In "Come O Diggers", Duncan forgets to pay attention to Simon's mission briefing, causing Lewis and Simon to be somewhat frustrated.
- Duncan keeps arguing that the golf course needs to be a priority, while Lewis and Simon think it needs to be delayed. This results in Duncan stubbornly insisting on keeping it on the list, putting several signs on that Simon trashes anyway, which causes him to later freak out when a golf buggy is not on the list.
Simon: I'm not taking any of your shit, Jones.
Lewis: So, we can make a golf buggy as well, Duncan. Out of...
Duncan and Lewis: A moon buggy!
Lewis: We don't have...
Simon: Hang on, hang on! We don't have... hang on! (hushes the others)
Lewis: (laughing) Oh, I'm sorry, okay, good. Come with me, so Simon, you know our goal is to...
Simon: (without warning, kills Duncan with the Atomic Disasembler in a single hit)
Duncan: OH GOD!
Lewis: (clearly surprised) WOW!
Episode 20, when Lewis and Duncan are preparing to launch a pair of rockets and return to Earth.
Lewis: I don't want to ride the 66% fueled, full one.
Duncan: Now look, leaving Earth takes the most fuel, getting back there is basically fuel-free.
Simon: The worry is, I've seen you play Kerbal Space Program. And, um...
Duncan: Hey, I'm good at it, man.
Simon: Yeah, but, how many little Kerbals lost their lives?
Duncan: Hundreds. You ready to go, Lewis?
A lot of Episode 33.
Lewis: Don't jump in it yet. (as Simon jumps in it) Okay, uh... (rocket starts to shake) SIMON! What is wrong with you?! Can you not wait ten fucking seconds for us to-
Simon: LOOK, IT'S LIKE TWENTY SECONDS TO FILL IT WITH FUEL!
Lewis: I've only got sludge, I've only got sludge, I haven't enough oil-
Simon: It's got 26% fuel in, it's fine. I'll see ya later, shitlords. (takes off)
Simon: Bye! My planet needs me!
Lewis: ...Did that actually work? Fuck-ing hell. Wow. (Simon flies sideways) Where are you going, it's not that way!
Simon: I'm going to button moon.
Lewis: Space is up, not right!
Simon: Shit, okay. Sorry!
Lewis: For god's sakes... I think he's coming to you, Duncan, you'd better give him an oxygen tank as soon as he arrives there, otherwise he's gonna suffocate to death.
Simon: Alright, get ready for me, Duncan, roll out the red carpet, son! Daddy's coming home!
Get me pipe and slippers ready! (beat
) Was that a bit creepy?
Duncan: Little bit.
Simon: (engines stop, gravity ensues) Ohhh fuck.
Lewis: 's happened?
Simon: I've run out of fuel! (BOOM)
(several seconds of Simon laughing hysterically)
Lewis: (also laughing) Well, I don't want to say "I told you so," but, I told you so. Why did you go right instead of going straight up?! You knew you didn't have a lot of fuel! We are the worst, like, we are the worst fucking players at this game.
Lewis: We'll cut that.
Simon: What'd'you mean "we'll cut that?" Fuck you! That was fantastic!
Lewis: That was the worst advert-
Simon: WE NEED THE MONEY, LEWIS!
Duncan: (snickering) ...to buy a new rocket.