Funny / SMPLive

• Connor fanboying over the idea of getting to face AntVenom in combat.
  <ConnorEatsPants> god i just want him to kick my ass
• Practically the entirety of this video, courtesy of drunk Cooper.
  Cooper: I'm the biggest Minecraft streamer right now? Cum in my asshole!
  Ted: The biggest Minecraft streamer is a drunk fucking...
  Mikey: Homo?
  Ted: Idiot is what I was gonna say...
  • Especially the nonsensical "I'm a fuckin' blapperborn. I'm a... I'm a shit boy. I eat boxes."
• BeefStew's melon skyscraper, named "Carson's Mom". You know, after her nice melons.
• The anti-bullying law. That notoriously does not apply to Joko.
• Travis's rollercoaster roleplay.
• This exchange between Ant and Schlatt & Co.:
  Connor: That's just the reality of marriage.
  Schlatt: Wait, the- Connor, don't give Tumblr material. You know better.
  Connor: In the company. In the company.
  Ant: No.. You said you're married. I mean, that's all you had to say.
  Schlatt: Nope. Didn't happen. Never happened.
  Connor: That is not what I said. That is not what I said. I did not say "we are married".
• Just... Everything about Schlatt and Ant's KFC dome argument.
  Ant: So long as Obama is banned from the KFC Dome, you enjoy dick and balls.
• The fact that the server's church features a giant stained-glass mural of Etho's Lab.
• Pokay's axes, which are all named AssPenis. Lord have mercy on your soul if you have to face AssPenis 7 on the battlefield.
• In the SMPLive reunion, the plotline about Wilbur working as a waitress for Connor's restaurant.
  Wilbur: I WAS A WOMAN FOR YOU, CONNOR!
• In true gay high school fashion...
  Poke: Your lime green ass is... Not gay!
  Cooper: ...Did you just call me not gay?