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  • The rant-inducing slight in the Professor Grizwald map:
    Simon: D'you think digging above is really the way to go, given that there's lava up there?
    Lewis: Look—look, we're trapped underneath some fucking pyramid, we failed to get the diamond, it's been burnt by lava, you're wedged in the ground—this is a disaster. This is an absolute disaster! If anyone finds us when they're playing this custom map, like our entombed mummies, please just kill us.
    • And in the conclusion, Simon reading the "thanks for playing" message in-character as the Professor.
    Thanks for playing! If you have any comments or feedback, I'd love to hear it! Please send it to me, professorgrizwald@gmail.com. No, no, chronobasher@gmail.com. That's chronobasher@gmail.com/lol.appletjavaapplet?=4972.387.php
    • In their Professor Grizwald map, Simon reads a note from said professor. The possibility of him being dead is brought up. Simon, in his Grizwald voice, improvises possibly the funniest (fake) letter in existance:
    Simon, as Professor Grizwald: It appears that I have died! I am writing this note from beyond the grave! If you received it, I'm going to haunt you, you son of a bitch! PROFESSOR GRIZWALLLLLLD!
    Lewis: Lovely man, isn't he?
  • In the sequel to the Professor Grizwald map, Simon going "skinny-dipping". And Lewis stealing his clothes.
  • In the last part of Professor Grizwald and the Redstone Torches, Simon yelling "JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN" at Lewis who, in his panic, managed to botch Simon's attempts to get out of a room rapidly filling with lava, twice in less than five seconds, by shoving him out of the way and then placing a random wool block in his way.
    • Later in the same episode, Simon suggests that there is an invisible bridge over a bottomless chasm as in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Simon then allows Lewis to jump in first and is amazed to discover he's right.
      Lewis: WOOOAAA-oh.
      Simon: WHAT?!
    • Same episode again. Simon takes FOREVER to get across said invisible bridge. It's entirely possible that Lewis did go grab a cup of tea while waiting for him.
  • During the final part of the Four Towers map
    Simon: There's usually a sweet sprot-sweet spot you can dance-*falls off the edge and dies*
    Lewis: Oh!
    Simon: Oh fuck.
  • The "Pharaoh's Curse" adventure map has a creeper bumping unexpectedly into Simon and Lewis and exploding. Words cannot do what followed justice, save that their reaction was priceless;
    Lewis: oh shi- oh good Grief uh oh-
  • In their golfing game, on hole 3 of the snowy zone, Lewis seriously messed up his first shot. Cue him immediately looking around to see if anybody noticed and then proceeding to halfheartedly try to cheat.
  • During the Return custom map, Simon and Lewis have several problems with minecarts, including Simon's getting stolen by a Zombie Pigman.
    • Also during the custom map is that Simon is reading notes, and Lewis turns away for a second. When he looks back, Simon is on fire, and reacting rather calmly about it.
    • Simon's impersonation of the Wizard Burgmund whale Horcrux as it dies. It makes sense in context, maybe.
    • Simon misunderstanding Lewis when he said that Toggle, the map creator "topped himself".
    • Then, while trying to blow up a pod with TNT, the duo is ordered to place the TNT block on a wool block, then exit the pod and place a lever at a specific point and flip it. Levers can be placed on the floor or on the wall, so this confused the two of them a bit when Simon placed the lever on the floor and flipped it. When nothing happened, Simon broke the lever and put it on the wall, trying again.
    Simon: Has it made any difference? *entire pod blows up* WHOA! WHOA!
    Lewis: Oh my god! 'Has it made any difference!'
    *Beat, accompanied with slightly frenzied reactions*
    Simon: Did it work? Did anything happen?
  • During the archery event of the Yog-olympics, the final target is one Lewis and Simon have to jump down a large hole to hit. When asked who will go first, Simon punches Lewis into the hole. Later, after the event, Lewis falls back into the hole. After Lewis teleports back out, Simon punches him back into the hole.
    • Lewis keeps forgetting during the Yog-olympics that he's red, not blue. This may double as Fridge Brilliance; he's so used to being the Blue Oni.
    • The ending of the Yog-olympics. BOOM! Followed by them trying to attack Dave.
  • Another from the Yoglympics, which requires some frame-by-frame pausing: After the Kayaking event, Simon finishes second, and his kayak lands square on the torch pedestal that burns when you finish first. As he gets out of it, he accidentally lands on Lewis's lit torch pedestal and sets himself on fire. In the background of such event, there's a small sign that reads "The staff is not responsible for any burning Honeydews."
    • Even better, later once they've done the Sumo wrestling, there's a note in the Losers hallway saying 'that probably means you, Simon...'.
  • In the Calmere Nightmare map, Simon reads a note really fast in Prof_Grizwold's voice.
    Simon: *After reading a somewhat silly note and getting attacked by a spider* JESSSSSUS CHRIOST SPIDER!
    • The notes in general in part 2 are hilarious when delivered by Simon deliberately hamming up his already hammy Grizwald voice as much as possible. It's even Lamp Shaded:
    Simon [As Grizwold]: ANCIENT DIETIEEES... ALTERNATE DIIIMENSIONS... [cracks and laughs] WIIIIIIIIIITCHCRAFT! [...] AT FIIIRST I THOUGHT THE APEEEARANCE OF THE LOCALS... [Simon looses it and drops the voice] That's way to over the top...
    • And later this gem:
    Simon [As Grizwold]: ...MAKES ME THINK, WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ADD A SECOND... JESUS CHRIST! SOMETHING JUST... [Simon starts laughing] dropped through the roof?!
    • When told to paraphrase a note, he reads it incredibly fast. This, coupled with the Grizwald voice, makes it all but incomprehensible.
  • The GLaFOSH voice in It's Better Together. "I'm trying to talk like GLaDOS..." "Well you're epically failing."
  • Four words: MY LITTLE PONY MOD.
    • A few extra: Pony_Peculier.
    • Thanks to using various technic packs installed, the Yogscast has a bit of a...problem identifying the differences between materials, leading to a lot of hilarious situations where they think they found diamonds...only to find out that it is nikolite instead.
      Simon: "We're being trolled....by nikolite."
      "Oooh, diamon-oh wait no, it's nikolite. Trololololololo hahahaha!"
    • In Fumblepony is Missing, Fumblepony creates an oil drill near Appleloosa. In less than five minutes, Simon manages to flood the town with oil.
      • Even better is what Simon said. "I am literally worse then BP!"
    • Simon's response to being given beer by Fumblepony. *throws mug* "ANOTHER!"
  • Simon realizes something during Deep Space Turtle Chase.
    Simon: We're on the surface of an alien planet, and you're wearing a red shirt.
    Lewis: Oh FUCK.
    • A little later on, they actually manage to get flushed down a toilet, there they find a map with nothing but Captain Sparklez' (Map creator and voice actor) face and:
    Captain Sparklez: Did...you...just...flush yourself...down...a toilet??
  • Monarch of Madness part 3.
    Xephos: "Challenge 1, Walk across the bridge and don't die. Difficulty, Pop-Tart. Really really easy I guess"
    Honeydew: "Challenge 2, Run as fast as you can. Difficulty-" *TNT goes off*
    Honeydew: *significant pause* pretty difficult..
    • In part 7, Lewis sets off a rather obvious trap. Simon calls him out on it... only to pick the wrong answer on a riddle by accident, killing them both. Lewis points out the comedic timing from a pause before it gets set off.
    • in part 9 Lewis is reading through a note, and then looks up to find Simon has started a fire. Again..In a castle made almost entirely of wood.
  • Simon improvises while reading one of the notes.
  • Anytime they read out a spelling or grammar error in one of the notes.
  • This moment. Particularly Simon's bit.
  • In the first video for the RP map "The Curse of Sunny Springs", the Yogs start the video off explaining that it is raining in-game, as this was after the update that added weather effects. Simon begins reading the postcard from a character in the story, explaining the dire situation driving the plot. Said dire situation? A drought, because "it hasn't rained in months."
  • The fact that Testificate golf exists at all.
  • In the Star Wars map, the duo find a room with a bunch of Stormtrooper paintings. Lewis calls them sexy. Simon says "Stupid sexy Stormtroopers!"

    Lewis: "Never press a red button."
    Lewis: ...Crap.
    • At the end of part 4, Lewis says something strange...
    Lewis: "We had a man-man-mantastic time..."

    Simon: "I went to a gay bar last night and I had a mantastic..."
    Both: *hysterical laughter*
  • In part 3 of The EDEN project map Simon keeps ignoring Lewis's advice and each time pays with his life.
  • In Part 2 of the Gloria map, the duo retrieve a blanket for a testificate "child"... who is promptly killed by Simon for no reason.
  • During their playthrough of the "Gloria" adventure map. Simon is distracted mid-sentence by the cookies Lewis is launching from a dispenser and runs up to collect them & toss them up into the air.
    Lewis: And you're about to go mend the nuclear reactor?
    Simon: -cheerfully- Yep! Come along, Lewis. Let's go piss around with some nuclear stuff.
  • In Part 1 of "The Swarm", just as Lewis & Simon are about to go through the Nether portal, some guy named "rep169" joins their server, then quickly leaves when he realizes what's going on. He then joins again to say "oops", & leaves again.
  • In the Pumpkin Prince 2, Simon impersonates a "sexy, French woman"
    • He also goes RP'ing... and RPooing.
  • Chronotide has been mostly scary so far, but the part in Episode 3 where they're on stage and the audience, made up of snow golems, starts helping them fight off the monsters is pretty funny.
    • Also, singing "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" whenever the Darkness is mentioned.
  • Part four of Herobrine's Mansion, a custom map full of challenging boss battles.
    Quest Log: WARNING! This boss fight requires coordination and skills.
    Simon and Lewis: (simultaneously) Oh shit.
  • Everything about the "The Infected". To put it simply, take everything that made "The Swarm" ridiculous (the writing, the Narm, etc.), and turn it up to eleven thousand. Not to mention that there is no punctuation in any of the notes, and that Every Single Word Is Capitalized Like This.
    • Oh shit! They have...(trails off into laughter)
      • The exact wording was "Oh Shit They Are At My Door Ok They Broke In Bye" Bonus points because Simon had been using the same voice for this person as he did for Sugar Plumps in Little Inferno. Sugar Plumps is a little girl.
    • "He Is Petraying Everyone Oh That Sick Son Of A Bitch"
  • Substitute Santa, played during their Christmas livestream: Simon and Lewis have to deliver a present...to Simon.
    • And then, at one point, Simon falls into lava and dies, losing the present. They don't realize this at first, but a while later...
    Simon: Wouldn't it be scary if [the house they have to deliver the present to] was, like, my hou - like a layout of my flat?
    Lewis: Oh my god, that would be...
    Simon: And I'd be like, "wait, what? How...how do you know..." And then when I got home this evening there was a present waiting for me - OH SHIT! What happened to the present?!
    (Beat. Simon and Lewis look at each other. Lewis grabs his head.)
    Simon: Uh-oh.
  • On their run of Pyramid Adventure, Lewis is doing a jumping puzzle to pull four levers in the corners of the room's ceiling. What's Simon doing during this? After a few attempts and failures at trying to help with the jumping puzzle, he just throws out his boat into the water below and rows it around.
    Simon: This is what I think of jumping puzzles.
  • In the Herobrine's Return playthrough, Part 1 brings us Simon voiceacting Herobrine... with Professor Grizwald's voice. Eventually, Lewis takes over with a more fitting voice, but hearing Herobrine with Grizwald's Large Ham voice is priceless.
    • Also from Part 1, Lewis reading Herobrine's to-do list and them mocking the fact that the second boss is named Skeletor.
  • The...bizarre...City of Love map has given us some priceless moments, though notably was Lewis yelling in protest as he and a hooker were getting it on—a hooker who Simon was voice acting.
    • Lewis's acting of Amy, a crazy cat lady, slowly getting more and more hysterical starting here
    • Also among the gems is Simon's voice acting of a doctor named David as "an amazing awesome, super sexy man".
    Simon!David: I want to make love to you, Lewis. I'm going to be honest with you.
    • The series of robot-themed Double Entendres Lewis and Simon make in the last episode.
  • Playing the Mysterious East map whilst having the Hats Mod enabled. Simon ends up walking around with a TARDIS on his head that's as tall as he is.
    • Lewis makes several jokes about them time-travelling during the map, including asking Simon if the TARDIS was how he got here.
  • When playing Spot the difference, Simon and Lewis are entering the first level of the puzzle, and find out that they forgot to set the game to "peaceful" before playing.
  • Toxic Hospital, in which: Lewis breaks the rules before they even start the map and proceeds to do so several more times, there are random Yogscast posters around the hospital, the texture on the lava is bugged out in one part making it look like hot pink goop, Simon climbs a tree for no reason, and at the end Simon skips the last bit of parkour entirely by drinking a fire-resistance potion he had been given earlier and just swimming through the lava lake they were supposed to be jumping over.
    • The offices have the names of several famous fictional doctors on them; the one they find the note in says Dr. Jones on the door. So when Simon reads the note in his usual Grizwald voice, you may end up picturing Indy talking like Grizwald!
  • After having to repeat the day several times in the playthrough of A Day in Tuscarora, Simon goes as far as to break a window in his house to jump out of in an attempt to cut down on time to get everything done in the right order.
  • There's a great moment in the single-player horror map The Staircase. As Simon uneasily descends, with Lewis egging him on:
    Lewis: What are you scared of?
    (distant, bloodcurdling scream in the background)
    Simon: That. I'm scared of that.
    • The video ends with Simon screaming loudly in fear three times at something after escaping the house at the end of the map. It's a pig.
    • The duo burst into laughter when they realise the Herobrine they keep seeing is gravel.
  • The final 241 Puzzle Map video has the boss fight with GLaDOS bug out at the end and she puts up no resistance at all. Epic music plays anyway.
  • The Monster Mash map comes with a 33-page in-game book, presumably containing instructions and the like. Simon states the number of pages, and then instantly throws the book over the edge of the world.
  • In part 19 of Diversity, at the end of the video, they come across an incredibly difficult puzzle and have to do some "advanced cheating"... And the map knows they cheated...
    • Lewis yells at Simon for pushing random levers.
    Simon: THIS IS THE DWARVEN WAY! Just pull the lever and push the button a bunch of times, and maybe it'll f*cking teleport us.
    Lewis: Just waggle the lever up and down...
    • Lewis yells at Simon for moving the blocks around. Simon claims Obama did it.
  • Lewis' "epic" jump in The Lost Potato map.
    • As well as Lewis adorably freaking out while trying to get to Simon at one point, and at the end when he renames "The Lost Potato" to "The Found Potato".
  • Gravity Switcher 2: The next puzzle is named "It's getting hot in here", and has lava
    Lewis: So take off all your clothes, Simon.
    Simon: Careful, Lewis, don't fall in lava. *pushes Lewis into the lava*
  • Diversity 3: Part 5, during the Elytra challenge, has everyone attempt formation flying. It goes about as well as expected.
    • Lewis is battling constant lag throughout the video, getting angrier about it the more it goes on. Then it hits right as he's about to finish one of the courses and he does not take it well.
    Lewis: (as the lag hits) Oh fuck!
    (lands in the water, sending him back to the beginning)
    Lewis: Oh- pff, I fucked it up. GOD THIS LAG-
    (We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties)

    Vanilla Minecraft updates 
  • AAAAAH! BEEEES!
  • While showing off the leaked 1.8 pre-release, Simon shows up in a suit. When Lewis finds the time to ask why, this occurs:
    Simon: I want people to have this image of me as this dapper chap.
    Lewis: You look like a used car salesman!
    Simon: HOW RUDE!
  • Simon's reaction to meeting a Silverfish.
  • Their utter befuddlement at Minecraft's credit sequence, coupled with the music as they sped it up.
  • Simon's incoherent glee at the sight of the newborn wolf cub. Easily a competitor for Hannah and her kittens.
  • While showing off a new fireball dispenser, Lewis accidentally sets Um_Bongo's jungle on fire. Followed soon after by Um_Bongo running to the lake while consumed by flames.
  • The snapshot 12w34a video. Starting with the part where Simon frees a baby zombie to see what it will do.
    • Followed by Lewis, in creative mode, spawning about a dozen creepers and then hitting them with a splash potion of invisibility.
    • And, finally, Lewis explaining that fire now spreads faster at higher difficulties.
      Honeydew: Oh, god. Why didn't you tell me that before you gave me the Flint & Steel?
  • From the 1.6 snapshots: "She's very flighty, Lewis, she's very flighty!"
  • "Come and frolic in my flowery forest."

     2011 Advent Calendar 
  • Day 1 of the Advent Calendar: Lewis gets a visit from Santa!
  • Day 3: Simon and Lewis are given custody of Christmas. Really, Israphel only accelerated the natural process...
  • Advent Calendar Day 4: They had a huge tree ready to go and had the presents rescued from Day 3 under the tree. I am sure that Israphel once again accelerated the natural process
  • Day 12: "HELLOOOO! I'M A LITTLE GIIIIRL NAMED KAAAATIE!"
  • On Day 16, Simon and Lewis are concluding an adventure map based on How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, and having run through several awkward half-rhymes from the story's narrator, Simon reasons that perhaps it would sound better if he attempted an American accent. He ends up attempting an awful American South accent which proceeds to highly amuse Lewis, but even better, the accent almost works on the non rhymes.!
  • Day 18 begins with Simon and Lewis playing a rather nonsensical adventure map, with the story and instruction text written largely as a "Blind Idiot" Translation and featuring some odd location names, one of which makes Lewis crack up. The adventure ends with the pair setting Santa's house on fire.
  • Simon: ...But you started your journey on the island of Fjunkester!
    Lewis: (chokes, starts laughing) What. What? The island of what?
    Simon: FJUNKESTER!
  • The ending of Santa's Adventure on Day 23, which features an anticlimactic ending that led to Lewis laughing nonstop. After completing the map (including a frustrating obstacle course through The Nether, Simon and Lewis are promised a reward and go through a 'secret' ladder to find what appears to be a mine cart ride. After fumbling with the mine carts for a few moments, Lewis gets sent down the track with Simon close behind, only to find that the track stops extremely early, leaving them in front of a sign with 'Christmas' spelt wrong. Then, a Creeper walks towards Simon and destroys his cart!
    • Lewis legitimately sounds like he's crying with laughter.
    Lewis: Let's go! (He hits the button)
    (The cart refuses to move.)
    Simon: (Begins cracking up)
    Lewis: (Laughs heartily) Give me a push!
    Simon: Give you a push? (''The cart starts rolling)
    Simon: Ho ho ho!
    Lewis: They spelled Christmas wrong!
    Simon: Ho ho-WHAT?!
    Lewis: (Getting attacked by a Zombie) For goodness sake, it only goes that far! It literally only goes this far!
    Simon: (Begins losing it) How do you spell Christ- (Continues losing it with Lewis)
    Lewis: It's running towards you, careful!
    Simon: Whoa-hoh!
    (A Creeper blows up the carts and the track)
    Lewis: OH MY GOD!

    Xbox 360 Minecraft 

    PvP maps (The Walls, Survival Games, Crown Conquest, etc.) 
  • In Survival Games 1, Simon and Duncan end up teaming up. Simon runs off, expecting Duncan to follow him, and gets mad when he can't find him. Switch to Duncan's video, and it turns out he actually was following Simon the whole time - the only reason Simon didn't see him is because he never looked directly behind him.
    • After Lewis loses, he pretends to be a creepy voice in Simon's head telling him to kill everyone.
    • After Sjin manages to kill off two players, almost everyone in their own videos speak of him as a rather dangerous foe. Meanwhile, in Sjin's own videos:
    Sjin: [accidentally sets fire to himself] Oh no, I'm- I'm burning! Oh my God, no! Nohoho!
    Mintyminute: Burning, what?
    Sjin: I'm on fire, I'm on fire!
    • Even better, at one point, Sjin nearly ran into Simon and Duncan. Both sides stared at each other for a few moment, then ran away. Sjin was worried because he thought everyone was hunting him down. Everyone else was worried because he killed two people.
  • The Walls PVP has funny moments from all four teams.
    • GameChap and Bertie are...themselves, with a plan to weaponize TNT.
    • It really ISN'T surprising that GameChap and Bertie_Chap were the first to die. What makes it funny is the reactions.
    • Sips and Sjin make a vulgar sign and spend a lot of their time hiding. They also assume what kills Duncan and Hannah is their TNT trap when in fact it was repurposed by Simon.
    • Duncan and Hannah, by far the most prepared, walk into a TNT trap, die, and get their gear looted.
    • Simon and Lewis repurpose Sips' TNT, laugh about the sign, and almost miss Sips and Sjin, nearly averting a final showdown. At the end, Simon pushes Lewis into lava, saying there can only be one.
  • At the end of Crown Conquest Round 1, Lewis makes it to the winner's platform, and then finds GameChap also survived and got a crown. Lewis congratulates him, offers him a slice of cake, joins him in celebrating on the top platform, and then throws a voodoo doll causing Gamechap to hurtle off the platform and fall to his death. Lewis' laugh really sells it.
    Gamechap: Oh cruel fate!
    • In Round 2, like in the previous round, Gamechap instructs Bernie to stay inside a house while he gets the crown, though right before the crowns despwn, Bernie in attacked by not one but two Creepers.
    • Also from round two, everyone but Zoey heading for the mountain, before trying to get a crown, leaving it so only one crown was taken. Especially funny was Captain Sparklez's team camping, preventing anyone from getting to the top, except for the one person who did have a crown.
    • And the fact that Zoey did it by literally swimming up the lava rivers! reasoning that the crown's fireproofing could be exploited. The campers never even saw her.
    • And from all three rounds, everyone who, accidentally or otherwise, fell into the canals and had a hard time getting back out. Almost a Running Gag.
  • The entirety of the Super Pirate Battle Royale video. Ten solid minutes of Simon, Lewis, Duncan and Sjin just goofing off, and it is glorious.
  • During their Christmas livestream, the boys and several guests attempt to play a difficult PVP custom map, where they must race to collect wool blocks hidden within a dangerous obstacle course filled with traps. They proceed to divide themselves into teams... with legendary mapmakers Ridgedog and Hypixel on one team, versus Simon, Lewis, GameChap, and Bertie on the other. Absolute chaos ensues.
    • The funniest part of all is that the Yogs and the Chaps actually managed to win, because Ridge and Hypixel wasted too much time trolling with a TNT cannon.
  • The Walls 2 - Rythian and Zoey have forgotten how to play vanilla Minecraft, and argue over which one of them is Katniss and which is Peeta.
    • The start of Part 2, Rythan put together a recap of first part. It basically them arguing about which one is Katniss for almost two minutes.
    Rythian: By the way, I'm Katniss.
    • Ridge trolling Nilesy and Panda by throwing eggs at them and then denying it.
      • Ridge's trolling goes above and beyond in the second part. He traps Panda in an iron box, drops Panda and Nilsey into the void, and, when the duo teams up on Sjin, Ridge hits the spaceman with an unending stream of regen potions.
    • Hanna accidentally killing herself with her victory celebration.
  • For some inexplicable reason, during the Terminator mini-game, Duncan (who is playing the titular murderous robot) starts laughing like Santa Claus while hunting the others.
    Duncanator: HO HO HOOOO! *murders someone* HO HO HOOO!
    • This leads to a gem from Turps (who is not a stand-in):
    Turps: It's like "give me your clothes, your boots and Ah-ah-ah, five potatoes!"
    • The video opens with Duncan trying to break the spawn room floor, and is told not to by Lewis, saying he'll "get in trouble." This is followed by Sips punching Duncan, prompting Rythian to say "Don't punch holes in the Duncan, Sips, you'll get in trouble."
    • Turps says that the Terminator (about Duncan's laugh) doesn't sound like Jabba the Hutt. Sips follows with "He doesn't sound like a pre-pubescent teenager either. (high-pitched) "Hasta la vista, baby.""
    • When Duncan steps on the pressure plate to become the Duncanator, Turps chimes in with "He keeps sending me messages asking for my clothes, my boots and my motorcycle!"
    • Turps tries to distract Duncan with oily beef.
    • Hannah dies by mocking Duncan from a table. Which has steps Duncan can easily walk up.
    • Hannah's ghost flips the final switch, causing the game to say the survivors won when everyone is dead.
    • "I'LL BE BACK. HO HO HOOOOO!"
  • In Skyblock Wars 1, everyone fails at cobblestone generators. Seriously, all four teams try to build cobblestone generators, and end up making obsidian instead.
    • Followed up by Skyblock Wars 2, where the only reason things go better is because the bottom of the map is one big ocean of lava, and players can get more lava when they screw up.
  • In Race For the Wool: Tunnel Vision, the two teams spend more time sniping each other than actually looking for the wool. Even when the keep inventory command gets turned on so they don't lose anything when they die anyway, they still keep doing it.
    • When Team Yogscast is ascending to the moon, they decide to make it more dramatic by singing the Jurassic Park theme music (at 14:15). Then the other team tries to blow up their moon with TNT. Team Yogscast still ends up winning, as the wool pedestals were intact.
    • The Hat Films coverage shows that Simon actually fell from the moon before triggering the bomb, and none of the others were up there to do it instead. Exactly why caused the spectacular explosion is a mystery

    Yogscast Complete Pack 

Sjin's Farm (Lewis and Sjin)

  • In the new Sjin''s farm series, Sjin's reaction to the cucumber seeds.
  • In "The House on the Hill", once Lewis puts down a piggybank, Sjin makes a few Bestiality Is Depraved jokes about putting a (literal) seed in it and shouting "Say My Name" note , with deliberate innuendo. Lewis immediately reacts in disgust.
  • Sjin randomly rides the horse into the crevasse in the barley field, seriously hurting it and later abandoning it.
  • In Episode 11- "Sprinkler City", Sjin asks Lewis about whether or not there's been a bear pope, leading Lewis and Sjin to snark at the Catholic Church and suggest it would be major reform.
    Sjin: So I was thinking the other day, Lewis, erm, what do you think would happen if-
    Sjin: Well, I try not to too much, because it can lead to disastrous things. But, what do you think would happen if, er, one day, a bear wandered into the Vatican and somehow became Pope?
    Sjin: (faking surprise) Did it really?
    Lewis: Yeah. it actually happened.
    Sjin: What did they do?
    Lewis: He was Pope. He was a really good Pope. He was Pope for like, 55 years, got really old. He put some really good, progressive policies in place, you know, that made sure the Catholic Church was looked after.
    Sjin: That's surprisingly responsible for a wild bear.
    Lewis: Well, I mean, he did put some weird ones in. He... he did eat several of the cardinals.
    Sjin: (chuckling) I would call that reform!
    Lewis: (joins in with the laughter) Yeah, reform. I think that's the term.
    Sjin:: Yeah. He was known for his strict regime, reform, and love of honey.
    • From the same episode, they name the first sprinkler field "Peter Sprinklage".
    • Even better, Lewis' improvised story causes someone on Reddit to claim that there actually was one, making an equally outlandish story about a Ukrainian bear pope that actually did go berserk and had to be put down.

Dirt Quest (Sips, Lewis and Turps)

  • Just the fact that it takes a stupidly long time for them to get anything done.

Magic Police (Duncan and Sjin)

  • In the first episode, Sjin tries making a Harry Potter joke- and immediately mistakes "Crucio" for "Crucify", causing Duncan to just burst out laughing and splutter helplessly.
  • Their problems with wheat and doors in episode 12.
  • Nilesy snuck onto their property at one point and pretended to be a statue. They never noticed.

Evicted (Nilesy and Hannah)

  • The duo's utmost surprise when the pirates embark onto boats and start shooting at them.
  • In "Terrible Taint" Nilesy is attacked by a swarm, and just stands there, talking about being tainted, seemingly oblivious to his health ticking away until it abruptly kills him.

Blood and Chaos (Parv and Will)

Cheat Police

  • Sips and Sjin reunite at last for a new series in which they hunt down and punish those who have been cheating on the server. They are currently building their base...while in creative mode. (Kim, Hannah and Simon were on at the same time working on their new series, and actually call them out in chat).

Monster Hunters

  • Simon recruits his best men to help him fight monsters in the Twilight Forest. By which he means Hannah and Kim.
  • Their efforts to come up with a Portmanteau team name.
  • Simon is building their base out of netherrack. Kim thinks it's creepy as hell.
  • By the end of Episode 1, the three are excited towards fighting and killing the monsters. The preview for Episode 2? Them getting killed by leaves.

    Hexxit with Duncan 
  • Duncan has a recurring habit of entering dimensional doors, getting lost, and having to commit suicide to escape.
  • Hexxit Live #1 begins with Duncan, Sjin and Lewis spawning into a new world. Within moments, Sjin has started attacking a bear, which proceeds to start attacking him back. Two more appear and utterly slaughter Duncan, who wasn't doing anything to them.
    • Sjin tries his luck with a Dimensional Door- and goes into an area filled with TNT. The shock and horror in his voice, combined with Duncan laughing his head off, is priceless. This gets him stuck in limbo, and when he finally breaks free he spawns in the middle of the sea.
    • Captain Pigwash.
  • Hexxit Live #2. Duncan has really bad luck with lava this episode. He starts by climbing a ladder, at which point he gets surrounded by it on all sides and burns to death. The next incident ends with him digging straight into a pool of it.
  • The fact that Lewis was quite possibly drunk for the majority of the stream led to quite a few moments of hilarity, namely when he gets bored and blatantly starts cheating, in the process dropping a meteor on Sjin's house.

     Other Series 

Sipsco series/Sjintech Space Rescue

  • The first episode which is filled to the brim with Epic Fail moments. The worst, however, would be their efforts to build a base, which go horribly wrong after a large group of mobs rush them and pursue them into a cave, brutally murdering Sjin and then glitching through the door and killing Sips.
  • _Zips is introduced in all his finery, trying to nerdpole to the moon with gravel. Sjin tells him to get down, and he jumps directly off the stack, falling to his death. Sjin goes hysterical with laughter as a result.
  • The opening of Series 2 has _Zips blow up Slime Island, claiming that Sjin is not the real "Zi-jin". Which raises even further questions, such as whether or not Zijin is another clone as well!
  • Sjin has way too much fun picking and arranging flowers around his house.

Yogcraft: Nilesy and Hannah

  • Nilesy is so adorably distracted by taming his first Minecraft cat that he walks backwards right into a chasm. The cat immediately follows.
  • Hannah later says the following sentence: "I've made an illegal moonshine factory."

Sipsco YogscastSips and YogscastSjin channels:

  • Episode 4: typical banter.
    Sips: Is Hufflepuff a um...is that like a Pokémon thing?
    Sjin: It's from The Lord of the Rings.
    Sips: Oh yeah, uh, is that the guy that killed Gandalf in the cave?
    Sjin: Yeah. *giggles* It's the Hufflepuff. The Hufflepuff is a giant demon with like a fiery whip, and flames.
  • Episode 6 starts with Sips deciding they need a roof. he turns away to drop off his stuff in the chest, demands to know what Sjin's done to help, and then turns back to find Sjin standing quite casually under an "instant roof" that he'd made in the instant Sips wasn't looking. Sip's sudden surprised turn from dismissive to impressed really sells it.

  • In Sjin and Duncan's Skyblock series, after a certain amount of arguing they decide they need to name their house. They agree to simultaneously put two signs up above the door with "the nicest words (they) can think of", with Duncan writing the first word and Sjin the second. They end up with Pillow Blowjobs, causing Sjin to hurriedly change his sign to Clouds.
    Duncan: You know we'll be two men living in this house.
    • Skyblock 25 Duncan sets off a creeper on the bridge, but assures Sjin he's fine. Hilarity ensues the instant Sjin looks away.
    • In Skyblock 31, Duncan essentially brings the series to a premature end by hitting Sjin with a fishing rod and knocking him overboard with their key supplies.
    Duncan: What happened?
    Sjin: (unusually annoyed) You bloody fished me off!

  • In Sjin and Duncan's Gravity-themed map, they start the first episode with a discussion about how Gravity should have had the stars going into space purely to smoke weed so the FBI couldn't arrest them for it. The premise is so ridiculous, with Artistic License – Physics in full effect, that it's hilarious. A fan animated the discussion for good measure.
  • Sjin and Duncan troll everyone in Episode #7 by teasing about how SOI may or may not be coming back that very evening. The uproar forced Lewis to promptly clarify that they were trolling, with a frustrated tweet.
  • The amount of Epic Fail moments that Sjin and Duncan have from dying repeatedly.

Kim's "The Apprentice"

  • Kim just finishes her portal gun, squees over it, and out of sheer curiosity, she shoots up towards the moon expecting nothing to happen, despite Duncan's warning. Anyone who's played Portal2 knows what happens next, and the mod maker put consideration into that. The portal winds up sucking up Kim and Duncan, killing the both of them. After they're done laughing, Kim accidentally opens another portal, which is still linked to the moon, inside her tower. It kills Kim twice, and then devours almost the entire first two floors of her tower, including the chest full of material mined from the quarry.
    • Even better, during the madness Hybrid Panda logs onto the server and almost immediately logs off.
  • Kim mentions hearing weird voices whispering to her while she's sleeping...Duncan's immediate response? "Oh, that's just me." And he watches her and throws popcorn because it's funny.

Chaosville with Duncan and Sjin:

  • Episode 4 of Chaosville sees Duncan surprised by a spider, a skeleton, and two Mana creepers. The last two, rather than exploding, dissolve into huge blue vortexes that last just long enough for Duncan to get Sjin. Neither of them have any idea what's going on, and it is priceless.
    • In a later episode, Sjin tries to start up a random "lego talk" conversation like the ones he has with Sips, but Duncan can't keep a straight face during it.
  • Episode 17 has the pair making the long journey bakc home, when Sjin brings up the fact that some of his IKEA furniture will apparently be delayed, although owing to the Swedish translation he's not sure as to what will be. Duncan searches online and finds out it's the sofa, much to Sjin's irritation.

Solutions in Chaos with Will and Parv

  • Will grossly underestimates Parv's intelligence with relatively huge consequences. Twice.
  • The debacle that is their trip to the Twilight Forest where Will dies on repeat.

Yogspack Complete with Ridgedog

  • Ridgedog really needs a mirror.
    • Almost as funny is the fact that this game pack set up apparently includes mirrors at all.
      • "Magic Mirror", if it's the one I'm thinking of, is a teleport back to 'the last place you saw sky'. Mirror from Mariculture is for putting on and taking off (usually magical) jewelery.

Blast Off! with Lewis, Duncan and Sjin

  • This is a hard modpack. So hard, in fact that the first episode of the series that didn't end in a full series restart was Episode 3.
  • Episode 47: Duncan has a wife and three children, and has become the king of a bunch of villagers they found in the nether. Then he execute a guard for treason, because it was standing in the doorway.
    • Then he wears the guard's head, and gets attacked by one of the other villagers. His response? Slaughter half the guards. This proves unwise, as it results in all three of his children turning on him and killing him.
      • Oh, and after he's done that, the first thing he does is gives his wife a load of gold so she wont be mad at him for killing their kids, and then proceeds to have another one. Who tries to kill Duncan in the next episode.

    Trials Trilogy 

Trials of Derpulies with Lewis, Sips, Sjin (Team Sjipos), Hannah, Duncan, Kim (Team Flux Buddies), Trott, Ross & Smith (Team Hat Films)

  • Skobbels' player model is very off-putting, yet equally hilarious to look at. It's the very first thing Team Sjipos notes when the video starts.
  • In episode 1, Sips finds a french horn and gets a major kick alongside Sjin out of the music it makesnote . Lewis is understandably annoyed. This continues for the entirety of the series as a Running Gag:
    • Almost Once an Episode Sips will either go to other teams and annoy them with his "music", get into a "musical duel" with someone, or try to prank other teams.
  • Team Flux ultimately decides to build their base in a cave, as a giant mouth on a face opening up. It looks as hilarious as it sounds.
  • Helperbot is employed to help repair Sjipos' base after the rebellion against Derpulies. When Hat Films begins making a sign alongside their statue, Helperbot decides to make his own sign. This being Helperbot, it just reads "Beep".
  • For some reason, Sjipos decides to integrate Hulk Hogan into their imagery.
    • Even funnier when they admit that they recorded this before the Hulk Hogan controversy.
  • Hat Films spends the the entirety of the series working on a massive wheat farm in order to complete the wheat challenge, to the detriment of many contests.
  • It's particularly funny whenever massive Lucky Blocks weapons are whipped out and instantly kill someone. Bonus points when it's Sips and Sjin trolling people with it.
  • Duncan manages to craft his own gear thanks to Team Flux's proximity to being underground; as a result, he's able to enjoy the benefits of both the Hoverboard and the Lucky Blocks weaponry.
  • Many people get put in the shame chamber. By many, we mean mostly Team Sjipos.
  • During the statue building contest, Hat Films decides to sabotage all the other teams by placing lava over them. They succeed, and when getting the Flux Buddies' statue, Sips happens to be there pestering them with his french horn, causing them to immediately kill him.
  • Derpulies' response to Hat Films' success in farming enough wheat for the challenge:
    Derpulies: Holy shit. Protect it. Bring it during the next summons.

Trials of Skobbels with Lewis, Simon Who's later moved to Team Flux), Sips, Sjin (Team Sjiposdew), Hannah (later replaced by Simon), Duncan, Kim (Team Flux Buddies), Trott, Ross, and Smith (Team Hat Films):

  • Skobbels receives a number of changes after deposing Derpulies:
    • He wears a crown of power, a royal coat, and flies, all while still looking like the same hilariously frightening goblin.
    • He's Suddenly Speaking. His voice is provided by Tom, who possesses a deep, booming one to contrast his appearance.
  • Skobbels claims that in order to give aid to the weak, pathetic Team Sjipos, he's summoning the "most powerful being in the universe!" Cue Simon falling to his death right underneath Skobbels.
  • Sjin immediately decides to start cheesing other participants when they race to Skobbels' castle, knocking Duncan and Smith off into the void. He claims victory, only for Smith to accidently get ahold of the victory coin and toss it off the edge of the island.
    Skobbels: <In his big, booming, dramatic voice> You are all JEEEEEERKS!
  • Simon's beatboxing skills are demonstrated, drastically improving the rap that Team Sjipos made under Derpulies.
  • Skobbels' favorite food... is EGGS! Delicious eggs!
  • Trott tries to teach Smith how to build a fence gate.
  • Duncan decides to take potshots at Helper Bot. Skobbels responds with a friendly visit and some magic bolts.
  • Hat Films opts to bribe Helperbot into helping them by (allegedly) sticking 20 Quid up his butt. Judging by Helperbot's slightly more excited beeps, it worked.
  • Sjin decides to haggle with Skobbels for a bow to make a dispenser with. Since Sips wins the offer for Sjin, Skobbels makes Sips an offer: the bow, or a French Horn. Lewis is very horrified at the prospect. Luckily for him and Sjin, Sips takes the bow.
    • Later on, Sips commissions Skobbels for more arrows to snipe Trott with, offering 60 hay bales in the hopes of getting a nice, hefty supply. After Skobbels rejects this in spectacularly dramatic fashion, he offers 61 Porkchops. Skobbels is humbled, to a degree:
    Skobbels: Uhhhh... yeahalright, yeahalright, that sounds good. ... You may have... 5 ARROWS!
  • Team Sjipos decides to remake the Flux Buddies' face-entrance into Hulk Hogan's face, with a speech bubble reading "Sorry."
  • When Lewis starts breaking the eggs Sjin set up an automatic harvester for, Sjin reacts poorly.
  • Have a book. Have a book. Have a book.
  • This gem:
    Skobbels: You will have a mere 45 of your human minutes to decide.
    Lewis: Uhh, decide what?
    Skobbels: Uh, what-what your next performance is going to be.
    Kim and Ross: <Bursts into laughter>
  • Afterwards, Lewis immediately mistakenly calls Skobbels Derpulies, which prompts poor old Skobbels to get things mixed up!
    Skobbels: Thank you for attending Derpulies' castle- I MEAN SKOBBELS' CASTLE!

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