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* [[CrazyAwesome Sankis the Beardless']] final bloody rampage, in which she kills a cow, [[WouldHurtAChild a baby,]] and an Elite Marksdwarf. What makes this hilarious? This comment:

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* [[CrazyAwesome [[AxCrazy Sankis the Beardless']] final bloody rampage, in which she kills a cow, [[WouldHurtAChild a baby,]] and an Elite Marksdwarf. What makes this hilarious? This comment:
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--->They're freaking homages!

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--->They're freaking homages!homages to fromages!
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** Upon closer inspection, Cross Quantum realizes that many of the cheese artworks are not actually images of cheese, but ''images of images'' of cheese.
--->They're freaking homages!

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** Another person speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.

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** Another person By the second-to-last reign (the second of mariguana), Amused Frog speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.fortress.
--->'''Amused Frog:''' The immigrants coming now are actually adventuring parties. They just get drafted as soon as they appear on the horizon.

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* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''kobolds'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
** Another person speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.



-->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!
* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''kobolds'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
** Another person speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.

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-->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!
* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''kobolds'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
** Another person speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.
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* In an intermission, we see a human ages into the future who is going through dwarf art for historical purposes. His entries are rather calm until [[BlackComedy he is suddenly beaten to death by a troll]].

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* In an intermission, we see a human an elf ages into the future who is going through dwarf art for historical purposes. His entries are rather calm until [[BlackComedy he is suddenly beaten to death by a troll]].
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* In an intermission, we see a human ages into the future who is going through dwarf art for historical purposes. His entries are rather calm until [[BlackComedy he is suddenly beaten to death by a troll]].
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-->The Manager demanded a clear glass window in his room. To fucking look at what, I asked him. Your room doesn't have a hole leading to the outside. Your room doesn't have a view of anything. The best I can do is put in a window that is 2 feet away from a stone wall. He doesn't give a shit. He wants a window. Fine, I hope the cocksucker falls through it while drunk.

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-->The --->The Manager demanded a clear glass window in his room. To fucking look at what, I asked him. Your room doesn't have a hole leading to the outside. Your room doesn't have a view of anything. The best I can do is put in a window that is 2 feet away from a stone wall. He doesn't give a shit. He wants a window. Fine, I hope the cocksucker falls through it while drunk.
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--->'''mariguana:''' [[IncendiaryExponent DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??]]

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--->'''mariguana:''' -->'''mariguana:''' [[IncendiaryExponent DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??]]



--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!

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--->'''mariguana:''' -->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!
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* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''goblins'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.

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* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''goblins'' ''kobolds'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
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* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''goblins'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.

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* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''goblins'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.perimeter.
** Another person speculated that there aren't colonists anymore, merely adventuring parties that see Boatmurdered, assume it's a vile home of evil, charge in, and get press-ganged into the fortress.
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** He admitted to basically writing the entries out in the style of [[Series/{{Deadwood}} Al Swearengen]] as a Dwarf, which in and of itself is hilarious.

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** He admitted to basically writing the entries out in the style of [[Series/{{Deadwood}} Al Swearengen]] as a Dwarf, dwarf, which in and of itself is hilarious.
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** He admitted to basically writing the entries out in the style of [[Series/{{Deadwood}} Al Swearengen]] as a Dwarf, which in and of itself is hilarious.
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--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!

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--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart!apart!
* At one point, things are so bad that even the ''goblins'' don't want to fuck with the place, entering the area and then immediately turning tail after getting one good look at the outer perimeter.
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* From the early run, this[[hottip:*:Consider that dwarves becoming possessed and making something that menaces with spikes of stuff happened so much it turned into a RunningGag involuntarily]]:

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* From the early run, this[[hottip:*:Consider this[[note]]Consider that dwarves becoming possessed and making something that menaces with spikes of stuff happened so much it turned into a RunningGag involuntarily]]:involuntarily[[/note]]:
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--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart.

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--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart.apart!
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--->'''mariguana:''' [[IncendiaryExponent DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??]]

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--->'''mariguana:''' [[IncendiaryExponent DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??]]FIRE!??]]
* This line about the state of the fortress. The resultant mental image is ComedicSociopathy at its finest:
--->'''mariguana:''' Even now, Dwarves in the sickbeds of the barracks are beginning to rip each other apart.
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* The monarch butterfly wedging the door open.

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* The monarch butterfly wedging the door open. Also, the insult "elephant sympathizer."
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* The monarch butterfly wedging the door open.

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* The monarch butterfly wedging the door open.open.
* [[CrazyAwesome Sankis the Beardless']] final bloody rampage, in which she kills a cow, [[WouldHurtAChild a baby,]] and an Elite Marksdwarf. What makes this hilarious? This comment:
--->'''mariguana:''' [[IncendiaryExponent DID I MENTION (S)HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!??]]
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* The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves. (Or cheese.)

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* The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves. (Or cheese.))
* The monarch butterfly wedging the door open.
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**Also:
-->The Manager demanded a clear glass window in his room. To fucking look at what, I asked him. Your room doesn't have a hole leading to the outside. Your room doesn't have a view of anything. The best I can do is put in a window that is 2 feet away from a stone wall. He doesn't give a shit. He wants a window. Fine, I hope the cocksucker falls through it while drunk.
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* No kings' necropolis for you:
-->'''Locus''': Well at least we're resting peacefully in our tombs. In spirit. Probably underneath elephant remains, in the physical sense.\\
'''Bremen''': I ran out of coffins. Then I ran out of designated graveyard space. Most of you are spending your eternal rest in the garbage dump.
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* The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves.

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* The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves. (Or cheese.)
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-->I finished making the Broker's mini-forges. He immediately issued a mandate that no mini-forges could be exported. I guess the cocksucker really likes his fucking mini-forges.

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-->I finished making the Broker's mini-forges. He immediately issued a mandate that no mini-forges could be exported. I guess the cocksucker really likes his fucking mini-forges.mini-forges.
* The elephant massacre making such an impression that for the rest of the game, almost every piece of artwork created features elephants killing dwarves.

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