Is this!?....MON DIEU!!
— The Spy
from Team Fortress 2
, expressing his disgust upon being hit by Jarate.
Everybody poops. Everybody pees, too. But some writers and artists like to take that familiar yellow substance and turn it into comedy gold.
is when an animal (usually a dog) relieves itself on some inappropriate target. Occasionally it's a toddler or even a baby letting fly with the offending tinkle
This is usually the unhappy fate of whatever hapless hero or character disguises himself as a tree
or a fire hydrant... in which case you can hardly blame the dog. It can also happen with an amnesiac human who thinks he's a dog, or a dog turned into a human. Often, but not always, the last step in a Humiliation Conga
This trope is versatile enough that symbolic peeing will do; e.g.
, we see an unsympathetic character drinking from a fountain, only for the shot to pull back and reveal that the fountain is shaped like a cherub urinating.
Often a form of Vulgar Humor
of Toilet Humour
. See also Dogs Are Dumb
, I Ate WHAT?
, and Dung Fu
. When babies do this, it's a Tinkle in the Eye
Compare and contrast Excrement Statement
Get it? Urine? You're-in? Get it?
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- In the manga of Ginga Nagareboshi Gin, Chibi does this after the pack takes him in... while he's on Moss's head.
- In the sequel, Hougen makes it very clear that you do not, under any circumstances, disappoint him. Not only does he have some of his henchdogs rip Nero's front paws off, he proceeds to urinate on the dog's face as he dies.
- This happens to the haughty villainess Esmeraude in Sailor Moon R. (pictured)
- Akamaru, of Naruto, who is actually capable of pin-point projectile urination while spinning around in all directions, which Kiba calls "Dynamic Marking". This actually serves a purpose, both for tracking and as an attack (dog urine in the eye really stings). He peed on Naruto at least once when he was unconscious, because he doesn't like him.
- And in a filler episode, Naruto himself accidentally pees on Ino off of a roof... while disguised as Ino. (And Ino mistakes it for rain...)
- In the original pilot manga that was submitted to Shonen Jump way back when Kishimoto was first getting started, Naruto has trapped (and evidently injured) someone who was mean to him in a hole. He then proceeds to urinate on this guy, saying it takes 10 days to get the scent out (which might have something to do with this Naruto really being a demon fox).
- A cat example: The main character of Chi's Sweet Home got her name because she peed on everything but her litterbox when being trained to use itnote . Yohei remedied this by putting a peed-on sock in the litter, and Chi got the message.
- Lampshaded in Fullmetal Alchemist, when Ed and Al arrive at Tucker's estate, and Big Friendly Dog Alexander leaps out. When said dog is later playing with Alphonse, Ed remarks: "Let's hope he doesn't think Al's a hydrant!" Or something like that, not sure of the exact quote.
- In a later incident, just before Hawkeye adopts (and names) Black Hayate, said puppy takes a leak on a wall. She proceeds to housebreak him - with
a ''multiple'' warning shots◊.
- In the Dragon Ball Z Movie, Broly: Second Coming, after trying to find a moment to relieve himself, Trunks is caught by Broly and held over the larger Saiyan's head. The inevitable happens.
- This trope was used much more often in the original Dragon Ball series, particularly in filler. Goku has caused urine trouble for Pilaf (by going on his spy camera) and Murasaki (who was disguised as a tree - genius how Goku picked him out of all the other trees...)
- There was also the time in The Dead Zone movie when Gohan, after getting drunk from eating a fruit, pees on Krillin's head. Keep in mind that Gohan was 4 or 5 at the time.
- In an episode of Onegai My Melody, Kuromi gets peed on by Baku's young baby sister, Bako.
- In Pokémon Special, Ruby and Sapphire admire a beautiful rainbow...only to realize in horror that said rainbow was formed from Emerald pissing off a high balcony. At that moment, the Pokedex resonance system goes off and Emerald, trying to find the source of the beeping, twists around and pisses directly on Ruby and Sapphire themselves!
- Happens a lot in Inubaka: Crazy for Dogs, which is to be expected in a series about dogs. Specifically, puppies tend to urinate in excitement every time Suguri is around.
- Happens in Yu-Gi-Oh! to Rex and Weevil during their Humiliation Conga flashback.
- Baby Taro promptly pees on both Ryoko and Ayeka throughout the eighth OVA episode of Tenchi Muyo!.
- This happens a lot in Gintama.
- In Episode 6, Gintoki takes a piss in front of the police station after he is interrogated to show his distaste for the police force.
- In Episode 19, Hasegawa is relieving himself off of a cliff in a flashback when a woman notices and blushes.
- In Episode 42, Gintoki and Umibouzu pee on the giant alien they just killed as a sign of victory.
- In Episode 53, Gintoki has to put out a fire but doesn't have any water to use, so he uses his penis to do the job for him.
- In Episode 115, when he is lost on an island, Katsura writes a big "SOS" in the sand with his pee.
- In Episode 190, Gintoki pisses on a mound of dirt that turns out to be a cursed cat's grave.
- Gintoki once pisses into a river while a man (who is a little bit downstream) is trying to drink from it.◊
- Shows up a couple times in Nana to Kaoru:
- Invoked in chapter 6. Nana is suffering from a Potty Emergency, and Kaoru seems to be finding her a restroom, but they go to a clearing and Kaoru wants her to do it there. She is hesitant to do so, but she does give in.
- In chapter 75, she's is suffering from another one, while in her "Dog Girl" outfit. After much panic, and trying to do it as an actual dog would, she finds a way to relieve herself. Kaoru then helps clean her up.
- Inverted in Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls, wherein a younger Naoe pees on an earthworm, apparently to get rid of a bad luck curse.
- In one issue of Preacher, the villain of the arc rounds up some of The Klan to help send a message to Jesse Custer by burning a cross on Jesse's lawn. A drunken Jesse calmly staggers out of the house and relieves himself of the fire hazard, which the sheet-heads don't take well.
- A not-fit-for-print Gary Larson cartoon, included in The PreHistory of The Far Side, depicted the unfortunate results of a race of aliens shaped like fire hydrants making First Contact with a dog.
- In the last issue of the Beasts Of Burden & Hellboy Cross Over, this is how the Big Bad is defeated.
- Hinted at in Garfield when the titular cat once disguised himself as a tree. Okay, it didn't actually happen, but you can tell that Odie was definitely thinking about it.
- In the crossover comicbook Robocop vs Terminator comic book, a poor little mutt makes the fatal error of mistaking ED-209's leg for a fire hydrant. It does not end well.
- In the closing credits for Monster House, the dog pees on a jack-o-lantern, extinguishing it.
- In Bruce Almighty the movie has a Running Gag about the dog peeing on anything he feels like in the house until Bruce finally succeeds in training him as part of his understanding that he has to be responsible for his own life.
- Transformers has Sam's dog Mojo peeing on Ironhide. Bumblebee then does the same to Agent Simmons from Sector 7.
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
- The same can be applied to pigs as well. Babe.
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days has a dog peeing on both a pool table and a poker mat (if I recall correctly).
- In Trading Places, Winthorpe's Humiliation Conga ends with him drunken, in a filthy Santa suit, at Christmas, with a dog lifting its leg on him.
- In the Scooby-Doo movie, Scrappy accidentally urinates on Daphne. It's not part of a Humiliation Conga...he's marking his territory.
- Specifically, he urinates on Daphne's chest.
- George of the Jungle plays this with Shep... but since Shep is an elephant that acts like a dog, that means it's played with a HUGE torrent of urine!
- The trailer for Eddie Murphy's Meet Dave features two tiny aliens fleeing from the base of a fire hydrant when a dog appears on the scene.
- American Pie 2 has a drunk guy peeing down a balcony, and hitting Stifler... who initially likes it, thinking it was a hot girl pouring champagne.
- You'd think the temperature would be a clear giveaway.
- "How did you get it so nice and warm?"
- The dog-turned-human variant was used in The 10th Kingdom.
- In the first Beethoven movie Beethoven as a puppy pees on a biker woman who considered adopting him,until he did that to her.
- In The Forbidden Kingdom, Jackie Chan's character claims to be able to make rain. He tries. It's not rain.
- Nope. It's a Golden Shower, courtesy of Jet Li's character.
- In Airheads, a dog is seeing peeing on a demo tape that Chaz's girlfriend threw out a window.
- The live-action 101 Dalmatians has a dog pee on a magazine cover with Cruella de Vil's face on it. This is also Whizzer's entire shtick.
- In The Mask, Stanley's dog Milo, after donning the mask, pees on one of Dorian's men.
- "Is this the Delta house?" "Sure! C'mon in!"
- In Dirty Work, while Mitch and Sam are having a meaningful heart to heart, Sam is casually peeing off the roof.
Guy:(on the ground) Hey, I'm gonna kill you, asshole!
Mitch: Sam, are you pissing off the roof?
- Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke opens with a hungover Pedro mistaking his hamper for his toilet.
- David Warner throws a pan full of urine on a man in Quest Of The Delta Knights.
Crow T. Robot: The Pee Throwing Scene, ladies and gentlemen.
- In the much underrated Norm MacDonald/Dave Chappelle comedy Screwed, Willard(MacDonald) and Rufus(Chappelle) fake Willard's kidnapping, at one point making a fake ransom video with him in a dog cage, and being forced to eat kibble. Then, Rufus(out of frame) squirts some water on him:
: Oh, God, is that urine? (tastes it) It is! It's human urine
- In Wolf, one mark of Jack Nicholson's advancing lycanthropy is that he yields to temptation in invoking this trope. All over his rival's leather shoes, no less.
- In The Nutty Professor 2, Buddy Love, who turned into a baby after being tricked into drinking the youth potion happened to pee on the Dean after he picks him up.
- Played for drama in Watership Down, when the dog being lured to the Efrafan attackers stops to piddle on the power pylon rather than chase Hyzenthlay. How often does this trope put lives at risk?
- Rather spoils the moment for Marty in Back To The Future Part III, when he meets the infant who's the first of the McFly family born in America.
- In An American Werewolf in London, backpackers David and Jack hitched a lift with a shepherd's truckload of livestock. Result: "Those sheep shit in my pack."
- In Quigley Down Under, when Crazy Cora is giving Quigley a hard time, he snarkily asks the aboriginal baby she's carrying to pee all over her new dress.
- Micmacs: Bazil, busy spying on two arms dealers from their rooftop, pees in the eavestroughs. The liquid emerges from the downspout and forms a largeish puddle under a nearby society lady.
- As soon as he finally hatches out of his egg, Baby Aladar from Dinosaur actually pees at his adopted lemur grandfather, Yar. Later, at the end of the film, it's Aladar and Neera's own son that does the favor.
- The burglar in The Ref encounters a trapped safe that photographs him, sprays him in the face with cat urine, and drops him into a room with a vicious Rottweiler named "Cannibal."
- In Planet 51 there's a shot of one townsperson's alien-dog-thing lifting its leg on a streetlight. Cue acidic hiss and the streetlight falling over.
- Mystery Team
Jason: So you covered your hand in dog urine?
Duncan: No, I DRANK it!
- In the opening scene of Graveyard Shift, a rat deposits an inplausibly-large puddle of pee on the seat of a chair.
- Apparently, in The Ant Bully, Lucas once drowned the ants in urine in the past.
Zok: ...and you even doused us with the yellow rain!!!
Lucas: I couldn't help it! I had to go!
- In Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott gets his thoughts mixed up upon being asked about Knives' age, causing him to blurt out that he wants to give her a golden shower.
- Adele Hasn't Had Her Dinner Yet: Discussed. Gert was Countess Thun's darling dog who mysteriously disappeared from a closed bedroom. He really shouldn't have tinkled Baron von Kratzmar's leg. Baron is The Gardener, a villainous master mind who grew a massive carnivorous plant Adele. Gert was Adele's first big victim as a revenge for the tinkle.
- Inverted in Film/Zookeeper; A wolf gets peed on.
- Johnny in Evil Laugh accidentally urinates on a sunbathing couple, and must run from their wrath.
- In Gulliver's Travels, the Lilliputian castle catches on fire, and the title character has only one option for putting it out.
- There's a Bowdlerized version out there where he spits on the fire to put it out. Makes the Lilliputian queen's shock and indignation a little more puzzling, especially when you're a kid
- Derek Robinsons novel Piece of Cake features a dog, owned by the squadron leader, who urinates on everyone but his owner. Pilots, groundstaff, guards at division HQ: You name it, Reilly has peed on it.
- In Terry Pratchett's Hogfather, Death in disguise as the Hogfather (a Santa Claus/ Father Christmas Expy) brings his sleigh, drawn by four enormous tusked hogs, to a department store so the children can tell him what they want for Hogswatch. One of the hogs promptly and extensively urinates on the floor, which almost every child present finds to be the most enthralling thing he or she has ever seen.
- Averted in the same novel by the Death of Rats, who went through the motions for form's sake, but was a bit handicapped in this department.
- Subverted in The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, as the title rats deliberately urinate in places humans would prefer they not do so, and even go so far as to tank up on water before heading out on coordinated missions to "widdle" on people's stuff.
- Averted in Lords and Ladies, when Granny asks Nanny Ogg to place a chamber pot beneath a large bat that's hanging from her bedroom rafters.
- Paper Towns has school bullies shooting kids with Super Soakers filled with pee.
- In Michael Crichton 's Eaters of the Dead, the Arab among Vikings wakes up to find a dog licking him and is terribly embarrassed because it reminds him of a morality tale about a drunken man who is licked, then peed on by a dog, but thinks he is being cared for by a kind passer-by. It's not clear whether the fable actually exists or not.
- In To Kill A Mocking Bird, one of the characters urinated off his front porch. This is not shown in the film adaptation (thankfully).
- Averted in Faded Steel Heat, when Mr. Big the parrot starts to relieve himself on the Dead Man's shoulder, only to get flung across the room via telekinesis.
- While even The Young Ones wasn't quite rude enough to show it openly on television, Vyvyan was once shown from behind, apparently urinating on a low brick wall. When he steps aside, the head of a pop singer is revealed looking over the wall, suggesting that he's just been subjected to this trope during his band's guest performance.
- Vyvyan is also revealed to have a begonia plant, which he...ah...waters every day.
- Neil once refused to let the other lads use his cherished speaker as a barricade, protesting that Jimi Hendrix once pissed on it.
- An episode of Angel had Charles Gunn magically influenced to "mark his territory" around the Wolfram & Hart offices during a Hallowe'en party, which culminated in his accidental wetting of a co-worker.
Wesley: Charles, you just peed on my shoes.
- A routine Benny Hill performed several times in The Benny Hill Show has him thanking a host via telephone for a lovely stay at their house, and compliments them on the loveliness of a bathroom decorated in pink, with a gold toilet. "You don't have a pink bathroom?...You do have a pink spare room where you keep your euphonium." A euphonium is a brass instrument that looks like a tuba, but smaller.
- Young Blades: In "Rub-a-Dub Sub," D'Artagnan rescues a baby from a runaway cart, and the baby pees in his face. Used to set up a pun:
Baby's Mother: I'm so relieved!
Jacqueline: So is he.
- iCarly makes the same joke the trope title does in one episode. Also, there occasionally is pee humor that fits this category.
- In the episode "Here Kitty" of House, after Kutner got back at House:
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Why are you still alive?
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I'm not sure.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I guess he was impressed that you stood up to him. *And* got a cat to pee in his chair.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Yeah. A cat.
- In Power Rangers S.P.D., the Robot Dog R.I.C. whizzes coolant on Commander Kruger's foot... twice in one episode.
- In Return to Cranford, William Buxton's dog Napoleon runs away and pees on a cloth in the church.
- At the end of "And the Soft Opening", the third-season premiere of 2 Broke Girls, the local homeless man pees on Caroline.
- The Robert Lund song "I Peed in the Pool", a parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
I peed in the pool, and I liked it!
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool, 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt it so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it!
- There's an I Can Has Hot Dog photo involving a puppy peeing on a laptop.
- Reminiscent of the T-shirt slogan: "Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer".
- The end of the Bitey of Brackenwood Flash "Prowlies at the River" involves Bitey, the protagonist and Jerkass of the series, beating up and scaring off a bunch of the titular creatures so that he can have a drink, only for the Prowlies to bust out laughing at him and Bitey to come up gagging. The reason? Another character, Bingbong from another Brackenwood flash, is peeing upstream into the river!
- Ōkami lets our lupine hero pee on enemies as an attack to gain valuable Demon Fangs. And she's God.
- Even stranger? You have to pay money in order to do this.
- It can later be upgraded into explosive crap.
- For the most part, this barely does any damage, thus is only used to get said valuable Demon Fangs. However, improving your strength enough does allow these moves to be used for Cherry Tapping. And if you get and equip the Infinity Plus One Bead Necklace, they become deadly all on their own.
- One of Chaos' Finishing Moves in the fighting game Primal Rage is "Golden Shower", which is exactly what it sounds like. This move was considered so Squicky that Atari had to re-release the game with the move removed.
- You can do this to people in Postal 2 and 3.
- In Duke Nukem 3D, Duke mentions that he is going to rip off the head of the boss he is fighting and shit down its neck. In a cut scene following that battle, you can see him squatting over the neck reading a newspaper.
- It's also worth mentioning that there's an averted version of the trope. You can literally make Duke pee by going into a restroom and walking up to a urinal. Ah, much better!
- Duke Nukem Forever's "Capture the Babe" multiplayer mode oftentimes has one of the eponymous Babes stating: "Oops, I think I peed a little!" ... while the player character is carrying her on his shoulder.
- The abovementioned trope aversion in this game's predecessor is also one of the possible environment interactions in this game (this is taken to an extreme in the form of an Excrement Statement after the Final Boss fight in which the player can urinate into the final boss's eye socket).
- Conker's Bad Fur Day lets you do this as part of solving a puzzle. Its multiplayer mode has a stage with a restroom setting, too ... and within it, this is your ONLY weapon. Even if you chose a female-looking model.note
- Metal Gear:
- In Metal Gear Solid, allowing a wolf pup to urinate on one of Snake's precious cardboard boxes would make said box a scent mask against the adult wolves, making it possible to sneak past them.
- In Metal Gear Solid 2, Raiden can get urinated on by a guard, and you can get some pretty amusing responses from the other characters. The guy apparently has a never-ending bladder, and Raiden is considered The Scrappy of the series...
- This has evolved to the point of legend in the Leisure Suit Larry franchise, where in the original game a dog would walk along and urinate on you if you stood around long enough, and the same dog would later re-appear time and time again in subsequent games.
- I thought he just showed up at the beginning of "Larry II" and that was it.
- Dog can urinate on certain landmarks in Dragon Age: Origins, marking the regions they are located in as his territory. This grants him "Mabari Dominance", a passive attack/defense bonus that lasts as long as he remains in the area. It's a testament to how dog friendly Ferelden is that nobody objects to Dog peeing all over the place. Not even the Dalish raise a fuss when Dog "claims" one of their tents. The Alienage Elves also don't object to Dog whizzing on their sacred tree.
- Most Alienages have long since chopped down their vhenadahl for firewood or let it wither. It's a tradition whose purpose has long since been forgotten. (Zevran also comments that elves themselves often pee on the vhenadahl.)
- The sequel has a scene where your player character's dog pees on a burglar (if you let the burglar go).
- In Final Fantasy IX, Zidane and Vivi share a male bonding moment when they both pee off the edge of a cliff in one scene.
- In the second Jak and Daxter game, there's a cutscene in which the crocadog pees on Kor's walking staff. Jak and Daxter find this amusing; Kor does not.
- Characters from Team Fortress 2 received new weapons on an update. One of the Sniper's weapons is called Jarate which is, simply put, throwing jars filled with his own piss at people, which makes every hit on them a mini-crit until it goes away. The canonical explanation is that it makes them lose the will to live.
- Made even better with the recent polycount update, where the sniper now has a tranquilizer rifle; Only instead of tranquilizer, the darts are filled with Jarate. Each shot result in a yellow blast like standard jarate with the same effect.
- Combine the two with the Bushwhacka, a large knife that critically hits on mini-crits, and you have an entire arsenal built around piss.
- In the South Park video game for the N64, your primary weapon is a snowball. If you switch to Secondary Fire, you will be throwing yellow snowballs, and upon firing you hear a zipping noise and a peeing noise, and the resulting snowball will be yellow and do more damage.
- Persona 4 and its anime features a school-trip where the cast goes for a swim in the local river. The girls lampshade that they probably shouldn't incase someone takes a leak. Subverted since it isn't pee that goes down the river, it's puke.
- In Soldier of Fortune's first level, you can find a terrorist relieving himself outside the restrooms. Later on, there's a scene of one pissing on a hostage.
- In Halo 3 on The Ark, there's a Brute urinating in the corner of one room of the Cartographer building.
- In Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, if you befriend Muffy, one of the first cut scenes you can trigger with her involves your dog chasing her, and apparently peeing on her.
- No joke, played for drama in the musical Urinetown, though the whole show is a dark parody.
- In It's Walky!, the title character (who isn't a dog) does this to assert his dominance over another character.
- Brawl in the Family has an Animal Crossing version — a bunch of dog villagers peeing on the player character's mail Gyroid.
- During the conclusion to the Penny Arcade story arc An Alternative Lifestyle, Gabe tells his servant Hector that he needs to pee and that he can't find an outhouse anywhere. Tycho tells Gabe that he sees one, but Gabe just decides to pee in Hector's cupped hands instead.
Gabe: Eyes closed, pal. This ain't no peep show.
Tycho: If I weren't drunk, this would be kind of weird.
- In Educomix, it's an established rule (from the very first strip) that that urine is better for the "ecos" than water, so naturally, this trope is commonly shown.
- Karin-dou 4koma: Catherine (a bird/dog youkai hybrid) pees all over Tamaryu interrupts her rush to the bathroom with a caressing session. Tamaryu is quite alarmed, but Catherine can't stop because it feels so good.
- In the Homestar Runner toon "The Luau", Homestar urinates on firewood used at Strong Bad's party, thanks to thirty-two glasses of melonade.
- Almost every now and again, due to being an animal, Beast Boy has been accused and has even been told to stay off the couch because he may pee on it. In the same episode that Star Fire is going under a transformation, Beast boy is yelled at by Cyborg not to doo doo in the T-Ship on their way home.
- In the Futurama episode "A Head in the Polls", when Bender sells his body (literally), a dog urinates on his head, even though he offers it $5 not to.
Bender: "I'll give you five dollars not to do what you're thinking about doing!" (silence) "Heh heh, you just lost five dollars."
- A dog once peed on baby Danny during a Flashback sequence in the Christmas Episode of Danny Phantom, one of the many examples of why he behaves like a Scrooge. "And then he was looking a bit yellow in the face."
- In Beethoven The Animated Series, the title character does this to the neighborhood bully dog and gang leader, Killer. This is arguably Beethoven's Crowning Moment of Awesome in the cartoon series.
- In one episode of Code Lyoko, Jeremie creates a robotic dog named Kiwi 2 who is so lifelike, it needs to be walked, and "pees" oil if it isn't.
- When Phineas and Ferb's sister Candace visited Jeremy in the episode "Interview with a Platypus", his Enfant Terrible sister's Right Hand Poodle did this to her shoe.
- In Across the Second Dimension, Perry pees on Doofenshmirtz's couch as a way to distract Phineas and Ferb and keep them from helping Doof, without blowing his cover as an ordinary platypus. Later, Phineas throws the wet couch cushion at Alternate Dimension Doof's face.
Doof: Hey, wait, I just realised- that was a conscious decision. You peed on my couch!
- When Kim Possible's nemesis Dr. Drakken was too busy working on his latest gadget to take Commodore Puddles for a walk, the dog, well, lived up to the name, causing a short circuit that caused Drakken's intended shrink ray to function as a growth ray instead.
- Used in the My Life as a Teenage Robot episode, "Tradeshow Showdown"; Jenny finds a small robot dog and asks it to perform several tricks, only for it to respond with a monotone "Bow-wow" everytime. Finally, she asks, "Can you do anything?" Cue the leg lift. When Jenny walks away, she has a faceful of oil.
- In The Simpsons, we see an old clip from the Krusty the Clown Show, in which a monkey guest is climbing around on top of Krusty's head.
Krusty: So, why do they call this a Urine Monkey? [beat] Oh.
- In My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "It's About Time", Ponyville is under attack of Cerberus and Twilight Sparkle steps in right when the giant dog was just about to mark its territory on one of the buildings.
- South Park has an entire episode based on this called, fittingly enough, "Pee". It starts with people peeing in pools at the local water park and then ends up with the government peeing on monkeys as part of a scientific experiment.
Cartman: Look you guys, Butters is asleep.
Stan: He's such a douchebag.
Cartman: Hey, you wanna see a trick? When someone's sleeping, you get a glass of warm water, and you put their hand in it... [he grabs a glass of water, places it near Butters' side, and dips his hand in]
Stan: ...Yeah, and then what?
Cartman: And then, you pee on him! [he drops his pants and urinates on Butters, then starts laughing]
Kyle: No, dude! You put their hand in the water and it makes them pee!
- Also from the episode Summer Sucks when Cartman is taken swimming lessons with a bunch of first graders who all pee in the pool.
- In an episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Skarr gets magical plant powers and disguises himself as a bush, which promptly gets pissed on by a dog. This happens again at the end.
- In The Powerpuff Girls Movie, after Buttercup knocks out gorilla Rocko Socko, the Talking Dog appears and urinates on the gorilla's metal glove.
- Tip for the first-time parent or inexperienced babysitter: if you need to change a diaper (especially on a male infant) do not have your face right over the baby (in fact, keeping something over the relevant body parts is a good move).
- Democratic councilman Steven Lipsky got drunk and urinated on a crowd in Washington, D.C.
- And poor Jimmy Carter had to deal with his own, drunken brother deciding to take a whizz on the White House lawn, in front of reporters.
- And, of course, then there's Ozzy Osbourne peeing on the Alamo. In a dress. This got him banned from entering the city of San Antonio.
- Ozzy later said that some Hispanic prisoners with whom he shared a holding cell claimed they pee on the Alamo all the time.
- Courtesy of FailBlog, a rather tasteless way of identifying the restrooms in a certain pub.
- There was a story about a man who kept getting harassed by pranksters at his house at night. He fought back by using water guns filled with - you guessed it - urine.
- Alan Shepard's flight into space was only supposed to last 15 minutes, but it was delayed for hours. There was no provision for elimination built into his suit, so....
- Yuri Gagarin, first human in space, averted this trope by peeing on a tire of the bus that took him to the launch pad, starting a cosmonaut tradition.
- Male dogs and cats mark their territory by spraying it with urine.
- Though somewhat rarer, female dogs and cats do this, too.
- As do plenty of other mammal species.
- Including cheetahs, such as the female who infamously sprayed inside an observing biologist's vehicle's sun roof on Big Cat Diary.
- "Gardy loo!"
- This poster on the Jeet Kune Do Talk forum pissed on a mugger when he was attacked using the urinal. Gross and embarrassing but effective.
- Frogs and toads sometimes urinate and/or defecate as a defense mechanism if grabbed, to try to make themselves unappetizing to predators.
- Zoos design their pens for hippos and tapirs to keep visitors at a safe distance from the edge of the exhibit. Not just because such large animals can be dangerous, but because hippos scatter their feces widely by waving their tails around as they defecate, and female tapirs spray urine several feet behind their rear ends.