After the ultra-long
theme song ends* Diabetus:
Whew, that was an exciting episode. Khad:
Uhh, Diabetus... that was just the intro. Diabetus: [clearly distraught]
Oh good... good.
Tonight, the Haunted Investigators will take on the case of: the Patterson Tower! Khad:
Yeah, the chief really needed this case off his desk. slowbeef: [in "50s news editor" voice]
Yeah, I gotta get those jerkoffs on YouTube
. Khad: [in a British accent]
: But SIR! slowbeef: [in "50s news editor" voice]
Now you listen here! I've got nothing for today's front page! Get those Haunted Investigators on the horn!
... [Bores starts fiddling with a rod shaped object] slowbeef:
"Well, time to calibrate the ghost stick!" Khad:
"Hey! Why does it say 'douche' when I point it at myself? I ain't no ghost!"
... [Bores takes off his bag and begins searching through it] slowbeef: [in a whiny voice]
"Oh...I didn't pack enough ice cream sandwiches..."
Tower Grounds. 9:45 PM slowbeef: Oooh! 9:45 PM. The Witching Hour!
Is there anybody that's still roaming this area.....that has a message for us? Khad: [semi-distant] Stop making videos!
... [On the show's credits] Khad:
"Executive Producer: Christopher Bores". Guess that makes sense... "Editor: Christopher Bores"... "Post Production: Christopher Bores"... Diabetus: He certainly does. Khad:
"Music Editor: Christopher Bores". I'm starting to see a pattern! [Credits show "A Special Thanks to all parties involved in making this episode possible"] Khad:
Wha? He didn't give anyone in the video credit? Diabetus: Another case closed by the Haunted Investigators! slowbeef: [in "50s news editor" voice]
I give you the biggest case I've ever seen and all you come back with is a bat and a broken camera? Get out of here you bums! And don't let the door hit ya! Waaah!