Due to the large amount of content, the sections were put into folders; Commentary folders are posted in the order of their release, followed by the Live playthroughs, while Brain Scratch Random Videos are posted at the bottom. We strongly recommend that you do not delete any of these folders (even if some are empty) for the sake of better organization in the future. It's what the guys would want.
Lewis questions the name of the ARK. Ryan's suggested answer: "It's an Act of Random Kindness?" This makes the whole group crack up. Bonus points for an "act of random kindness" being remarkably in-character for Gerald Robotnik before he went insane.
Applying Mr. Ed's voice to The Biolizard.
No More Heroes
In part 12, when Ryan and Johnny find out that Lewis has never seen Rocky.
In part 10 of No More Heroes, Ryan goes out of his way to use all of the fire extinguishers while not on fire. Lewis gets angry at this.
Lewis: I freaked out on Johnny for the whole Hadoken thing in Mega Man X, but this is more infuriating because it has no point!
Donkey Kong Country
The fact that Big Al (their first guest ever) didn't appear until the last part of the playthrough. Basically, the concept of guest commentators appeared right the fuck out of nowhere and put everyone in a state of "What?". Professionalism indeed.
Mega Man X
IT'S STORM EAGLE!!
Failure to Hadoken any Mavericks, but succeeding in Hadokening Sigma's Dog and his first form only, to which Lewis is taken aback from the sudden success.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time
The numerous references to a certain internet meme every time Leonardo gets frozen... before Spax ruins the moment.
In Part 5, the guy who played as Michelangelo decides to casually stand still for almost a whole minute while the others attack him for his incompetence. Hilarity Ensues.
Lewis: I just get the image of someone arguing with his mother on the other end of that player there.
Ryan grinding for weapon energy at one part in the play-through, and intentionally leaving the work he had to put in the game. As he put it: "If I have to suffer playing through this part of the game, you have to suffer watching it!"
It starts off mildly entertaining, but eventually becomes totally aggravating. Eventually, Lewis dives into insanity, going as far as to hallucinate drawing magic. Meanwhile, Johnny just expresses his growing boredom with the subtlety of a flying sledgehammer.
Lewis' reaction to Doc Robot copying Airman's powers, with Ryan once again editing in Airman ga Taosenai.
Ryan: *As the boss door is entered* "We have a surprise~! Guess what Doc Robot does~?"
*Air Man descends from the heavens, as the aforementioned Leitmotif chimes in.*
The team (along with Big Al) tearing apart the "touching" ending with such lines as "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" (Big Al) "Twinkle." (Ryan), "Hewpoe you bastard/liar." (Lewis), "I regret nothing!" (Big Al), and "Suckality." (Johnny). Other lines like this follow suit.
Lewis furthers this claim by munching on chips during Klonoa's banishment.
Johnny pointing out that the Final Boss of the game looks like Grimace from the McDonald's commercials.
PONTS-KOOPEE!!! And the various phrases that drove Johnny up a wall.
Big Al's weird dream involving pie and lube.
Ryan chastising his past self for getting lost in Vision 6-1.
At the end of the game, a book closes with the player's name on it as the author.
Ryan: Apparently I wrote this cause my name's under it.
Johnny: Ryan this is a horrible story.
Star Fox 64
Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Sonic & Tails Playthrough
Lewis gets absolutely fed up with Ryan's repeated failure at finding Special Stage rings.
Ryan fails at Lava Reef Act 2. Repeatedly. This leads to yet another instance of the "It's STORM EAGLE" gag.
Saddler: Do you REALLY believe I would trust an American?
Lewis: I think that's what Yuji Naka said when he left America.
BSC: *Cry in laughter*
Lewis: Come on guys, it's not that funny.
Johnny: (trying to calm down his laughter) I know, but I can just imagine Yuji Naka actually saying that.
In part 21 of the Resident Evil 4 playthrough, Johnny forgets to edit out the part where he changes his Wii remote's batteries, with Lewis coming up with odd answers as to what the hell Ashley is giving Leon.
Lewis's attempt to sing during a ladder climb, in which Johnny plays the song in sync with him.
Lewis: SNAKE EATER!!!
And when they decide to sing the song backwards: EAT THE SNAKE!!!
Again, Lewis replying to one of Johnny's lines during the "midget Napoleon battle".
Johnny: Can you make it over here, Leon?
Lewis: (In an incredibly bored voice) Um yeah, get a load of this.
Later, 10-15 seconds after the boss dies.
Johnny: No way, I can't believe this!
Ted's introduction to the commentary and group, seemingly left in the dark as the game was underway.
A nice dialogue between the team that is kicked off by Ryan's utterance of Queef:
Lewis: I always have Ashley do that. (referring to turning the crank)
Johnny: What, queef?
Lewis: No, no, no. I was referring to turning the crank. By the way, what is a queef? Isn't that some kind of flatulence?
Part 38 has Johnny throw away magnum bullets to make room for another item, causing Lewis to ramble on in shock over how Johnny threw away something extremely rare and valuable and not combining herbs to make more room, even though Johnny didn't have a magnum in the first place. Lewis gets annoyed again later on when he sees Johnny combine herbs to make room for something and refuses to pick up the magnum bullets that were nearby. Johnny simply laughed at Lewis' anguish due to his massive kleptomania.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
The creation of Silver's nickname: Pothead the Porcupine.
Lewis: Watch. He throws me through one of my rings and I survive. But, not only did he throw me through one of my rings, he threw me through the invisible wall! I am outside the boss fight! Johnny: Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. Ryan: And all the bridges are invisible now. Johnny: What the hell? Lewis: The bridge graphics aren't there but the bridge's coding is, so you can walk on 'em. Johnny: What? Lewis: I swear to god I did not mean for this to happen. Johnny: WHAT?!? Lewis: I was trying to show off the glitch where you get cornered in a wall just right and you break the game because you keep getting knocked into a ring and you literally can't escape. Johnny: YOU ESCAPED THE BOSS FIGHT!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
Being launched to the moon definitely counts as this. However, it is later topped by tablerape.
Lewis: SUPER MACHINE GUN TABLE ATTACK! *grabs several chairs as Silver and tosses them at Sonic*
Johnny: Jesus Christ!
Clement: It's rape! It's rape in boss form!
Lewis: With chairs. *finishes Sonic off*
Everyone: *is cracking up*
Johnny: Oh my God! Jeez!
Clement: Murder... absolute murder...
Johnny: You know, I didn't think it was possible to beat shooting him to the moon, but... god damn...
Lewis: Why do we need Sonic to save the world again?
Clement: Ohhh... that was a genius way to end it...
Lewis continues being a klepto, leading to one memorable instance where he repeatedly manages to off himself (and also waste a lot of time) in a series of futile attempts to get one Silver Medal. The rest of the gang can't decide whether or not they should find this amusing.
In Part 16, Lewis has several hilarious failures, including accidentally grinding the ENTIRE length of a grind-rail backwards without noticing whatsoever.
In Part 38, Lewis wastes a fair bit of time to improve game score to earn a better rank in the level. Five seconds into part 39, he pilots the vehicle right into the water, causing him to die and lose his score. Ryan got pissed off as a consequence.
When Ryan dies to Fire Man, Clement comments on how he looks like he scored a touchdown, with Johnny imagining Fire Man doing a Charleston to boot!
Johnny's reaction to Lewis's roboticized Namekian trees line.
In part 1, when Ryan fails a dropping platform section and Mega Man drops like a rock.
Super Mario 64
The point in the very first video where Lewis drops a Sonic reference. The other guys treat it like he's committed the ultimate sin.
And then Ryan does the same thing two videos later, Johnny acting like it was the first time it happened.
Ryan's reaction to realizing that updating his homebrewed Wii has made it impossible for him to complete his 100% run.
Lewis's reaction to Ryan singing the first few bars of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin after Lewis says, "Cue the damn Aladdin song..." when he noticed that Mario was riding on top of a magic carpet in Rainbow Ride during part 19.
This bit when Lewis was explaining why the Bowser Stages from Mario 64 felt the most right.
Lewis: ...his name was Jump Man for a reason. Not Trial-and-Error-Taser-Treasure-Chest-Puzzle-Man, not Pump Man, JUMP MAN!
The loss of everyone's best friend, Green Biker Dude. He will be forever missed.
Johnny jumping cutting to the demise of every boss character in the boss rush portion of the game by showing Mega Man X killing all of them with the Shoryuken, except for one boss due to the level having water in it.
In part 17, the video experiences the Fake Screen Crashing included in the game, then an actual video crash. For the rest of the part, Ryan instead plays a bit of Adam West Batman while playing Benny Hill music. Needless to say, this has the other two commentators in stitches.
Within the same part, a small bit of Ho Yay between Lewis and the Joker:
Joker: Say goodnight, Bats!
Lewis: Aw come on! How about dinner and a drink first?
Lewis gets strangely turned on as he hears Harley Quinn stating that she's gonna spank Warden Sharp.
As noted by Ryan during the second TV tropes reading, the added music during the following parts because of a sound malfunction, including Joker's Theme from the Animated Series, and the Adam West Batman Theme Song that interrupts it solely because of a combat section. Moments after the last enemy is knocked out, the music returned to the Joker's Theme.
Johnny: (addressing to Ted) You know what? I poke fun at you for not getting the "Koffing" and "Weezing" reference until late, but you know what? It took me a while to realize that Ekans and Arbok was "snake" and "kobra" backwards.
Ryan: And Arbok is misspelled because poor literacy is kool.
Ted: Meanwhile, what's Muk spelled backwards?
Johnny: *breaks out laughing*
Ryan: (to Johnny) Bet you'll never look at that Pokémon the same way again.
Johnny: *laughs harder*
Johnny: I'm booting up my DS now. I'm taking him out of my lineup.
Johnny saying 'I'm gonna get gangsta up on these bitches' in a Barney The Dinosaur voice. note He was confronting a Dragonite, which kind of resembles an orange Barney (and has a very similar personality, to boot!)
Part 16 has Ryan managing to do the gun counter attack efficiently, doing it twice prompts him to cheer, before Hayden tells him that it's the end of the game,thus too late to celebrate
Ryan vs the sniper in Part 12.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Johnny's reaction to seeing the Yoshi betrayal picture in Part 3.
The various ways Ryan uses to kill/torture Toad when he appears.
Ryan: What's this? Another Toad needs saving? TIME TO DIE!
The sudden bit after Ryan calls out of Super Mario Sunshine:
Ted: Mama... Mama Peach?
Johnny (as Bowser): Mario! How dare you destroy my family vacation! I'm going to see you in the ring, in Monday Night RAW!
Ryan: ...and that's why suddenly Nintendo doesn't do voice acting anymore.
The intro. Just... the intro.
Everyone rejoices at Lewis's return... except for Ted.
Johnny (As a drunk Sonic): All right Eggman, Yeah I taught you good, YEAH HAHA I'm Sonic The Hedgehog!, oho God, Damn it I didn't see that coming, Yeah aha, I'm Sonic the He- Oh god there go my legs!
"That was some GOOOOD weed."
In part 9, Johnny as Tails takes a shortcut and ends up flying and falling slowly through half of Windy Valley.
Johnny: This is exciting!
In a blink-it-and-miss-moment during Gamma's section; Johnny adds in a picture of Sonic's 'DO NOT WANT' face from Unleashed. Lewis and Ryan catch it, and spend nearly two minutes laughing.
On the note of Gamma's commentary, Lewis freaking out upon learning that Big is voiced by the same actor that voices Duke Nukem. Johnny and Ryan's quotes afterward are a laughable parody of Duke Nukem.
Lewis's immodest orgasm when Johnny gets Tails killed.
Lewis: OH GOD YES!
Tikal advising Johnny not to fall off the bridge in the Hot Shelter; complete with him falling off the bridge in the Hot Shelter.
Johnny: (mimicking Tikal) I said not to, hey wait, God dammit!
The Saga of Tails and his missing penny. It was a running gag that lasted throughout the Tails portion of the game, and Ryan requested that it be added to this page during the Symphony of the Night Playthrough.
Ryan: Angst, angst, fox, angst.
Lewis: Sadness, more angst. Oh, a penny. (Sonic then runs past in front of Tails)
Ryan: And now it's gone.
Johnny: He took my penny, that was my penny! Hey! I'm talking to you! I didn't think he heard me. I'm gonna chase that fucker. (Tails begins following Sonic smiling) My penny! Gimme back my penny! It was mine!
Lewis: I saw it first!!
Johnny: HEY! YOU BLUE FUCKER!
Lewis: Sonic, your shoes are untied!
Ryan & Lewis: I don't have shoelaces, you dipshit.
Johnny: (the flashback ends) We completely shitted on that flashback.
On Tails' playthrough, Johnny and Ryan's dirty minds point out that Eggman looked like he was "whacking it" in the Egg-mobile.
Lewis temporarily leaves his post to deal with a mosquito, multiple times in the same part, for the same mosquito. That's not the funny bit, though; every time this happens, Ryan sings the Monty Python intermission tune. It gets funnier every time.
In Part 36 this comes back in full force once Johnny activates the sketch glitch. Only this time, Johnny actually added the intermission screen and theme.
Johnny on the fight with the Ghost Train vs Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow.
Johnny: So I'm going to attacking him with Swords, Shurikens and of course Suplexes. Ladies and gentlemen...
The small conflict between the three commentators over when talking about the new end boss at the end of world 3-3 in the GBA port. Ryan absolutely cracks Johnny up by the power of randomness:
Ted: Actually, his name is Rusty-robirdol
Johnny: It's Robirdo.
Johnny: (in thick Latin accent): It's Robirdo!
Ryan: What the hell, fried chicken.
Johnny channeling his inner Kingdom Hearts.
With Ryan telling Johnny "The key is not a soccer ball!" after said key bounces off Mario's head over 10 times.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
The Underground Garden: Sweet Rave Vampire Killer, and the various quotes Ryan drops throughout the area.
Johnny's Happauge starts to shit out on him, causing what can only be described as teleportation throughout the castle. Rather than give Johnny shit about it, Ryan, Johnny, and Ted just roll with the footage as is, and make comments on it. This is noticeable when Johnny fights the optional boss of the game, culminating with...
AND THEN HE DIED
And, for extra humor points, said optional boss is Galamoth.
Gareth: That's TWICE you dickheads have stolen my line.
Lewis's introduction of the game.
Lewis: 6 commentators, 5 Hours, 4 People trying talk over each other all at one time, 3 eras, 2 Hedgehogs, 1 Epic Adventure, it's the Sonic Generations Commentary!
When Johnny goes to Classic Seaside Hill, he uses a technique that lets him break the level by skipping one of the level checkpoints.
This wonderful exchange:
Lewis: Short and consistent is better than long and tedious.
Gareth: Yeah. That's what I tell my wife every night.
Gareth making fun of Sonic saying 'Enjoy your future, it's gonna be great'; He claims a more accurate line would be 'Enjoy your future, it's gonna be great for 10 years, then suck balls for 7, then be kind of mediocre for a further two, and then get great again!'
Ryan: Hey look, there's the sign post! *Tornado carries goal post away, prompting Ryan to sing Trololo*
Lewis: That tornado's carrying a goal post!
Lewis getting intercepted by the sphere, knocking him out of midair and into the septic acidic sludge.
Ryan sings the ending credits song, while Lewis berates him for ruining the song. Ryan completely ignores him.
In part 12 of the Co-op playthrough, Johnny goes on a rant saying that they canceled the DMC4 playthough because Ryan sucks at it for their Portal 2 Co-op playthrough where Ryan and Lewis are dicking around. Listen to it here.
In part 15 of the Co-op playthrough, Johnny plays the Final Jeopardy music while Lewis and Ryan struggle to complete the test chamber they were stuck on since the previous part.
The entire Lt. Surge battle. From the callback to the Yellow Commentary (Nyeeeeeeh), to the use of Street Fighter 4's version of Guile's Theme as the background music for any Pokémon that's not Electrode, at which point it changes to the original Guile Theme.
Just the idea of Jason Voorhees singing THAT song about his favorite day of the week.
Anything involving the Pokémon Fan Club President and his Rapidash.
Part 32 involves Ted getting a phone call, with Ryan and Johnny thinking it's the Pokémon Fan Club President.
Ryan (as Raikou): Greetings, Pokémon trainer. I am here to give you your biggest challenge yet of catching a roaming legendary that can also remove you from battle. Causing this, the greatest challenge of catching Pokémon ever invented!
Ryan (as the Trainer): Master Ball, go!
Ryan and Johnny (as Raikou): Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Johnny imitating Raikou trying to struggle to get out of the ball seconds after said Call Back.
Johnny's Anchorman Reference: His ideal marriage to some girl named Veronica in the middle of Mt. Silver.
Johnny's little rant after Ted decides to go through the final dungeon without using Flash is quite funny.
Johnny: I know that one day, Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain. And there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and garlands of herbs. And we will dance until the sun rises, and our children will form a family band and we will tour the countryside and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!
Kirby's Dream Land
Mario Kart 64
One of the first lines is Johnny lamenting on how the crew learned nothing from the F-Zero GX run of the same genre.
At around twenty seconds into the video, Johnny starts to read Pepsi ingredients off a bottle to "Get it out of the way".
Johnny: Well, I better get started now. Let's see, Pepsi. Carbonated water. High fructose corn syrup. Caramel colored sugar. Phosphoric acid. Caffeine. Citric acid.
At the end of Johnny's rant, Lewis shouts "Greenly", calling back to the GX playthrough.
Ryan tells the crew about the comic he read on DuelingAnalogs where Cloud and Sephiroth are playing basketball, only to end with Sephiroth murdering Aerith. The sheer change in storyline from the comic had the other commentators laughing.
Bilzzard Biffalo (in the Playstation version, Blizzard Buffalo's name is misspelled as "Bilzzard Buffalo").
"Hm, I'll try going to the left, nope nope, go to the right, oh nope I'll try the left again, nope back to the right, let's try the right again." (Many of the Mavericks have a "dash left or right" mode of fighting, with projectiles or other attacks sprinkled in sometimes)
The many weather-related jokes at Dr. Doppler's expense.
Ted's god-awful puns involving Bit, Byte, and Vile, and his singing the "Captain America's mighty shield" song during the first Sigma battle.
How Johnny handles the end game boss rush: By editing it into a montage where he hits each one once and they immediately explode set to a certain song by The Lonely Island about explosions.
Sigma's second form has an attack that Ted interprets as spray-painting the wall, which Johnny admits was better than his suggestion of the Orbital Friendship Beam.
In the ending where it says that "To save mankind, X must destroy Zero". The group wonders what possibly would give X that idea. And during the credits, where X and Zero are running together, they joke that what is really happening is that X tried to kill Zero, and Zero is chasing X because of it.
Their comments during the character portraits part of the credits: "Who are you?"; "Why do you exist?"; "Hey, it's Heracross"; "Douche"; "Asshole"; etc.
Mega Man 7
The pre-title screen opening:
"In the year 20XX"
*Dr. Wily looming above Earth*
Johnny: Doctor Wily grew several thousand feet tall!
*changes to Mega Man battling Wily Machine 6*
Johnny: And now he's normal again.
*Mad grinder notices the screen, looks at it, and fires his flamethrower*
Johnny: Aaahhhh! He discovered the player!
Ryan's exceptional use of the Nostalgia button to show the comparison between boss stages.
Any conversation when Mega Man goes back to see Dr. Light.
Revealing the secret area in Slash Man's stage:
Ted: "Remember Mega Man, only you can prevent forest fires."
Ryan: "Or I can cause them!" *Sets entire forest on fire*
Clement: "What's that? Burn down the forest?"
Ted: "I said prevent, not provoke!"
Paranoia Sonik: Fuck, Smokey the Bear's gonna kill me now.
Johnny: Oh wait, he's dead... because I already set him on fire.
Replacing Protoman's theme with an impromptu version of the theme to the Andy Griffith Show.
All the times they start singing, especially the 90's X-Men theme when selecting Slash Man and the Jurassic Park theme in Slash Man's stage.
Ted dies an unexpectedly large amount of eight times in part one alone, some deaths not even a minute apart.
In part 2 of the play through, after Ted meets the old woman that sells potions, one of the commentators compares her to Santa Claus because of the look of her sprite, causing everyone to burst in laughter.
Matt: Lewis, Lewis, fire hot. Remember that fire is hot.
This is more due to Lewis wondering why the fire from the lantern would hurt the user.
The introduction to part 2, where Lewis welcomes the viewers back:
Lewis: Once again, our dear friend Ted is trying to beat the monsters by slamming his face into them.
Matt (though mumbled): That's right Ted, block with your face!
Ted stops to set up a new recording in the Legend of Zelda playthrough, performing a jump-cut in the process. However, he already established that a jump-cut means that he is looking at a strategy guide to beat the game. When he does this in-front of dungeon 3, absolutely nobody believed him and Matt claimed that Ted got lost on the way to dungeon 3 when he was two feet away from it.
Ted: I don't get it, what are you guys claiming?
Matt: That you paused the game and gave us a jump-cut right before dungeon 3. You got lost two feet away from dungeon 3!
Johnny's repeated exasperated cry of Ted's name whenever Ted dies or unbelievably screws up while playing.
Matt in general; he has been keeping the fans laughing their asses off, and they also want him in another commentary afterward.
Matt: Johnny and I were playing Majora's Mask by ourselves, and I told him: Look, if you're not comfortable with the aliens, then I'll do it... and then I end up getting her abducted. After that, all day Johnny would look at me and say ROMANI!!!
The group get into an argument over who exactly was the character in dungeon 7 that stood in your way as he uttered the infamous "Grumble, grumble..." line. Despite the fact that Ted looked it up and said it was Goriya, everyone else just dubbed him "The Grumble Grumble Guy" and Johnny said, in character as the Goriya, "It's not grumble grumble guy!"
It gets even funnier when the group dub him Fucking Alliteration instead.
Ted rushing into Zelda's chamber in the final dungeon and getting burned by the flames because of it. Naturally, the group mocks him for it and noted it would have been painful and hilarious if someone had died in that room after getting that far in the game.
In part 2, when the group goes off a tangent over Final Fantasy VII, Matt gives us this:
In part 4 about the fat scientist and the Wide Beam. (One of few cases where Ted's puns are not of the incredibly lame variety.)
BigAl: Wait a minute... the scientist knew how to do the Wide Beam?
Ted: No, the X-Parasite just had the ability of the Wide Beam. Why? I don't know game logic.
Johnny: I like to think the scientist had the Wide Beam. "Hey, Samus laser beam check it out."
Ted: Well he was certainly wide enough.
Johnny: *While laughing* It all makes sense!
Anytime Ted complains about Johnny skipping item expansions, Johnny gets annoyed by the constant complaining, but also takes glee in watching Ted suffer simply because Johnny knows how to play the game properly to the point where he doesn't need extra items.
Ted: Oh, you gotta try again Johnny! You gotta try again! You didn't get the Chaos Emeralds
Johnny: Fuuck yooouuuu!!!!
Pokémon: Leaf Green Version
The guys and Amanda are talking about Barry from The Rival from Diamond/Pearl/Platinum when Amanda makes a joke about Barry from Resident Evil; this goes over Ted's head. Ryan, Johnny, and Lewis calling Ted out is hilarious.
Amanda: I like that Barry though the Barry in Platinum is shit.
Ted: What's the difference oh oh right Resident Evil.
Johnny: Jesus fucking Christ.
Ryan: Just now getting this Ted.
Lewis: Give this man a prize he gets it!
Lewis shows us the wrong way to fight the trainers in Brock's gym by using Metapod and Kakuna when he has a Mankey.
Ted: What are you doing? What are you doing!
Johnny's reaction to Vanilluxe's design.
in Part 11 (after Johnny took control), Charmeleon was going to evolve into Charizard much to everyone else's amazement... until he pressed the B button, why? Because he wanted to see their reactions if he did.
And then it gets better, in the next part, in which he ditches the Charmeleon altogether for a Vulpix that Johnny actually evolves into Ninetails.
In this episode, they overlay Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Right Round Baby whenever the player character is spinning around rapidly.
Ryan: NO!!! OH GOD DAMN IT! TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND!
Johnny's thoughts of the cork on Gooper Blooper being a pacifier making Gooper Blooper a baby.
To elaborate, Typing Blank is the guest commentator during this playthrough; he rarely speaks, so when he does, they make a big deal out of this.
In the scene where Bowser Jr. is introduced and he reveals that Peach is (probably) his mother, Ryan edits in a certain scene from Dragon Ball Z Abridged that also gives the video its title: What a twist!
Immediately after, Lewis comments on the implications of Peach bearing Bowser's child.
Lewis: Funny, I don't remember that happening. I must have been drunk off my ass for a whole 9 months.
Johnny's Angst during the red coins in the coral reef mission sort-of mirrors Johnny and Co.'s (sans Lewis and Typing Blank) anger and rage during the Sonic Genesis commentary.
The debut of Mario's new Slug suit.
The dick and sex jokes during Pinna Park's sunflower mission.
All the times a vehicle passes by Typing Blank during the commentary.
Ryan: *when hearing a motorcycle pass by in part 9* Why yes Mister Motorcycle!
Every time Ryan starts singing the song from the US commercial, including lyrics from Johnny about Luigi, and Johnny invoking that Ryan made a more depressing version.
Ryan not knowing that he could open a door with a pineapple, so he leaves the pineapple behind. The reactions of Lewis, Johnny, and Typing are hilarious.
Lewis: This is painful.
Typing: It's not a puzzle...it's not a puzzle.
Johnny: He's played the game before.
Johnny's reactions to the stupidity of the Piantas throughout the playthrough.
In Part 13, Amanda's dad walks into the room, leading to this exchange.
Amanda: I can't curse as much cause my dad's here.
Johnny: There's no rule in Brainscratch saying you have to curse.
Lewis: Did you say that loud enough for him to hear you.
Amanda: He's right next to me!
Johnny: Sorry guys father's here gotta put the pot away.
In Part 14, the gang spots a Pianta running around with his backpack on fire. Ryan leaves him to burn, saying that he's probably the same guy who blocked their path in the pineapple mission.
Lewis spends the entirety of Part 4 playing Persona 3. Cue the inevitable comment of "Who put Sonic Riders in my Persona commentary?"
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
Johnny's reaction to the Bomb Rally mini-game.
Johnny: What the fuck kind of game of hot potato is this?
Ted: A very morbid one.
Johnny (high-pitched voice): Hi, I'm Kirby, and welcome to Jackass!
At the start of the Meta Knight boss battle, for a couple of minutes, Kirby just stands still not picking up the sword so that Ted and Ryan can recite the $00PAH Nin10Doh Meta Knight skit.
Ted (as Meta Knight): Alright, Star Warrior, draw your sword and duel me!
Ryan (as Kirby): I don't wanna!
Ted: B-B-But we have to fight!
Ryan: Alright, but I'm not using the sword.
Ted: Oh yes you will! You draw that blade and you like it!
Ted: OK, fine. I will wait.
The Running Gag of Lewis complaining about the level names not making any sense at the start of each part.
Their 4kids rant:
Lewis: "They don't care about censoring violence, they care about censoring guns. Guns and sex and bathroom visits."
Ryan: "And Japanese text."
Lewis: "And Japanese text, yeah. Japanese text must go; we cannot expose our impressionable youngsters to other cultures. The only country on the planet is America. No North America or South America, there is no UK and there certainly is no Japan. There is only America."
John: "Don't get me started on Canada."
Ted: "So how did they explain the war on terror then? That kind of needs another country."
Johnny: "BLOOD ART TECHNIQUE. A PAINTING, OF THE SOUL! I'LL MAKE YOU MY MASTERPIECE! THIS, IS ART!"
When Ted gets the Cutter+Spark power, Ryan puts in a poorly edited version of the confrontation with Darth Maul to show the epicness of the double edged lightning sword ability along with Lewis and Johnny's reactions.
During stage 4-2, Ted goes on record saying it is a pretty easy level, even with the Dynamite power. Because of this statement, Ryan and Johnny expect karma to come along and kill Ted. It takes a while, but Ted is killed by an unexpectedly well-aimed shot from a lightning cloud enemy... just one step away from a health item. Johnny then gives out a Big "YES!".
After defeating the boss of Shiver Star, the guys find the Corrupted Ripple Star, which leads to "corrupted" jokes:
Ted: Oh... no, the heart is covered with blackness... kind of like my heart.
Lewis: Only... uh...
Ryan: It's current day Nintendo I knew it!
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Ryan trying to decide what to name Link. He first thinks of Bort but then decides "Nah, too common." He then tries "Gary Oak". Cue confused look from Gary and his Umbreon. He then tries Batman. Cue angry look from the actual Batman. He finally decides to go with Dumbfuck.
Ryan: It's time to play the greatest game ever made in the history of anything.
Ryan keeps bringing up a a "tennis racket" when referring to the bottle. Why? Simple: Watch part 19 and watch Ryan hilariously beat Phantom Ganon with his bottle with the battle set to the Mario Tennis theme. The rest of the crew, meanwhile, act as pretty good backup commentary for said battle. It gets referenced again when Link fights Ganondorf.
Part 27, Ryan uses the Lens of Truth to see some invisible spikes, Ted had this to say.
Ted: Am I the only one that finds it odd that Spongebob is yelling even though he's technically already underwater.
Part 28, Ryan chooses the best way to deal with the stealth section in Gerudo Valley, slashing everyone with the Big Goron Sword.
Ryan: Who needs stealth!
Part 28, Ted talking about how when he was doing a school project on Greek Gods he found random pictures of porn, leading Ryan to sing songs from Hercules that now take a whole new meaning.
Ryan: I am on my way.
Ted: Oh god double meanings!
Ryan: He can go the distance.
Three Words. Ganondorf's Cooking Show.
Ted: Hey kids! Have you ever been so hungry that you could cook an Octorok? Well, here's your chance!
Part 35: Ganondorf's Piano Practice Lessons with Zelda. Her horrified expression makes it seem as though Ganondorf is terrible at playing, and ragtime music is substituted for his normal ominous organ theme.
Shadow the Hedgehog
Ted talking about the moral choice system.
Ted: Say you want to align with Eggman cause I want to be his Egg-partner or something.
Lewis: *Laughing* That has to be the most awkward wording of anything ever.
Talking about what kind of doctor Eggman is.
Gareth: Are you saying that Eggman is a man that does back alley abortions?
Lewis: That would explain the nickname, though.
Midway through Part 4, Gareth's mic starts being all screwy and makes him sound weird. Hilarity ensues.
They begin discussing Shadow's many "I Am Speeches," often how he's asked a question and the speech does not pertain to it.
Johnny (as Shadow): "I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the ultimate fry cook in this McDonald's kitchen. I will use thy skills to pay the bills. THIS is who I am!"
Johnny (customer): "Dude, dude, all I wanted was a #2 with onions."
Ryan: "I am the one who cuts the onions."
Amanda: "THIS is who I am!"
In Part 9, they notice that Black Doom's voice sounds like Dr. Claw and then start making Inspector Gadget quotes with a Sonic twist.
In the same part, Amanda states that if Shadow were to karate chop Black Doom, a squishy alien, the sound of the impact would be of a rubber duck squeaking. Gareth follows it up with Shadow winding up smacking himself due to the rubbery impact bouncing the karate chop back at Shadow.
After Ted dies a cheap death from an Artificial Chaos during the horrible Lost Impact level in Part 20...
Part 22 has the crew wondering where Shadow was keeping all of his Chaos Emeralds by the end of the game. Gareth suggested that Knuckles was off screen, slowly tossing the emeralds to Shadow when the scene called for it.
In Part 23, Amanda's outburst at Black Doom's Luke, I Am Your Father moment may have further cemented her status as The Scrappy, but Gareth more than makes up for it with this line:
Ted brings up one of the many inaccuracies of the game; specifically, one of Tepig's moves.
Ted: Hold on, sorry for interrupting, but a petition actually did damage. Everyone knows petitions don't actually do anything.
Johnny ends the video by dragging a certain image of Tommy Lee Jones from the movie No Country for Old Men on-screen. You know the one.
Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
In Part 2, the guys are talking about how elephants are afraid of mice; this then leads to a conversation about Dumbo.
Lewis: That's Disney thinking outside the box... until the direct DVD sequel that jumped right back into the box.
Ted: I don't think there was a direct sequel to Dumbo.
Lewis: I know, and that's why it's my favorite Disney movie.
Paranoiasonik: There's a Dumbo 2.
Lewis: Oh god damn it, you just ruined Dumbo forever for me now.
In Part 2, the guys talk about Kiddy Kong's onesie.
Lewis: Oh god, he's wearing those stupid-ass one piece pajamas.
Paranoiasonik: Yep he's wearing a onesie.
Ted: I haven't worn a onsie since I was like six years old.
Everyone but Ted: SIX!
Lewis: Got out of those a little late didn't cha.
Paranoiasonik: Which is why he's wearing them in the thumbnail image.
In Part 9, during the "Krack-Shot Kroc" stage, Ryan points out the similarities between the stage's gimmick and one of the stages in Donkey Kong 64 with the same gimmick but also a Nightmare Fuel voice that says "GET OUT!" when it starts, leading to surprise from the ones who hadn't played DK64 and laughter from the others.
Paranoiasonic: I was just playing a lighthearted Donkey Kong game, when-
And of course, the Running Gag that was the Jesus Barrel.
In Part 3, Ted shows that the art gallery of doom apparently has material that Ib shouldn't see until she's... ahem, older. He reads it twice, first when he enters the room in which he found it, the second time when the room was messed up after Garry lit his lighter.
At the end of the commentary, Ted placed a challenge to all viewers: the main BSC member with the most likes (in a set of comments Ted posted) must play I Wanna be the Guy and the member with the LEAST likes has to play Kaizo Mario World.
In Part 5, the discussion at the beginning about MS Paint.
The thumbnail image, which depicts the four guys as the Ghostbusters.
Ryan using the catchphrase "I ain't afraid of no ghost!" Using Luigi's voice before shifting to a quick verse of the Ghostbusters theme is just hilarious.
Johnny (also using Luigi's voice): Oh No I have to get 10,000 dollers... this is not a good night!
During Part 3, Lewis randomly blurts out "Parappa The Rapper with a Rocket Launcher." When the others react with confusion, he explains that he's watching his brother play the Playstation All Stars Battle Royale demo. They then imagine Parappa popping out of nowhere and shooting King Boo.
Anti-Gravity (About 5:30) needs to wait, Luigi has a phone (or in this case Game Boy) call.
In the final part, Ryan suggests that Luigi isn't crying tears of joy at Mario's return, he's crying because he just realized that he blew his big chance at being Nintendo's mascot.
Johnny (using Luigi's voice): There goes my career!
Mega Man 9
At 3 minutes into Part 3, Ryan just walks off a platform and into a spiked pit, causing the others to laugh their asses off.
Mega Man 10
Ryan's constant dying in Commando Man's stage in Part 2 is quite hilarious.
After failing to get past the obstetrical on the ladder and dying, Lewis is laughing and coughing, to which this this conversation starts.
Ryan: You see that, you gave Lewis Roboenza.
Ted: Wait, Lewis is a robot?
Lewis: Didn't we already go over this, I'm a digitized Artificial Intelligence living inside the internet.
Ted: So wait, if Johny's a ghost and Lewis is a robot... Then what's Ryan?
Lewis: A Canadian, that's what.
In Part 2, when the Red and Blue Goomba Bros. show up, both Ted and Johnny make references having to do with the colors red and blue. Johnny may have gotten the colors mixed up in his reference, but it's still funny nonetheless.
At the Bombette Duplighost scene in part 34, Ted edits in the Shadow Clone Jutsu sound effect, complete with Naruto's voice. The others aren't impressed by this, and only laugh after Ted dismisses it.
...And he does it again at the Duplighosts that are very bad at their jobs.
Also in Part 34, the group reacts to Madam Merlar's "shortened" version of her tale:
Ryan: Still less wordy than Skyward Sword!
Ted: Ryan, there's a 72% possibility that that will piss off a Zelda fan.
Ryan: Well, there's a 100% possibility that the game was POORLY WRITTEN!
When Ted fights The Master for the final time in Part 36 (About 4:20), the curse gives him more attack power, on the turn where he BOOSTS his attack power.
Three in part 39.
The first one is a hammer bro which starts throwing hammers at Ted, but Ted activates a cutscene that requires him to press A to continue. The Hammer Bro can't hit him; however, it keeps on throwing a barrage of hammers at Ted, all of them doing nothing.
The curse comes in after a battle, giving Ted a bunch of extra coins, that he literally cannot carry, as he reaches 999.
Beforehand, but after Ted reaches 999, he delivers this line.
Ted: Somewhere, far away, Wario is crying.
Johnny: *Laughing* I was just about to say that.
The Ninja Koopas come back to fight. Lewis makes the remark that he can commentate over a fight with them, as he had to walk out on them earlier. Ted laughs so hard because the Ninja Koopas are beaten by Jr. Troopa.
Later, in the battle, Lewis says he's gonna laugh if the game lampshades how did Jr. Troopa get all the way to Bowser's Castle. Shortly after, Goombario makes that lampshade. Cue Lewis laughing.
This little gem from the final part, after a bit of only Johnny and Ryan talking.
Johnny: Ryan, where did everybody go?
Ryan: Ted are you still here?
Ted: Oh, oh, I'm muted, Oh.
Johnny & Ryan: *Laughs*
Ted: I was saying funny things too...
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
In part 1, Ted asks Johnny what was he drinking when he chose this game.
Ted: Oh, this game. It was a simpler time, when Michael Jackson was allowed to be next to children.
In Part 7, Ted tries to play I Spy, but then realizes that they are talking over a Skype call.
When Ted tells the guys that Meta Knight originally had butterfly wings, John looks it up and says that it looks like Tabuu.
John, Ryan and Ted: Sakurai!
In part 8 Johnny remarks that they should throw catnip to the catgirl, Chen. Lewis then takes his EXACT Words and twists them around.
When the guys joke that when Andrew dies, the viewers have to start all the way from part 2, Ted makes some cliche excuses. What makes this funny is that he combines many different cliches.
It's made even more hilarious when you find out that in Touhou's canon, one of the best ways to distract Chen is by tossing some catnip at her.
Ted's reaction to finding out about WrongWarp and finding out a Deku Stick is as strong against Ganondorf as the MASTER SWORD is.
Ted: Blade of Evil's bane my ASS!
The guys talking about calling in Luigi to deal with the Chozo ghosts.
Ted tells the tale about his comparison between Wii Bowling and actual Bowling. The guys joke about how he was disappointed about there being no Wiimotes.
Ted:' Wait, so do I have to wear a wrist strap for this thing or what?
Johnny and Ryan: *Crack up laughing*
In part 17, the guys crack jokes about the artifacts, about how they would be in places that Samus blew up beforehand.
Part 1 gives us a little history on Crash's girlfriend Tana; she was removed from the sequels because parents didn't like her character design. Lewis retorts:
Lewis: And then SEGA gave us Rouge the Bat, but no one gave a care about her.
The thumbnail for Part 1 deserves to be mentioned here.
In Part 7, Ted starts to rant about N. Brio's strategy, only to be rendered speechless by N. Brio's transformation into the Hulk.
Ryan and John: Doc N. Brio, pelted by gamma rays...
In Part 5, whenever a character says that the Eggman that they were just fighting was Actually a Doombot (Ted also utters the trope name here) Ryan edits the "You don't say" meme face onto their teammates.
The guys note that all Metal Sonic copied was Sonic's and Shadow's abilities, as well as the Chaos data taken from the stolen Chao and Froggy. They then realized that maybe some of Metal Sonic's copy choices weren't such good ideas.
Johnny: 32X data successfully—Oh...that's a downgrade.
Ryan: Sonic Drift data successfully—oh...(Johnny: Oh no...)
Ted: Shadow the Hedgehog data successfully—Oh god why do think this is bad idea?
Who needs Rocket Accel? Ryan sure doesn't!
Part 9 has the group describe the rise and downfall of the Sonic franchise by comparing it to a rollercoaster; the series went down the hill in the fun way at some point, then crawls uphill by Sonic Heroes while the ride stops at a loop upside down by Sonic 2006.
Super Mario Galaxy
This moment from Part 1.
Johnny: Jason X crosses the line of absurdity to the point where it's...
Chuggaconroy: What I'm really jealous of is that all the children born this year...It'll be like, "What sign in the Zodiac are you?", they'll be like, "I was born in the Year of Luigi!"
Ted: So what second-stringer are they gonna do next year? The Year of Slippy Toad?
Chuggaconroy: I'm up for the Year of Wario, personally.
Lewis: Oh God, I pity the boy who's born that year.
A moment in Part 10 where Johnny launches himself to death using the cannon.
In Part 11, One mission has Mario save Luigi who is stuck on a tree.
Johnny (Luigi Voice): Hey bro, those tree climbing lessons are a total success.
Johnny (Mario Voice): Well get down already!
Johnny (Luigi Voice): Eh, I kinda slept through the coming back down session.
In Part 15, the guys go on another wild tangent when Lewis points out that the Lumas in the storybook pictures look like gumdrops and proposes that Nintendo make Luma-shaped gummies, which leads to Ted bringing up the actual Super Mario gummies and Johnny asks if they look super-deformed and Ted points out that nothing's as bad as Gumball eyes Sonic. A picture is then edited in of a popsicle in the shape of Sonic's head with the gumball eyes in the wrong places.
Johnny: Well then, I'm SORRY if we're not Nintendo gurus like YOU, Ryan!
The third boss of the game: a giant robot dung beetle.
Johnny: Eat shit, Sonic!
According to the guys, the boss of Night Carnival zone isn't actually a boss, but a rescue mission.
In Huge Crisis Zone, the enemies are suddenly GUN robots for no discernible reason. The guys come up with a few different excuses for this, including Ted thinking that GUN mistook Sonic for Shadow again and Ryan thinking that they mistook Sonic for Eggman. But Lewis tops them all by theorizing that Sonic is still pissed about what happened in Sonic Adventure 2.
"Objects on upper screen may be closer than they appear!"
In Part 10, the group wonders if Blaze's purple fire is possible in real life. Ted looks it up and finds that it requires heating potassium chloride and strontium chloride in a blue alcohol flame, leading Ryan to interpret Blaze as an alcoholic who eats a lot of bananas and then Johnny takes it a step further by saying that Blaze's story is all just a hallucination. The guys then act out a drunk Blaze.
Ted: Hey guys, Look at these bananas. I think I should eat them. What do you think? (Had to fill in the blank a bit here as Skype momentarily cut out during this line)
Ted: (interrupting) What the fuck is the point of having subtitles twice? It says the same exact goddamn thing!
The Batman vs. Joker fight in Part 2, where the entire group laughs at the points that Batman is not THAT inhumanly strong nor could Joker survive being thrown through buildings and getting run over by the Batmobile.
In part 13, the guys start a discussion about how unclear some of the original Final Fantasy spell names are like "Rub" and "Lit". When Johnny mentions the spell "XXXX". The guys then speculate what it means, including "Super Porn" and "Porn and more".
In the comments section of part 14, titled "On that day, Vincent received a grim reminder that he must face himself", Lewis, using the Brainscratch account, lampshades the Persona and Attack on Titan shout out in the title. Johnny, also using their account, then comments telling Lewis to shut up. Ted, using the account as well, then comments telling Johnny and Lewis to stop fighting. Finally, Ryan comments telling them to shut up and to comment on the commentaries using their own channels."
Dual-wielding Persona and Attack on Titan references. Aw yeah. *puts on shades* - Lewis
Be quiet Lewis. - Johnny
Children, play nice. - Ted
Comment on videos using your own channels plebeians. The irony of this comment was completely intentional. - Ryan
In Part 15, Ryan goes on a tangent about how annoying it is working in food service since inevitably someone will come in 5 minutes before closing while you're cleaning up the restaurant.
Ted: Yeah, can I get 3 large buckets, 12 fries, 16 drinks, oh and are you still serving breakfast?
Ryan: Go fuck yourself.
Whenever Erica shows up, the guys refer to her as Ronald McDonald. This comes to a head in part 15 when they start talking about Katherine's symbolic last name.
Johnny: I know it's symbolic, but is it a trend? Is Erica's last name McDonald?
Lewis: Anderson, actually.
Johnny: Fuck, that's not funny.
After the big bad accidentally reveals his involvement in the dreams to Vincent, only to discover that's not what Vincent was talking about:
Ryan: Forget everything you just heard!
Johnny: That's when he pressed the emergency underground counter button.
And later when Vincent starts arguing with him over what he said:
Ryan: Nu-uh! Yea-huh!
When Vincent removes the big bad's shades we get Ryan's reaction:
Later, when Vincent's friends return to rejoin Vincent, they see Vincent holding a knife towards Boss, he quickly dismisses it as playing games. The guys make jokes about the game involving stabbing with said knife.
Johnny: I call this "the throat stab", you first.
Ted: Oh, my favorite game.
Ryan: Maybe before that we can do some "roshambo".
After Vincent stabs the knife into the bar table, Lewis jokes how he learned that from Katherine stabbing her fork into the table
This exchange while Vincent is in the confessional on his way to the final boss:
Ted: In other news, the Catholic Church installed rocket confessionals into every single church. Mass attendance has gone up 3000 percent.
Ryan: Be careful what you confess to, because the guy in the other booth has this big red button there, and he will push it.
Johnny: Nonono. The rocket booth is actually fueled by the sin. So the greater the sin, the higher you go.
Ted: So to cleanse yourself, you get blasted off into the air?
Ryan: You get fired into the sun if you confess to watching porn.
Johnny: There goes Ted.
"RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!"
"VINCENT! I JUST SAVED FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE ON MY CAR INSURANCE!"
You insolent little man, how dare you speak to a god that way; MY BEARD IS MADE OF SHEEP.
Sonic Lost World
In the opening cutscene, Johnny states that the editing of the reveal of the Lost Hex is on par with a Power Point presentation.
Lewis's theory as to why most of the Deadly Six are somehow hidden in shadow.
Lewis: Eggman is just that fat.
Lewis points out that the first level of the game is grass themed, and the second is desert themed. Ted's reaction:
"Now Clement, as Eggman's biggest fan, trademark, restricted, copyright..."
The guys suddenly hear a little girl and try to shoo her off of their commentary over a Sonic game.
Johnny: That's right, little girl, we are playing Sonic Lost World!
Ted: Get her out of here, this isn't suitable for children.
Ryan: This isn't child-friendly. Sonic is serious business!
In Part 9, Lewis questions what Medusa is doing in the Underworld before Ted gives him his response:
Lewis: Also Medusa has nothing to do with the Underworld in Greek Mythology, what the hell.
Ted: Lewis... get that continuity shit out of here.
In part 11, Lewis suggests that humans aren't dumb enough to fight over a wish. *cue laughter from Ted*.
Part 15 is a CAVALCADE of hilarious tangents, from the guys imagining the horrors of a disco revival to their opinions on The Great Gatsby and sports, and musing about if Ted was born in the 1920's, and last but not least, a conversation about heaven being in the stratosphere and planes turning invisible like the Helicarrier, ultimately leading Ted to conclude that Nick Fury is Jesus, and the evangelists Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were the first Avengers!
Not to mention Ted's confusion about Judaism and "Jewish hell".
Ted making the mistake of looking up Troy Baker's Wikipedia page.
And a little bit later, Lewis confusing the word various for an actual character in Dragon Ball Z.
This exchange while the guys are discussing the death of the Beegees' career:
Johnny: Is it as bad as Philly booing Santa Claus?
Ted: PHILLY BOOED SANTA CLAUS?!!
Johnny: Philly fans are notorious and we're damn proud of it.
Ted: YOU BOOED SANTA CLAUS! Who're you gonna boo next? Jesus? The Dali Llama?
Johnny: Been there.
Ted: Mother Theresa?
Johnny: Done that.
Ted: Jesus, you guys are hard to impress.
Ryan: You guys boo players you actually like!
"Come at me internet! Do it! You won't!" This happens twice.
In part 20, after Pittoo crashes through the Chaos Vortex gate, the guys start to joke around that smashing a Unicorn into things solves all problems, including World Hunger. Ted comes to the realization that this method would just kill all of the hungry people in the world, but that would still technically solve the problem.
Spyro the Dragon
At the beginning of Part 2, when Ted disproves of Ryan killing the sheep, even though they give Spyro health.
Ted: Those sheep didn't do anything to you.
Ryan: They give me health!
Lewis: You're a dragon. You eat sheep. Don't you know how these things work?
Ted: But they're cute.
Lewis: ...they're food.
Johnny: Oh, they're so cute I could eat them!
At the end of Part 2, Spyro rescues a dragon named Thor.
Thor: *in a nasally voice* Thank you for releasing me!
Ted:Liam Hemsworth, what happened to your voice!? Man, you've better get like a lozenge or something when you go back to Asgard because that just sounds sad, man! note It's CHRIS Hemsworth, by the way. Too much Liam Neeson on the brain, Ted?
Ted: Do they ever get pop-culturey with the dragon name — *gasps* Conan?!
Ryan: Ask and ye shall receive!
Conan: *in the same nasally voice* Thank you for releasing me!
Ted: Oh my god, he has a lame voice too! What the hell!? All of the badass characters get the lamest dragons! WHY!? GAME!
At the end of Part 6, Johnny and Ted were talking about tax free sales... And then Johnny mentions it as "sales free tax". Cue Lewis laughing, and then everyone coining in their interpretation.
Ryan: I'm sure the government would love if they could just keep the money for no reason.
Lewis: You don't even need to buy anything, they just walk up to you on the street and take it from you. "7 CENTS! NOW! GIVE IT!"
Johnny: What's 8% of nothing?
Ted: Oh crap, the NSA is gonna hear all of this and get terrible, terrible new ideas.
Ted's laugh whenever Ryan fucks up in the game.
In their Sonic Boom impressions video, the guys video feed messes up and everybody ends up sounding like a cyborg except for Ryan. The guys even point this out in the comments. The VERY NEXT video they upload is part 10 of Spyro, where Lewis make a joke about the guys ACTUALLY BEING ANDROIDS. Keep in mind the commentary was recorded months before the Sonic Boom retrospective, thus making this one of the greatest coincidences in history.
Ryan's edit at the end of part 15 after the release of "Mudada", involving Dio Brando from Jojos Bizarre Adventure and his infamous steamroller.
Also from part 15, Ryan near the level's exit forgets to open a chest, to the complete disbelief of everyone, even Johnny the "Anti-Klepto".
In Part 18, Ted and John's reactions to the enemies in the last (regular) level suddenly wielding machine guns.
John: They're packing heat!
After a grueling air chase to obtain a key in Part 19, Ryan finally obtains the key to a treasure room, 6 minutes into the part, only to discover one gem only worth 10 points. It is debatable what is funnier: This or Ted's reaction.
Anytime John does his Spyro impression.
Devil May Cry
Part 1 starts off with Lewis jokingly stating that Dante is the Trope Codifier for every Gary Stu in anime, only for Ted to cut him off and say Santa was the true Trope Codifier, sending the entire crew into hysterics.
Dante: Master Ventriloquist.
Ted points out that the grenade gun that Dante picks up from the dead soldier is located on said soldier's crotch.
John: That thing had a grenade gun for a dick?
Lewis: Um, yeah, sure let's go with that.
At one point, Dante comes across a sign that talks about three openings to insert something. Ted gets a laugh out of this, causing Lewis to call him a hypocrite for giving him a lecture on using Comic Sans earlier in the commentary.
Ted: Hey, I don't have standards, I thought you did.
Lewis: If you can make jokes like that, then I can use fucking Comic Sans in my videos!
John: No, but that's like the number one rule on the internet you don't do. You don't use Comic Sans for anything.
Ted: You only use Comic Sans if you're doing a doge meme. Such Font. Much eye burning. Wow.
Iwasaperson: (also in the CD-i Link voice) Oh boy!
Ted recognizes the ship on Shipwreck Cliff as the grandfather of Boat from the Pokemon 2000 commentary.
In the final part, Ryan jokes that the 10th anniversary video should be a 10-minute shot of a jar of mayo as an homage to Rocko's Modern Life. Seems they jumped the gun a bit, because the last 10 minutes of Part 7 is a shot of a jar of mayo.
Batman: Arkham City
The guys start talking about Cat Woman's cleavage Window, and eventually get to the subject of Power Girl. Ted questions the logic of her decision to have a cleavage window, to which Johnny replies that she's waiting to find an emblem to put over her boobs, which he then jokes about it actually being a cleavage symbol.
"I'm Bat-uh, uh, ba-ba-ba-ba-bad-to-the-bone Bruce Wayne!"
The various jokes about the plot very conveniently playing out into Batman's favor.
The end of the part where Batman takes the trials, Johnny proposes that Batman should say the alphabet backwards, this escalates as to which kind, varying from english to japanese (and in Japanese which version), Johnny as Batman says that it's on. Then he proceeds to say "nine"
The guys accentuating Strange's apparent incompetence like not being able to tell time correctly.
Ryan actually dies from an ill-placed mine. He uses the "You didn't see anything" clip from Madagascar and about thirty seconds of Adam West dancing to cover this up. Lewis is not amused.
Batman encounters two rather glitchy enemies on a ledge at one point. After sending the first mook literally flying, Ryan goes to confront the second one, only for the mook to glitch out, sending the group into hysterics.
When the fight against the Joker really begins, Johnny makes a remark about Thomas the Tank Engin being the one delivering the mooks, sparking some interesting commentary.
Johnny's continuous quips about how Ted should just kill himself at the beginning of a level because they were pretty much out of lives. So they intentionally got a game over. And this is the fourth one as of this point. Not only that, but they get another one literally right after it. Unintentionally.
When Magolor reveals that he is the villain, Ryan changes the Hotel Mario voice to a Luigi voice.
Ryan: Now I can reveal my true identity... it was really me that's Luigi.
Johnny (Also in a Luigi voice):It was all thanks to you and the Chaos Gears. What do you mean you didn't collect all the Chaos Gears? Oh goddammit! My plan is ruined!
Mario Party 2
When Ryan (Wario) does really good at Dizzy Dancing, Johnny theorizes that drinking only makes Wario more sober.
Seeing as how Lewis has never played Mario Party, Ted tries to convince him that landing on Red Spaces is good and Bowser Spaces are even better. When Lewis acts skeptical, Ted pulls out a Bowser plushie and says "Isn't this a face you can trust?"
Johnny speaking in Luigi's voice for a good chunk of the game as he complains about the game's shortcomings, such as only being able to hold one item.
Johnny (as Luigi): Why can't I carry two? I have two pockets!
Ryan shouting Wario's catchphrase "D'OH, I MISSED!" every time he screws up.
Johnny screws with Ryan in Crane Game quite well.
Johnny (as Luigi): Go ahead, go for it, go for it. I fucking dare you. I'm going to bash the shit out of the button. You can't hold Luigi! (Ryan: NO!) No one can hold Luigi! Luigi decides when Luigi goes or fails. Try it again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! YOU CAN'T GRAB LUIGI! Why aren't you going after the fucking monkey first!?
Ryan: Oh I'm just determined to GET you!
Johnny (as Luigi): You're not getting Luigi!
Johnny (as Luigi): Your mother is a fucking ham sandwich!
Ryan: You bastard!
Johnny (as Luigi):Go ahead! Try it again! So I can laugh at you some more! (Starts slipping up) I'm laughing too hard now...
Ryan: Goddammit! You still win! You bastard!
Ted: Oh what, so I'm not good enough to pick up? Is that how it is? Is that how it is?
Johnny: No Donkey Kong just shat bricks! He sees his impending doom, but isn't sure how to react to it!
Lewis got TWO HIDDEN BLOCKS THAT BOTH HAD STARS, ensuring his victory in Pirate Land. The rest of the group's reactions are priceless.
And in Part 6, Lewis lands on ANOTHER Hidden Block space...which turned out to only have twenty coins instead of a star. The gang's initial reaction to this is absolutely priceless.
The Running Gag of "Lewis Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing".
Part 5's ending with the draw on Shy Guy says made this troper feel their sides nearly break from laughter.
This little gem in part six while Ryan was choosing who to duel
Ryan: Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by Luigi.
Johnny (As Luigi): That doesn't fucking rhyme! You have a vendetta. All or nothing, motherfucker.
Part seven, Johnny makes a joke about how he (Luigi) was the five time jump rope champion back in preschool. This prompts Ryan to say that he was in preschool for five years, causing the crew to laugh. Including Johnny, who didn't even realize what he said until after Ryan Lampshaded it.
Also, later, Luigi and Peach won the same mini game and the words "Luigi Peach won!" appeared on screen. This caused Ryan to point out in Mario Party 7 that you could play as Dry Bones, causing Johnny to crack up.
Ryan making fun of how the game could change at ANY moment.
Ryan: So last game Lewis won by doing absolutely nothing. This game I won by being actually good. Moral of the story: This game is full of bollocks!
Mario Party 4
The custom thumbnail used for part 1. It must be seen to believed.
During Bowser's Big Blast in Mario Party 2, the members go down 1 by 1 in Luigi's favor, but the same game in Mario Party 4 has Ryan, John, and Ted going on for a minute or two until Ted decides to change his wire to yellow, causing him to blow up the bomb. Thus giving the match to Ryan with Johnny choosing the wrong wire.
This exchange during the Reversal of Fortune in Part 2 when Johnny is selected to give a price to another player...while the game is still going.
Ted (Toad): I'm right here! You can stop right now, if you want!
Also, the result of said Reversal of Fortune, which made Luigi and Waluigi swap their coins... While they had pretty much the same amount of money. Waluigi only got one coin.
Lewis: Princess Daisy has successfully wasted everyone's time.
On Ryan's second trip to the lottery shop in two turns: (all quotes are in Toad voice)
Johnny: Y'know Waluigi, I think you have a gambling problem.
Ted: We're here for you.
Johnny: You have a drug addiction and a gambling problem. You are not a positive role model in the slightest.
Ted: This is an intervention!
*Ryan gets the second best prize.*
Johnny: Oh no! That'll make the habit even harder to kick!
Ryan on his trolling craze robs Ted of his star. Sadly for him, he forgets Ted has an item...
Ted: OH, LOOK WHO'S ALL IN A LINE. *Mega Mushroom*
The last turn, which is a complete Humiliation Conga for Ted. Every single player ends up screwing over Ted in some way, through item use or just dumb luck. It ends with Ryan and Johnny cracking up to the point of tears because of how close Ted came to beating Ryan in several categories that would have gotten him bonus stars, only to fall short by a literal single coin. Not to mention that was the same single coin Ryan got from the near-useless Reversal of Fortune.
Adding to that is Daisy's Skyrim voice.
The moment of existential crisis at the end of a Hop or Pop game.
Ryan: Hi, I'm Daisy!
Johnny: *Snickers* *Ala Wario* I thought I was-a Wario.
Lewis: You'd think that, but the reality is all perception.
Johnny's reactions whenever he's killed by luck or, in the one time they played Mario Bros., the boundaries being outright bizarre. Such as Ted (playing as TOURNAMENTS! (Meta Knight) being KO'd with at least half a model's length between him and the stage boundary and John (playing as Ike) getting KO'd out of the blue with at least a models length between him and the end of the stage boundaries.
During part 4 Ryan and John are the only ones left when a Nintendog is summoned. It proceeds to obscure most of the screen forcing the two to stand on opposite sides and wait for it to vanish. At some point during this a bob-omb materialized and started to walk towards Johnny. It runs into him as soon as the Nintendog vanishes and they were about to resume their fight prompting this reaction.
Super Mario 3 D World
This conversation during the opening cutscene:
Lewis: Gosh that toilet was clogged.
John: It shat out a fairy!
Ryan: It's a sprixie.
John: Is that what they're calling sentient shit now?
"Bowser's rearranging his spice rack? Oh no!"
Ryan:(Pretending to be Bowser) Oh so when Link does this, he's the hero. But when I do it, I'M the bad guy.
Johnny:(Pretending to be Bowser) Suddenly, I'm an asshole!
Ted: Wow, Bowser lost a lot of weight, he can fit into that pipe no problem.
John: He was secretly a genie this whole time!
Lewis: Bowser must have scowered the land to find that many bottles.
Ted: Yeah, there's only four in the entire country.
John: Well if he's playing Majora's Mask, there's six.
All sorts of shenanigans occur in Puffprod Peaks, since the moving platforms react to Ryan speaking, but what really takes the cake is John deciding to throw everyone into the abyss before slipping off as well.
At the end of Mystery House Melee, Lewis comments that Chibi Luigi looks terrifying. Johnny (as Luigi) replies that he has a condition, just as he wins 1st place in the standings.
The Running Gag of Lewis continuously failing the levels. Be it falling off the edge or missing the flagpole, he's without a doubt the worst player. The guys even note that their life counter has dropped from 40 something to 14.
In Part 10, Ted puts on a Goomba hat and starts chasing Peach, much to Lewis's terror.
Ted: I'm gonna FROWN you to death!
The golden train bonus level, aka the Hype Train, aka the Miyamoto Train.
Due to his inexperience with the game,Lewis usually ends up running around like a lunatic and since the camera has an on him, the guys end up accidentally skipping stars in the level, making him the anti-klepto for once.
Bowser!John: And I was like "You're mad! I love it!"
Upon the appearance of the final boss Meowser, Ryan channels Tony the Tiger and spouts something about having a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Ted reacts by trying to assemble the other cereal mascots, ala The Avengers.
Luigi!John: Book! If you're gonna quote it, get it right.
All of the Toadstool Titan mini-game because of, well...
Ted: On that day, humanity received a grim reminder...
Lewis: That mushrooms are good for your health?
Ted: How is that grim?
Lewis: I hate mushrooms!
As soon as the mini-game is picked, Ryan starts singing the theme.
John: I was waiting for it...
In response to the giant character not having full control over their movement, John sings the theme in a drunken slur.
Lewis points out that Waluigi kinda looks like the Smiling Titan, a.k.a the one who ate Eren's mother.
Ted: Day 116: I decided to join the army, that way I can get all the food, money, and VENGEANCE I could ever want!
Luigi lands on a Happening Space, which will blow him to another part of the board. He realizes it would be beneficial, and decides to "let go". Cue Johnny (in the Luigi voice, of course) singing Let It Go.
In response to faltering at the start line due to the incredibly slippery controls, Lewis gives up on the race and decides to race backwards. This causes a pile-up with him, Ryan, and John, allowing Ted to win the race.
Luigi!John: If Daisy wants Christmas ham, Daisy does as she's told!
In Part 8, the group's quips when Yoshi obtains the Cellular Shopper, otherwise known as the Mushroom Dildo.
John: It's, uh, one way to spend a Saturday night.
Yoshi!Ted: So, what are you wearing?
John: Birdo, I brought something home!
Ryan: Yoshi's put stranger things through his asshole.
Luigi!John: And Luigi's still trying to take something out of it.
From the same part: UNLIMITED PANCAKES FOR THE EMPEROR! It's funny enough on its own, but John's laughter can and will leave you in hysterics.
Ryan as Waluigi: You stole my joke! You stole my joke!
John as Luigi: You hear that? You stole Waluigi's penis!
At the tail end of the Tetris-expy minigame, Johnny, Ryan and Ted belt out a "The Tetris God" reenactment so well-done, it's unfathomably hilarious.
Johnny & Ryan:LINE PIECE.
Ted: Thou art a cruel and angry god! LIIIIINE PIECE!
In Waluigi's Island The crew decides to screw off Ryan by all teaming up against him. So, he decides to stay on that one island where the spaces change every turn for the entire game.
The star actually spawns on the board. He doesn't get it at first, but literally after Yoshi grabs it with his magic lamp, it spawns right in front of him again!
The following is so amazing it demands to not be spoiled for those yet to personally witness it:
Naryman finishes the Mario Party 3 playthrough with a clean sweep, crowning his victory by spending the literal entirety of Waluigi's Island on the space-switching island, constantly hitting Bowser Spaces, Chance Times and more. He didn't even remotely try to win, spent the entire game trolling the other three nonstop, and this is what led to victory.
Johnny:YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Sounding on the verge of tears* It doesn't work that way—!
This line from Ted in reaction to Waluigi winning in particular had this troper laughing.
Ted: There is nothing good or sacred or holy in this world. Hell, there isn't anything even half-decent every once in a while, there's just PAIN. PAIN, AND SUFFERING.
Lewis, by complete accident, discovers something that none of the guys and most likely none of the viewers knew about: If you fail the mission part of the ride stages 3 times, you will restart at the mission part, instead of having to do the rings part again. This comes after John rants about there being no checkpoints in the game and Lewis, in reaction to this, decides to keep playing instead of handing the controls over to Ryan.
Also in Part 3, Ryan notices that in the fourth level the the background outside the level is just a blown up version of a picture near the start of the level.
Ryan: WAIT A SECOND... *Johnny is about to speak* Hold on.. *moves Superman back to the room with the picture* ...THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING GRAPHIC!!! *everyone else bursts into laughter* It's the SAME fucking graphic!!! How lazy are you?!
In Part 4, the gang tries out the game's never-talked-about multiplayer mode. Ryan and John end up finding great joy in moving their characters into the screens of their defeated opponents and twitching around.
Johnny!Darkseid: "Whoo, you gotta try this! It only costs a quarter!"
Goldeneye 007 (N64)
KARATE CHOP ACTION!
On a similar note, Johnny and Ryan's cries of "MOOONRRAAAAKEEERRR!" in Part Four after they get the Moonraker laser.
After the second match, Ted takes a look at his accolades for the match.
Ted: Mostly Harmless!? I got four kills!
At one point, Lewis just stares at the floor to 'provide light' to the other three.
The whole crew start screaming when they spawn in the cave level. Why? Because Ted's TV makes it almost entirely pitch-black.
The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Retrospective
When the trio of Ryan, Johnny, and ExandShadow begin speaking about the remakes of Gold and Silver. Exand begins expressing his love for the remakes.
Exand: Oooh... HeartGold!
Ryan: SoulSilver for me.
Exand: Ooooh, Ho-Oh... your sprite is soo big!
Their overall fangasm regarding HeartGold and SoulSilver, especially considering the almost depressing mood that set in as they expressed their disappointment for the actual Gen 4 games.
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II First Impressions
Gareth's epic burn on the new girl in the Sonic 4 Episode 2 impressions video.
Amanda: Well, I only own the 3DS version, and I'm trying to save up money to inject the XBOX version.
Gareth: Then, you don't deserve to be here.
And minutes later after SonicandShadowfan15 had her rant.
Amanda: I hate Shadow the Hedgehog (The Game). The game is... Meh. I honestly don't understand why you gave him a car?
Gareth: Cause chicks dig cars!
Amanda: I DON'T! I'm a chick and I like Shadow, and yeah he looked badass, but I like him with just the Fucking GUN! FUCK THE CAR! FUCK THE MOTORCYCLE! I don't give a shit! He is as fast as Sonic, let him run! Ok? I fucked those cars! I skipped them! THEY WERE POINTLESS!
Johny: Ok, let's keep your sexual preferences for cars out of this.
Gareth: Woah, Woah, Woah, Wait. Did you just admit to having sexual intercourse with a motor vehicle?
In their Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 impressions video, the female guest commentator remarks that she enjoyed the sgblikestoplay run of Resident Evil, Matt in particular because she feels joy in not feeling like she is the only ADHD kid.
Dragon Ball Retrospective
Ted: I remember when I was first watching Naruto, I remember actually being ashamed of what I was watching, Because I had Ti Vo at the time, so when my mom came in to the room to ask me something I would pause the screen, and I would never do for any other show. I think subconsciously I knew this wasn't a very good show.
Ted goes into a crazed rant about his hatred for Zor, sparking an argument with Clement.
Sonic Boom First Impressions
A discussion about Ted's expectations for the game following his opinion on Lost World prompts this question from Clement:
Clement: I just wanna double check something. I'm still the only one who likes Lost World, right?
Johnny: I don't HATE the damn game!
Gareth: Clement, get out of here, ya freak.
Lewis: I haven't started it yet, so I'm not sure.
Donnie: Don't worry Clement, I'm right there with you.
Clement: Aww sweet, I got backup!
Lewis: Shut up!
Johnny: YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT!
Ryan replaced the entire Brainscratch crew with ROBOTS!!!
Batman: The Animated Series
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
In a stunning and most likely unintentional Brick Joke, Ryan, Johnny and Lewis start discussing the snacks they are eating (pretzels, lo mein, and chips with salsa, respectively) while the humans prepare the Ramiel sniper in 1.01. They stop talking as quickly as they started, only to bring it up again in the middle of the credits sequence.
GRAPE JAM FOR EVERYONE! YAY JAM!
End of Evangelion
Dragon Ball: Evolution
One of the only good parts of the movie (and the funniest to boot) was Goku's hairgel gag, which all three members admitted was Actually Pretty Funny.
Ted's thoughts of the anime as a whole after the second episode can be summed up in three short words:
Ted: This anime blows.
Johnny:(immediately starts laughing his ass off)
Super Mario Bros.
Ace Attorney: The Movie
When Redd White ends up dead later in the film, Ted reasons that White was trying to do the Thriller dance but forgot that he wasn't supposed to be an ACTUAL zombie.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
The guys joking about Jack Nicholson's Pay for the movie including his scenes paying for his house, Gotham City and a Stealth Jet Fighter. Also that the Parade Scene was what happened after Nicholson had signed the contract
Pokémon: The Movie 2000 - The Power of One
At the point the weather goes to hell in Pallet Town, Ted jokes that someone's testing a weather team nearby.
The guys crack jokes about driving the boat up the stairs, only to be absolutely shocked when the characters do just that. After seeing that it also has Nigh-Invulnerability for a majority of the film, they all decide that it is truly the hero of the movie, instead of Ash.
So, who could possibly make the heart-wrenching scene in which Ralph wrecks the car funny? Behold the power of Troll Ted.
Ted: #lol, #burning, #I'm gonna wreck it
Everyone Else: *dying from laughter*
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
Anakin getting coffee for the Council and the Emperor
Johnny adds Kermit the Frog to his ever growing list of Impressions...speaking of which somebody make that.
When Penguin's parents throw him into the river:
Ryan: He's all yours, Ninja Turtles!
Christopher Walken. Nuff said.
One running gag is that Ryan keeps acting as Walken's character, saying that he's planning to destroy Bear Hall.
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Special Edition
At one point in the movie, Ted makes the point of saying that the only movie with Vampires he's actually watched is Twilight. This leads Lewis to realize as well, that he shares the same horrid fate with him.
Batman Forever (1995)
Lewis points out that the movie has a fascination with fat butts.
Ted: Dat ass? Question mark?
Lewis also compares the Monstars to The Deadly Six, causing Johnny to realize that the Zeti took the movie as inspiration for their evil plan.
The Princess Bride
Lewis is genre savvy enough to guess everything that was going to happen, yet it takes him until half way through the movie to figure out the lead female's name actually is Buttercup.
Ted (despite his love for the film) complains about Buttercup's uselessness. Johnny points out however, that she's still immensely more useful than Elise from Sonic 06.
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Special Edition
The various references to the Batman Forever Movie Commentary, made on the same day as the Return of the Jedi commentary.
About 52 minutes in, Ted realizes Lando is not the only black man in the known universe. He then proposes they repopulate the species, prompting this conversation:
Ted: Ok now that we got two of them, we can get started on repopulating the species.
Johnny: But there's two men!
Ted: So you put two black men into the daycare centre and then—
Johnny: That's not how it works!
Ted: Pokemon taught me that's how it works!
BSC Random Ramble Livestream!
BSC Holiday Livestream Extravaganza!
The BS Crew play some Super Smash Bros. Brawl Online
In the online Super Smash Bros. Brawl video, separate from the original playthrough, Clement is called naive for hoping that Mega Man would be in the next Smash Bros. game. Then we find out that he will be in it.
Ryan shows everyone an Attack on Titan gif of Titan Eren, face covered with the PS 4 logo smashing another titan. The titan getting smashed has the Xbox One logo. Hilarity ensues.
Johnny: I'd get up at 6 in the morning, and I'd eat a Pop Tart and take a shower. And then I'd watch an episode of Charles in Charge...because it came on before Sailor Moon.
Ryan and Ted: (cracking up)
Ryan tells a hilariously true story about a bowling alley that he went as a child to that showed random clips on the screens. Every time his sister went up to bowl the screen would show a video of Stimpy wiggling his ass.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The accuracy of Johnny singing the famous "Trololo" song is both hilarious and frightening (He hits that high note at the end of the video).
Brainscratchcomms Q & A session
Mike Pollock Interview
The guys finding out that Mike Pollock did some voices for a Hentai.
Johnny: Right in the childhood.
The Bullshit Video
Ted's reaction to finding out Magnezone was a much better Pokémon then he gave it credit for.
The guys finally follow through on their deal to make Ted play Sonic Genesis. Ted bets that he will get through Marble Zone without dying once, and then Johnny strikes up a conversation with a Superman cosplayer that just happened to be passing by long enough to distract Ted and get him killed.
Also, Ted trying to weasel his way out of playing Sonic Genesis at Momocon especially when he was willing to trade his own games just to get out of it.
Ted pretending to whack a Ness cosplayer with a bat while Johnny encourages him by rambling off Earthbound complaints.
Johnny: You hate Earthbound! You can't stand Ness! Poo's a stupid name! Nobody cares about Paula! And for good Lord, Gigyas is not that terrifying!
Later on, the Ness cosplayer has a go at whacking Ted.
Chuggaaconroy's reaction at riding the elevator at the hotel the guys stayed at was quite funny.
Ted dancing to Gangnam Style
Ted: God damnit, Johnny! *laughs*
At one point, Lewis reveals that he ended up getting stranded at some random train station in Pennsylvania. Apparently, he'd taken the last train of the day and his sister had to come pick him up.