Oddly enough, neither Ryan nor Johnny are amused nor impressed.
Giving the Beatnik and Rastafarian Knuckles twins (from Johnny's End of Month of Sonic 2) the names of Junkles and Knuckers.
Johnny (As a drunk Sonic): All right Eggman, Yeah I taught you good, YEAH HAHA I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!, oho God, Damn it I didn't see that coming, Yeah aha, I'm Sonic the He- Oh god there go my legs!
"That was some GOOOOD weed."
In part 9, Johnny as Tails takes a short cut and ends up flying and falling slowly through half of Windy Valley.
Johnny: This is exciting!
In a blink-it-and-miss-moment during Gamma's section; Johnny adds in a picture of Sonic's 'DO NOT WANT' face from Unleashed. Lewis and Ryan catch it, and spend nearly two minutes laughing.
On the note of Gamma's commentary, Lewis freaking out upon learning that Big is voiced by the same actor that voices Duke Nukem. Johnny and Ryan's quotes afterward are a laughable parody of Duke Nukem.
Lewis's immodest orgasm when Johnny gets Tails killed.
Lewis: OH GOD YES!
Tikal advising Johnny not to fall off the bridge in the Hot Shelter; complete with him falling off the bridge in the Hot Shelter.
Johnny: (mimicking Tikal) I said not to, hey wait, God dammit!
The Saga of Tails and his missing penny. It was a running gag that lasted throughout the Tails portion of the game, and Ryan requested that it be added to this page during the Symphony of the Night Playthrough.
Nayrman: Angst, angst, fox, angst.
Solaris: Sadness, more angst. Oh, a penny. (Sonic then runs past in front of Tails)
Nayrman: And now it's gone.
Johnny: He took my penny, that was my penny! Hey! I'm talking to you! I didn't think he heard me. I'm gonna chase that fucker. (Tails begins following Sonic smiling) My penny! Gimme back my penny! It was mine!
Solaris: I saw it first!!
Johnny: HEY! YOU BLUE FUCKER!
Solaris: Sonic, your shoes are untied!
Nayrman & Solaris: I don't have shoelaces, you dipshit.
Johnny: (the flashback ends) We completely shitted on that flashback.
On Tails' playthrough, Johnny and Nayrman's dirty minds point out that Eggman looked like he was "whacking it" in the Egg-mobile.
Solaris's usage of the overused line, "Long time no see".
Solaris: (as Tails) Hey Mr. President! Long time no see.
Solaris: (as the President) But we never met before!
Solaris: (as Tails) But long time no see! That really is a long time.
Solaris questions the name of the ARK. Ryan's suggested answer: "It's an Act of Random Kindness?" This makes the whole group crack up. Bonus points for an "act of random kindness" being remarkably in-character for Gerald Robotnik before he went insane.
Lewis: Watch. He throws me through one of my rings and I survive. But, not only did he throw me through one of my rings, he threw me through the invisible wall! I am outside the boss fight! Johnny: Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. Ryan: And all the bridges are invisible now. Johnny: What the hell? Lewis: The bridge graphics aren't there but the bridge's coding is, so you can walk on 'em. Johnny: What? Lewis: I swear to god I did not mean for this to happen. Johnny: WHAT?!? Lewis: I was trying to show off the glitch where you get cornered in a wall just right and you break the game because you keep getting knocked into a ring and you literally can't escape. Johnny: YOU ESCAPED THE BOSS FIGHT!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
Being launched to the moon definitely counts as this. However, it is later topped by tablerape.
Solaris: SUPER MACHINE GUN TABLE ATTACK! *grabs several chairs as Silver and tosses them at Sonic*
Johnny: Jesus Christ!
Clement: It's rape! It's rape in boss form!
Solaris: With chairs. *finishes Sonic off*
Everyone: *is cracking up*
Johnny: Oh my God! Jeez!
Clement: Murder... absolute murder...
Johnny: You know, I didn't think it was possible to beat shooting him to the moon, but... god damn...
Solaris: Why do we need Sonic to save the world again?
Clement: Ohhh... that was a genius way to end it...
Solaris continues being a klepto, leading to one memorable instance where he repeatedly manages to off himself (and also waste a lot of time) in a series of futile attempts to get one Silver Medal. The rest of the gang can't decide whether or not they should find this amusing.
In Part 38, Solaris wastes a fair bit of time to improve game score to earn a better rank in the level. Five seconds into part 39, he pilots the vehicle right into the water, causing him to die and lose his score. Ryan got pissed off as a consequence.
They also stole the line at the end of their Sonic Adventure playthrough.
Lewis: It's been fucking destroyed.
Nayrman: The city has STILL been fucking destroyed.
FTA: That's TWICE you dickheads have stolen my line.
Solaris's introduction of the game.
Lewis: 6 commentators, 5 Hours, 4 People trying talk over each other all at one time, 3 eras, 2 Hedgehogs, 1 Epic Adventure, it's the Sonic Generations Commentary!
When Johnny goes to Classic Seaside Hill, he uses a technique that lets him break the level by skipping one of the level checkpoints.
This wonderful exchange:
Lewis: Short and consistent is better than long and tedious.
FTA: Yeah. That's what I tell my wife every night.
FTA making fun of Sonic saying 'Enjoy your futre, it's gonna be great'; FTA claims a more accurate line would be 'Enjoy your future, it's gonna be great for 10 years, then suck balls for 7, then be kind of mediocre for a further two, and then get great again!'
The Classic Crisis City fake out goal post:
Ryan: Hey look, there's the sign post! *Tornado carries goal post away, prompting Ryan to sing Trololo*
When Tails gets hit by Eggman's mind control beam and almost attacks Sonic, Johnny jokes that he's actually just trying to get back at Sonic for the stolen penny.
Ted's orgasms by Planet Wisp's Act 1 music.
Ryan: Hey Ted, it's Act 1 music again.
Ted: "groans loudly" I just cleaned these pants.
Also, at the end of that part, the others think that the reason Ted had to wipe his screen wasn't because of spilled coke... Ahem.
The beginning of Part 5:
Ted: Let's see here: crappy dazzle quality, horrible editing skills, bad game-play... did Ryan record this?
Ryan: Ah, shut the fuck up.
Following that, Yacker on weed brownies.
Ryan loving Act 1 more than Act 2 in Aquarium Park made for a cheap laugh, but a good laugh ensued when Ryan kept getting the cube powerup, screwing Johnny out of his music.
"HE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE!"
Sonic Genesis
Johnny's rage at how much Sega fucked up porting the game.
Nayrman: So how are we going to keep this rage up for four more parts?
Johnny: I will find EVERY excuse I can!
In fact, the very first minute is filled with these. In less than sixty seconds, references to AoStH have been made, Ted complained, and maniacal laughter was heard.
Ted was asking why they couldn't have done a better GBA game such as Zero Mission, Fire Emblem, or Sonic Advance, which is funnier than it should be.
During part 3 Sonic gets impaled on a spike but doesn't take damage; the guys are dumbfounded by this.
About 11:00 into Part 3, the guys start going off on random tangents since they don't want to so much as look at the game.
Ted introducing the commentary acknowledging how well they've done with other games of this genre. "Hey guys, guess what? RACING GAME!" *giddy laughter*
When Eggman introduces the Babylon Rogues:
Johnny (Imitating Eggman): Here's the racers I found: Metal Sonic, Tails Doll, Metal Knuckles and Egg Robo- oooh, I'm suddenly getting deja vu.
Johnny comments on all the enemy racers being the same robot. "He's such a fatass that he can be 12th and 2nd place at the same time."
Knuckles insults Tails... and doesn't even realize it.
One of the first lines is Johnny lamenting on how the crew learned nothing from the F-Zero GX run of the same genre.
At around twenty seconds into the video, Johnny starts to read Pepsi ingredients off a bottle to "Get it out of the way".
Johnny: Well, I better get started now. Let's see, Pepsi. Carbonated water. High fructose corn syrup. Caramel colored sugar. Phosphoric acid. Caffeine. Citric acid.
At the end of Johnny's rant, Solaris shouts "Greenly", calling back to the GX playthrough.
Nayrman tells the crew about the comic he read on DuelingAnalogs where Cloud and Sephiroth are playing basketball, only to end with Sephiroth murdering Aerith. The sheer change in storyline from the comic had the other commentators laughing.
Lewis temporarily leaves his post to deal with a mosquito, multiple times in the same part, for the same mosquito. That's not the funny bit, though; every time this happens, Ryan sings the Monty Python intermission tune. It gets funnier every time.
This comes back in full force once Johnny activates the sketch glitch. Only this time, Johnny actually added the intermission screen and theme.
Johnny on the fight with the Ghost Train vs Sabin, Cyan and Shadow.
Johnny: So i'm going to attacking him with Swords, Shurikens and of course Suplexes. Ladies and gentlemen...
Everyone: MOTHER FUCKER SUPLEXED A TRAIN!
Pretzel Bag!
In part 34, Ted's reason for changing 'Holy' to 'Pearl'. Take a look
Ted dies an unexpectedly large amount of eight times in part one alone, some deaths not even a minute apart.
In part 2 of the play through, after Ted meets the old woman that sells potions, one of the commentators compares her to Santa Claus because of the look of her sprite, causing everyone to burst in laughter.
Matt: Lewis, Lewis, fire hot. Remember that fire is hot.
This is more due to Solaris wondering why the fire from the lantern would hurt the user.
The introduction to part 2, where Lewis welcomes the viewers back:
Lewis: Once again, our dear friend Ted is trying to beat the monsters by slamming his face into them.
Matt (though mumbled): That's right Ted, block with your face!
Ted stops to set up a new recording in the Legend of Zelda playthrough, performing a jump-cut in the process. However, he already established that a jump-cut means that he is looking at a strategy guide to beat the game. When he does this in-front of dungeon 3, absolutely nobody believed him and Matt claimed that Ted got lost on the way to dungeon 3 when he was two feet away from it.
Ted: I don't get it, what are you guys claiming?
Matt: That you paused the game and gave us a jump-cut right before dungeon 3. You got lost two feet away from dungeon 3!
Johnny's repeated exasperated cry of Ted's name whenever Ted dies or unbelievably screws up while playing.
Matt in general; he has been keeping the fans laughing their asses off, and they also want him in another commentary afterward.
Matt: Johnny and I were playing Majora's Mask by ourselves, and I told him: Look, if you're not comfortable with the aliens, then I'll do it... and then I end up getting her abducted. After that, all day Johnny would look at me and say ROMANI!!!
Matt makes an accusation about their love lives. Ted steps up to defend them. Ryan shoots them down.
Matt: That's probably why you don't have a girlfriend...
Ted: Hey! How do you know that? For all you know I could have a girlfriend of my own and you wouldn't know!
Ryan: Ted, you make commentaries over video games.
Ryan shouting "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!" whenever Ted tries to defend himself.
Matt bragging about how easy Digdogger is and that nobody should die to him, ending with Ted dying to Digdogger right at the end of his speech.
Johnny: I'm saying that you're having no problem with Ted killing everything on the screen, but you call me the fucking sociopath on our Let's Play, you fucking hypocrite!
Matt: I hold you to different standards. I expect you to be better than that.
The group get into an argument over who exactly was the character in dungeon 7 that stood in your way as he uttered the infamous "Grumble, grumble..." line. Despite the fact that Ted looked it up and said it was Goriya, everyone else just dubbed him "The Grumble Grumble Guy" and Johnny said, in character as the Goriya, "It's not grumble grumble guy!"
It gets even funnier when the group dub him Fucking Alliteration instead.
Ted rushing into Zelda's chamber in the final dungeon and getting burned by the flames because of it. Naturally, the group mocks him for it and noted it would have been painful and hilarious if someone had died in that room after getting that far in the game.
In part 2, when the group goes off a tangent over Final Fantasy VII, Matt gives us this:
Ryan trying to decide what to name Link. He first thinks of Bort but then decides "Nah, too common." He then tries "Gary Oak". Cue confused look from Gary and his Umbreon. He then tries Batman. Cue angry look from the actual Batman. He finally decides to go with Dumbfuck.
The intro.
Ryan: It's time to play the greatest game ever made in the history of anything.
Ryan keeps bringing up a a "tennis racket" when referring to the bottle. Why? Simple: Watch part 19 and watch Ryan hilariously beat Phantom Ganon with his bottle with the battle set to the Mario Tennis theme. The rest of the crew, meanwhile, act as pretty good backup commentary for said battle. It gets referenced again when Link fights Ganondorf.
Part 27, Ryan uses the Lens of Truth to see some invisible spikes, Ted had this to say.
Part 28, Ryan chooses the best way to deal with the stealth section in Gerudo Valley, slashing everyone with the Big Goron Sword.
Ryan: Who needs stealth!
Part 28, Ted talking about how when he was doing a school project on Greek Gods he found random pictures of porn, leading Ryan to sing songs from Hercules that now take a whole new meaning.
Ryan: I am on my way.
Ted: Oh god double meanings!
Ryan: He can go the distance.
Three Words. Ganondorf's Cooking Show.
Ted: Hey kids! Have you ever been so hungry that you could cook an Octorok? Well, here's your chance!
Part 35: Ganondorf's Piano Practice Lessons with Zelda. Her horrified expression makes it seem as though Ganondorf is terrible at playing, and ragtime music is substituted for his normal ominous organ theme.
The Underground Garden: Sweet Rave Vampire Killer, and the various quotes Ryan drops throughout the area.
Johnny's Happauge starts to shit out on him, causing what can only be described as teleportation throughout the castle. Rather than give Johnny shit about it, Ryan, Johnny, and Ted just roll with the footage as is, and make comments on it. This is noticeable when Johnny fights the optional boss of the game, culminating with...
AND THEN HE DIED
And, for extra humor points, said optional boss is Galamoth.
Johnny picking up the Meal Ticket causes Ryan to question whether or not Alucard is on food stamps and then concludes he probably is due to all the money he spends on his clothes.
After Johnny beats Dracula with ease, this exchange happens:
Dracula: Tell me. What...what were Maria's last words?
Johnny (as Alucard): MAMA-MIA!
F-Zero GX
The gang getting so bored that they resort to reading ingredient labels to entertain themselves. Complete with randomly inserted clips from Animaniacs!
Solaris eventually looks around his room to see what he could read and ends up reading the horrifying the-thing-that-shouldn't-be-named.
Nayrman, during a track in outer space, begins singing Jews In Space, in which he explains that he is Jewish and therefore the joke is appropriate.
Johnny suddenly plays the PokéRap.
He suddenly realizes that his mom is looking for the meatloaf.
The team (along with Big Al) tearing apart the "touching" ending with such lines as "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" (Big Al) "Twinkle." (Ryan), "Hewpoe you bastard/liar." (Lewis), "I regret nothing!" (Big Al), and "Suckality." (Johnny). Other lines like this follow suit.
Lewis furthers this claim by munching on chips during Klonoa's banishment.
Johnny pointing out the Final Boss of the game looks like Grimace from the McDonald's commercials.
PONTS-KOOPEE!!! And the various phrases that drove Johnny up a wall.
Big Al's weird dream involving pie and lube.
Ryan chastising his past self for getting lost in Vision 6-1.
In part 17, the video experiences the Fake Screen Crashing included in the game, then an actual video crash. For the rest of the part, Nayrman instead plays a bit of Adam West Batman while playing Benny Hill music. Needless to say, this has the other two commentators in stitches.
Within the same part, a small bit of Ho Yay between Solaris and the Joker:
Joker: Say goodnight, Bats!
Solaris: Aw come on! How about dinner and a drink first?
Solaris gets strangely turned on as he hears Harley Quinn stating that she's gonna spank Warden Sharp.
As noted by Ryan during the second TV tropes reading, the added music during the following parts because of a sound malfunction, including Joker's Theme from the Animated Series, and the Adam West Batman Theme Song that interrupts it solely because of a combat section. Moments after the last enemy is knocked out, the music returned to the Joker's Theme.
Ryan grinding for weapon energy at one part in the play-through, and intentionally leaving the work he had to put in the game. As he put it: "If I have to suffer playing through this part of the game, you have to suffer watching it!"
It starts off mildly entertaining, but eventually becomes totally aggravating. Eventually, Solaris dives into insanity, going as far as to hallucinate drawing magic. Meanwhile, Johnny just expresses his growing boredom with the subtlety of a flying sledgehammer.
Solaris' reaction to Doc Robot copying Airman's powers, with Nayrman once again editing in Airman ga Taosenai.
Within the same part, Lewis makes a "Krogan" reference. When he tells them to go look it up, Johnny does so only to find out it's a plumbing repair service.
FTA: Yeah man, haven't you ever been on the internet before? Jesus Christ.
Ryan: Dude, robot porn is like the least of your problems.
Also, some fridge brilliance; Ted wasn't around for the Lost Levels playthrough, so he missed all of the porn discussions taking place during that particular playthrough (see the top of the page).
Loose lips and bad rambling made for an odd choice of words uttered by FTA during the robot porn discussion.
FTA: I mean, there are people who legally marry horses, and while that's pretty fucked up, it's not as bad as robot porn.
Failure to Hadoken any Mavericks, but succeeding in Hadokening Sigma's Dog and his first form only, to which Solaris is taken aback from the sudden success.
Mega Man X2
The loss of everyone's best friend, Green Biker Dude. He will be forever missed.
Johnny jumping cutting to the demise of every boss character in the boss rush portion of the game by showing Mega Man X killing all of them with the Shoryuken, except for one boss due to the level having water in it.
Mega Man X3
How Johnny handles the end game boss rush: By editing it into a montage where he hits each one once and they immediately explode set to a certain song by The Lonely Island about explosions.
In the ending where it says that "To save mankind, X must destroy Zero". The group wonders what possibly would give X that idea. And during the credits, where X and Zero are running together, they joke that what is really happening is that X tried to kill Zero, and Zero is chasing X because of it.
Lewis: How did we take off last time without the fuel supply?
Ted: We had the engine.
Lewis: ...Right, how did we take off last time without the fuel supply that powers the engine?
Ted: We had the engine.
Also, the return of "It's a videogame".
In Part 2, Ted wonders what the Pikmin are thinking as they drag an enemy to their ship.
Johnny: Feast! Feast! Feast!
At the end of every day, Ryan imitates Captain Kirk summing up the events of the part.
Ryan: Captain's Log, Star date...Now.
The captain's log of Part 2.
Ryan: I ordered the Pikmin around and tried to see what their capabilities were, by contacting them in the only way I know how... sexual intercourse. They did not seem to respond well.
Johnny: I just realized I am working for Nintendo and I cannot use the term "sexual intercourse". I must find a G-Rated term for "sexual intercourse".
Lewis: Cake.
Johnny: Must have cake with the Pikmin!
This brief exchange between Lewis and Ted.
Lewis: Wait hang on, is that a ship part?
Ted: Yes that is a ship part.
Lewis: Our ship has a windup key? Really?
Ted: It's a repair mechanism.
Lewis: *laughing* It's a repair mechanism.
Ted: It's a repair type bolt. Apparently if you just twist Olimar's ship enough it will blast off at the speed of light.
Lewis: So it is a windup key!
Whenever Olimar leads the Pikmin into almost certain death, Johnny suggests that they should form a union. The voice he uses sells it.
During the enemy roll call at the end of the game, Ted points out that whoever recorded that footage sucks more than he does, as they seem to be trying to get the Pikmin killed.
This exchange in the final part:
Johnny(Pikmin voice): Sir, I found a hissing rock!
Lewis getting intercepted by the sphere, knocking him out of midair and into the septic acidic sludge.
Nayrman sings the ending credits song, while Lewis berates him for ruining the song. Nayrman completely ignores him.
In part 12 of the Co-op playthrough, Johnny goes on a rant saying that they canceled the DMC4 playthough because Nayrman sucks at it for their Portal 2 Co-op playthrough where Nayrman and Lewis are dicking around. Listen to it here.
In part 15 of the Co-op playthrough, Johnny plays the Final Jeopardy music while Lewis and Ryan struggle to complete the test chamber they were stuck on since the previous part.
On Part 17 around 12:50, Johnny's minor breakdown at figuring out how to solve the puzzle that Naryman and SolarisParadox are failing to see right in front of their faces is a pretty good one.
In part 19, Nayrman and Lewis are trying to destroy some turrets in order to continue the puzzle, what happens at the 4:46 mark must be seen to be believed.
"What..."
Metroid Fusion
Part 3 has the guys question Samus the same way people question the "1% elite":
Johnny: What the hell does Anonymous want with Samus?
Ted: We do not forgive, we do not forget?
BigAl: Adam, I want you to pizza bomb her house!
Ryan: She is the 1% of Chozo technology?
Ted: Why does 1% of bounty hunters have Chozo technology while the other 99% do not?
In part 12, when Nayrman and Johnny find out that Solaris has never seen Rocky.
In part 10 of No More Heroes, Ryan goes out of his way to use all of the fire extinguishers while not on fire. Lewis gets angry at this.
Solaris: I freaked out on Johnny for the whole Hadoken thing in Mega Man X, but this is more infuriating because it has no point!
Part 5: After Samus recovers her Space Jump ability, Johnny imagines Samus vomiting from the constant motion shifting she does with every Space Jump.
Anytime Ted complains about Johnny skipping item expansions, Johnny gets annoyed by the constant complaining, but also takes glee in watching Ted suffer simply because Johnny knows how to play the game properly to the point where he doesn't need extra items.
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
In Part 30 of No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, Solaris puts his own spin on the "Why so serious?" line from The Dark Knight.
Saddler: Do you REALLY believe I would trust an American?
Solaris: I think that's what Yuji Naka said when he left America.
BSC: *Cry in laughter*
Solaris: Come on guys, it's not that funny.
Johnny: (trying to calm down his laughter) I know, but I can just imagine Yuji Naka actually saying that.
In part 21 of the Resident Evil 4 playthrough, Johnny forgets to edit out the part where he changes his Wii remote's batteries, with Solaris coming up with odd answers as to what the hell Ashley is giving Leon.
Solaris's attempt to sing during a ladder climb, in which Johnny plays the song in sync with him.
Solaris: SNAKE EATER!!!
And when they decide to sing the song backwards: EAT THE SNAKE!!!
Again, Solaris replying to one of Johnny's lines during the "midget Napoleon battle".
Johnny: Can you make it over here, Leon?
Solaris: (In an incredibly bored voice) Um yeah, get a load of this.
Later, 10-15 seconds after the boss dies.
Johnny: No way, I can't Believe this!
Solaris: Timing...
Ted's introduction to the commentary and group, seemingly left in the dark as the game was underway.
A nice dialogue between the team that is kicked off by Ryan's utterance of Queef:
Solaris: I always have Ashley do that. (referring to turning the crank)
Johnny: What, queef?
Solaris: No, no, no. I was referring to turning the crank. By the way, what is a queef? Isn't that some kind of flatulence?
Part 38 has Johnny throw away magnum bullets to make room for another item, causing Solaris to ramble on in shock over how Johnny threw away something extremely rare and valuable and not combining herbs to make more room, even though Johnny didn't have a magnum in the first place. Solaris gets annoyed again later on when he sees Johnny combine herbs to make room for something and refuses to pick up the magnum bullets that were nearby. Johnny simply laughed at Solaris' anguish due to his massive kleptomania.
Touhouvania
Part 2 the guys playing Boy or Girl with one of the characters.
In Part 3, after Johnny asks where the hitbox is, Reimu immediately gets hit and killed.
Ryan: There, apparently.
In Part 6, Lewis and Johnny complain about the poor translation of the dialogue, which leads to this declaration by Johnny:
Johnny: HENTAI GETS BETTER TRANSLATIONS!
Lewis and Ted: How do you know that (Johnny)?
Johnny: Oh, I watch porn! All of you fuckers watch porn! Don't you try and fucking deny it!
Touhouvania 2
The intro of Part 1.
Andrew: I'm back MUHUHAHAHAHHAHA!
Lewis get's a little confused about Castlevania 3.
Lewis: This is like Castlevania 3 if you ROM-hacked Alucard into it.
Johnny: What the fuck kind of game of hot potato is this?
Ted: A very morbid one.
Johnny (high-pitched voice): Hi, I'm Kirby, and welcome to Jackass!
At the start of the Meta Knight boss battle, for a couple of minutes, Kirby just stands still not picking up the sword so that Ted and Ryan can recite the $00PAH Nin 10 Doh Meta Knight skit.
Ted (as Meta Knight): Alright, Star Warrior, draw your sword and duel me!
Ryan (as Kirby): I don't wanna!
Ted: B-B-But we have to fight!
Ryan: Alright, but I'm not using the sword.
Ted: Oh yes you will! You draw that blade and you like it!
When Ted gets the Cutter+Spark power, Ryan puts in a poorly edited version of the confrontation with Darth Maul to show the epicness of the double edged lightning sword ability along with Lewis and Johnny's reactions.
During stage 4-2, Ted goes on record saying it is a pretty easy level, even with the Dynamite power. Because of this statement, Ryan and Johnny expect karma to come along and kill Ted. It takes a while, but Ted is killed by an unexpectedly well-aimed shot from a lightning cloud enemy... just one step away from a health item. Johnny then gives out a Big "YES!".
After defeating the boss of Shiver Star, the guys find the Corrupted Ripple Star, which leads to "corrupted" jokes:
Ted: Oh... no, the heart is covered with blackness... kind of like my heart.
In part 2, after destroying the blocks in the HAL Room while running through, Johnny jokes about them causing the Next Super Smash Bros. game to get cancelled.
Also in part 2, when Ryan (Meta Knight) grabs the tuba shield, Johnny (Dedede) suggests that Ryan walks behind him so they can have a tuba player walking behind a fat guy.
Johnny: Oh, real funny, guys!
After everyone shares food with each other, Ted makes this analogy.
Ted: Little did Nintendo know that with this game they essentially made the longest, most draw out Orgy ever.
Ryan reading Magolor's lines in his Hotel Mario voice.
In part 5, Ryan, Lewis, and Johnny all going after a 1up and getting killed in the process.
Ted: Way to eat up my lives, guys. Geez!
Trying to get a life in World 5-1 ended up causing much confusion because of Ted needing and losing Whip Kirby.
The numerous lives lost from trying to get a cleat in episode 12.
Johnny: This is what happens when Dedede doesn't get the cleat.
also, the ending of 12.
Ted: (After they all break a bell) And that's the story of the Liberty Bell as told by a three year old on acid.
At the end of Part 13, after the ship crashes on Halcandra, Ted points out that you can can go back to Popstar at anytime.
Ted: We don't even have to fight the dragon, we can just go home! In fact, that's what we're doing, we're going home right NOW!
Johnny: *laughing his ass off*
The crew gets a game over at the end of Part 14. That's right, a game over in a Kirby game. Ted sums up everything in one line.
Ted: We are pathetic.
Also in part fifteen, when they just finished That One Level and they do the jumping mini game everyone gets a perfect score.... Except Lewis. The reaction is hilarious.
Also, in a reversal of this, later everyone get a 2 in the mini game, except for Ryan, who gets a 1. Not as funny, but still funny enough to make its way onto this page.
Johnny's continuous quips about how Ted should just kill himself at the beginning of a level because they were pretty much out of lives. So they intentionally got a game over. And this is the fourth one as of this point. Not only that, but they get another one literally right after it. Unintentionally.
When Magalor reveals that he is the villain. Ryan changes the Hotel Mario voice to a Luigi voice.
Ryan: Now I can reveal my true identity... it was really me that's Luigi.
In Part 2, the guys are talking about how elephants are afraid of mice; this then leads to a conversation about Dumbo.
Lewis: That's Disney thinking outside the box... until the direct DVD sequel that jumped right back into the box.
Ted: I don't think there was a direct sequel to Dumbo.
Lewis: I know, and that's why it's my favorite Disney movie.
Paranoiasonik: There's a Dumbo 2.
Lewis: Oh god damn it, you just ruined Dumbo forever for me now.
In Part 2, the guys talk about Kiddy Kong's onesie.
Lewis: Oh god, he's wearing those stupid-ass one piece pajamas.
Paranoiasonik: Yep he's wearing a onesie.
Ted: I haven't worn a onsie since I was like six years old.
Everyone but Ted: SIX!
Lewis: Got out of those a little late didn't cha.
Paranoiasonik: Which is why he's wearing them in the thumbnail image.
And of course, the Running Gag that was the Jesus Barrel.
Ib
In Part 3, Ted shows that the art gallery of doom apparently has material that Ib shouldn't see until she's... ahem, older. He reads it twice, first when he enters the room in which he found it, the second time when the room was messed up after Garry lit his lighter.
At the end of the commentary, Ted placed a challenge to all viewers: the main BSC member with the most likes (in a set of comments Ted posted) must play I Wanna be the Guy and the member with the LEAST likes has to play Kaizo Mario World.
In Part 5, the discussion at the beginning about MS Paint.
The thumbnail image, which depicts the four guys as the Ghostbusters.
Ryan using the catchphrase " I ain't afraid of no ghost!" Using Luigi's voice before shifting to a quick verse of the Ghostbusters theme is just hilarious.
Also this:
Johnny (also using Luigi's voice): Oh No I have to get 10,000 dollers... this is not a good night!
During Part 3, Lewis randomly blurts out "Parappa The Rapper with a Rocket Launcher." When the others react with confusion, he explains that he's watching his brother play the Playstation All Stars Battle Royale demo. They then imagine Parappa popping out of nowhere and shooting King Boo.
Over exaggerating Luigi's greed to the point they sympathize with Wario.
While the title alone is enough to make you crack up, the conversation in Part 6 of Luigi's Mansion is enough to leave you in stitches.
Ted: If Mario is Chris, then that would mean that Daisy is Mario's Brother.But Daisy is Peach's cousin...
Ryan: Daisy is Mario's Brother?!
Johnny: Daisy is Mario's Brother?! Oh, my God, I knew it.
Ted: But, wait, Daisy and Peach are cousins, so, oh my God, this has just gotten Redneck to the nth Degree.
Ryan: Daisy is Mario's Brother...
Johnny: (Whispers) That Bitch...
Ted: Wait, Daisy's Mario's brother, that means that Daisy is Luigi's brother too!
Ryan: (Laughs)
Ted: This game makes no sense!
Lewis: That puts an entirely new spin on the movie.
Everyone laughs
Let's just say, "Titan Tails" and be done with it.
The four try to figure out why everyone in the mansion is a ghost, Lewis is the one who deduced that they all died to a drinking game. Much to Ted's horror.
Ted: Wait, so everyone was playing? Even the Grandma, the twins and the infant? They had the infant play the fucking drinking game?
When Ryan (Wario) does really good at Dizzy Dancing, Johnny theorizes that drinking only makes Wario more sober.
Seeing as how Lewis has never played Mario Party, Ted tries to convince him that landing on Red Spaces is good and Bowser Spaces are even better. When Lewis acts skeptical, Ted pulls out a Bowser plushie and says "Isn't this a face you can trust?"
Johnny speaking in Luigi's voice for a good chunk of the game as he complains about the game's shortcomings, such as only being able to hold one item.
Johnny (as Luigi): Why can't I carry two? I have two pockets!
Ryan shouting Wario's catchphrase "D'OH, I MISSED!" every time he screws up.
Johnny screws with Ryan in Crane Game quite well.
Johnny (as Luigi): Go ahead, go for it, go for it. I fucking dare you. I'm going to bash the shit out of the button. You can't hold Luigi (Ryan: NO!)! No one can hold Luigi! Luigi decides when Luigi goes or fails. Try it again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! YOU CAN'T GRAB LUIGI! Why aren't you going after the fucking monkey!?
He also says this:
Johnny (as Luigi): Your mother is a fucking ham sandwich!
Lewis got TWO HIDDEN BLOCKS THAT BOTH HAD STARS, ensuring his victory in Pirate Land. The rest of the group's reactions are priceless.
And in Part 6, Lewis lands on ANOTHER Hidden Block space...which turned out to only have twenty coins instead of a star. The gang's initial reaction to this is absolutely priceless.
The Running Gag of "Lewis Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing".
Part 5's ending with the draw on Shy Guy says made this troper feel their sides nearly break from laughter.
This little gem in part six while Ryan was choosing who to duel
Ryan: Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by Luigi.
Johnny (As Luigi): That doesn't fucking rhyme! You have a vendetta. All or nothing, motherfucker.
Part seven, Johnny makes a joke about how he (Luigi) was the five time jump rope champion back in preschool. This prompts Ryan to say that he was in preschool for five years, causing the crew to laugh. Including Johnny, who didn't even realize what he said until after Ryan Lampshaded it.
Also, later, Luigi and Peach won the same mini game and the words "Luigi Peach won!" appeared on screen. This caused Ryan to point out in Mario Party 7 that you could play as Dry Bones, causing Johnny to crack up.
Ryan making fun of how the game could change at ANY moment.
Ryan: So last game Lewis won by doing absolutely nothing. This game I won by being actually good. Moral of the story: This game is full of bollocks!
During Bowser's Big Blast in Mario Party 2, the members go down 1 by 1 in Luigi's favor, but the same game in Mario Party 4 has Ryan, John, and Ted going on for a minute or two until Ted decides to change his wire to yellow, causing him to blow up the bomb. Thus giving the match to Ryan with Johnny choosing the wrong wire.
This exchange during the Reversal of Fortune in Part 2 when Johnny is selected to give a price to another player...while the game is still going.
Ted (Toad): I'm right here! You can stop right now, if you want!
Also, the result of said Reversal of Fortune, which made Luigi and Waluigi swap their coins... While they had pretty much the same amount of money.
Lewis: Princess Daisy has successfully wasted everyone's time.
On Ryan's second trip to the lottery shop in two turns: (all quotes are in Toad voice)
Johnny: Y'know Waluigi, I think you have a gambling problem.
Ted: We're here for you.
Johnny: You have a drug addiction and a gambling problem. You are not a positive role model in the slightest.
Ted: This is an intervention!
*Ryan gets the second best prize.*
Johnny: Oh no! That'll make the habit even harder to kick!
Ryan on his trolling craze robs Ted of his star. Sadly for him, he forgets Ted has an item...
Ted: OH, LOOK WHO'S ALL IN A LINE. *Mega Mushroom*
The last turn, which is a complete Humiliation Conga for Ted. Every single player ends up screwing over Ted in some way, through item use or just dumb luck. It ends with Ryan and Johnny cracking up to the point of tears because of how close Ted came to beating Ryan in several categories that would have gotten him bonus stars, only to fall short by a literal single point.
Adding to that is Daisy's Skyrim voice.
The moment of existential crisis at the end of a Hop or Pop game.
Ryan: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Johnny: *Snickers* *Ala Wario* I thought I was-a Wario.
Lewis: You'd think that, but the reality is all perception.
Johnny gets a Smash Ball in the final battle for Part 3 and fires off Samus' Zero laser... ...only he ends up getting turned around by the waterfall in the Pikmin stage costing him the match.
Johnny: Fuck you waterfall.
Ryan getting the Smash Ball while playing as Luigi.
This leads into Ted's quote right after (keep in mind this is alongside John having a laughing fit):
Ted: Goddamnit, Ryan, your gonna make me piss myself.
Ryan gets the Smash Ball as Wolf on the Mario Bros stage. He then gets the Landmaster stuck on the upper level of the stage because it's too big to go any further.
Ryan: What kind of Final Smash is this?!
Ryan (as Wolf): Laandmassterrrr!
In the second match of Part 6, when Ryan uses Wario's Final Smash to turn into Wario Man, Johnny sings the 1960's Batman theme song but replaces "Batman!" with "Fatass!"
In Part 7 and 8 the guys pick random stages two of them being Ryan's horrible custom stages one that's just platforms and ladders the other being nothing but falling blocks.
Part 10 in one Ryan's custom stages that's falling platforms that drop to spikes Lewis gets stuck below as Ivysaur and ends up getting 907% damage in one match.
Ted manages to outpun Chuggaaconroy, of all people, in part 10. The pun is at about 11:30, see for yourself.
Johnny's reactions whenever he's killed by luck or, in the one time they played Mario Bros., the boundaries being outright bizarre. Such as Ted (playing as TOURNAMENTS! (Meta Knight) being KO'd with at least half a model's length between him and the stage boundary and John (playing as Ike) getting KO'd out of the blue with at least a models length between him and the end of the stage boundaries.
During part 4 Ryan and John are the only ones left when a Nintendog is summoned. It proceeds to obscure most of the screen forcing the two to stand on opposite sides and wait for it to vanish. At some point during this a bob-omb materialized and started to walk towards Johnny. It runs into him as soon as the Nintendog vanishes and they were about to resume their fight prompting this reaction.
In Part 2, when the Red and Blue Goomba Bros. show up, both Ted and Johnny make references having to do with the colors red and blue. Johnny may have gotten the colors mixed up in his reference, but it's still funny nonetheless.
At one point in the recording, Solaris bails because he forgets that he was supposed to pick up his brother at the time period of recording.
In Part 6, while exploring the Koopa Bros. Fortress, Ryan keeps wondering where Boom-Boom is, which eventually leads to this moment when the Bob-omb party member joins.
Bombette: My specialty is exploding.
Johnny (Mario voice): You mean...?!
Johnny: Yes Mario, I go Boom-Boom.
Another instance, hilarious and shortly thereafter.
Johnny: *As a Nintendo rep* So, we have this new 3D game for you, what you think?
The accuracy of Johnny singing the famous "Trololo" song is both hilarious and frightening (He hits THAT high note at the end of the video).
Brainscratchcomms Q & A session
Dinnnerrrrrrrrrrrr!
Pokémon Retrospective
When the trio of Nayrman, Johnny, and ExandShadow begin speaking about the remakes of Gold and Silver. Exand begins expressing his love for the remakes.
Exand: Oooh... HeartGold!
Nayrman: SoulSilver for me.
Exand: Ooooh, Ho-Oh... your sprite is soo big!
Dragon Ball Retrospective
Ted: I remember when I was first watching Naruto, I remember actually being ashamed of what I was watching, Because I had Ti Vo at the time, so when my mom came in to the room to ask me something I would pause the screen, and I would never do for any other show. I think subconsciously I knew this wasn't a very good show.
Johnny: I was actually about to say the say same thing.
Ryan: *Laughs*
Johnny: I wouldn't say in shame because I was enjoying what I was watching, *Starts Chuckling* But I'd pause it or hide the window as soon as somebody walked into my room.
Amanda: (Laughing) I can see that, cover the screen! "Johnny what are you watching?" "Nothing! I'm watching nothing!"
Ryan: Porn! Porn! I'm watching Porn!
Johnny: *Laughs*
Ted: You rather admit to watching Porn then My Little Pony?
Johnny: Well, what would make more sense for a 25-year old man?
Ted: Uh... Porn.
Johnny: Yes, there you go.
Amanda's introduction in the retrospective due to it referencing her status as The Scrappy.
Amanda: Why am I here?
Johnny: You're just here to piss of the fans.
Cowboy Bebop Retrospective
The intro consisting of Patrick Star making Johnny and Ryan aquire a taste for free form jazz before kicking off the Cowboy Bebop theme.
Lewis's "I am not a character" speech after he reads the Afraid of Needles trope.
Lewis's reaction when he finds out that Pretzel Bag's innards were eaten by Johnny.
The guy's reaction to someone putting "What time are we at" as one of their catch phrases, it leaves Johnny and Lewis in stitches.
Momocon 2013
The guys finally follow through on their deal to make Ted play Sonic Genesis. Ted bets that he will get through Marble Zone without dying once, and then Johnny strikes up a conversation with a Superman cosplayer that just happened to be passing by long enough to distract Ted and get him killed.
Also, Ted trying to weasel his way out of playing Sonic Genesis at Momocon especially when he was willing to trade his own games just to get out of it.
Ted pretending to whack a Ness cosplayer with a bat while Johnny encourages him by rambling off Earthbound complaints.
Johnny: You hate Earthbound! You can't stand Ness! Poo's a stupid name! Nobody cares about Paula! And for good Lord, Gigyas is not that terrifying!
Later on, the Ness cosplayer has a go at whacking Ted.
Chuggaaconroy's reaction at riding the elevator at the hotel the guys stayed at was quite funny.
Ted dancing to Gangnam Style
Ted: God damnit, Johnny! *laughs*
Other
Any time any character in a modern Sonic game says the phrase "Long time no see". It's pretty much their collective Berserk Button, and as time goes on, hearing it drives them increasingly bonkers.
Johnny: AAAH! HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE LINE!
In their Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 impressions video, the female guest commentator remarks that she enjoyed the sgblikestoplay run of Resident Evil, Matt in particular because she feels joy in not feeling like she is the only ADHD kid.
FTA's epic burn on the new girl in the Sonic 4 Episode 2 impressions video.
Amanda: Well, I only own the 3DS version, and I'm trying to save up money to inject the XBOX version.
FTA: Then, you don't deserve to be here.
And minutes later after SonicandShadowfan15 had her rant.
Amanda: I hate Shadow the Hedgehog (The Game). The game is... Meh. I honestly don't understand why you gave him a car?
FTA: Cause chicks dig cars!
Amanda: I DON'T! I'm a chick and I like Shadow, and yeah he looked badass, but I like him with just the Fucking GUN! FUCK THE CAR! FUCK THE MOTORCYCLE! I don't give a shit! He is as fast as Sonic, let him run! Ok? I fucked those cars! I skipped them! THEY WERE POINTLESS!
Johny: Ok, let's keep your sexual preferences for cars out of this.
FTA: Woah, Woah, Woah, Wait. Did you just admit to having sexual intercourse with a motor vehicle?
The guys finding out that Mike Pollock did some voices for a Hentai.
Johnny: Right in the childhood.
Ted's confusion regarding Knuckles' ability to fly in the Sonic The Hedgehog OVA.
In the Pokemon: The First Movie commentary, the team constantly calls Ash out on how annoying/stupid he can be at points, leading to some funny lines.
Ted: I'm more confused about the fact that these Pokemon are crying over Ash's death than the fact that their tears bring him back to life.
Some of the subtitles that come with the Jump Cuts in the commentaries are rather amusing.
Ted's reaction to finding out Magnezone was a much better Pokémon then he gave it credit for.
In their pre E3 vid of 2013, the constant Xbone jokes are a hoot, but there are other shining moments including:
Ryan: "Smash smash smash smash..."
Ryan: "TV tv tv tv tv tv..."
In the online Super Smash Bros. Brawl video, separate from the original playthrough, Clement is called naive for hoping that Mega Man would be in the next Smash Bros. game. Then we find out that he will be in it.
