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Of COURSE a guy who's
more eccentric than Zooey Deschanel
is gonna have some of these.
In one video, he starts by saying "la la la la la" then pauses and says " wait, that's not right".
Super Mario Infinity 2. "WHO DARES TO TRY TO STOP THE TIME BOMB?"
This segment at the end of part 1 of his Mushroom Kingdom Meltdown 2 Let's Play.
also known as Also, I could farm infinite lives here, but I won't, because it would take a while and I am afraid... BEST. INTERMISSION. EVER.
Basically anything from here.
There was one scene in VIP 4 where he saw a textbox with a bunch of gibberish, and he actually pronounced the gibberish.
His one-video LP of .
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar "No ide-runrunrunrunrunrunRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNnnnnyyeeeeEAAAAAH!!!!! wwOOOAMYNOOOH!!!! EYE ESS EM TEE!!!!!! AAAAAAH!!! *pant* mishishishishiKAH!!!!!"
" We're gonna--STINKIKACHIPPACHHOOO. We're gonna 'Stinki' and 'Chippachoo'."
His reaction to seeing the glitched-out Boss Bass in his Let's Play of Super Mario World Returns EX. Can be seen here
When Chargin Chuck Charlie is "drowning", raocow saves him by... destroying him with fireballs.
His reaction to seeing a rather goofy-looking Big Boo during his LP of Scarlet Devil Mario.
"That Boo! All he wants is to being pretty! But society will not let him!"
The LP of Super Mario Infinity has one, when raocow starts playing randomly rotating songs off his playlist instead of the game's audio, and then the Soviet National Anthem starts playing.
"Yeah, Xman0444, I don't know, like, what's up with peeps putting random names in their numbers. You know, I mean, I could just totally just call him 0444 normally if I met him outside. Who the hell adds a name to their numb--that makes no sense."
"I guess this is the obligatory Japanese "let's have an elevator" stage, because those are so MUCH FUN! Look at that! I'm riding an elevator, guys, I do that every school day! Now, I get to relive it, in GLORIOUS 2D!"
This goal looks different...
During Super Mario World 2+, he has a lot of fun repeating " Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap!" Also, "This episode... *comically exaggerated cough*... is about coughing to death while putting your tap-tap in the back-back."
raocow's battle with the final boss of MKM2.
ULTRA SUPER MARIO.
"Hey, that's a me quote!"
In part 48 of his Super Mario World 'The Second Reality Project 2' Let's Play, he COMPLETELY LOSES HIS SHIT after dying in Balloon Cave #2 for the somethingth time.
...I think we broke raocow.
Numerous commentors: OH MAN PEACH HAS STILL GOT A WONDERFUL VOICE ACTING GOING ON.
He starts out every episode of An Untitled Story with a little song. Sometimes he gets enthused. For example: "Doo-doo-doot-doo doo-doot, doo-doot-doot doo-doo-doot doot-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo-doot-doot..." (27 seconds later) "...Doot-doo-doot and so forth..."
The ending of the epic Mario hack Vanilla Rain Endless Raindrop.
See, cuz right now this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God, I do it every day. You know, some people have breakfast, I kill God, with my super-giant house-sized sword, you know, it has 3 mortages in it, 2 families can live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon; it's pretty rad.
This is the part where you run away from the statue because he is a big old meanie statue, he's all like "Oh man, I got a mouth, and it's PARTLY OPEN! Bwahahaha! Bwahahaha! I'm gonna ruin my gums!"
Fog the Fogrider
raocow tries to buy a cat. What he finds instead...
raocow talks about how he has trouble comprehending Mario speaking in cutscenes. "Canon Mario in ''Mario 64'' is basically a small, rotund, intellectually impaired man, that runs around and jumps around screaming..."
Nyeheheh! Nyeheheh! Nyeheheh! Nyeheheh! Nyeheheh!
raocow claps to congratulate Boon on a good castle toss, then stops after commenting on what it must sound like.
His reaction to a possible Big Lipped Alligator Moment in .
Scarlet Devil Mario 2 WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH! IT'S HAMMER TIME!
Chipmunk raocow BREAKS YOUTUBE.
From his videos: " VVVVVV This is not so much a puzzle as lemon-guy there being a friggin' moron. Like, you're a professor of what, exactly?"
From Hacks 101, after meeting Yoshi, the message box for him states that "It is typically best not to require a player to throw me off a cliff in order to complete some kind of jump." Followed by raocow advising the opposite, and proceeding to throw him down a hole for absolutely no reason.
raocow petting a Goomba.
raocow's reaction to watching a platform "kidnap" a Koopa Troopa is quite humorous.
EAT THAT BOOT PRINCESS
Got a bit more lives to attempt Boo Master J Fresh here. Um...hi there Boo Master J Fresh, that's how I dubbed you. I aware it's a dumb name but...
raocow discusses the idea of Chekhov's Skill with the exapmle of a hula-hoop-using hero going up against the Nigh Invulnerable Big Bad, when suddenly the Boo Block gets tired of his ramblings and drops the disguise.
Bootleg Oldtime raocow. Especially when he mistakes Livecow for Satan.
raocow purposefully jumps into a hole, and then pauses at the last second to start-select out of the stage... only to realize that the guy who made the romhack disabled start-selecting.
I BLEW IT UP! I BLEW IT ALL UP!
" Hey there, everyone, this is Chipmunk raocow..."
Alternate Reality raocow (translation: chipmunked Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy).
raocow meets .
Pinkamena Diane Pie raocow sings the national anthem of Super Mario World under heavy chipmunking.
raocow discusses "precise jumps".
His key boss in his let's play of cyphermur9t's Mario Gives Up.
A Cat Planet reference in ASMT.
Listen to what raocow calls the "M" shaped checkpoints in Mario Gives Up 2. Also, watch a slightly bit further for "delicious irony".
Every time he sees Dunce/Mecha Dunce (The fortress bosses from the Mario Gives Up games).
Maverick Thwomp is the king of any party he's at. He just can't help undressing himself and exposing himself to minors.
"Dear Mario: I got a yacht stuck in my butt."
raocow wonders why, in a hack full of custom bosses, he's suddenly fighting normal vanilla Bowser. And then...
The first half of one of Vip 2's fortress levels has the "gimmick" of essentially forcing you to reset the game if you go into a pipe. His confused response makes the moment.
From the same video: "Nintondo? I don't like that guy."
raocow comments on being able to knock an enemy off its platform, during his Ascetic Mario World run: "I don't mind killing... as long as it's pointless."
"I'm a little cutscene, short and stout..."
raocow talks to a wall.
All of the numerous symphonies raocow mentions Ludwig Von Koopa composed at the end of the video.
How raocow gets rid of the Charlies at the end of this level so they don't turn into coins.
This whole video.
" Okay, so I need to put them in that box? Okay, okay okay I se-NIIIIIIIII... san shi go roku."
raocow sings along to Beloved Tomboyish Daughter in chipmunk mode.
"Okay, Thwomp. I know you're the maverick kind, so you won't take me by surpRISE!"
raocow: LASER! BLLBL! WAH! Laser! Rah? Laser? Uh...laser. Laser laser laser? LLLLULULBLUL!
In the middle of a particularly tricky level in EVW.
raocow: We're outside! We are outside! Let us celebrate being outs- *falls through a tiny hole in the floor and dies*
After many, many attempts to get past a tricky level in S.Mario...
raocow: ... Midpoint!? MIDPOINT!? Oh god damn...
"NEVER PUT A MESSAGE BOX ON A LAYER 3! GOD! NRRRRAH!!"
raocow gets a message from Cirno!Lakitu (while misreading "froggy mine!" as "froggy nine!") After Cirno proclaims that she's the strongest... she gets beaten in less than a second.
In the same level, he runs over a pipe...and instantly kills the very first pipe-dwelling Cirno!Lakitu before she can even appear.
raocow decides to try and pronounce radio static.
Music that gets faster whenever the timer gets less than 100 + Constantly resetting the timer to 100 whenever the player enters a pipe or a door + stage full of pipes and doors = musical madness
"You see that pipe? Totally went inside that pipe and it's like "
WHOA THERE'S THE END! Not to mention the hack ends with a glitch that results in an endless map transition.
"And you know, Kirby being held by a lady in this way, makes him pretty solid."
The first two videos of the Kirby LP are filled hilarious moments involving the inappropriate sprite animations whenever Kirby teams up with a partner.
raocow's reaction to hitting the green switch in The Second Reality Project 2, thus giving Zycloboo unlimited power.
Green Switch Message: Thanks! Now I have unlimited powers, hee hee hee! The switch will turn <unswitched green block> into <switched green block>. My triumph will also be saved.
: That's what you think, Zycloboo! Look at me! *chooses the 'Continue Without Saving' option*
Ha! Now it is not saved!
And in the same video...
raocow: Oh man, there's a Koopa, that's pretty great. No, Koopas aren't great, they're never great. Koopas have never been great. *gets killed by a Koopa* Whoa! I'm sorry, I apologize! Geez!
The ending of the Nitroid! LP. The utter relief in his laughter and everything is hilarious.
raocow trying to be philosophical while he constantly runs into Fuzzies.
Pretty much the entirety of his Facade play-through. He gets stuck in the couch a few minutes in, and the AI completely ignores his predicament and most of what he tries to say.
His reaction to seeing the Dancing Kirbys in his LP of Distorted Travesty.
raocow: Rock on, Kirby!
raocow starts "Lightning Strikes" in Mario Gives Up and is met with utter ear rape.
raocow sees Bowser's 'obese' clown car.
raocow gets killed because someone messaged him on Skype.
raocow sings about dancing in a corner all day.
"Transparency is often looking neat...is. Sentence on the right order words sometime useful is good maybe."
Hey there everyone, this is raocow, we're playing nrmmhrmmhrKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAOOOOAAHHHHHH
Right at the end of a serious video about A 2 MT's Development Hell status: "I'm gonna make Demo dance."
Hey, let's do a 4th level. What could possibly go wrong?
The Very Well chorus.
raocow argues with himself. Also as an animation.
raocow gets caught in an end goal fakeout.
Bedtime Grandpa raocow reads us all a story while we're worrying after Mr. Clock.
raocow gets attacked by Buster Brown. He dodges every single block that's thrown at him, and then immediately runs into Buster Brown himself and dies anyway.
raocow goes into the women's bathroom, and immediately regrets it.
raocow sings the message on a pair of message blocks (though the little dance number in-between the two is what really makes it.)
" I'm basically trapping... that... corner! Neets to you, Crime Boss Man Jello! You reverted me into pure nonsense-brain!"
"Satan compels you..."
raocow sings his world-smashing hit "Like a Wizard".
To those who weren't horrified by his decision, raocow's indecisiveness in starting MariAri 2.
Really anytime where he has to voice multiple characters in the cutscenes, there tends to be at least some humour. With his usual Marisa voice, an awkward voice for Alice, and having Nitori sound like Goofy.
raocow tries to read a description in Marisa's voice, but gives up mid-read and tries again in Alice's voice.
From the same video: He credits the BGM to
Megadeth. raocow accidentally glitches up by being ... raocow.
The song of mr The Duck.
In response to a stoner- ish Percy (mascot of Talking Time Bros. 1):
I will eat your soul with ketchup. It doesn't work!
Three words: Horrifying Lakitu Thunderdome.
If you love Happycow, you'll love this video.
Science leads to dying.
And dying leads to cancer. Which leads to dying! This is why we must go back in time and stop the very first human from dying! If he never dies, then we'll all be immortal! Pretty sure that's how genetics work.
Jowey, the poison cow, feat. raocow, the laughing cow.
When playing a level that was included in Tower of Biased, raocow accidentally trips the "end of game" script. This happens.
raocow tries Counting Sheep and is off by one. He doesn't take it well.
Remember when raocow first played VIP 1 and there was this level called "Dodge the Beefsteak"? Well, four years later with a properly translated version of the game, that very level still has that title. raocow is very amused.
From the same video: His description of a good bad bug in the text that had to be patched over after the fact.
Part 18: His mounting denial over having to redo a particularly difficult part of "So Sadistic It's Dreadful!
The entirety of his playthrough of a bootleg Megaman clone.
raocow goes mad with laughter upon defeating Exgal from .
Copy Kitty 3000 Leagues in Search of Bowser
AHHH! AHH! Leave me! The chipmunking makes it so much more hilarious!
A Super Mario Bros X Thing: Prelude to the Stupid: From the second Make A Good Level contest:
raocow discovers a new breed of Thwomp.
raocow weighs in on the American moral economy.
His reaction to this message box.
note From Apocalypse of Foroze:
He finds a keyhole very early on in one of the levels, then proceeds to go wild as to what it contains.
A discussion on the psychology of skeletons as leitmotif—followed by an attempt to exploit said psychology.
His voiceover for Princess Peach.
On the same video, the aforementioned "stoning" from the title.
From Super Marina World:
After numerous failed attempts to get into a secret area in one level, raocow finally does so when empowered with fireballs. However, just when he finds the secret exit, he melts the ice blocks leading to it and falls to his death.
From Super Talking Time Bros 2.5
From Hina's Fluffy Dream:
At one point, raocow imitates Hina's constant high-pitched noises.
raocow clears an incredibly frustrating level in World 8. Cue priceless reaction.
In Variety of Chance:
Mega Man Rock Force:
Rockman 4 Minus Infinity After seeing Rush hilariously fall down if he has no ammo for Rush Search, he makes this remark.
Not to mention his reactions to Drill Man's boss fight (especially when the boss Turns Brown-Powered) and the surprise appearances of Quint (and Sakugarne) and Crash Man. raocow is indeed in for one hell of a ride.
" Join me next time when we fight one of these two delicious divas! * ...Don't judge me."
raocow using Recycle Inhaler in general.
In this video of Super Pika Land Ultra, we get two moments when raocow reacts to a Giant Raichu ...
And he even makes a reference to Twitch Plays Pokémon ... guess what he calls the Pidgeot?
He even made a reference to the Helix Fossil later on.
Make a Good Level Xontest
raocow's reaction to playing "Proud Sky".
Or to any absurdly short level for that matter.
raocow playing "Jump Rapidly". He says "JUMPING!" expecting a level where rapid jumping is involved.
About six minutes into part 15, the editing devolves into a rapid-fire montage of failed takes, several of which are the result of him missing the first jump, and one of which simply boggles the mind.
After he fails a level at a crucial point, he speeds up the footage so much the video goes silent. Then PPR steps in.
In Part 25, he gets a color block puzzle right entirely by accident.
The last level in part 29 had you chasing a Koopa all around the level because he stole some palm trees, unplugging the ocean's drain pipe to destroy Atlantis, and plugging said drain pipe with the palm trees the Koopa stole.
raocow: So dumb.
raocow runs into some spoilers, so he edits them out. What we run into on the other hand, as a result...
In episode 35, in the middle of a chipmunk segment, he has to sneeze, so he slows the sneeze down as much as possible before resuming chipmunk time. Then a few seconds later, he passes some signs reading "Suicide" and says "Suicide? Oh no!" in a goofy falsetto that only sounds even goofier when chipmunked.
The slowed-down-sneeze thing has since been repeated in other videos, and has been dubbed 'raolion'.
"HEY GUYS! MARIO JUST CAME OUT OF THE POWER STAR'S BUTT! COME AND LAUGH AT HIM!" The ending of raocow's level. Basically, a Power Star got sick so Mario had to come in and fix it by using POW Blocks to defeat enemies. He also helped out Bloopers at the same time. Once the level was finished, Mario came out of the Power Star, where Princess Peach said that quote, and a lot of the NPCs, including
Bowser and Big Boo appear and if you speak to them, they are laughing. raocow (and Aterra) both cracked up at this part. After numerous deaths (most due to lava), raocow finally makes it to the end of SAJewers's postgame level "We Will Fall Together"... only for the star to slip beyond his grasp. So close, yet so far.
Every time Bowser speaks in-game, raocow ALWAYS does his "Bowser impersonation", no matter what.
raocow goes on a date. Because of circumstances , he leaves without paying for his food and * bails in a motorized trash can.
A Second Mario Bros. X Thing, Episode 1: Analog Funk raocow finds out that Demo's pet dog likes being grabbed with a foot. That is a totally innocuous thing to say, what are you talking about?
The horn makes a triumphant return from Talking Time Bros.!
In the level "Just Rusty!", raocow solves the last Lemmings puzzle while commenting how watching Talkhauser RoundTheWheel's LPs of mods for said game has helped him in his situation. He even goes so far as to say "I know what to think. I know how to think ahead!" Cue him throwing the mushroom block up into the nuke block, resetting the puzzle by complete accident.
"A ghost, huh?"
A Boo that actually says "Boo!"? What a scary sight!
Going into a painfully slow elevator that takes more than a minute to get anywhere, and when he finally reaches the top floor, accidentally going back down before being able to exit the elevator.
Pily's infodump has several funny moments in it (Wait, Armless Bipedal Cycloptic Demons? That's ABCD!), but the kicker is when it ends: Demo, Iris and raocow are no longer on screen, having left because they got bored of listening.